!!!!!I DoNT GeT MaD!!!!!
…I GeT EvEn!!!!
And by even I totally mean level the playing field so that the scales are tipped in my favor, or at least until I am feeling better about things. I mean who in the phuck does she think she is anyway? I helped create her! I helped make her who she is today! She was the one who looked me in the eye and said she was in love with me! And I’m the one who is
?JeaLouS?
…I DON’T F’N THINK SO!!!!
The thought alone is ridiculous! I’m LA Johnny Stylez, THE PARAGONA OF AMERICANA, THE DON OF DISRESPECT, the next WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…I don’t get jealous, and do you know why? Because one way or another I always, and I DO MEAN PHUCKING ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT, HOW I WANT, WHEN I WANT!
And people who don’t see things that way, end up phucking paying for it! Because one promise I made myself a very long time ago, was that when I got into this kind of life no one was going to stand in my way of living my life by my own accord! Everything I have, do, and say is revolved around being, having, and doing the very best! Is it my fault that time and time again Apathy fails to recognize her own potential?
Now given that my methods of making her realize that are a bit unusual but still the fact remains that above anything and everything else my methods of persuasion may be the one thing they are more than anything else is
!!!!!E.F.F.E.C.T.I.V.E.!!!!!!
Because LiKe I SaId, OnE Way OR AnOThER SHE ALWAYS SEES THINGS MY WAY!!!
It’s just a matter of push coming to shove and here we are once again on the verge of her own greatness, yet I am having to stop and take important time out of my day, out of my life, to stop and put her back on the correct path!
I mean I’ll give it to the sneaky little cunt, she snuck in the back door a month ago and stole the thing from me that meant more to me than she or any other woman ever has, and she has managed to hold onto it which is commendable, but then again the only person she beat for it was Alexander Koresh, which all I have to say about that is
!!!!CoMe ON!!!!
WHO HASN’T BEATEN THAT PHUCK MOOK LATELY!!!
Because let’s get one thing straight right here and right now people, one thing that never happened was Johnny Stylez shoulders getting pinned to the mat, 1,2,3 ball game! No she snuck in the back door while our heads were turned and she pinned Alexander Koresh. Now according to the match rules that made her the champion and she officially won the PCW World Heavyweight Championship, but lets make no phucking mistake about it.
She has NOT beaten me for that title, and until she does she is not the rightful World Heavyweight Champion. Why Koresh got the first shot over me is beyond me…But it’s mistakes like that that explain why that phucking raging CUNT Sarah Pugh is back on the mother phucking B-LiSt instead of running Insanity on a weekly basis
!!!!THANK GOD!!!!!
She Would Have Done To This Company What She Did To Her Acting Career!!!
!!!!DuMpED IT RiGHT IN THE SHITTER!!!!
CaN AnYoNe SAY STRaIGhT To DvD???
But now that things are back as they should be I’m afraid Apathy’s time as World Heavyweight Champion is growing shorter by the second! And the same goes for everyone else who has had a little too much fun at our expense over the past few weeks.
Because for those of you that missed Insanity last week missed the part where The cRu not only buried New Edge Wrestling once and for all, but we took back control of our wrestling promotion and this week we will unveil the name of the new company that will once again stand ontop of the entire wrestling world as the symbol of greatness in this sport and stand alone as the PINNACLE in SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
So to those of you who have enjoyed a cheap victory here and a cheap victory there enjoy it while it lasts but while you are too busy running around with your own heads up your asses you have failed to see the bigger picture, and the bigger picture boys and girls is that we are slowly but surely doing what is necessary to take back what is ours!
And it’s only a matter of time before you are all back in your rightful places which is ON YOUR COCKSUCKING KNEES AND DIRECTLY
!!!!!AT OUR FEET!!!!
AS SOON YOU WON’T HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO
!!!!BoW YoUR WEAK ASSES DOWN!!!!
To THOSE THAT ARE BETTERTHANu!!!!
Because I’ll be the first to admit that over the last few weeks myself and the members of The cRu have seemingly dropped the ball so to speak. And while we have good reasons many of you narrow minded curtain jerkerz would call excuses I’m afraid at this point whatever they may be they are irrelevant above and beyond anything else so I won’t waste time talking about them.
