NEW Hallows Night Fight 2009

[Al Envy]

Name: NEW Hallows Night Fight 2009
Date: November 2nd 2009
Venue: Death Valley Desert
Location: Death Valley, California

The scene opens up showing the open air arena constructed just for this event. The camera starts with an airal shot of the entire arena and slowly moves around until it comes to a stop on Kirk and Mario who are sitting ringside for Hollow's Night Fight.

K.R. - Welcome to Hollow's Night Fight! This is set to be one of the biggest Pay Per Veiws of the year.

Mario - All of the titles are on the line tonight. And we're gonna start off with NEW Tag Titles on the line! Let's get down to Zambardo and get this show on the road!

Hardcore Tag Team Match - NEW World Tag Team Championships
The Association vs. The Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Christian Zambardo - Introducing first...... Aaron Bomb and Lost in Time.... they are THE ASSOCIATION!!!!!!

[ Self Deception by Lacuna Coil plays as The Association walks down to the ring. ]

Christian Zambardo - And their opponents.... Drake and Tyler Stone...... THE HORSEMAN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!

[ The Game by Drowning Pool plays as The Horseman of the Apocolyspe walk to the ring. ]

Mario - This is a Hardcore match so all four men are in the ring and ready to fight it out!

[ The four men are standing face to face in the middle of the ring. Tyler and Lost start trading punches as does Drake and Bomb. Tyler gets the better of Lost and backs him into a corner and starts unloading massive right hands to the head. Bomb out slugs Drake and grabs his arm and irish whips him into the ropes and nails a clothesline. ]

K.R. - Aaron Bomb just sent Drake down to the mat with a hard clothesline.

[ Tyler turns around and sees that Bomb has mounted Drake and is hammering him with lefts and rights. Tyler runs over and delivers a hard kick to the back of Bomb's head. Tyler starts to stomp on Bomb as soon as he hit the canvas. ]

Mario - Tyler Stone is on fire early on in this match. Lost in Time is right behind him and Tyler has no idea!

[ Tyler is kicking Bomb as hard as he can when Lost comes up from behind and grabs him around the waist and hits a big german suplex. Drake has rolled out of the ring and is looking under it to try and find some weapons. He pulls out a Kendo sick and a cookie sheet. ]

K.R. - Did Drake Stone just pull a cooking utensil from under the ring?

[ Lost has Tyler in a reverse chinlock and using his knee to put more pressure on the neck. Bomb gets back to his feet and starts to put the boots to Tyler. Drake slides in behind Bomb and drills him across the back with the Kendo stick. ]

Mario - You know that had to hurt!

[ Lost lets go of the hold he had on Tyler and Drake hits him across the thigh and the over the top of the head. ]

K.R. - Drake is cleaning house!

[ Drake knocked lost down and he rolled out of the ring to recover. Drake is checking on Tyler to make sure that he's not injured. Bomb has got back to his feet and is waiting for Drake to turn around. As soon as Drake turns around Bomb drills him with a big spear. ]

Mario - He could have a broken rib with that move!

[ Bomb gets back to his feet and is face to face with Tyler. They lock up again and each are trying to get the advantage. Lost is outside of the ring and looks to have recovered and has grabbed the cookie sheet that was laying outside of the ring. Bomb irish whips tyler into the rope but Lost hits him across the back of the head with the cookie sheet! Bomb sees the opprotunity and hits the A-Class Explosion! ]

K.R. - Aaron Bomb goes for the cover!

Ref - 1................ 2............

[ The count is broken up by Drake who hits a double ax handle to the back of the head of Aaron Bomb. Lost climbs back into the ring and goes after Drake but is met with a big boot to the gut. Drake sets him up for The Main Event Driver! ]

Mario - Drake has him set up, but Bomb is sneaking up behind him!

[ Drake doesn't see Bomb sneaking up behind him. ]

K.R. - Aaron Bomb just low blowed Drake Stone!!!

[ Drake crumples to the canvas and Lost falls on top of him. ]

Ref - 1................ 2.............. 3!!!!!

Mario - The Association is the brand new NEW Tag Team Champs!!!

K.R. - That was one hell of a fight!

Christian Zambardo - The winners..... and new NEW Tag Team Champions...... THE ASSOCIATION!!!!!

Mario - The Association may have won this match but you know damn well that they haven't heard the last of The Horseman of the Apocolypse!

Winners by Pinfall: The Association (New World Tag Team Champions)

The camera cuts to the locker room of Shale Stevens. He is sitting, looking relaxed and ready for his match with Lost in Time.

Shale - Tonight I'm gonna take out another member of Cosa Nostra and show the world that The Headliners are the best in NEW!

Mr. Biggz - That's right boss, those fools can't hang with us!

Shale - You're damn right! Lost... I saw the part you had in jumping Jesse Styles in the parking lot. And tonight I'm gonna get a bit of revenge and put your ass in a hurt locker!

Hardcore Singles Match
Cassum Falina vs. Roxanne

KR: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're already off to one hell of a night!

MF: That's right, Kirk! Those rat bastards from Cosa Nostra took home the Tag Team Championships which belong, rightfully to the Horsemen!

KR: Oh, blow it out your ass, you dumb dago! Coming up next is a match featuring the debuts of both Cosa Nostra's newest recruit in Cassum Falina and the NEW debut for a mysterious woman known only as Roxanne.

MF: I've been doing some research on this girl Roxanne. Haven't gotten anything!

KR: That's because you're a dumb dago!

MF: FUCK YOU, FAT BOY! [Kirk Rider reaches back and slaps the shit out of Mario Fellucci]

KR: Let's take it to the ring for the introductions!

MF: [cursing under his breath] Son of a bitch...

ZIMBARDO: Ladies and Gentlemen! Our next fight is a single's match, featuring TWO NEW debuts!

["Butterfly" by Crazy Town hits the PA system] Introducing first, from Nashville, TN! She is the lovely and mysterious... ROXANNE! [The crowd buzzes as the beautiful Roxanne makes her way down to the ring.]

