Insanity (5) Results

[Ryan Pugh]

Chris Styles: Hello everyone and welcome to Insanity

Fat Tony: We are just a few weeks away from Tokyo Terror and I personally cant wait

Chris Styles: But lets talk about tonight, a huge six person tag match with major implications when Al Envy teams with Malice to take on Ophelia Pain, Nick Newman and Redrum.

Fat Tony: Also in our main event we will see Alexander Koresh take on Jesse Styles in the first ever PCW Deathmatch

Chris Styles: But first lets get started with the Return of James Wright as he takes on Agustus D'Agosta!

[Ryan Pugh]

Augustus meets James Wright in the center of the ring as the bell rings and both immediately lock up. There is a brief struggle for power in the center of the ring until James Wright comes away with Augustus arm as he twists it and then buries his elbow right into Augustus shoulder once, and then a second time which brings Augusts down to his knees. James Wright then slaps Augusts in the back of the head which causes Augusts to shoot up and throw his elbow into the gut of James Wright. D' Augousta then throws another elbow into Wright's midsection causing Wright to let go of his arm. Augustus then with lighting speed shoots up and takes Wright down with a judo style take down and begins to deliever rights and lefts into Wright's face as he tries to cover up. The ref has then seen enough and grabs Augustus and forces him off of James Wright. Augustus then pushes past the ref runs at James Wright and buries his knee into Wright's cheek as the fans let out a tremendous gasp.

Fat Tony: And that looks like it hurt!

Chris Styles: Thank you Captian Obvious!

Fat Tony: Chris, I'm the play by play guy...It's kind of my job!

Chris Styles: Right like it's my job to be awesome...PRoFiLiNG And STYLING BOOOOOO!!!

Fat Tony: Jesus you're special!

Chris Styles: Thank you Tony!

Augustus then walks over and jerks Wright up by his neck. He hooks his arm over his head and nails a quick and very stiff snap suplex. Augustus then stands up and jerks Wright up again and hooks his arm once more. He goes to give Wright another suplex but Wright blocks it. Augustus then buries his fist into Wright's kidneys as he attempts to suplex him over but Wright blocks him once more. Wright then hits Augustus with a few quick left hands causing Augustus to let go. Wright then quickly grabs and brings him down hard with a swinging beckbreaker. Wright then gets back to his feet and jerks Augustus up by his arm and whips him to the ropes. Augustus comes back around and Wright hits the ropes behind him for leverage and when Augustus comes back around Wright damn near takes his head off as he slams his elbow into Augustus's face.

Fat Tony: And a beautiful move by James Wright!

Chris Styles: Yeah he's good Tony...And with my help he....COULD BE THE BEST!

Fat Tony: Chris I saw you in the rumble last week you're not the best at anything besides being an asshat!

Chris Styles: Ohh I'm so telling my brother you said that!

Fat Tony: Go ahead what's he gunna do besides get jealous?

Wright then picks up Augustus and holds him in a double underhookd position brings him up and drops him on his back with a doubleunderhook back breaker. Wright then goes for a cover as the ref goes down to make the count 1....2.....kickout. Wright then mounts Augustus and begins to pound him with a few right hands. Wright then stands up and calls out to the fans who give a mixed reaction. Augustus then sees an opportunity as he gets up and quickly school boys James Wright as the ref goes down for the count...1.....2.....thr....KICKOUT!!!

Fat Tony: See that just goes to show ya, you take your eye off the ball for one second in this game and it could cost you everything!

Chris Styles: Three seconds Chris...You take your eye off the ball for three seconds and it could cost you the match!

Fat Tony: Uhh...

Chris Styles: AH-HAH yes, stumped by my genius once again! You better becareful Chunky Monkey I could be the play by play guy before its all said and done with!

Fat Tony: Heaven help us all if that ever happens!

Wright tries his best to rebound and get back to his feet, but Augustus explodes and takes Wright's head off with a stiff clothesline that causes the fans to gasp. Augustus then stands up and drags Wright's body over to the ropes where Augustus then grabs the top rope and then jumps on the bottom rope using it foir leverage as he comes down and stomps on james Wright's cut. Augustus keeping hold of the bottom rope stomps Wright's face once more as he then jumps on the bottom rope and comes crashing down with a super stomp again this time on Wright's throat. Augustus then gets down on and begins to choke Wright as the ref begins to make the five count calling for Augustus to break the choke. 1....2......3.....4 Augustus lets go.