However the one thing that most of if not all of you need worry about at this point, is the fact that we realize what the mistakes that were made and we are improving on them. Because rest assured all of your hopes and dreams that ou failure was going to become a frequent occurrence couldn’t be more phucking wrong! Because all the failures at War Games and against the Court last week did was
!!!!WaKe US UP!!!!
SO PCW I SuGGeST YOU PREPARE FOR A RUDE AWAKENING OF YOUR OWN!!!
Because it starts this week when we unveil our new name, where we bring about the next chapter in the evolution of professional wrestling. When we bring about the symbol of our victory over the entire wrestling world! Most of you are too phucking dumb to notice that even with your victories you have been able to compile against us over the last few weeks THE MOMENTUM IS STILL IN OUR FAVOR!
And that right there is a true testament to how phucking great each and every single member of The cRu TRULY IS! And this week we are going to flat out destroy everything and everyone that steps in our path! This week boys and girls I’m telling you right here and right now that the cRu WILL BE
!!!!TaKiNG THE PHUCK BACK OVER!!!!
…And THERE WON’T BE ANYTHING ANY OF YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT!!!
Because we have every reason to get even, to once again prove to each and every single one of you why the only reason the world of pro wrestling evolves is because we say it does! We are the reason most of you curtain jerking phuck mooks still have a got damn job in the first place, and make no mistake about it victories or no victories every last one of you is still very much beneath us, and now we are strong enough once again to prove just that!
And that is precisely what we intend to do this week, and by we I am talking about the most impressive and devastating tag team the world has ever seen! The unholy union of two men the world has every reason to be terrified of. Without question the strongest and most dominant tag team the world of professional wrestling has ever seen.
The two most dominant superstars and WORLD CHAMPIONZ the sport of professional wrestling has ever seen. The two men who rewrote the book on humiliation, I am talking about the MaSTeRZ OF MoCKERy, The FoRMeR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ OF THE WORLD, THE MEN WHO NEED NO INTRODUCTIONS based on the simple fact that we are the mother phucking
~$~FeaTuRe Pre$eNTaTiON~$~
The Two MosT DaNGeRoUS MEN IN PRO WRESTLING PERIOD!!!
You look up and down any roster and you’d be hard pressed to find two more feared men on the entire planet! When opponents are forced to face either one of us they are more likely to run and hide than stand and fight, simply on what we have accomplished on our own. When we combine our efforts and strength NONE OF YOU ASSHATZ
!!!!STAND A F’N CHANCE!!!!!
SPeaKiNG OF WHiCH LeTs TaLK ABoUT THE FeMME FATALES!!!
Or the two stupid skanks who used to be The Femme Fatalez! You know there are a few certain elements that make a team great. One is their shared drive, ambition, and goals…
The other is trust. I bring this up because while The Femme Fatales had that once upon a time if any of you care enough to look closely you will quickly see that thankz to YoURz TRuLy The Femme Fatales no longer have any of that. In retrospect it is truly amazing how much shit can change in just a months time!
I mean really after one simple act I destroyed anything and everything The Femme Fatales Aurora Deadwood, and Apathy had going for them, that made them a successful and consistent team! After slamming that bottle onto Aurora Deadwood’s face and put her bitch ass on the shelf where she belonged for a few months I was then able to divide and conquer.
I know for a fact that as of this very moment myself and the rest of The cRu are the only ones who see things this way, but after this tag team confrontation of ours has come and gone the entire world and more importantly Aurora Deadwood and Apathy will see for themselves first hand just how much power we really have.
But more importantly they will see things from our prospective, they will see that they never stood a chance, because they are no longer that up and coming team who passionately fought by each other’s side trying to make sure they did not fall into obscurity after we kicked them to the curb once we had gotten what we wanted out of them!
By the time all of this is said and done the only thing that will be made crystal phucking clear in the world of professional wrestling is the fact that the combined efforts of the two greatest World Champions in the history of our sport are simply
!!!!!SeCoND 2 F’N NoNe!!!!!
As We Put An UnHaPPyiLy EvEr AFTeR EnDING To THE FaiRy TaLe Of The Femme Fatalez!
Because even though I alone started this ripple effect that will eventually lead to the inevitable demise of this once great team, I will not be able to do it without the talent of my tag team partner XXX, as this week we once again demonstrate our impeccable team work skills as we once again take the strategy of divide and conquer.
He is going to handle Aurora Deadwood as I don’t believe she is ready for a face to face confrontation with me just yet considering everything that has happened between us over the last few months.