KR: You know, for someone who hasn't done anything here, she seems to have a bit of a chip on her shoulder.

MF: That's because she's a bad ass! And she probably had a run-in with Ozario Liscio backstage. I know I'd be pissed after seeing him.

KR: I highly doubt that's the case, Mario. Hell, nobody has seen hide nor hair of the World Champ since last Ignite when Shale Stevens pinned him in the middle of the ring.

ZIMBARDO: Introducing next...

["In a Gadda da Vida" by Iron Butterfly hits the PA system.] She hails from Hamburg, Germany! Being escorted by the legendary Serpentine Valentino... She is "The Prettiest Girl Alive"... CASSUM... FALINA!!!

[Cassum Falina makes her way down to the ring with a thunderous roar from the crowd!]

KR: I'm not sure if they're cheering for her or her father!

MF: Either which way, it's probably the best reception anyone from Cosa Nostra will get tonight!

KR: I don't know, Mario! Lost and Aaron are pretty popular right now!

[Both ladies are in the ring and ready to go.]

[DING DING]

~Roxanne immediately lurches forward and rams Cassum against the turnbuckle, knocking the wind out of her! As Cassum bends down, breathing heavily, Roxanne backs off smiling arrogantly. Cassum then glares up, a dark look glowing in her eyes. ~

KR: Damn! Do you see that look in her eyes? It's like her personality completely changed!

MF: [laughs] I think it suits her!

~ Roxanne's eyes widen as Cassum slowly rises, a smirk making its way onto her pretty face. Roxy takes a step back as Pretty Mama laughs maniacally. Cassum darts forward and slams her fist into Roxanne's face. ~

KR: I DID NOT see that coming! She seemed so shy out of the ring, but she sure is a monster in it!

MF: HELL YEAH! This is definitely gonna be one hell of a match!

~ Roxanne clutches her jaw, stunned, as Cassum swings at her some more. Roxy tries dodging them but ends up receiving a massive blow to the stomach. She doubles over in pain and Cassum knocks her to the ground. ~

KR: It looks like this match is about to be over!

MF: You got that right; she's going for the pin!

1....

2....

KR: Roxanne broke from the pin!

~Roxy stands and backs off, her eyes following Cassum, who scowls at her. The Sexiest Girl Alive takes a step forward but Roxanne slams into her, knocking her to the mat. The Crimson Crisis stands over Cassum, then grabs her by her hair and lifts her up. Roxanne is about to hit Cassum with her finisher when suddenly Pretty Mama violently smacks her across the face. As Roxy staggers back Cassum lunges forward, attacking her with a Spear. Roxanne cries out as Cassum repeatedly stomps her foot into her opponents face. ~

KR: HOLY SHIT! It's her finisher!

MF: LOOK AT THAT BLOODLUST!

KR: Yeah, that's the name of the move. You're getting way too into this!

MF: I can't help it if I get excited over two beautiful girls beating each other senseless!

KR: You are one crazy ass freak!

MF: Thanks! HEY! Roxanne's out cold! Cassums's going for the pin!

1.....

2.....

3.....

DING DING!!

Zimbardo: And the winner by pinfall, CASSUM FALINA!

~ As Roxanne lays in a bloody mess on the ground, Cassum's eyes slowly return to normal and she glances around confused. Cassum suddenly looks down at her bludgeoned opponent and freezes. A stream of tears begins rolling down her cheeks and she leaves the ring, bolting towards the stage. Aaron Bomb stands there as Cassum runs into his arms and buries her face in his chest. He comforts her as they walk away together. ~

KR: What the hell was that about?

MF: Who knows, but the paramedics need to get out here now and save Roxanne's beautiful face!

KR: Shut up you perverted bastard! Ugh. Well, all I know is that Roxanne doesn't seem as strong as she acts and talks!

MF: True that. Hopefully we'll find out more about her later on! Next up is The Xtreme Title Match between Champion Vanessa, The returning Matt Mobius, and that whiny bitch Hunter.

Kr: Now THAT will be an interesting match!

Winner by Pinfall: Cassum Falina

Hardcore Three Way Match - NEW Xtreme Championship
Matt Mobius vs. Hunter Mordor vs. Vanessa (c)

Christian Zimbardo- The following contest is a Triple Threat Rules Singapore Cane Match and is for the Xtreme Championship.

The camera pans to the stage as a small amount of sparks and smoke appear before the entrance curtains. Let it roll by Divide the Day blares over the whole arena. A figure with black hair in trunks walks out and stops in the midst of the sparks.

Christian Zimbardo- First up, Making his way to the ring, from London England, with a height of six feet one inch weighing in at one hundred ninety two pounds....The Monarch, Matt MOOOOBBIIUSSS!

Mobius walks from the ramp. He is greeted by "Welcome Back, Matt" chants from the fans.

Kirk Rider- These here fans are on the edge of their seats, and the match hasn't even started yet! Mario Fellucci- No doubt, these fans want to see some action and New Edge Wrestling will give it to 'em! Mobius climbs to the ring apron, playing for the fans. He steps through the middle ropes and awaits on his opponents.

Bad Things by Wednesday Thirteen flood the sound system. The lights dim just a little bit as Hunter goes through the curtains. He is not alone, bearing a trash can full of Kendo sticks is none other than the Kendo specialists "Krayzee" KeNath Israel. Fellucci- Watch out, Matt. Looks like Hunter's got backup! Rider- Not just backup, but the man who has the best chance of winning this match! M.F.- I gotta agree, and He ain't even in it! Zimbardo- And his opponent. From the Agency, accompanied to the ring by "Krayzee" KeNath Israel, standing six feet five inches high, weighing two hundred and sixty pounds...The Hitman HUUUUNNNNTTTTERRR

Israel stands in the corner as Hunter slides into the ring. Hunter takes a look at Mobius. He then takes of his hoodie and rips his pants off revealing black and red MMA shorts.