Fat Tony: And it looks like we are seeing a mean streak snap into Augusuts here Chris!

Chris Styles: Well how would you feel if you lost the PCW Television Title to a she male pounding fat retard like LA Kief?

Fat Tony: Well aren't you the pot calling the kettle black?

Chris Styles: Seriously Tony? Racist jokes? I thought you were better than that seriously!

Fat Tony: Pugh if you are listening to this...I HATE YOU!!!

Augustus breaks the choke and then stands up. He then takes a step out of the bottom rope and then waits for James Wright to stagger to his feet. Augustus then spring boards off the top rope and attempts a missle drop kick but Wright moves out of the way. Augutus then tries to get to his feet but Wright goes running at him and hits a stiff shining wizard kick to the back of the head. Wright then shoots back up and yells out to the crowd. He then jerks Augustus up hoistis him on his shoulders and hits a death valley driver.

Fat Tony: And it looks like James Wright has caught a second win as he just nails his patent move he calls the

Chris Styles: The Wright Off!

Fat Tony: Chris what the hell? You just stole my line...I'm the play by play guy remember?

Chris Styles:Yeah remember that talk about give and take last week? Well you are sucking at it so far!

Wright slumps his hand over Augustus chest as he makes the cover 1.....2......thr KICKOUT. Wright pounds the mat in frustration as he jerks Augustus up by his neck once more then wraps his arms around him and nails a high impact belly to belly suplex. And then tries a cover once more 1....2.....kickout again. James Wright then looks up at the ref and motions that it was three but the ref insits that it was only two. Wright then stands up and stomps The Righteous One a few times. As he jerks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Then with a full head of steam James Wright goes charing into the corner but is only met by the end of The Rightous One's boot. The impact was so hard it caused James Wright to turn around while Augustus then quickly sat on the third turnbuckle and when Wright turns around to face Augustus, Augustus comes flying off the top rope with a blockbuster!!! Augustus then hooks the leg.

Chris Styles: That's his move!!! That's the

Fat Tony: RIGHTEOUS FURY BABy!!! 1....2......3 THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!

Chris Styles: TONY YOU CHUNKY MONKEY SON OF A BITCH!!!

Fat Tony: Give and Take Chris...GiVe and TaKe! And speaking of give and take it doesn't look like Augustus is done giving punishment to James Wright. And look Augustus is asking for a mic.

Augustus D'Agosta: James Wright how dare you challenge me a man of true Rightousness. You should have known that your constant boozing, pill popping, and lust would have kept you from defeating a man of my calibur. A man of true rightousness...And seeing that you don't have the light of the lord in you...I'll beat some into you, for you are the epitome of what is wrong with the world today. It is my job to cast out the wicked, and even though i have defeated you I have only begun to beat the wicked out of you. Your rightous suffering has only just begun!!!

Augustus then runs over and pounds the mic into James Wright's forehead as he then stands ove rhim with his hand in his hands as he begins to pound his head with rights and lefts. Augustus then slaps on his rear naked choke finisher and proceedes to choke Wright out, as suddenly the fans let out a pop as Jason Franklin comes running down to ring side!

Fat Tony: AND HERE COMES JASON FRANKLIN, JAMES WRIGHT's FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER!

Chris Styles: Yeah he came to join in the fun of the beat down...You heard Augustus Wright is a wicked man and Franklin is just coming out to show he refuses to associate himself with such filth!

Franklin then slides in the ring and drops an elbow right onto Augustus head causing him to break the hold. Frankling then picks up Augusts and whips him to the ropes and with a full head of steam clothleslines Augustus right out of the ring. Augustus then stands up and backs up the ramp shouting aqt Franklin telling him his time is coming...Frankling then helps Wirght to his feet. Wright then looks around at the crowd who give him a decent pop as he extends his hand to Jason Franklin. Franklin just looks at Wright smiles and then exits the ring.

Chris Styles: What in the hell just happened Tony?

Fat Tony: Well honestly I have no idea Chris, but if I had to guess Franklin and Wright are and always will be friends I am just not sure if Franklin is ready to commit to being Wright's partner again. But that's just my guess I guess we'll have to wait and see from here!

Chris Styles: But that's not fair I want to know NOW!!!!

[Ryan Pugh]

Fat Tony: Welcome back to Insanity!

Chris Styles: During the break, I snorted coke off of a stripper! That's how I roll!

