Post by Al Envy on Dec 14, 2010 21:54:52 GMT -5
Name: NEW ResurreXtion 2010
Date: January 23rd 2010
Venue: Reliant Stadium
Location: Austin, Texas
Date: January 23rd 2010
Venue: Reliant Stadium
Location: Austin, Texas
The scene opens to Reliant Stadium in Austin, Texas. It's a beautiful southern day, and people from all over are filling into the famed arena.
As hungry fans grab themselves snacks and beverages, the superstars of New Edge Wrestling are getting ready for NEW's biggest pay-per-view event to date.
A few minutes pass as the fans find their way to their seats, and sit down, ready for the amazing show to begin.
The entire arena is ecstatic as they look around. At the commentators booth, Kirk Rider and Katie Everson are seated, chatting away as they wait for the show to begin.
The ring apron decoratively displays the ResurreXtion logo, as does the stage around the NEW-tron.
Suddenly, the lights dim, and the pyro shoots off in the arena, alerting everyone there that it's finally time. "Hell Yeah by Rev Theory" hits the speakers, and the cameras start to pan around the arena. Looking over the fans, who are now cheering rather loudly, the cameras move around the entire arena, before stopping at the commentators booth.
Kirk - Welcome ladies and gentlemen to ResurreXtion! I'm Kirk Rider, here with my ever lovely broadcast partner, Katie Everson. Tonight is bound to be great.
Katie - That's right Kirk. We have a plethera of amazing kmatches set for the evening, including not one, but two championship unifications.
Kirk - And on top of that, a massive casket match between Devin Stone, and NEW's very own President, Aaron Bomb
Katie - It's gonna be awesome!
Kirk - I couldn't agree more. And to start things off, we apparently have a special guest in the arena tonight. We have no clue as to who he might be, but knowing NEW, it's going to be huge.
As Kirk finishes his sentence, "Coming Home by AlterBridge" begins to play. Standing on the stage, clothed in a fancy black tuxedo, is Aaron Bomb, the President of New Edge Wrestling.
Smiling, The Everlaster looks at the cheering fans and makes his way down the ramp, heading right into the ring. With a mic in his left hand, he taunts the crowd, exciting them even more.
Aaron - Good evening Austin!
The arena erupts into a massive amount of cheering, at the very mention of the city's name.
Aaron - Welcome to RessureXtion. As Kirk has already mentioned, we have a special guest tonight. He'll be introducing the show, and is very proud to be here. Now, as you all know, i'm the President of this great company. Well, please welcome another President. Please welcome...former United States President, George W. Bush!!!
In complete and total shock, the fans go deathly silent for a moment, but as the Pressidential theme begins to play over the speakers, they burst into massive applause, giving the former President a standing ovation.
Bush appears on the stage, surrounded by three large bodyguards.
Waving to the crowd, he makes his way down to the ring. Climbing in, he asks the three men to wait outside the ring, and make sure no one uninvited enters.
As George steps through the ropes, he is met by Aaron, whom extends his hand to help.
As he leads Bush to the center of the ring, he lifts the former President's hand in the air, causing the entire arena to cheer.
Aaron - The President everybody
Handing the mic to Bush, Aaron then gracefully bows out, and exits the ring. The fans turn to Bush, who is now alone in the ring, and quiet down, waiting to hear what he has to say.
Bush - Well, it's great to be here in NEW. And i'm proud to be introducing America into a new year of sports entertainment.
The crowd goes wild, making Bush smile. Walking around the ring, he begins to speak once again.
Bush - So, on behalf of the NEW Universe...no! On behalf of everyone in this great world of ours, welcome to RessureXtion 2010!!!
With those words, Bush leaves the ring, and is escorted away by his three guards. Even as he disappears out of sight into the back, the fans still continue applauding him.
Kirk - What an amazing opening! Who would've thought that former President, George W. Bush would be the special guest!?
Katie - I certainly didn't. But, we have to move on. So now, it's about time we start the night off right, with a championship match.