Funhouse by Pink infiltrates the ears of the arena. Vanessa walks through the curtains sporting the gold around her waist. Danni walks behind her riling the crowd up. The camera pans to fans with signs saying things such as "Bow to the queen" and "V is Hott".

KR- Here, she is boys and girls the Lady Amor! MF- She don't look too bad either.

Zimbardo- Accompanied to the ring by Danni, She is The Xtreme champion of the world! At a height of five feet nine inches...The Duchess of Hardcore, the Lady Amor, The Queen of Xtreme... VVVVVAAANNEEESSSAAAA. Vanessa slides in under the bottom rope. The three stare down each other whilst the Referee talks to Danni and Krayzee, warning them to not interfere. The camera pans in to Krayzee's back as he has his fingers crossed. [DING......DING......DING] KR- Vanessa and Mobius starting off the match folks! *Vanessa Lock up. They each try to over power each other. The fans are wild seeing a girl like Vanessa holding her own in a strength competition. Hunter attempts to run ant the two, but Israel stops him. *

KR- Hunter seems to be getting some coaching from Israel. MF- Well he's the expert! KR- You can say that again! Mobius seems to have gotten the upper hand and lays blows to Vanessa. He gives her a European uppercut. Then another! Mobius begins to slap Vanessa. Mobius locks up with V again, this time she kicks him in the mid-section. At Israel's say, Hunter runs up and clotheslines them both. He goed to the ropes as Matt gets up and clothesline him again. Hunter asks Israel for the white tape. Israel throws a kendo stick to the mat KR- Uh oh, Mario. Hunter has that Singapore cane! MF- This aint lookin' pretty!

Mobius and Vanessa are both on all fours. Hunter looks at each before whacking Matt. Then V then Mobius Then Vanessa, Then Mobius, Then Vanessa! Hunter picks up Vanessa and lifts her up for a suplex. Hunter sends Vanessa's body crashing down unto the mat. Hunter mounts mobius and begins Punching. He picks the monarch up and Belly to belly suplexes him! As Hunter gets up he is met with a Singapore cane to the back of the head, courtesy of the recovered Vanessa. MF- Right to the back of the head!

V goes for the cover.. 1... 2... Kickout by Hunter. Vanessa goes to stomping Hunter but is sideswiped by Mobius with a running forearm. Mobius picks up Vanessa and scoop slams her. He goes to the ropes and drops an elbow onto the sternum of Vanessa. V rolls out the ring. Israel grabs her by her blue tights and throws her back in. Mobius begins to stomp Vanessa. Hunter recovers and attacks Mobius with a Singapore cane. Hunter yells "Black" at Israel who throws in a black gripped kendo stick. Hunter whacks Mobius. The Monarch falls, jolting around in pain from the shock. Hunter picks up Vanessa by the hair. He swings the cane, but V ducks the attack. Hunter swings again, and Vanessa ducks. Hunter gets angry and swings a second time but Vanessa dropkicks Hunter in the knee. Hunter yells out and falls right on the cane, shocking himself. Vanessa picks him up and drops a DDT on the cane. She goes for the cover but a recovered Mobius stops the count. KR- And a save by Matt Mobius.

Mobius Irish whips V into the turnbuckle. He goes for a double knee express, but Lady Amor, moves out the way. Vanessa performs an enzuguri to the back of Mobius's head. Vanessa sees that Mobius is still on the apron. She goes to the ropes and gives Matt a triangle dropkick. Mobius hits the guard rail. Vanessa sets her sights on Hunter. She picks him up and goes to the ropes. The Assassin puts his foot up and V goes down hard.

KR-Big boot by Hunter MF- Mobius down, Vanessa down...Hunter should go for the win. camera turns to Hunter who reaches under the ring for a chair. He watches the match from the apron.Hunter throws V to the ropes. She comes back with a hurricanrana. Mobius slides in the ring and gives a chair shot to Vanessa. Hunter gets up and Boots the chair into Mobius's face. Mobius powders to the ringside. Israel Takes out a barbed wire Kendo stick and rapidly whacks Mobius before rolling him back into the ring. Israel reaches under the ring and finds a table. He brings it into the ring where Hunter sets it up. Hunter performs a back DDT on Vanessa. He goes to lift her up, but she punches him twice in the midsection. KR- Hunter backing off! V trips the silent assassin and places him in a leg lock. She turns him around and locks him in the Linear Neck grip. Hunter struggles to break free, but Mobius yet again breaks up an opportunity for V to get the win. Hunter scurries to the ropes for protection. Vanessa and Mobius stare each other down. Israel walks to the table that was near the ropes. He pulls a matchbox from his tights and torches the table. MF- Something's going down! KR- No doubt, Mario! Mobius and Hunter stare down. Israel councils Hunter to stay where he is. Mobius grabs V's waist and kisses her. She retaliates by giving him a punch that leaves Matt staggering. Hunter finds his chance and lifts Vanessa on his head and electric chairs her through the table!! KR-Oh my Gawd! With Vanessa incapacitated, Hunter and Mobius square off. They lay blows to each other. Matt dropkicks, Hunter gets up and clotheslines. Matt scoop slams hunter. He goes for a legdrop but Hunter moves out of the way. Hunter stomps Mobius. He picks him up and delivers a back suplex, Hunter bridges... 1... 2... Kickout! The Hitman picks up Matt. Matt punches him in the midsection a few times. Hunter punches Mobius. Hunter to the ropes, but Danni pulls at his feet causing the Silent Assassin to fall on his face. Mobius picks him up and goes for a back breaker. Hunter gets up instantly. He punches mobius then goes for a tiger bomb. Hunter climbs to the top rope. He goes for an elbow, but mobius moves. Matt stomps the Hitman and picks him up.* *Hunter Irish whips Mobius into the corner. He runs at him for a big boot. Israel grabs the Monarch's hands. Hunter takes a red-gripped cane. He fires it and it explodes on Mobius' chest. He then picks out two black tipped canes. He beats Mobius with both of them. Israel lets go and Mobius drops on on his ass. Hunter lets in a flurry of blows to Mobius' face....