Fat Tony: Thanks for that.
Right now, we are going to take you backstage where PCW's own hard hitting interviewer, Cardboard Alpharius, is backstage with Tommy Kain and Chip Shiller.

Cut to backstage where Cardboard Alpharius is standing in the interview area wearing an L. A. Kief T-Shirt.

Cardboard Alpharius:......

Chip and Tommy walk into frame, looking rather serious. Chip's face is swollen, and Tommy has a bag of frozen peas held against his man junk.

Chip Shiller: That's right Alphy! Tonight we face the tag team of Southern Hospitality. Two guys that have an easier time finding their way into their sister's pants than finding the arena.

Those Jackson boys have no idea what it's like to be on the other side of the ring from the Tag Team of the Decade. No amount of preparation can ready them for what is going to happen tonight.

It's not really their fault. They didn't do anything wrong. They just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Tonight, when I stare across the ring at them, I won't be seeing two wifebeater wearing, cousin kissing, Rebel Flag waving ham and eggers. I will instead see the faces of Ryan Pugh and Johnny Stylez.

Tommy leans in and whispers into Chip's ear.

Chip Shiler: You have a point.

Let me clarify. I won't be seeing the two wifebeater wearing, cousin kissing, Rebel Flag waving ham and eggers that we are scheduled to fight. It will be a completely different set of wifebeater wearing, cousin kissing, Rebel Flag waving ham and eggers. Namely Ryan Pugh and Johnny Stylez.

Is that better?

Tommy leans in again. Once again something is whispered. This time, Chip gets a look like he saw a ghost.

Chip Shiller: Let me clarify again.

I'm not saying that all people from the South are wifebeater wearing, cousin kissing, Rebel Flag waving ham and eggers. Not at all. I wouldn't insult the fine people here in Mobile Alabama like that.

All I am trying to say is that the four wifebeater wearing, cousin kissing, Rebel Flag waving ham and eggers that I have been talking about just happen to be from the south. Two of them from right here in Alabama.

Tommy gives Chip a pat on the back, a thumbs up, and a nod of approval.

Chip Shiller: Now that we have established that I am not the kind of person that hates an entire segment of a population just because of a few bad apples, I will finish what I was talking about.

I will be looking across the ring at Pugh and Stylez.

Why?

It's simple. Last week, I had an opportunity to win the World Heavyweight Championship. I did everything that I could to accomplish that. If it weren't for Pugh, I might have claimed that prize.

Instead, I get a busted nose.

But that's not even what makes me mad.

What really grinds my gears is the fact that as a reward for "beating" me, Johnny gets the week off! Seriously?

I guess he was just too embarrassed to compete after what I did to him.

Johnny Stylez knows I had him dead to rights, and no amount of rhetoric, and spin will change that.

One day, I'll get another shot. If Pugh doesn't want to give me another shot, I guess I'll just have to take everyone else out until It's just the two of us left.

I can beat you Johnny. You know it, I know it, you know it.

What do you think, Tommy? Are you ready for some Southern Hospitality?

Chip steps back to allow Tommy some room. Obviously something deep, and poignant is about to be said.

Tommy Kain: Well...

When you look into the eye of the hurricane, you have to be ready to accept the sales tax. Them Douche Boys have gotten themselves into a pickle that will be sliced and diced, and put into the finest relish my Momma ever did make.

Mark my words, now isn't the time for building fences, but instead it's time for filling in the potholes. You're time is gonna come, and your time is now!

Tommy pushes Cardboard Alpharius out of his way as he storms off. Chip gets a confused look on his face, and follows. Back at ringside, Fat Tony seems unsure of what just happened. Chris Styles is rubbing something on his gums.

Fat Tony: Uhh, there you have it I guess.

Chip seems pretty bitter about what happened to him last week, and seems to want revenge. Tommy clearly had something to say as well.

Chris Styles: Shiller got what he deserved last week. He's no Champion.

Fat Tony: Time will tell.

[Ryan Pugh]

Taylor Davis: The following contest is a Tag Team Match, scheduled for one fall! Currently in the ring, at a combined weight of 485lbs and both hailing from Huntsville, Alabama, STEVE AND BRANDON JACKSON ... SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!

The crowd give a timid reaction towards Steve and Brandon as they pander to the crowd as only they can, waiting for their opponents to arrive as they go over a few last minute dealings.



