Post by Roger Wright on Dec 28, 2011 10:50:15 GMT -5
We come back from commercial and Roger Wright is standing in the center of the ring with a smile on his face and a mic in his hand.
Jill Matthews: Well it looks like we are about to hear from our owner...
Vince Walters: I wonder what this is all about? So come here and cuddle up next to me Jill so we can listen to this together...
Jill Matthews: If you come any closer to me Vince I'm gunna smack you...seriously...
Vince Walters: Well since you put it...OWWW that hurt!
Jill Matthews: Fuckin perv!
Roger Wright: First of all I'd like to thank all of you the fans for joining us here tonight and for making New Edge Wrestling the continued success that we have been proud to bring you for coming up on three years now!
The fans erupt in cheers as they all start to chant NEW, NEW, NEW,...
Roger Wright: And the reason I am out here right now is to let the entire world know that NEW is going to head straight into this new year and continue the dominance we've always had and we are going to prove that hands down we are the single greatest wrestling promotion in the world today! Because I'm not sure if a lot of you know this or not but coming up in a few weeks there is going to be a little event called...WORLD WAR X!!!
The fans then erupt in cheers once again at the mention of one of NEW's biggest pay per view events!
Roger Wright: That's right, World War X...World War X has always been one of the biggest blockbuster events as we have seen some very big matches and some very big things happen at that event. It was at World War X that the NEW revolution began when we took over the wrestling world and last year we saw the biggest match in NEW history when we saw Stable Wars! And it is with great pride and pleasure that tonight I announce that the main event of World War X will once again feature a double cage match, only this year there won't be stables competing in that match it will indeed fact be Team NEW taking on another team from our brother promotion Pugh Championship WRESTLING!!!!
Another pop from the fans as Roger takes a moment and lets the fans cheer.
Jill Matthews: HOLY CRAP DID YOU HEAR THAT VINCE? TEAM NEW vs TEAM PCW in a WAR GAMES MATCH? THAT IS GOING TO BE FRIGGIN HUGE!!!
Vince Walters: Their best versus our best that is most definitley going to be a war Jill! I couldn't think of a better way to demonstrate the best talent from each company as we will most definitley see a showcase of brutal and violent talent! I can't wait!
Roger Wright: So i am going to go ahead and announce tonight my selections to represent New Edge Wrestling in that Main Event. So for those of you in the back I would like you to come join me in the ring as I call your name...So without further ado let's kick this thing off...The first person to represent Team NEW in the War Games match is none other than current NEW Xtreme Champion Matthew Carter!!!
Matthew Carter's music plays over the PA system as the fans let out a decent sized pop for the NEW Xtreme Champion as he walks down to the ring proudly wearing his NEW Xtreme Championship around his waist. He climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Roger as he climbs on the turnbuckle as he takes the title off and holds it high in the air.
Roger Wright: And the second participant to represent NEW is THE BADDEST BITCH...CEEEEERRRRRAAA
Cera's music hits over the PA system as the fans let out a course of boos, but she doesn't seem to appear. Roger looks taken aback by this before he shrugs and talks into the microphone again.
Roger Wright: Well ... the next participant is P.T. MERCILESS!!!!
P.T. Merciless' theme hits over the pa system as Merciless walks out to a serious mixed reaction as he makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Roger as he takes his place at the third turnbuckle as he awaits the introduction of the next member of Team NEW.
Roger Wright: And finally the next member of Team New Edge is none other than former NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION JUDAS DATHAN!!!!
Judas Dathan's music hits over the pa system as the fans pop, as Judas comes from behind the curtian with a look of excitiment which makes the fans pop even louder. He then runs down to the ring and slides in through the bottom rope as he raises his hands and the fans give a standing ovation. Judas then takes his place at the fourth turnbuckle.
Roger then looks around him at the three members, one absent of course, of his roster that he has chosen to represent NEW in this colossal event as he puts the mic to his lips.
Roger Wright: As I'm sure you all know there is supposed to be a fifth person on our team, but unfortunately I do not have the fifth member of the team selected quite yet! I will in the coming weeks be evaluating the top talent and NEW and when one of you in the back does that one special thing that impresses me enough to where you show me you have what it takes to stand along this great assembly of talent and not only represent team NEW but also carry us to victory against team PCW. So to those of you in the back let me just say there is an open spot avaliable, but if you want it you are going to have to do what each and every single person standing in this ring has done throughout the past year and you are going to have to fucking EARN IT! So here you have it ladies and gentlemen the members of TEAM NEW...GIVE THEM A...