Hunter talks trash to Matt's groggy body before choking it with his foot. Vanessa uses the ropes to pul herself up. She grabs hunter by the side and rolls him up. 1.... 2.. 3... [DING...DING....DING...]

MF- Vanessa has retained! KR- And hunter pinned again. Zimbardo- Your winner, and STILL the Xteme champion, VAANNEESSA.

[Funhouse by Pink plays]

Winner by Pinfall: Vanessa (Still Xtreme Champion)

[Deleted]

[We cut backstage to James Ceweun with a mic in his hand. Vanessa is walking towards him, arm in arm with Danni. They stop in front of him and Danni gives him a dirty look, which he ignores.]

James: Hey Vanessa!

Vanessa: Hi James!

James: Looks like you won!

Vanessa: Hell yeah I did!

[James can't help but smile as Vanessa and Danni cheer]

James: You've proven once again that you're a force to be reckoned with!

Vanessa: Of course! I'm me. As the Xtreme Champion I've gotta prove how worthy I am to have the belt!

[Vanessa waves her Xtreme Championship belt in the air before freezing and staring behind James, her smile fading.]

Vanessa: Ozario?

[Ozario Liscio is walking in their direction. He stops near Vanessa and stares at her blankly.]

Ozario: Vanessa, how are you?

Vanessa: Uh good... I just won...

Ozario: Congratulations.

Vanessa: Uh, okay...thanks... well... bye then...

Ozario: Alright, goodbye.

[They all watch Ozario walk away in an almost trance-like state.]

James: He's been acting strange since his match against Shale...

Vanessa: Yeah. I don't feel comfortable around him when he's like that...

James: Well let's hope this match will snap him out of it.

Vanessa: Yeah. I hope so... Well, I'm gonna go James... I have a congratulatory dinner date coming up! And then a little 'present' afterwards...

[She grinned mischievously at Danni who smirked at James.]

Vanessa: Byebye!

James: Um, okay. Bye...

[Vanessa took hold of Danni's hand and dragged her away, a wicked grin on her pretty face. James watches them leave, annoyed he didn't get to spend more time with Vanessa, and we cut back to ringside.]

Hardcore Four Way Match - No.1 Contendership for NEW Trans-Atlantic Championship
Nicolas Micheal Corman vs. Sean Davis vs. Van Hunter vs. Ariano Diaz

Christian Zimbardo - The following contest is a Hardcore Elimination Style Fatal Four Way Match Introducing first... hailing from The Rich Side Of Town nowhere near you... weighing in at 234 lbs ... NICOLAS MICHAEL CORMAN "ESQURRRRIEEE"!!!!! ["Don't You Wish You Were Me" by "Fozzy" plays and Esquire heads to the ring.] Introducing next... ... hailing from Long Island, New York.... weighing in at 225lbs ... "The Original" SEAAAAAAAANN DAVVVVIS... introducing next hailing from Melbourne, Australia... weighing in at 215 lbs VAAAAAAAAAN HUNNNNTTTERR ["Don't Stop Me Now" by "Queen" plays and Van heads to the ring] And their opponent... hailing from Toluca, Mexico... weighing in at 335 lbs... "The Richest Man in the World" ARRRIIIIAAAANNNNNNOOOOO DIIIIIAAAAAAZZZZ [AC/DC - Money Talks plays and Ariano heads to the ring] [The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

K.R. - Ariano taunts Esquire. Ariano bounces off the ropes and runs toward him. The Richest Man in the World knocks Esquire down with a running chop block. Esquire stands up. Sean Davis pulls Van into the corner. Davis ties Hunter up in a sharpshooter. Van escapes the hold and drops an elbow... The Golden Goliath rolls out of the way and 'The Natural' hits the mat. The Golden Goliath stands up. The Golden Goliath drags 'The Crown Prince' across the ring. 'The Natural' escapes to ringside, Hunter follows. He taunts 'Master of the DDT'. He scoops 'The Natural' up and slams 'The Natural' to the floor. He pulls 'Master of the DDT' to his feet. He races toward 'Master of the DDT'. Van Hunter goes for a clothesline. 'The Crown Prince' ducks it and connects with a clothesline of his own. 'Master of the DDT' races toward Van. 'The Natural' drops a knee on Hunter. 'Master of the DDT' gets to his feet. 'Master of the DDT' charges toward him. He leaps into the air. The Golden Goliath rolls out of the way. 'Master of the DDT' crashes into the floor. Van Hunter lifts 'Master of the DDT' to his feet. The Golden Goliath connects with a right jab and a kiss on the cheek.

Mario Felluci - Powerful punch by Van!!!

K.R. - Hunter delivers a chop to his chest. The Golden Goliath punches 'Master of the DDT', 'Master of the DDT' blocks and connects with a punch of his own. 'Master of the DDT' stomps Hunter. 'The Crown Prince' pulls him upright. 'The Natural' taunts him. Mike Crongeak and Daniel Devine move to the aisle way. He darts toward The Golden Goliath. 'The Natural' spears Van onto the concrete. The Imposer stomps on 'The Crown Prince'. The Imposer grabs 'The Crown Prince' around the head. The Imposer applies a rear naked choke on 'The Crown Prince'.

Mario Felluci - He is cutting off his air supply!

K.R. - The Imposer climbs to his feet. The Imposer darts toward him. The Imposer comes to a halt. They move toward the ring. Thunderclap locks up with The Imposer. Van Hunter pulls his head down and slams his forearm across his back.

Mario Felluci - Thunderclap using his arm like a club on The Imposer.

K.R. - He punches The Imposer, The Imposer goes down. Van pulls The Imposer up. The Golden Goliath taunts The Imposer. The Golden Goliath lifts The Imposer up and slams The Imposer down. Van Hunter darts toward The Imposer. He drops a knee on The Imposer.

Mario Felluci - That's gotta hurt!