Suddenly “Stand Up And Shout” by Steel Panther plays from the speakers as the crowd explode, Tommy Kain and Chip Shiller walking out after a series of multi-coloured pyrotechnics and sparklers have gone off. They slap hands with the fans on the way to the ring as Brandon and Steve stare at them prepared, wanting to prove that they can hang with these two pivotal members of the Misfits.

Taylor Davis: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 470lbs, CHIP SHILLER AND TOMMY KAIN!

Fat Tony: Chip Shiller was unfortunate not to have won the PCW Championship last week...

Chris Styles: Unfortunate? He had no chance against my boy Johnny Stylez! He was lucky to survive, let alone be in the same ring as him!

Fat Tony: Well, that’s your opinion, but I’m thinking otherwise. This week though, Shiller and Kain, who lost against Al Envy last week, will contend with the team of Southern Hospitality, a team that have fallen on hard times in recent weeks.

Chris Styles: Because they’re idiots! This match is going to be a waste of time. I’m out of here...

Fat Tony: You can’t just leave during the broadcast!

Chris Styles: I’m Chris Styles, mother fucker! I do what I want! Now where’s my phone. I need to tell that damned hooker to wait for me before she runs off with my money ... the stupid whore!

As Chris Styles gathers his phone and rushes backstage, Kain and Shiller enter the ring, staring across at the Jackson brothers. The bell ring as Shiller and Kain charge at the pair, driving them back and knocking Steve over the top rope to the floor!

Fat Tony: Well this match has started with a brawl, and it looks like Shiller and Kain got the best of it!

Kain connects with a Super Kick against the lone Brandon Jackson, Shiller then drilling him with a rolling elbow. This leads to the pairing to unleashing their finishing manoeuvres, Chip hitting the Shiller Driver, and Kain then picking him up before completing a Tommy Knocker. Shiller then slides outside and takes down the recuperating Brandon with a clothesline as Kain goes for the cover on his grounded brother...

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Fat Tony: That was over fast ... faster than Chris Styles’ sex sessions!

Taylor Davis: Here are your winners, TOMMY KAIN AND CHIP SHILLER!

Fat Tony: Kain and Shiller earn an easy victory tonight with little resistance, but I suspect that they’ll have harder challenges to come next week leading towards the PPV. Now, as I wait for Chris to get back, I’ll pop a beer and rest easy. Oh, and here are some commercials.

[Ryan Pugh]

Fat Tony: Tokyo Terror will be live in Tokyo, Japan and boy do we have a card for you folks.

Chris Styles: Spaz will challenge LA Kief for the TV title in what I have been told will be a Dungeon of Pleasure match and you can bet your ass that this one is going to be must see TV!



Fat Tony: Jesse Styles defends his Insane Rulez title against the challenge of an old rival, Mr. Homicide himself, Redrum in what I am sure will be a bloody and brutal grudge match.

Chris Styles: The Southern Tittle will be on the line when Ophelia Pain, Nick Newman and a mystery third person will challenge Michael Allen for the belt that is quickly becoming a top commodity here in PCW!



Fat Tony: And in our main event, the challenge his finally been accepted and we will see the PCW World Heavyweight title on the line when Johnny Stylez defends against Alexander Koresh!!!

Chris Styles: Johnny is going to give that dead bastard the business and teach him a lesson!!!

Fat Tony: Well I see Miami Mike is on his way to the ring, looks like it is time for our next match Chris. Lets send it up to Taylor in the ring.

[Ryan Pugh]

Taylor Davis: The following is set for one fall, already in the ring, MIAMI MIKE!!!!! And his opponent, the current TV champion, LA KIEF!!!!!!!

Chris Styles: For those of you who are wondering why this is now just a one on one match and why Dan Devine is not here, well we cant find him.

Fat Tony: Devine didn't show up to the arena today and from what we have been told, he is not answering his phone and no one has seen him.

Chris Styles: And that is why this is now one on one

[DING DING]



Fat Tony: WHAT THE HELL?

Spaz comes walking out onto the stage as both Kief and Mike look up the ramp. Spaz makes a motion of a belt around his waist as he nods his head. Kief scoffs as he turns to Mike who is still looking up the ramp.

MOUTH FULL OF KIEF!!!!!!!

Kief looks back up the ramp and points at Spaz before climbing up the ropes and leaping off hitting his fat man flying on Miami Mike.

1.....
2.....
......3!!!!

[DING DING]

Taylor Davis: Your winner, the TV champion, LA KIEF!!!!!