And even though the message we intend to deliver to her is as real as the scars on her phucking face coming from me I don’t think it would sink in, and it is in her best interest to soak in what we intend to tell her this week.
That and I would much rather personally undertake the part of this that has to do with Apathy because well let’s call a spade a phucking spade here people, shit has gotten a bit out of hand lately as things have gotten a bit
!!!!!P.E.R.S.O.N.A.L.!!!!!!
AnD SoMeONE NeeDz To BRiNG MRS. DELACROIX BACK TO REALITY!!!
And who better than the DoN of DiSReSPecT? I mean I’ve done this with her so many phucking times it’s become a hobby of mine! But the fact is while Ms. Deureveaux has enjoyed quite a bit of success lately she foolishly believes that she has conquered the mountain she currently sits ontop of which let me go ahead and tell all of you that isn’t the case. She may have made it to the top, but making it to the top and staying there are two entirely different things, and when you phuck with people as dangerous as myself and my fellow members of The cRu you had better be prepared to defend yourself from every possible angle or the fall down will be a lot more painful than she ever thought it could be!
As I look across the limo at her mother who is glaring out the window wondering why God would allow her to fall into such a horrible and despicable situation I cannot help but feel frustrated over her and her daughter’s ignorance on this matter which is a trait I obviously now know they most definitely share.
It is without question their greatest weakness, that and their gullibility! But none the less I am doing what I am doing not because I want to…Well not entirely but I am doing this because it is what MUST BE DONE.
It was Apathy who declared war on me and the cRu not the other way around. Again I bring up the fact that yes I manipulated her and lied to her, but again I cannot stress this enough I did that shit to not only help her, but
!!!!!UNLeaSH HeR!!!!!!
To Prove To Her What She Was Truly Capable Of
Because like I said she is ignorant, stubborn, and foolish, and she left me no other choice. You cannot make a phucking omelet without breaking a few eggs, and again I am once again going out of my way to teach Apathy the most important lesson one could possibly teach.
Because while she has been a Champion before, never before has she been THE CHAMPION, not in a company that mattered anyway, but still the fact remains that being the Champion especially in this new era of pro wrestling that we are trying to create you had better be prepared for anything because being The World Champion is a life or death matte to some of us, and if it isn’t to her then she has no business parading around with a belt she is not fit to hold!
SO low and behold this week is not really about the reunion and the death of The Femme Fatales, if anything this week is about one thing and one thing only…and that is
!!!!APATHY HERSELF!!!!
TiMe To FiND OUT WHAT SHE’z ReaLLy MaDe OF!!!
Because ever since she stole my title from me, and it has shown more and more ever since she desperately got with Frank she is once again falling back into her pathetic pattern of living a life that is based primarily on her own fabricated
!!!!!B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.!!!!!
That She Would LiKe To BuT DoEsNT ReaLLy BELIEVE!
And that boys and girls is precisely why this week The Femme Fatales will ultimately meet their demise. Not just because X and Myself will absolutely destroy them as we pick them apart in the ring, but because Apathy has allowed herself to become so full of shit her skin stinks! Lie after lie, desperate move after desperate move, as she runs from who she truly is and denies herself what she truly wants because a small part of her conscience tells her its wrong!
Because a long time ago she allowed the men in her life to brain wash her, to mentally beat her down to where she has trained herself to deny her own happiness. And as long as she lives this lie and as long as she remains at the side of that phucking love sick pussy Frank Finelli she will ruin her life and destroy what success she has built in the mean time!
Everything she has built will come toppling down on her head because she refuses to be honest with herself! I know who and what she truly is and so help me God if it’s the last phucking thing I do she will not only see it, but she will believe it and live it! But unfortunately for her the only way I can teach her this lesson is the same way I have taught her every lesson before this one, which you should all know by now is the
!!!!!HaRD WaY!!!!!
But LooK At IT This Way Sometimes Ya GoTTa Go THRoUGH HELL TO GET TO HEAVEN!!!
And incase any of you out there are wondering if I regret what I’m doing let me go ahead and tell ya right now…
!!!!I DON’T!!!!
NoT ONE PHUCKING BIT!!!
Because if there was an easier way I’d do it, but like I said she is stubborn and thick headed and there is no way! But one day she will look at me in the eye and thank me for it…Just like she did every night when she was Juliette Delacroix and I gave it to her again, and again, and again! Because the reason she came back to me when her memory returned, the reason she came to me two weeks ago looked me in my eye and said she was still in love with me is because when she was Juliette she felt alive, she felt the way she always wanted to.