Over The Top Rope Battle Royal - NEW Shining Star Championship
Allen Bends
Thug Passion
Desert Scorpion
Scott Deegan
Mr Banks
Allen Bends
Thug Passion
Desert Scorpion
Scott Deegan
Mr Banks
Christian Zimbardo - The following contest is a Over The Top Battle Royal For the Shining Star Championship! All 5 participants are in the ring.
[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]
Kirk Rider - Allen Bends and ThugPassion lock up. The Flying Kiwi whips ThugPassion, pulls ThugPassion back and knocks ThugPassion down with a short arm clothesline. Mr. Hangtime delivers a fist drop on him. He flips up to his feet. Mr. Hangtime taunts Mr. Banks. Mr. Hangtime backs Mr. Banks up into the corner. Mr. Hangtime lifts Mr. Banks up. Mr. Banks is nearly out of the ring. Mr. Banks punches Mr. Banks in the head. Mr. Hangtime presses through. Mr. Banks falls to the floor.
Mr. Banks has been Eliminated
Katie Everson - 4 are left in the ring.
Kirk Rider - "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan races toward Mr. Hangtime. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan slows to a stop. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan rakes his back.
Katie Everson - Rake to the back by "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan.
Kirk Rider - "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan bolts toward The Flying Kiwi. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan dives into The Flying Kiwi taking Mr. Hangtime down. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan lands on top of Mr. Hangtime and delivers a series of punchs to his head. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan makes his way back to his feet. Desert Scorpion sets "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan up in the corner. Desert Scorpion runs to the opposite corner spins around and rushes at "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan. Desert Scorpion leaps into the air and delivers a big splash. Desert Scorpion pulls "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan into the corner. Desert Scorpion backs "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan up into the corner. Desert Scorpion lifts "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan up. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan is nearly out of the ring. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan punches "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan in the head. Desert Scorpion presses through. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan falls to the floor.
Scott Deegan has been Eliminated
Katie Everson - 3 are left in the ring.
Kirk Rider - "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan takes Mr. Banks to the ropes. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan grabs his legs and trys to dump Mr. Banks out of the ring. Mr. Banks breaks loose and falls to the mat. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan drags Mr. Banks across the ring. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan drops a fist on Mr. Banks. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan is up. "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan lifts him up and delivers a scissor kick to the back of the head!
Katie Everson - Face first onto the mat!
Kirk Rider - ThugPassion and "The Enforcer" Scott Deegan lock up. Desert Scorpion backs ThugPassion up to the ropes. Desert Scorpion tries to force ThugPassion out of the ring. ThugPassion breaks the hold. He kicks ThugPassion in the mid section. ThugPassion hooks Desert Scorpion's arm and tosses Desert Scorpion over the top rope. Desert Scorpion lands on the ring
Thug Passion has been Eliminated
Katie Everson - 2 left to go.
Kirk Rider - ThugPassion delivers two chops to his chest.
Katie Everson - You could hear the impact on that one!
Kirk Rider - ThugPassion locks up with Desert Scorpion. ThugPassion irishwhips Desert Scorpion into the ropes, Desert Scorpion bounces off the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and runs toward Desert Scorpion. ThugPassion comes to a stop. Mr. Banks charges toward ThugPassion. He clotheslines ThugPassion, ThugPassion goes down. Mr. Banks stomps ThugPassion. He bounces off the ropes and runs toward ThugPassion. Mr. Banks comes to a stop. The Flying Kiwi lifts Desert Scorpion up. Mr. Hangtime rakes his back. Desert Scorpion hooks Mr. Hangtime's arm and tosses The Flying Kiwi over the top rope. Mr. Hangtime lands on the ring
Desert Scorpion has been Eliminated
[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]
Christian Zimbardo - The winner of the battle royal... and new Shining Star Champion... AAALLEN BENDS!!
[Sweet December (by These Four Walls) plays.]