Chris Styles: Oh I cant wait to see Kief and Spaz get it on

Fat Tony: You really are a sick man Chris

Chris Styles: Not like that you tubby moron, well maybe like that

Fat Tony: OMG, can we cut back to Shasta please?

[Ryan Pugh]

We cut backstage to see Shasta standing in the office of PCW owner Ryan Pugh.

Shasta: Thanks guys, I am here with Ryan Pugh, Ryan you have asked for this time, what is it you have to say?

Pugh: First of all lets talk about Tokyo Terror, yes it is true that I have booked Koresh and Stylez for the PCW World title in the main event and it is at the urging of Mr. Stylez so he can shut that twilight fruitcake up once and for all. Now next week we will have a contract signing for that match and it will be there that I name the stipulation to the match.

Next up, the Southern title match, everyone has been wondering who the mystery man in the match is, well guess what, ITS AL FUCKING ENVY!!!!

Shasta: You have got to be kidding me right?

Pugh: You speak when you are spoken to tramp and yes I am very serious! The Southern title has been getting a lot of attention so far here in PCW and it only makes sense to get a cRu presence in the middle of that race and who better then the show stealer? However that is not the only news I have on the Southern Title, next week Michael Allen will put that belt on the line against Ophelia Pain in a one on one match. The winner of that match will go into Tokyo Terror and the 4 way elimination match as the champion.

Shasta: Wow

Pugh: You damn right wow and while we are talking about next week. You will see Redrum and Nick Newman team up to take on Al Envy and Jesse Styles reaping the cRu! You will also see Tommy Kain and Chip Shiller get a shot at Roe and Apathy, Non Title of course, however if the Misfits of wrestling can score a win over the tag champs then they will get a shot at whoever comes out the champs when they face Johnny and Envy after Tokyo Terror.

Shasta: What a Insanity next week is shaping up to be

Pugh: Well there is one more big match that I have to talk about. Agustus D'Agosta will team up with malice as they take on Miami Mike, LA Kief and their partner, SPAZ!!!

Shasta: That is not going to work

Pugh: Oh yes it will and I will tell you why. Spaz the one thing you want more then anything is to get that big retard Hazard back going and in order to do that you need to pay for his operation right? Well you have two options next week, you can be yourself and screw your team over, in which case you will be fired and good luck getting that big idiot back healthy. OR, there is the second option where you play nice and be a good little teammate. If you choose this option then I will go out of my own pocket and pay for Hazard's operation. It is as simple as that Spazy poo, play nice and we all get what we want, or be the dumb sex driven homo you are and everyone gets the shaft, and not in the way you gave Angelo Fable!

Shasta: Speaking of that incident, I have heard rumors that PCW is under fire from Fox for the super show a few weeks ago where that took place. Is there any truth to this?

Pugh: Lets just say after I got done having my ass chewed, it felt worse then the rectum of Fable! We will still be doing our super shows on Fox once a month but they are watching us very close and I have been told Spaz is not to be on any further super show's unless cleared by the Fox executives first. So in case you are wondering, this is all your fault you little horny bastard and this is your punishment. Consider yourself lucky I didn't just fire you like I wanted to do you little freak!

Now why don't you get the hell out of my office so I can watch the rest of the show in peace.

[Ryan Pugh]

Taylor Davis: The following is a six person tag match, introducing the first team. First from Fort Worth, Texas, "the Show Stealer" Al Envy and his partners, MALICE!!!!!!!

"Dance With the Devil" plays as Al Envy walks out onto the stage with a massive arrogant smirk on his face as behind him comes Brad McKlayn and Marcellus Deline with their manager Lyzette as they make their way to the ring.

Taylor Davis: And their opponents, "The Vixen of Violence" Ophelia Pain, "Mr. Homicide" Redrum and "The Doctor" Nick Newman!!!!!!!!

"Animal I have become" Blares through the arena as Pain, Newman and Redrum all make their way out onto the stage to a ruckus reaction from the crowd. Pain does a little pose on the top of the ramp as some pyro goes off behind the three of them before they make their way to the ring.

Chris Styles: A lot of things going on with this match here tonight Tony.

Fat Tony: Envy and Pain finally will be in the same ring at the same time for a match as well as the fallout of the Malice and Newman relationship and lets not forget the Southern title implications of all six in this match.

Chris Styles: Cant wait for Al to get his hands on that two timing tramp

Fat Tony: Really? I cant wait for Ophelia to get her hands on that piece of garbage Envy!