Suddenly Roger's mic is cut off...Roger looks confused as he puts the mic to his lips and tries to speak but nothing comes out. He beats on the top of the mic and realizes it isn't working as he walks over towards the ring announcer and asks to be handed another mic. But the moment the ring announcer hands him the mic, the lights begin to flicker until there is nothing but
!!!!!DARKNESS!!!!
...ToTaL DARKNESS!!!
Jill Matthews: What in the hell is going on???
Vince Walters: I don't know but it's dark in here Jill i'm scared HOLD ME!!!
Jill Matthews: Don't you even think about it!!!
Suddenly the lights come back on and Roger Wright and the members of Team NEW find themsleves surrounded. The cage that was above the ring eariler in the evening has come down, and outside of the ring are six people wearing hoodies and hockey masks and weapons, one is carrying a shovel, the other a lead pipe, the other a baseball bat wraped in razor wire, the other a set of barbwire brass knucks wraped in barb wire, the other a sledge hammer, and the other a regular hammer.
The members of team NEW and Roger Wright meet in the center of the ring, as the men with hockey masks all begin to slowly stalk outside the ring as everyone in the arena is almost in dead silence to see who makes the first move. One of the men in a hockeyt mask on the far side of the ring attempts to get on the ring apron but Judas Dathan and Merciless go to kick him off and as soon as they do that all the men with hoodies and masks on get into the ring, and then an all out war breaks out.
The man with the baseball bat with a Barry Bonds esq swing nails Judas in the stomach grabs his wrist and handcuffs him to the ropes. The man with the shovel burries the shovel in P.T. Merciless's stomach and then handcuffs him to the ropes. The man with the barbwire brass knucks and the man with the hammer double team Carter in the corner and then handcuff him to the ropes. Roger Wright is trying his best to fight off the numbers, with Roger nailing the very large man with the regular hammer and causing him to drop it. He punches him but can't seem to knock him down. Wright goes to pick up the hammer but is suddenly speared through the ropes and onto the ground as the man who tackled him gets up, grabs his arm and swings him to the other hoodies. Roger is lifted in the air for a spinebuster but is grabbed while in mid air and brought down with a backstabber...At this point it's pretty obvious who it is, as all six of the masked men meet in the center of the ring and take their masks and hoodies off. As the hoodies hit the floor we see nothing but black and white
!!!!!!cRu t-shirts!!!!!!
And ARROGANT SMIRKS!!!
As Ryan Pugh, Aaron Abraha, Hazard, LA Johnny Stylez, Inkt, and The SHOW STEALER all stand in the center of the ring with their arms raised as the fans let out a course of boos. They then break their pose and all of them jump on each and every single one of the Team NEW members who has been handcuffed to the ring. They all pick up their weapons and begin to violently attack the members of Team NEW and the owner of NEW Roger Wright. They savagely beat on every single one of them relentlsly as the NEW locker room empites out from the back. King of Pain leads the charge as they attempt to get inside of the steel cell but are not able to get in. Johnny Stylez, Envy, and Abraham mock them from inside the cage, as Stylez and Envy rub Carter's face into the cage as they dare team NEW to try and get in. Ryan Pugh takes Merciless' cuffs off as he picks him up and brings him in the center of the ring, pointing at KOP and then giving him a Pugh Bomb. Inkt then stands back and waits for Roger to get to his feet and then Dull Needles the crap out of him, as Hazard picks him up and nails The Thirteenth Floor, as the fans boo. Johnny Stylez then walks over to the center of the ring and picks up the mic...
LA Johnny Stylez: Good EveNinG NEW....HaVe YOU MISSED ME?
The fans let out a course of boos that could damn near shake the ground as the other members of the cRu continue to work over their defensless prey.
LA Johnny Stylez: First of all I'd like to personally thank Mr. Ryan Elias for allowing us this remarkable opportunity, because you see Roger while you came out here to make a blockbuster announcement, we came out here to make a little announcement of our own! You see the match at World War X will take place, you are most definitley right about that! But me and my boys came out here to inform you and everyone else that it's not going to be just TEAM NEW vs TEAM PCW...Unfortunately for you asshatz there is another team that has entered that match, and unless you are a phucking MoRoN you should probably be able to guess that the third team entered into this match is
!!!!!TEAM c.R.u.!!!!!!