That’s because she did what she wanted, when she wanted and no one said a phucking thing out of fear of getting their shit kicked in! She loved the power, she loved the glory, and she loved the thrill! It’s why this is her chosen profession.
And the only reason she became apart of The Femme Fatales and played the third wheel of Noc and Roe’s Twilight Titty Club is because just like the reason she is with Frank Finelli she just didn’t have
!!!!OTHeR OpTiONZ!!!!
…Or NO GooD ONES AT LEAST!!!!
But none the less in order for Apathy to realize what I need her to realize she has to be defeated, and moe importantly she has to be humiliated and even on top of that she has to lose what is most important to her!
And this week The FeaTuRe PReSeNTaTiOn will do what we do best, and that is expose our opponents by stripping them of every bullshit fantasy they surround themselves in before they step in the ring with us. We will teach them a lesson in humility as we expose Apathy to Aurora, to Alexander Koresh, To her Mother, to her daughter, and to all of those stupid phucking wrestling fans who think they have some personal connection with her because she has over come so much! Well let’s see her
!!!!OvERCoMe THIS SHIT!!!!
…IF SHE CAN!!!
Because fans once you learn the truth, you’ll realize you wasted your hard earned money and time cheering for a liar! You realized you supported someone who doesn’t believe in a single thing she pretends to stand for! Everytime she looks at any of you with tears in her eyes claiming to be what she claims to be these days know that its all lies! And her former best friend who helped defend her from the world is going to learn that first hand this week…Which by my estimation is only fitting and very ironic considering one of the main reasons I was able to pull off the whole Juliette thing was due to Aurora’s very obedient cooperation! But NoNe The LESS like I said the bullshit
!!!!!SToPz HeRe!!!!!
…Don’t Worry LiZZy BaBy YoU CAN THANK ME LATER!!!
After I finished that thought I looked over at her mother who had just finished crying. The weed was starting to wear off and I began to realize that we spent most of this ride and the time on the plane in silence. Apathy’s mother must be terrified, so I decided to end this awkward silence, and see if I could make some small talk as I must admit, I did love these kinds of situations.
Apathy’s mother once triped to rip my throat out of my neck when I had her daughter thinking she was someone else, Julez go so scared she choked her mother out in the middle of the phucking street…You wanna talk about a priceless moment.
It was at that moment that I realized how well my plan worked and how much control I had, but none the less I wanted to see if I could make Apathy’s mother a bit more comfortable seeing as whether she saw it this way or not just yet we were doing this for her own good, which from what I understand is a parents job anyway…
LA Johnny Stylez: Ms. Dureveaux I’d just like to say thank you for accompanying me to today I simply cannot stress how much help you are going to be to not only to me but for your daughter and your grand child as well!
Ms. Dureveaux: Thank me? How dare you! You tricked me you evil son of a bitch! I am going to have you arrested!
LA Johnny Stylez: Arrested? How are you going to do that? Are you a cop?
Ms. Dureveaux: No, but I…
LA Johnny Stylez: Well if you’re not a cop then you can’t arrest me, and let me tell ya…It’s even harder to have someone arrested when you’re dead!
She then looked at me with a look of sheer terror…Her eyes welled up with tears as I broke the very awkward silence as I began laughing hysterically. She just looked at me with fear and confusion as I explained why I was laughing.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh come on, I was just phucking with you…I’m not going to kill you! And look I tell ya what I’ll make you a deal, once we get back if you still feel the same way go ahead press whatever charges you want, have me arrested, but believe me this when I tell you…What I…Excuse me what WE are doing is in the best interest if your grand child and more importantly your daughter!
Because see here is the thing. I am a very wealthy person, whom is very well connected…Not to mention I am pretty much a got damn celebrity with contractual obligations, and well I didn’t use force and I didn’t really threaten you not that you can prove anyway, so I’ll end up getting out of it just like I always do.
But if you do as I ask, then I give you my WORD, and believe it or not I am a man of my word. But if you perform this one little task for me then you have my word I will leave you and your grand child alone forever!
Ms. Dureveaux: And my daughter, for the love of God will you please leave my sweet Elizabeth alone?
LA Johnny Stylez: I’m sorry Mam, but I’m afraid I simply cannot do that!