Chris Styles: And well, your dumb, so shut up!

[DING DING]

Envy and Newman start for their respective teams they circle each other in the middle of the ring until the two finally hook up. Envy is back Newman into the corner but Newman quickly turns it around and gets Envy into the corner. Newman hits a few forearm shots to Envy before turning a circle and hitting a discuss clothesline on Envy in the corner. Envy is stunned as Newman grabs him and slings him into the ropes and is able to hit a belly to belly suplex. Newman quickly tags in Redrum and the two grab Envy and preform a double snapmare and both hit the ropes and then hit a double dropkick to the face of Envy!

Fat Tony: Great team work early on from Newman and Redrum

Redrum quickly gets Envy to his feet and hits a gutwrench suplex and rolls Envy while keeping his hands locked and turning it into a german suplex. Redrum has Envy back on his feet again and is now looking for yet another suplex but Envy hits a well placed thumb right to the eye of Redrum that buys him a moment. Redrum staggers back a few steps and Envy hits a kick right to the leg of Rummy. Envy follows up with a kick to the midsection and then a kick to the left thigh of Rummy before then exploding with a clothesline. Envy then sends Rummy crashing into the corner before reaching out and giving a tag to Mcklayn. Brad climbs the ropes as Envy charges Rummy and hits a monkey flip that sends him into the middle of the ring on his back as McKlayn leaps off the top with a moonsault.

Chris Styles: How about that team work

Fat Tony: Brad has the leg hooked, could this be it?

1......
2.....
kickout!!!!

Brad gets Rummy to his feet and hits an atomic drop and then hits the ropes and nails a huge running clothesline that takes Redrum for a loop. McKlayn gets Rummy up and is looking for a t bone suplex but Rummy gets a few elbows in to stop the move and then wraps the head of Brad up and spikes it down with a big DDT. Rummy reaches out and slaps the hand of Ophelia as she climbs up the ropes and waits for Brad to get to his feet. SPEAR!!!!! Pain nails a top rope spear as Brad gets to his feet and leaves him on the mat holding his ribs as she backs into the corner. McKlayn is up to one knee when Pain charges and unleashes a huge knee right to the face of Brad!

Chris Styles: Did you hear that impact?

Fat Tony: I think I see some blood coming from McKlayn's nose, that shot may have just broken his nose!

Pain bounces off the ropes and does a handspring and then flips into a splash on Brad as she hooks his leg.

1.......
2......
.....kickout!

Ophelia rolls out to the apron as she grabs the top rope and waits but Deline decides he is going to interject himself and takes a swing at Pain. Ophelia sees it coming and answers with a straight elbow shot right to the face of Deline that backs him off and then a second shot that knocks him off the apron and to the floor. McKlayn is back on his feet and coming at Pain but she hits a shoulder block through the middle rope to get some space. As Pain goes to jump off the apron, Deline is able to grab the foot of Ophelia and pulls her crashing down face first into the apron. Deline then quickly tosses her back in the ring and gets up on the apron to get the tag from Brad. McKlayn sends Pain into the ropes and then hits the mat as Pain leaps over Brad, Deline nails her with a massive shoulder tackle!

Chris Styles: Lets face it, Ophelia may be hawt, but she is at a real disadvantage in this match.

Fat Tony: I think everyone is at a disadvantage when they are in there with Deline, that guy is a monster!

Deline pulls Pain to her feet and then presses her over his head as he walks around the ring before drooping her onto his shoulder and hitting a huge power slam. Deline hooks the leg of Pian.

1......
2.....
.......KICKOUT!!!

Fat Tony: Say what you want, Ophelia is one tough women

Chris Styles: Whatever, I would be more impressed if she did that naked!

Fat Tony: Good lord Chris

Chris Styles: What?

Deline pulls Pain to her feet and is looking for a power bomb but Pain lands a series of right hands the allows her to fall back to her feet. Ophelia lands a few forearm shots that staggers Deline before hitting the ropes and landing a dropkick to the right knee of Deline. Pain goes back to the well and hits a second dropkick to the knee of Deline and is able to get the big man down to one knee. Pain uses the ropes as she springs off the middle rope and lands a flying back elbow to Deline but Deline still doesn't go down. Deline begins to get back to his feet and Pain lets out a scream as she kicks him right between the legs and sends him falling down to both knees. Pain grabs the head of Deline and drops right back with a spike DDT!!

1......
2.....
.......3! NO!!!!!!