Or SHOULD I PHUCKING SAY TEAM
~$~BeTTeRTHANu~$~
...Yeah THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER!!!!
Because lets be honest about something here people this war has been brewing for quite some time now! Six or seven months ago The cRu was born live on New Edge Wrestling pay per view...And tonight we offically declare war on not only NEW, but PCW AS WELL!!! So consider this our officl declaration!!! Because were you honestly going to have this main event match without THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AARON ABRAHAM? THE INSANE ICON RYAN PUGH? OR THE MOTHER PHUCKING SHOW STEALER AL ENVY? Give me a break! The men you see standing in this ring are the men that built this mother phucking company! It was through our blood, our sweat, that there is even an NEW, and at World War X...We are going to prove once and for all that we are the best of the best...The CREAM OF THE PHUCKING CROP...That we are indeed fact
!!!!!B.E.T.T.E.R.T.H.A.N.U.!!!!!
...And There Aint SHit YALL CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
Ohh, and Matt Slater, while you are sitting there backstage, unable to come out here like a pussy, everyone knows you really, REALLY could have been in here. You could have tried to save your roster, but you are too
!!!!!F'N W.E.A.K.!!!!!
So STAY YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE BACK WHERE YOU BELONG HERO!!!
Because this was, is, and always will be our RING, and we are going to remind each and every single one of you of that each and every single week leading up to, and especially at World War X...When the cRu demolishes both the very best of NEW and PCW, as we force them to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
Because This Is A War YOU ASSHATZ CAN'T WIN!!!
See yall real soon!!!
And with that Abraham throws Johnny his shovel as Envy forces Roger Wright to his knees as Johnny backs up, holding his shovel like a golf club, and as he runs to happy gilmore his head off with that shovel the lights go back out right before Johnny makes impact with his head...there are a few moments as the arena sits in total darkness until a few moments later the lights come back on, and all the members of TEAM NEW are laid out in a circle around Roger Wright who is lying in a pool of his own blood as every member of team NEW has their backs exposed with the letters cRu spray painted on the back of them, as the credits come up and the show goes off the air.
Jill Matthews: Well it looks like we are about to hear from our owner...
Vince Walters: I wonder what this is all about? So come here and cuddle up next to me Jill so we can listen to this together...
Jill Matthews: If you come any closer to me Vince I'm gunna smack you...seriously...
Vince Walters: Well since you put it...OWWW that hurt!
Jill Matthews: Fuckin perv!
Roger Wright: First of all I'd like to thank all of you the fans for joining us here tonight and for making New Edge Wrestling the continued success that we have been proud to bring you for coming up on three years now!
The fans erupt in cheers as they all start to chant NEW, NEW, NEW,...
Roger Wright: And the reason I am out here right now is to let the entire world know that NEW is going to head straight into this new year and continue the dominance we've always had and we are going to prove that hands down we are the single greatest wrestling promotion in the world today! Because I'm not sure if a lot of you know this or not but coming up in a few weeks there is going to be a little event called...WORLD WAR X!!!
The fans then erupt in cheers once again at the mention of one of NEW's biggest pay per view events!
Roger Wright: That's right, World War X...World War X has always been one of the biggest blockbuster events as we have seen some very big matches and some very big things happen at that event. It was at World War X that the NEW revolution began when we took over the wrestling world and last year we saw the biggest match in NEW history when we saw Stable Wars! And it is with great pride and pleasure that tonight I announce that the main event of World War X will once again feature a double cage match, only this year there won't be stables competing in that match it will indeed fact be Team NEW taking on another team from our brother promotion Pugh Championship WRESTLING!!!!
Another pop from the fans as Roger takes a moment and lets the fans cheer.
Jill Matthews: HOLY CRAP DID YOU HEAR THAT VINCE? TEAM NEW vs TEAM PCW in a WAR GAMES MATCH? THAT IS GOING TO BE FRIGGIN HUGE!!!
Vince Walters: Their best versus our best that is most definitley going to be a war Jill! I couldn't think of a better way to demonstrate the best talent from each company as we will most definitley see a showcase of brutal and violent talent! I can't wait!