K.R. - The Golden Goliath rises to his feet. Thunderclap shoves The Imposer into the ring. Van climbs into the ring. The Golden Goliath grabs him. The Epitome of Greatness bounces off the ropes and runs toward Thunderclap. The Epitome of Greatness stops running. He runs toward Van Hunter. He comes to a stop. They lock up. God's Gift backs him into the corner. The Epitome of Greatness slams his shoulder into his abdomen. Thunderclap goes down. He kicks The Epitome of Greatness off escaping the hold. Thunderclap stands up. The Submission Expert rolls out to ringside, Van Hunter goes after The Immortal. Van Hunter scoops The Immortal up and slams The Immortal to the floor.

Mario Felluci - Powerful slam!

K.R. - He bolts toward The Submission Expert. Thunderclap comes to a stop. Thunderclap lifts The Epitome of Greatness up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head! Van delivers a fist drop on The Submission Expert. 'Master of the DDT' races toward Van. 'The Crown Prince' slows to a stop. They move to the aisle way. 'The Natural' taunts him. The Golden Goliath blocks the chop by 'The Crown Prince' and delivers a chop of his own. Thunderclap drops an elbow on 'The Crown Prince'. Thunderclap gets to his feet. The Golden Goliath drops a fist on 'The Natural', 'Master of the DDT' rolls out of the way. Van Hunter hits the concrete. 'Master of the DDT' stands up. 'The Crown Prince' races toward Thunderclap. He drops a knee on Hunter. 'The Natural' flips up to his feet.

Mario Felluci - 'Master of the DDT' is back up.

K.R. - 'The Natural' drags him back to ringside. 'The Natural' connects with a back fist. 'Master of the DDT' taunts Thunderclap. He punches at The Golden Goliath, Van blocks the punch and knocks 'Master of the DDT' down. Van Hunter speeds toward 'The Crown Prince'. He drops a knee on 'Master of the DDT'.

Mario Felluci - That's gotta hurt!

K.R. - Van Hunter stands up. He rolls into the ring. Hunter climbs in after him. He punches 'The Natural', 'Master of the DDT' goes down. Hunter covers 'Master of the DDT'. Van Hunter now with the momentum. He begins to stomp on the master of the ddt. Devine picks him up and hits the Van Hunters Interior Decoration. Hunter goes for the pin... 1... 2... 3... Van Hunter has done it. He has won the match. [The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]

Christian Zimbardo - The winner of this match and the number one contender for the Trans-Atlantic Championship, Van Hunter!

["Don't Stop Me Now" by "Queen" plays]

Winner by Pin Fall: Van Hunter

Hardcore Singles Match - NEW International Championship
Shale Stevens (c) vs. Lost In Time

KR: It looks like we've got one hell of a match coming up next! MF: That's right! We have the President of NEW, Shale Stevens, defending his International Championship against Lost in Time! KR: Lost in Time, coincidentally, is going for his second victory here tonight! MF: That's right, Kirk! He and Aaron Bomb were successful earlier tonight in winning the vacant Tag Team Championships! KR: Let's throw it over to Christian Zimbardo for the introductions!

ZIMBARDO: Ladies and Gentlemen! Our next bout is scheduled for the International Championship! [The crowd roars with approval.] Introducing first... ["Actions and Motives" by 10 Years hits the PA system.] Standing 6'6" tall and weighing in at 285 pounds... He hails from Vernal, Utah... He is now ONE-HALF of the NEW World Tag Team Champions.... LOST... IN... TIME!!! [As Lost runs out on to the stage, he hoists his tag title up in to the air to rile up the crowd.] His opponent... ["Happy" by Mudvayne hits the PA system.] He is the REIGNING International Champion! Standing 6'7" tall and weighing in at 285 pounds... Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio... He is "Tha Vanilla Thrilla".... SHALE... STEVENS!!! [The crowd lights up as the President of NEW makes his way on to the stage holding his championship belt high above his head. He rushes in to the ring and gets immediately in to the face of his challenger.]

KR: This looks to be explosive!! MF: They're ALREADY going toe-to-toe and the ---

[DING DING]

MF: Fuck! Talk about timing!

[Shale tries to impose his one-inch in height on Lost in Time, but to no avail. Lost gets in a sneaky head butt and draws blood on the champion's forehead. Momentarily stunned, Lost goes on the offensive slugging damaging blows to the head and face of Shale Stevens.]

MF: Looks like the big idiot's got something right! KR: I wouldn't let him hear you say that. MF: He's in Cosa Nostra! OF COURSE he's a big idiot! All of them are!

[Down on the canvas, Shale uses his technical prowess to get the upper-hand and places Lost in Time in a front face lock.]

MF: Now THAT is how you win matches! KR: He is definitely playing it smart by wearing his opponent down!

[Lost struggles to get back to his feet, but Shale stays on top of him with leverage control techniques. Getting pissed off, Lost in Time forces himself to his feet, overpowering Tha Vanilla Thrilla, and tossing him over his head!]

KR: What an IMPRESSIVE display of power! MF: Shale definitely didn't see THAT coming!

[Shaking the cobwebs loose, Lost turns around to go after his opponent but is met with a vicious clothesline from Super!]

KR: DEVASTATING clothesline! MF: Look at that jack ass! He's stopping to pose!

[As Shale Stevens turns to pose for his adoring fans, Lost begins to recover. As the challenger reaches his feet, Shale turns around and deliver another powerful clothesline, but Lost in Time had the same idea. The collision sends both combatants down to the ground with thunderous impact!]

REFEREE: 1..... 2..... 3.....

MF: Whoever is up first will get the advantage.

REF: 4.... 5...... 6....

[Shale is first to his feet and locks Lost in Time back in to a front face lock. Using leverage to keep the challenger down, Shale squeezes harder to really drain his opponent's energy.]

MF: Back to a resting hold... what a bitch! KR: Actually he's playing it smart.

[Climbing to his knees, Shale switches from a face lock to a head lock and goes for a Spike DDT, but is launched off of Lost in Time and lands flat on his back!]