Fat Tony: DAMN THAT AL ENVY!!!

Chris Styles: What? It is totally legal to break the pin

Envy smiles as he backs away from Ophelia who is glaring at him like he drooped her on prom night. Envy gets one leg back through the ropes before Pain springs to her feet and charges at Envy hitting a huge running tackle that takes them both through the ropes and to the floor. Pain is hitting right hand after right hand on Envy before he finally is able to shove her off and get to his feet. Pain charges again but Envy is able to hit a drop toe hold that sends Pain face first into the ring steps!

Fat Tony: Is that called for?

Chris Styles: She attacked him Fat boy

Envy picks Pain up and is looking for the GBE but Pain somehow fights out of it and gets to her feet. Envy turns around and gets a stiff kick right to the face from Pain as he stumbles back into the steps. Back in the ring, Deline is back on his feet and tags McKlayn as he staggers to the corner. Redrum and Newman are both now in the ring and McKlayn is the victim of a double clothesline from Newman and Rummy. Rummy now whips Newman into the corner as he hits a huge splash on Deline. Brad is back on his feet and Newman and Redrum are on both sides of him.

DOUBLE SUPER KICK TO THE JAW OF MCKLAYN!!!!!

1......
2.....
........3!!!!!!!!!

[DING DING]

Taylor Davis: Your winners, the team of Ophelia Pain, Redrum and Nick Newman!!!!!!!!

Pain takes a swing at Envy but he ducks and she nails the ring post with a solid punch that may have just broke her hand. Ophelia stumbles back holding her hand and Envy comes out of nowhere with a super kick right to the jaw of Pain!!!!!

Fat Tony: THE MATCH IS OVER FOR GODSAKES!!!

Chris Styles: RIP HER SHIRT OFF AL!!!!

Fat Tony: WOULD YOU JUST GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!

Envy smirks as he stands over Ophelia but before he can do anything further, Newman and Rummy quickly make their way out of the ring to the aid of Pain. Envy puts his hands in the air and backs away as he smiles ear to ear. Pain is able to get to her feet with the help of the ring apron. Newman and Rummy turn to help her but Pain brushes them off and goes running after Envy as he disappears behind the curtain. Pain goes running through the curtain as we go to commercial.

[Ryan Pugh]

Taylor Davis: The following match is our main event of the evening and is a PCW Deathmatch!!!! Introducing first from Chicago, Illinois. The Insane Rulez champion, JESSE STYLES!!!!!

"This is War" hits the PA system as the crowd grows loud with jeers as Styles makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.

Taylor Davis: And his opponent, from Abilene, Texas. "The Innovator of Darkness" Alexander Koresh!!!!!!!!!

"Men without fear" blasts through the arena as the crowd erupts into a fit. Koresh pushes his way through the curtain and walks quickly down the ramp with his eyes never leaving Styles in the ring. Koresh slides under the barbed wire ropes and into the ring as Styles quickly moves in and stomps on the he prone Koresh.

[DING DING]

Fat Tony: Styles is wasting no time getting this one going and this is going to be very brutal and ugly. Those with a weak stomach might not want to continue watching.

Chris Styles: Screw that, this is going to be great, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!!!

Jesse continues to stomp away on Koresh as Koresh tries to get to his feet. Koresh is able to catch the foot of Styles as he stomps and is able to push him off long enough to get to his feet. Styles closes the gap between the two and unleashes a barrage of right hands but Koresh fires back and is able to push Styles back with right hands of his own. Koresh nails a headbutt that staggers Styles and follows it up with a second headbutt and then grabs the arm of Styles to whip him into the barbed wire ropes. But Styles is able to put on the breaks and reverses to send Koresh into the barbed wire. Koresh however stops and is able to sends Styles chest first into the barbed wire on the other side as Styles scream out in pain and blood begins to show in the chest area of Styles.

Fat Tony: We have the first sign of what i am sure will be many signs of blood in this match.

Koresh grabs Jesse by the head and forces him from the barbed wire as it rips at his chest. Koresh then explodes with a short arm clothesline to the staggered Styles. Koresh quickly climbs up one of the turnbuckles and grabs one of the four bags as he fights to get it open. Koresh smiles as he turns the bag over and dumps out a shit load of thumb tacks all over the mat. Koresh gets Styles to his feet and forces him into the corner as he backs up and beats his chest before getting a running start and leaping into the air for a huge splash but Styles moves out of the way and Koresh splashes the empty corner and gets some barbed wire to go with it.