Roger Wright: So i am going to go ahead and announce tonight my selections to represent New Edge Wrestling in that Main Event. So for those of you in the back I would like you to come join me in the ring as I call your name...So without further ado let's kick this thing off...The first person to represent Team NEW in the War Games match is none other than current NEW Xtreme Champion Matthew Carter!!!
Matthew Carter's music plays over the PA system as the fans let out a decent sized pop for the NEW Xtreme Champion as he walks down to the ring proudly wearing his NEW Xtreme Championship around his waist. He climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Roger as he climbs on the turnbuckle as he takes the title off and holds it high in the air.
Roger Wright: And the second participant to represent NEW is THE BADDEST BITCH...CEEEEERRRRRAAA
Cera's music hits over the PA system as the fans let out a course of boos, but she doesn't seem to appear. Roger looks taken aback by this before he shrugs and talks into the microphone again.
Roger Wright: Well ... the next participant is P.T. MERCILESS!!!!
P.T. Merciless' theme hits over the pa system as Merciless walks out to a serious mixed reaction as he makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Roger as he takes his place at the third turnbuckle as he awaits the introduction of the next member of Team NEW.
Roger Wright: And finally the next member of Team New Edge is none other than former NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION JUDAS DATHAN!!!!
Judas Dathan's music hits over the pa system as the fans pop, as Judas comes from behind the curtian with a look of excitiment which makes the fans pop even louder. He then runs down to the ring and slides in through the bottom rope as he raises his hands and the fans give a standing ovation. Judas then takes his place at the fourth turnbuckle.
Roger then looks around him at the three members, one absent of course, of his roster that he has chosen to represent NEW in this colossal event as he puts the mic to his lips.
Roger Wright: As I'm sure you all know there is supposed to be a fifth person on our team, but unfortunately I do not have the fifth member of the team selected quite yet! I will in the coming weeks be evaluating the top talent and NEW and when one of you in the back does that one special thing that impresses me enough to where you show me you have what it takes to stand along this great assembly of talent and not only represent team NEW but also carry us to victory against team PCW. So to those of you in the back let me just say there is an open spot avaliable, but if you want it you are going to have to do what each and every single person standing in this ring has done throughout the past year and you are going to have to fucking EARN IT! So here you have it ladies and gentlemen the members of TEAM NEW...GIVE THEM A...
Suddenly Roger's mic is cut off...Roger looks confused as he puts the mic to his lips and tries to speak but nothing comes out. He beats on the top of the mic and realizes it isn't working as he walks over towards the ring announcer and asks to be handed another mic. But the moment the ring announcer hands him the mic, the lights begin to flicker until there is nothing but
!!!!!DARKNESS!!!!
...ToTaL DARKNESS!!!
Jill Matthews: What in the hell is going on???
Vince Walters: I don't know but it's dark in here Jill i'm scared HOLD ME!!!
Jill Matthews: Don't you even think about it!!!
Suddenly the lights come back on and Roger Wright and the members of Team NEW find themsleves surrounded. The cage that was above the ring eariler in the evening has come down, and outside of the ring are six people wearing hoodies and hockey masks and weapons, one is carrying a shovel, the other a lead pipe, the other a baseball bat wraped in razor wire, the other a set of barbwire brass knucks wraped in barb wire, the other a sledge hammer, and the other a regular hammer.
The members of team NEW and Roger Wright meet in the center of the ring, as the men with hockey masks all begin to slowly stalk outside the ring as everyone in the arena is almost in dead silence to see who makes the first move. One of the men in a hockeyt mask on the far side of the ring attempts to get on the ring apron but Judas Dathan and Merciless go to kick him off and as soon as they do that all the men with hoodies and masks on get into the ring, and then an all out war breaks out.
The man with the baseball bat with a Barry Bonds esq swing nails Judas in the stomach grabs his wrist and handcuffs him to the ropes. The man with the shovel burries the shovel in P.T. Merciless's stomach and then handcuffs him to the ropes. The man with the barbwire brass knucks and the man with the hammer double team Carter in the corner and then handcuff him to the ropes. Roger Wright is trying his best to fight off the numbers, with Roger nailing the very large man with the regular hammer and causing him to drop it. He punches him but can't seem to knock him down. Wright goes to pick up the hammer but is suddenly speared through the ropes and onto the ground as the man who tackled him gets up, grabs his arm and swings him to the other hoodies. Roger is lifted in the air for a spinebuster but is grabbed while in mid air and brought down with a backstabber...At this point it's pretty obvious who it is, as all six of the masked men meet in the center of the ring and take their masks and hoodies off. As the hoodies hit the floor we see nothing but black and white
!!!!!!cRu t-shirts!!!!!!