KR: DAMN!! Lost is showing just how powerful he truly is tonight!

[Lost collapses to his knees. Shale rebounds and quickly hits Tha Thrilla on Lost in Time and goes for the pin!]

REF: 1...... 2......

MF: NO! NO NO NO!!!! KR: Lost SOMEHOW got his shoulder up!

[Shale quickly goes for the side mount and begins delivering crushing knees to his opponent's kidneys and ribs. After ten damaging blows, Shale lifts Lost back on to his feet and hits him with Tha Thrilla!]

KR: Two in a row! There's no way he can get up after that!

REF: 1...... 2...... 3!!!

Winner by Pinfall: Shale Stevens (Still International Champion)

Hardcore Three Way Match - NEW Trans-Atlantic Championship
Kenath Israel vs. Dynamite Davey Dynamo vs. Drake Stone

Mario - This has been one of our best shows so far! And now we have the Trans Atlantic Title on the line right now!

K.R. - These three NEW stars have a history and I'm lookin forward to this one! Let's get down to Christian Zambardo.

Christian Zambardo - Our next match is for the vacant Trans Atlantic Champioship!!! Introducing first.... he's from Da South Side.... standing 6'8" and weighing 287 lbs... "KRAYZEE" KENATH ISRAEL!!!!!

[ When Thugs Cry by Bizzy Bone plays as KeNath Israel walks down to the ring. ]

Christian Zambardo - Introducing.... he's from Seattle, Washington.... standing 6'0" and weighing 180 lbs..... DYNAMITE DAVEY DYNAMO!!!!!!

[ 'Merican by Decendents plays as Dynamite Davey Dynamo walks to the ring. ]

Christian Zambardo - Introducing.... from Sacramento, California.... standing 6'6" and weighing 295 lbs.... "THE MAIN EVENT SUPERSTAR" DRAKE STONE!!!!!

[ Pissed off and Mad about it by Texas Hippie Coalition plays as Drake Stone walks to the ring. ]

Mario - Everyone is in the ring and this fights about to get started!

[ Drake and Israel are in each others face and start swinging on each other. Israel starts to get the better of Drake and goes for a boot to the gut but Drake cathes his foot. Israel hits an inziguri and Drake goes down! ]

K.R. - A nice move by KeNath Israel!

[ Israel is back on his feet. Davey runs at him and hits a Lou Thez press and starts hammering him with right hands. Davey gets back up and turns his attention to Drake who is just getting up. Davey hits him with a knee to the midsection, cause Drake to go lean back against the ropes. Davey bounces off the opposite ropes and crossbody blocks Drake, sending both over the top rope and out to the floor. ]

Mario - Both of them hit the floor pretty damn hard right there!

[ Davey and Drake are both getting to their feet. Davey makes it to his feet just a second before Drake does and shoves him hard into the gaurd rail. Davey continues the assault with a few right hands. Israel gets out of the ring and runs around and clotheslines Davey down to the floor. Israel kicks Drake in the face before grabbing Davey and tossing him back into the ring. ]

K.R. - KeNah Israel rolls Davey Dynamo back into the ring.

Mario - Yeah, he needs to get him alone if he wants to make a pin because Drake will break it up if he gets half a chance!

[ Israel irish whips Davey into the ropes and lands a big powerslam and goes for the cover. ]

Ref - 1.......... 2........

[ Davey kicks out! Israel pulls him to his feet and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. Drake has made it back into the ring as Israel his a thunderous suplex on Davey. Israel goes for another quick pin. ]

Ref - 1........... 2.........

Mario - Drake Stone breaks up the pin attempt!

[ Drake clubs Israel over the back breaking up the pin. Davey rolls out to ringside to get his bearings back. Drake attacks Israel, beating on him as he lays on the canvas. Davey has went over to the timekeepers table and has grabbed the T-A Title and slides into the ring behind Drake. ]

K.R. - Drake better watch out!

[ Davey doesn't wait for Drake to turn around, he runs up to him and CRACKS him in the back of the skull with the belt. Drake hits the canvas. Israel is back on his feet and Davey charges him as well. But he is met with a big boot to the face that knocks him on his ass and causes him to drop the belt. Israel sees the opprotunity and lifts Davey up onto his shoulders. ]

Mario - He's going for the K-5 and he looks like he gonna try to land it on the Trans-Atlantic Title!

[ Israel hits the K-5 on the title belt!!! Davey has a huge gash above his right eye and blood is spewing out. Israel goes for the cover! ]

Ref - 1.......... 2........... 3!!!

K.R. - KeNath Israel finally gets a taste of gold here in NEW!

Mario - It's been a long time comming for Krayzee! He's paid his dues and can finally call himself a champion!!!

Christian Zambardo - Your winner..... and NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion.... "KRAYZEE" KENATH ISRAEL!!!!!!!

[ Israel looks at the belt for a moment before posing with it for the crowd as they boo him ]

Winner by Pinfall: Kenath Israel (New Trans-Atlantic Champion)

Hardcore Four Way Match - NEW World Heavyweight Championship
Ozario Liscio (c) vs. Aaron Bomb vs. Hazard vs. Just Leroy

KR: WOW! It's been one HELL of a night here in Death Valley! MF: You got that right, buddy! KR: We've seen The Association pick up the vacant World Tag Championships. MF: Vanessa retained her Xtreme Championship. KR: Cassum Falina won her debut match in an easy win over the lovely Roxanne. MF: Van Hunter, in a surprise twist of events, won the Number 1 Contendership for the Trans-Atlantic Championship! KR: Only to turn around, retire, and announce that Matt Thomas is taking his spot as the Number 1 Contender for the Trans-Atlantic Championship! MF: Speaking of the TA title, "Krayzee" KeNath Israel in a hard fought battle! KR: Coming up, we have Ozario Liscio, the Godfather of NEW and reigning World Champ, is defending his title against fellow Cosa Nostra member Aaron Bomb, the man-demon that is Hazard, and oddly enough, "Just" Leroy. MF: How in the holy piss did "Just" Leroy get in to this match? KR: Not sure. I think Jesse Styles wanted to teach this kid a lesson. MF: I don't know, Kirk. WIth as nutty as Ozario's been lately... I mean. Have you SEEN this guy lately? KR: I definitely have, Mario. He was lurking backstage and happened to run in to Vanessa after her match. He was rather out of it! MF: "Out of it?!" He was covered in so much SHIT, I don't know how he'll be able to compete! KR: Roger that, Mario. For being as elegant and luxurious as he normally presents himself, seeing his hair and beard all matted and caked in sand and grime... MF: God. I pray I don't have to smell him!