Ms. Dureveaux: And why not?
LA Johnny Stylez: Because I’m…It’s complicating! Because I see something in her you don’t even see! And I’m sorry but you and everyone else in her entire life are enablers…Only you all enable her to be miserable and I know I am the one mother phucking person on this planet who can bring her the happiness she truly wants!
Ms. Dureveaux: Mr. Stylez I pitty you?
LA Johnny Stylez: Me?...Why? You shouldn’t I’m phucking all kindz of AWeSoMe!!!
Ms. Dureveaux: Of course you think that, and you say these things to make yourself feel better about what you are doing. But you are a selfish spiteful wretched human being! You use others for your own benefit, you toy with their emotions which you are completely void of! One day Mr. Stylez when this is all over and you can’t compete anymore you are going to wake up alone and it’s going to be all your fault!
LA Johnny Stylez: Maybe Sweetheart…But then again maybe you don’t know what the phuck you are talking about or who the phuck you are talking to! I’m LA Johnny Stylez, so don’t talk to me like you think you know me!
You, you daughter, and everyone she associates herself with are sheep! You don’t have the balls the live the way I live. I do what I want when I want. I take shit from no one and I always get my way! Do I do things to benefit myself? YOUR GOT DAMN RIGHT I DO, who the phuck doesn’t?
But I also know what people want, which is why I am in the entertainment business! But more importantly I know something you don’t even though and that’s what your daughter wants! Her entire life has been one big phucking tragedy and that’s because you and everyone else have spent your lives making her miserable!
Ms. Dureveaux: And what about you? You manipulated her, lied to her, and used her for God knows what and…
LA Johnny Stylez: And there you go again with your ignorance…Because yeah I did do all that shit, but honestly she was happy! She was the happiest you’ve ever seen her which is why you hadly recognized her that day you approached her!
Ms. Dureveaux: How dare you! How dare you, you filthy rotten piece of shit of a human being! That wasn’t real! That was a lie you created, you know nothing of her happiness nor do you even really care! My daughter’s life has been a struggle yes, but she is proud of who and what she is, and that’s because she knows life is difficult! You are just a coward!
LA Johnny Stylez: ENOUGH! You OLD LADY have no idea what you are talking about. Sure Liz has gone through a lot and survived, but that doesn’t mean she is happy or content with the way her life is. The fact is she is the way she is, is because she is searching, she is fighting for the life she really wants and the life that you and everyone else forces her to live isn’t the one she wants!
You have made her as foolish as yourself. And you’d be content watching her live the remainder of her life miserable with small glimmers of happiness here and there when I know she was meant to be something more than that, something much much bigger!
Fact is MaM, and keep in mind I’m saying this with all due respect, but honestly you know JACK SHIT about who and what your daughter is and what she is capable of! You have your view and I have mine but at the end of the day when it comes time to lay our cards down you’ll see for yourself which one of us has the winning hand!
Now, before we carry on this conversation I need to know that when we get where we are going we are on the same page here. The deal is simple you go on get the child, and we take her back to the States…
Ms. Dureveaux: And what if I refuse?
LA Johnny Stylez: Then you once again have my WORD I’ll make your daughter’s life a living hell, and if I have to I’ll see to it she winds up like she did the last time she crossed me before she became Juliette WhatzHeRFaCE…You may not know this but ever since then she has been suffering from seizures. That blow to the head she took phucked her up a lot worse than she has told anyone!
And just take a look around you if I could get you this far without so much as a hiccup then I could definitely make sure her medication gets switched out or something like that I mean accidents like that happen all the time!...Or….ORRRRRR You could do the right thing, and do as I ask, which whether your chose to believe this or not is truly the best decision for not just your daughter but everyone involved including me and yourself…And especially little MiSS Annika! The choice is yours dear…You seem like a smart lady I trust you’ll do the right thing!
Ms. Dureveaux: You’re a monster…You’re an ASSHOLE!
LA Johnny Stylez: Among other things yeah I suppose so! That doesn’t mean I’m wrong though! You’ll see Ms. Dureveaux…You’ll see! Now do me a favor and CLOSSSSE your mouth I’d really hate to duct tape it shut, I’d like to keep this as cordial as possible ya dig?
Ms. Dureveaux closes her eyes and looks back out the window as a tear trickles down her cheek as she realizes she has just been made an offer she cannot refuse.