And ARROGANT SMIRKS!!!
As Ryan Pugh, Aaron Abraha, Hazard, LA Johnny Stylez, Inkt, and The SHOW STEALER all stand in the center of the ring with their arms raised as the fans let out a course of boos. They then break their pose and all of them jump on each and every single one of the Team NEW members who has been handcuffed to the ring. They all pick up their weapons and begin to violently attack the members of Team NEW and the owner of NEW Roger Wright. They savagely beat on every single one of them relentlsly as the NEW locker room empites out from the back. King of Pain leads the charge as they attempt to get inside of the steel cell but are not able to get in. Johnny Stylez, Envy, and Abraham mock them from inside the cage, as Stylez and Envy rub Carter's face into the cage as they dare team NEW to try and get in. Ryan Pugh takes Merciless' cuffs off as he picks him up and brings him in the center of the ring, pointing at KOP and then giving him a Pugh Bomb. Inkt then stands back and waits for Roger to get to his feet and then Dull Needles the crap out of him, as Hazard picks him up and nails The Thirteenth Floor, as the fans boo. Johnny Stylez then walks over to the center of the ring and picks up the mic...
LA Johnny Stylez: Good EveNinG NEW....HaVe YOU MISSED ME?
The fans let out a course of boos that could damn near shake the ground as the other members of the cRu continue to work over their defensless prey.
LA Johnny Stylez: First of all I'd like to personally thank Mr. Ryan Elias for allowing us this remarkable opportunity, because you see Roger while you came out here to make a blockbuster announcement, we came out here to make a little announcement of our own! You see the match at World War X will take place, you are most definitley right about that! But me and my boys came out here to inform you and everyone else that it's not going to be just TEAM NEW vs TEAM PCW...Unfortunately for you asshatz there is another team that has entered that match, and unless you are a phucking MoRoN you should probably be able to guess that the third team entered into this match is
!!!!!TEAM c.R.u.!!!!!!
Or SHOULD I PHUCKING SAY TEAM
~$~BeTTeRTHANu~$~
...Yeah THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER!!!!
Because lets be honest about something here people this war has been brewing for quite some time now! Six or seven months ago The cRu was born live on New Edge Wrestling pay per view...And tonight we offically declare war on not only NEW, but PCW AS WELL!!! So consider this our officl declaration!!! Because were you honestly going to have this main event match without THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AARON ABRAHAM? THE INSANE ICON RYAN PUGH? OR THE MOTHER PHUCKING SHOW STEALER AL ENVY? Give me a break! The men you see standing in this ring are the men that built this mother phucking company! It was through our blood, our sweat, that there is even an NEW, and at World War X...We are going to prove once and for all that we are the best of the best...The CREAM OF THE PHUCKING CROP...That we are indeed fact
!!!!!B.E.T.T.E.R.T.H.A.N.U.!!!!!
...And There Aint SHit YALL CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
Ohh, and Matt Slater, while you are sitting there backstage, unable to come out here like a pussy, everyone knows you really, REALLY could have been in here. You could have tried to save your roster, but you are too
!!!!!F'N W.E.A.K.!!!!!
So STAY YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE BACK WHERE YOU BELONG HERO!!!
Because this was, is, and always will be our RING, and we are going to remind each and every single one of you of that each and every single week leading up to, and especially at World War X...When the cRu demolishes both the very best of NEW and PCW, as we force them to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
Because This Is A War YOU ASSHATZ CAN'T WIN!!!
See yall real soon!!!
And with that Abraham throws Johnny his shovel as Envy forces Roger Wright to his knees as Johnny backs up, holding his shovel like a golf club, and as he runs to happy gilmore his head off with that shovel the lights go back out right before Johnny makes impact with his head...there are a few moments as the arena sits in total darkness until a few moments later the lights come back on, and all the members of TEAM NEW are laid out in a circle around Roger Wright who is lying in a pool of his own blood as every member of team NEW has their backs exposed with the letters cRu spray painted on the back of them, as the credits come up and the show goes off the air.