ZIMBARDO: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! [The crowd let's loose with a thunderous applause.] WELCOME! TO THE MAIN EVENT... Of the evening!! [All of the lights dim down except for one spot light on Christian Zimbardo.] This is a Four Way Dance for the World... Heavyweight... Championship. Introducing first... ["Firestarter" by Prodigy hits the PA system.] He hails from The Block. Standing 6'3" tall and weighing in at 240 pounds... "JUST"... LEROY!!! [The crowd erupts as their favorite crazy person makes his way confidently down to the ring with a look of murderous focus on his face.]

KR: You know, after his psychotic episode where he nearly killed his arch-nemesis, The Duke, I'm surprised he's been declared mentally competent to compete. MF: WHAT!? If you think he lost it, why don't you take another look at Ozario Liscio!

ZIMBARDO: Introducing next... ["Coming Home" by Alterbridge hits the PA system.] Fighting out of Washington, DC. He stands 6'4" tall and weighs in at 297 pounds. He is the most controversial legend in the history of New Edge Wrestling, and one-half of the NEW Tag Team Champions... "The Everlaster!" AARON... BOMB!!! [The crowd boos as The Atomic Bomb makes his way to the ring.]

KR: I wonder what kind of condition he's going to be in after his war with The Horsemen of the Apocalypse earlier tonight. MF: Probably in a little better shape than his partner, Lost in the Mall. KR: To Lost's credit, though, he gave Shale a run for his money before he ran out of steam.

ZIMBARDO: Introducing next... ["Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir hits the PA system.] He stands over seven fee tall and weighs in at 320 pounds. Hailing from Parts Unknown... He is the current Number One Contender for the NEW World Heavyweight Championship... HAZARD!!! [The crowd begins to cheer as Hazard makes his way to the ring.]

KR: For being such a dark figure, I'm surprised he made an alliance with The Headliners! MF: It was a smart move, Kirk. Jesse and Shale, for as much as I despise them, are the bosses around here. Who better to align yourself with than the men who cut the paychecks?

ZIMBARDO: Introducing next... ["Perfection or Vanity" by Dimmu Borgir hits the PA system.] He is the reigning NEW World Heavyweight Champion! He stands 6'4" tall and weighs in at 255 pounds... Hailing from Palermo Sicily... OZARIO... LISCIO!!! [The crowd begins to boo and hiss as the champion's name is called.]

KR: ... Where is he? MF: Maybe he was so psychotic he forgot he was supposed to fight tonight? KR: I highly doubt that.



SHALE: If Ozario shows or not does not matter. This match is still happe---

[Shale was cut off by a malicious back attack by Ozario Liscio! The President of NEW is on the ground and Ozario lifts him up and hooks him in a Kata-Ha-Jime, applying vice grip pressure.]

KR: HOLY SHIT! MF: LOOK AT HOW FAST SHALE IS TURNING BLUE!!

[Ozario drops Shale to his knees before yanking him back up in a suplex variation and slamming Tha Vanilla Thrilla on his face while still maintaining his submission hold. Placing a knee is Shale's back, Ozario then cranks back for a camel clutch variant.]

KR/MF: What the fuck? KR: Only a truly psychotic man could do that to a man Shale's size!

[The NEW Tron fades out as Ozario drops Shale's unconscious body and the attention is brought back to the ring where Aaron Bomb and "Just" Leroy are double-teaming Hazard.]

MF: Smart, but predictable. KR: Always try to kill the giant first. You know this is a standard rule for professional wrestling.

[With his back to the ropes, Hazard begins to fight back. He easily throws Leroy by the face across the ring. Aaron Bomb, however, proves to be too much of a challenge to push over that easily. The two behemoths begin to slug it out with Hazard getting the upper hand in this exchange.]

MF: This reminds me of a few weeks ago where Hazard pinned Aaron Bomb right in the middle of the ring. KR: That was definitely a war for the ages! MF: Looks like this is shaping up the same way!

[Leroy begins to slink around the ring, waiting for his moment to strike. As The Everlaster begins to reel backwards, Leroy jumps up and grabs Hazard on the sides of his neck!]

KR: That's smart right there! Cutting off blood flow to the monster's head!

[Aaron Bomb recovers quickly while Hazard begins to fade a little and begins throwing bone-rattling punches to the man-demon's stomach and rib cage.]

MF: Now, I'm not a fan of these Cosa Nostra bums, but Aaron is really putting the hurt on Hazard. KR: I'm more surprised with the tenacity of "Just" Leroy! Keep in mind the last time this kid was inside a New Edge ring, he wasn't even fighting! He was arguing with a mop, for Christ's sake!

[Hazard regains the wherewithal to defend himself and delivers a stunning boot to the face of Aaron Bomb and drops to his back, squashing Leroy in the process. Aaron recovers first and begins to stomp on Hazard's torso as he rolls off of "Just" Leroy. As The Everlaster continues his assault on Hazard, Leroy joins in, stomping the big man in the head. Noticing what's happening, The American Hero turns and clobbers Leroy with a brain dizzying right cross!]

MF: What a dumb shit! He had a great partner there and he just completely fucked up the cooperation he was getting! KR: People do the damnedest things, Mario. You should know this by now.