Chris Styles: Now both men have tasted a little barbed wire

Koresh is holding his chest as he comes out of the corner and Styles is right there to capitalize with a hype kick right to the face of Koresh! Koresh however doesn't go down, he staggers back and is inches away from the barbed wire ropes as Styles takes a step back and nails a second hype kick right to the jaw of Koresh and Koresh goes tumbling over the ropes and to the ground.

Fat Tony: Koresh is on the floor and Styles looks like he is control once again.

Chris Styles: YEAH HE IS! Wait, what the hell are you doing Jesse?

As Koresh is getting up to his feet, Styles gets a running start and leaps over the barbed wire and out onto Koresh knocking him down with a suicide dive! Styles gets back to his feet with a smirk on his face as he turns and grabs Koresh by the hair and forces him back to his feet. Jesse unleashes a massive slap right to the face of Koresh that turns his head from the force. Koresh though slowly turns back to face Styles with a fire in his eyes. Styles now hits a right hand to Koresh but Koresh keeps coming as Styles back away. Styles goes for another right but this time Koresh blocks it and nails Styles with a brutal palm strike to the jaw. Styles staggers back and Koresh uses the space to hit a big boot right to the face of Jesse.

Fat Tony: I think Jesse woke the sleeping monster

Chris Styles: What the hell is that crazy bastard doing?

Koresh is digging under the ring and slides out a piece of plywood that is wrapped in barbed wire. Koresh tosses the plywood over the ropes and into the ring as he turns his attention back to Styles. Styles is thrown under the barbed wire ropes and back into the ring. Koresh follows him in and both men get back to their feet around the same time. Jesse has his back to Koresh and as he turns around he feels a massive spear from the bigger Koresh that takes him back down! Styles is holding his ribs as he fights back to his feet and walks right into both hands of Koresh as he wraps them around the throat of Styles. Koresh lifts Styles in the air and then drives him back to the mat with a choke bomb right into the sea of thumb tacks!!!!

Fat Tony: OH MY GAWD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!

Chris Styles: SOMEONE GET SOME HELP OUT HERE NOW DAMN IT

Koresh looks down on Styles with a ear to ear grin on his face as Jesse rolls off the tacks but has about thirty of them stuck in his back and legs. Koresh looks over to the piece of barbed wire plywood he had thrown in the ring and walks over and sits it up in the corner.

Fat Tony: What now?

Chris Styles: ENOUGH DAMN IT, STOP THIS!!!

Koresh picks Styles up and stuffs him between his legs as he throws both arms out to the side and the crowd is up on their feet and cheering him on. Koresh gets Styles up on his shoulders and charges across the ring and then throws him right into the middle of the barbed wire plywood with a version of a powerbomb.

Fat Tony: VAMPIRE'S KISS INTO THE BARBED WIRE!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!

PCW!!!!!PCW!!!!!!!PCW!!!!!!!PCW!!!!!!!PCW!!!!!!

Chris Styles: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!

Koresh grabs the foot of Styles and pulls the mangled mess that is left into the middle of the ring and drops down for the pin in the barbed wire.

1.......
2......
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[DING DING]

Taylor Davis: Your winner, ALEXANDER KORESH!!!!!!!!

Fat Tony: What a huge win for Koresh and Johnny Stylez should be worried about his title after seeing what Koresh just did.

Chris Styles: Screw that, Koresh ain't nothing and Johnny is going to prove it!

Fat Tony: Well folks don't you dare miss Insanity next week as Tokyo Terror is just two weeks away and we have been told that Stylez and koresh will come face to face in the middle of the ring next week!

Chris Styles: I cant wait

Fat Tony: See you next week ladies and gents!!!!

Chris Styles: Wait a minute, something is going on backstage Tony........

The cameras cut back into the parking lot area as we see Ophelia Pain and Al Envy beating the crap out of each other. Envy is now bleeding from the forehead and Ophelia has blood all down the side of her head from what looks to be her ear. Envy has his head slammed into the hood of the limo as Pain continues to scream at him. Envy pushes Ophelia back as he staggers from the shot but Pain goes for a field goal and right in the familly jewels as Envy takes the kick from Pain. Envy's driver Chester pops out of the limo and pulls him into the back of it but before he can get back to the drivers seat, Ophelia has climbed into the back of the limo with Al! The limo screachs off out of the parking lot with both Al and Ophelia in the back of it as Insanity goes off the air!