KOP vs Vanessa

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In a Bull Whip Match.

1 RP a piece. Good luck.

[KOP]

"We cannot learn without pain."
Aristotle



Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center

I am laying in my hospital bed after my fight with that bastard Redrum. I guarantee you Rumy there will be some major payback bitch. I have to stay until tuesday because of the shots I received from his sledgehammer and the help he received form his stablemate Jake Youngblood. Congratulations Jake you are now are my radar too motherfucker!

Some would say there is irony in me losing a match due to the use of a sledge hammer. I used to carry around a sledgehammer known as Bloody Sally and I delivered some painful beatings to my opponents like never before. The last time I used her, I damn near killed an opponent in the ring and my best friend Mr. Ultimate Duane Drew pleaded with me to retire her. I gave it to his daughter as a gift to pass on a legacy of sorts, until she fucked up her career with numerous scandals including the one in NEW where she was stripped of the world title.

Duane got Bloody Sally back from her and he keeps it at his house now. That doesn’t mean I can’t get it back and maybe have a sledgehammer match with Rumy in the future. Oh well hats off to the Insanity Champion until next we meet, well played Rumy.

I had Nalia bring my laptop to the hospital room, because I was bored to death and I needed to get down to business. Nalia has been bitching because she is not exactly a fan of the real bloody matches I get involved in. Especially if I don’t come out on the winning end. I can’t get mad at her, after all she is a supermodel and they don’t deal well with violent stuff unless they are playing a part in a movie.

The nurse comes into the room and she draws some blood and checks my vitals and charts it on her computer cart. She is pretty cool her name is Tammy and she is a mother of three boys who love sports and wrestling. She asked for an autograph for her boys and I obliged her. I also arranged for them to see an EVO show in the future. She gives me two percocets and a cup of water for my discomfort.

After she leaves I open my laptop and login to the new EVO site and I see who I am fighting next at Ignite 13. I scroll down and I see Vanessa and we are battling in a bullwhip match. Vanessa is a very formidable opponent. She is a member of The Court. But she isn’t just any member, she is the Queen and very well accomplished in her career. I mean when we were part of NEW, she was active and a member of the Hall of Fame.

Most people underestimate her, but like her two sisters Reya which I have faced a few times before and their other sister Cera, she is not to be taken lightly in the ring. Vanessa and her sisters are what I call “change of pace” opponents. You must employ a whole different strategy with them because they will not come at you like a Ryan Pugh or a Frank Finelli with brute force. Speed and quickness is a big part of her game too, with lots of kicks and high flying moves.

As the percocoets are kicking in I begin to think about the type of match we will be facing off in. A Bull Whip Match. I have vaguely heard of these types of matches before, but only knew some very minor things. Like for instance it involved a whip and someone was going to get hit. So I thought I would check out my good friends Professor Google and Doctor Bing as I call them and I would look up “Bull Whip Wrestling Matches.” To my surprise something came up. It was a Youtube Video of a now extinct wrestling company called Continental Championship Wrestling. The company I discovered was based out of Knoxville, Tennessee and Dothan, Alabama. They were in existence from 1974-1990. Some say the company was a possible forerunner to the old ECW because Paul Heyman had connections there. They were innovators of extreme type matches.

The name that really caught my attention was one “Dirty Dutch Mantell.” He was the one in the Youtube video and he was fighting a man named “Wildcat Wendell Cooley.” Dutch had a bullwhip named “Chew Boy.” He called it that because as I learned the end of a bull whip creates a small sonic boom and it cracks the skin of a person to the bone. So it takes a bite out of your skin so to speak.

Dutch Mantell spends his time now a days working with wrestlers and promoting at the University of Dutch in Middle Tennessee which is to be the premier pro wrestling camp in the entire Southeast United States. He has worked with famous names that everyone knows of and even created the name “Steve Austin” for a certain famous guy everyone is familiar with. Impressed by Dutch’s accomplishments, I begin to watch what he does in this Bull Whip match on you tube.

I am not sure what year it is on this clip but I know one thing, it hasn’t been done since this time to my knowledge. The whip is on top a pole connected to the turnbuckle you climb up and grab it and beat your opponent into submission. The whip is connected on top of the pole and the whip itself is about 20 feet above the canvas. It is a real struggle to get to it and chances are you can really beat the hell out of your opponent before you get the whip and then come down the pole and hit them with it. I can see why this type of match is not done too often.

It seems that at Ignite 13 me and Vanessa will enter new territory. I know I can climb and grab the whip with my training. Maybe Vanessa will climb the pole like a stripper or something as I laugh to myself. The percocoets are kicked in now. I fall asleep for a quick nap about twenty minutes and I wake up. My laptop has slid over to the side of my bed and I reach down to grab it and I’m still logged into You tube as the laptop resumes.

I think about the match itself and realize that I am going to really have to beat the living shit out of Vanessa and then I will take pleasure in beating her ass with the whip. It’s very similar to a ladder match except you can’t knock over the pole.

I think of the irony of it all. Vanessa is the Queen if the Court and she will be subdued by The King of Pain. Perhaps her sister Reya will cry as I whip Vanessa worst than Christ in Mel Gibson’s Passion. I can’t wait to hear the little sonic booms as Vanessa’s flesh tears open. Vanessa you will scream in agony and know terror like never before when I’m in the ring with you.

You know the Romans were masters at whipping people. The Romans had several types of whips the Ferula which is a leather strap. The Flagrum which is made of parchment thongs and is what most of us know as the common standard whip. They also had the Flagrum which had lashes and sharp metal at the end.

Interestingly they had three levels of punishment in which whips were used. One was called Fustigatio and was for minor offenses the whip used was the Ferula. he second level was called Flagellotio in which the Flagrum was used in punishing severe criminal acts. The third and most severe level was called Verbartio in which the Flagurm was employed and this level was the one preceding a crucifixion.

The Spartans also used whips as a form of punishment , but more importantly they used them to test the strength of their warriors. The Jews also used the whip to punish misconduct. However, Jewish Law was merciful in that it said no one may receive more than forty lashes. In order to avoid breaking the Jewish Law the person administering the beating never gave more than 39. The Romans would whip until the brink of death.

So how will I whip you Vanessa? Mercifully or until the brink of death? Maybe until Pugh has the guys from the back pull me away. Somehow I doubt that will happen though, since no one stopped Rumy from delivering numerous sledgehammer shots to me last week. So it sort of gives away what I have planned for your fucking ass doesn't it bitch?

It's funny because Bull Whips are for whipping cattle and you will be mooing like the cow you are this week. The Queen of the Court will bow before me and be humbled by Pain. I remember a lesson I learned when I was a young Marine Private. I was taking Marine Corps Judo lessons and I was told that through Pain and Hardship Comes Clarity and Peace.

I suffered pain and hardship last week, but I now have clarity of my mission once again and I am at peace with what I need to do in the future. The new name of our company is called EVO, standing for Evolution. Science knows that pain and hardship are important processes in Evolution Theory. The King of Pain is evolving. I will have the victory this week and Vanessa you will evolve after your suffering this week. It is my gift to you: Vanessa are you ready for your next evolution?

Vanessa I will be out of this hospital tomorrow and I will be on my way to Oakland to literally whip your ass! I power off my laptop and I lay back, it’s almost five o’clock and my dinner will arrive to my room soon and so will Nalia.

Before that happens I will call Vic and tell him to pick me up a bull whip so I can practice somewhere when I get out of here. I want my shots on Vanessa to be crisp and clean.


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