Winner by Elimination: Allen Bends (New Shining Star Champion)
The scene opens up to the backstage of the arena, where Hunter and Kenath Israel are talking.
Kenath is wearing a bikers jacket, while his partner is already dressed for his upcoming match.
Israel - Seriously? You're not ready?
Hunter - (smiling) Now, why wouldn't I be? Vanessa is good, i'll give her that, but tonight, i'll be the one walking away with that championship over my shoulder.
Israel - You'd better be. But remember, our first priority is the tag team match. We cannot let them regain their titles.
Hunter - Of course. But this means you also have to focus on that, and not on Mike Phoenix.
Grumbling, Kenath Israel walks off, as Hunter laughs and makes his way to the ring.
Hardcore Singles Match - NEW International and NEW Xtreme Championship Unification
Hunter Mordor (c) vs. Vanessa (c)
Hunter Mordor (c) vs. Vanessa (c)
Christian Zimbardo - The following contest is a Hardcore Match, where the winner will unite the International and Extreme championships, and become the first ever NEW WarZone champion! Introducing first... hailing from The Agency... weighing in at 260 pounds... HUUUNTERRR!!!!!
"Bad Things" by Wednesday 13 plays and Hunter heads to the ring.
Zimbardo - And his opponent... hailing from Crystal Falls, MI... weighing in at 130 pounds... VAAANESSAAA!!!!!
Mama Do by Pixie Lott plays and Vanessa heads to the ring. Getting in, she locks her eyes on Hunter, smiling.
[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]
Kirk Rider - V bounces off the ropes and runs toward The Silent Assasin. The Queen of Xtreme tackles him and takes him down to the mat. She crawls over and covers The Most Dangerous Man. ...1 ... The Hitman kicks out. The Queen of Xtreme climbs to her feet. V throws The Most Dangerous Man over the top rope. The Most Dangerous Man hits the floor. Lady Amor climbs out after The Most Dangerous Man. The Human Weapon throws a jab. The Queen of Xtreme slips the jab to the left. V throws a trash can full of weapons into the ring. The Hitman climbs into the ring. V climbs into the ring. Lady Amor reaches into the trash can and grabs a bag full of tacks. V pours the tacks onto the mat. Lady Amor grabs a steel chair and smashes it over his head. The Human Weapon falls to the tacks. Lady Amor pulls The Hitman into the corner. Lady Amor grabs his legs. Lady Amor steps over his left leg and locks in the sharpshooter. The Queen of Xtreme applies the crossface to The Silent Assasin. V breaks the hold. The Queen of Xtreme picks up a stop sign. The Queen of Xtreme bashes The Human Weapon in the face with the stop sign. Lady Amor picks up a stop sign. Lady Amor bashes him in the face with the stop sign. V sets up the ladder. Lady Amor climbs the ladder. Lady Amor elbow drops him from the top of the ladder! Lady Amor delievers the Vertical Heel Kick on The Human Weapon!!! Lady Amor covers The Human Weapon. ...1 ...2 ..he's out!
Vanessa stands up, ready to stomp on her opponent, when suddenly, she looks over to the stage, where her sister, Cera, has appeared.
Walking up to the ring, Cera starts shouting obscenities at Hunter, who responds bysticking his head out from the ropes, and cussing right back. But as he calles her a certain word, she pulls a 22 Magnum from her coat pocker, and pushes the barrel against his head.
People in the arena begin screaming as she laughs maniacally. But before she can pull the trigger, she's aprehended by security, who pry the gun from her hand.
As they take Cera away, Hunter turns around, only to get a Vertical Heel Kick right to the face. Once again, Vanessa covers her opponent, looking for the pin.
... 1... 2... 3!!!
[The bell rings... ding... ding... ding...]
Christian Zimbardo - The winner of this match... the new International Champion and still Xtreme Champion... VAAANESSAAA!!
[Mama Do by Pixie Lott plays.]
Winner by Pinfall: Vanessa (New International Champion and Still Xtreme Champion)