[With Hazard momentarily out of the picture, Bomb begins to beat Leroy like he stole something! Turning inward, Leroy's face changes and unleashes his fury on his attacker!]

MF: WOAH! Leroy's got SPUNK! KR: Damn right he does! That mental breakdown really lit a fire in his ass!

[Leroy Irish Whips Aaron Bomb, but is reversed. As Leroy rebounds off of the ropes, he leaps up high and nails a perfect flying forearm to the face of Aaron Bomb, knocking him flat on his ass. Leroy's up and drops an elbow across The Everlaster's chest. Leroy mounts The American Hero and begins hammering away on his face. Aaron tries to get his defense going, but Leroy's punches keep breaking through. As Leroy is pummeling Aaron Bomb, Hazard gets up and grabs Leroy by the back of the neck. Freezing in fright, Leroy tries to see who's behind him, only to be hoisted off of Aaron Bomb and thrown gruffly in to the turn buckle.]

KR: Things are getting pretty hot in the ring! MF: No doubt! KR: I can't help but wonder where the hell the Champ is!

[Wincing in pain upon contact, Leroy shuffles out of the corner and is might with a giant fist to his face, sending him down to the canvas where he rolls out of the ring. Hazard turns his attention to a downed Aaron Bomb. He begins to stomp on The Everlaster's chest with ferocious aggression! ]

KR: Things aren't looking good for Aaron Bomb. MF: No shit, Sherlock! Even a BLIND MAN could tell you that!

[As Hazard continues his unrelenting assault on Aaron Bomb, outside of the ring Leroy is searching for something, anything, to even the odds or tilt them in his favor. He pulls out a mop and freezes. As he stares at it, "Just" Leroy lets out a barbaric yawp and dives back in to the ring where he shatters the mop handle on the back of Hazard's head. Stumbling forward, Hazard hits the ring ropes. With his new found rage, Leroy begins to work the big man over. Trading right punches and left jabs with the shattered broom stick, he's able to get Hazard down to one knee. Leroy runs across the ring and bounces off of the ropes. He delivers a ferocious kick to the face of Hazard, sending the #1 Contender outside of the ring and on to the desert floor!]

MF: Who knew that this kid had this much potential? KR: Leroy is definitely showing a newfound drive and ambition tonight! I don't think Jesse Styles made a mistake putting him in to this match!

[As Leroy picks Aaron Bomb up, he positions him for the Jawbuster. With his head firmly under The American Hero's chin, Leroy drops to his knees and sends Aaron Bomb to the canvas out cold!]

KR: I think we might have ourselves a NEW World Heavyweight Champion tonight! MF: Who'da fuckin' thought that LEROY would have outlasted BOTH Aaron Bomb AND Hazard!?

[Leroy makes the pin.]

REF: 1.... 2....

[The bottom of the ring splits open as a dirty, wild-eyed, and crazy-haired Ozario Liscio springs forth and pulls Leroy off of Aaron Bomb!]

KR/MF: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? MF: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM!? KR: YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE!

[Leroy throws a wicked right punch and firmly connects with Ozario's face. The Godfather of NEW simply looks at his wannabe attacker and delivers a massive head-butt! Leroy falls down to the ground! Ozario picks him up and locks him in to the same Kata-Ha-Jime!]

MF: Ain't that the same move that he had Shale in before this match started? KR: Looks like it! I wonder what he calls this hold? MF: Well, as it is now, it's a Kata-Ha-Jime. It means two-handed choke.

[Ozario flings Leroy up over his head and spins, driving his hapless opponent face first in to the canvas before kneeling on his back and cranking him back in a camel-clutch variant. Leroy struggles with all of his might before blacking out to the World Champ.]

KR: Leroy's out! He's passed out just like Shale Stevens! MF: God damn! The ref should call for the bell before he PERMANENTLY puts Leroy to sleep!

[Ozario keeps the hold locked in and the referee finally calls for the bell. The crowd is an uproar! The louder the jeer him, the more shit gets thrown in to the ring.]

ZIMBARDO: Ladies and Gentlemen! Your winner of this match by submission... and STILL NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... OZARIO... LISCIO!!!

Winner by Submission: Ozario Liscio (Still World Heavyweight Champion)

[Upon hearing his name, Ozario releases the hold he had on "Just" Leroy. Seeing the lifeless, yet breathing, carcass, his eyes come back in to focus as he reawakens from his trance state. He motions to Christian Zimbardo to give him the microphone. As one is tossed in to the ring, Ozario looks around at the wreckage caused by his hands. He stands up and takes a moment before speaking.]

OZ: As you can see... I've spent the last week here in the desert. I've seen many things and had a serious revelation. I had seen this very moment! Standing here, in Death Valley... Victorious at Hallows Night Fight... You had witnessed Morte Silenzia. Or Silent Death. I have taken out not only "Tha Vanilla Thrilla" Shale Stevens backstage... but the very courageous "Just" Leroy as well. I have endured hell to be here tonight! Hell could not hold me... Nor shall any man. With Shale being attended to by emergency medical technicians backstage, and Jesse Styles enduring physical therapy for his back injury... I told each and every one of you here that Cosa Nostra would prove our dominance here tonight. And we have! Just remember... It's not personal. It's just business!

["Perfection or Vanity" by Dimmu Borgir hits the PA system as Ozario helps Aaron Bomb to his feet. The two comrades make their way to the back.]

MF: I knew he was nuttier than a fruitcake! KR: Maybe. Maybe not. He seemed to know exactly what he was doing here tonight. He has shown us just how methodical and cold-blooded he really is. If this is only a taste of what's to come, I seriously doubt New Edge Wrestling will survive. MF: I still can't wrap my brain around how someone could endure the kind of punishment "Just" Leroy and Shale Stevens went through tonight without any lasting damage. KR: Some things are better left unknown, Mario. Well, folks, it's been a night for the record books! For Mario Fellucci, I'm Kirk Rider signing off! See you at Ignite as we originate next week from Fuji, Japan! Good night!