If she wasn’t so short sighted she would be able to see things from my point of view. If she only knew what she was doing and how much she was actually helping not only me, but her daughter and her granddaughter in the long run as well…She’d probably be trying to rip my pants off and suck my dick in gratitude for everything I am doing for her daughter and her family as a whole!
And from what AL told me she sucks a mean dick, and who knows maybe before all of this is said and done I’ll find out for myself, but I figure it best to focus on one thing at a time here, because right now the important thing was making sure Annika is long phucking gone before Liz and Mrs. FInelli come back to visit tomorrow!
I suppose there are those of you wondering how Ms. Dureveaux came to be in my company in the first place which has a very simplistic answer. For those of you that don’t remember when Al and I won the PCW Tag Titles back from the Femme Fatales one of our methods of getting inside of our opponents heads was Al setting up a match.com profile where he set up a blind date with Ms. Dureveaux.
Suprisingly enough the two hit it off, considering Al is quite the charmer as they don’t call him a sexy beast for nothing, and well Ms. Dureveaux like any older single woman was probably horny as a 13 year old boy who just hit puberty, and well being a Dureveaux meant you were a PHREEQ anyway…But I guess that’s besides the point…Anyway
My mind went back to a few hours ago where I signed onto Al’s match.com profile to find a few messages from Ms. Dureveaux who had sent him a few messages wanting to know why she hadn’t heard from him in a while. She of course didn’t know him as Al Envy as she knew him as Alan Webster and didn’t know he was a pro wrestler who lived like a phucking rock star.
Which means she probably didn’t know that he had sex with two chicks the night they went on their first date. She thought the two were going to build a relationship which they some what did in order to keep Ms. Dureveaux on a short leash in the event that we needed her services for something like this, and low and behold Al came through for me even if he didn’t know about it…
Which reminds me I had better thank him for this when I get back because whatever he did with her on that date left such an impression she was willing to meet him anywhere and to get into a limo with a complete stranger!
(Scene shows Apathy’s mother being picked up in a limo, she gets in the limo and helps herself to a glass of champagne as the limo driver informs her that her “date will be joining her momentarily.
Moments later the door opens and her eyes begin to glow, but they are suddenly replaced by a look of sheer horror as the face of the man she hates more than anyone she has ever hated in recent memory sits down in the limo…
And that face belongs to none other than The Paragona of Americana HImSELF…LA JOHNNY STYLEZ, who is wearing a pair of jeans a black and white cRu AFFLICTION style t-shirt and a black leather jacket. IN one hand is a large white envelope stuffed with cash and the other hand is of course his joint.)
Once she got in the limo and saw that she was not going on the date she thought she was, I explained to her that her daughter was in serious trouble and that I needed her help. I offered her seven thousand dollars to do as I asked but like I figured she held onto some bullshit moral code of hers which is when I had to switch to other methods of persuasion and forced her against her will…
(Scene then shows her suddenly passing out in the limo as Johnny puts a sedative in her glass of champagne that she was drinking before she got in the limo, and then the scene then cuts out once more when she wakes up while on the private cRu jet. Johnny sitting on the plane with a nonchalant smile on his face while he is listening to his IPOD. He smiles and waves at her, as she tries to figure out where she is.)
She of course flipped her shit, but it’s not like she could storm out of the plane. I put the money in her purse, and told her what needed to be done, and well the rest as they say…WaS A F’N WRAP!
(Scene then cuts back to the present as the limo comes to a complete stop. Johnny looks out the window of the limo and sees the hospital young Annika has been placed in to receive medical attention. Johnny then looks at Apathy’s mother who is an emotional wreck. Johnny rolls his eyes as he is extremely aggravated over the fact that he is really doing whats best, but of course she is too shot sighted to see that for herself. Johnny then rolls up the window of the limo diver as Johnny looks at Apathy’s mother with a stern look on his face as he gives her one last final pep talk before they go inside.
LA Johnny Stylez: OK Dear, we’ve been over this, you know the deal right?
Ms. Dureveaux: Yes, I still cannot believe you are forcing me to go through with this!
LA Johnny Stylez: Really? Honestly that just tells me you don’t know me very well…But look at it this way TooTsE…The quicker you get your ass in there and take care of this the sooner it’s over, and like I said I’m a man of my word, after you do this and everything happens like it is supposed to you’ll never see or hear from me again…
Ms. Dureveaux: Well since you are a man of your word Mr. Stylez I want your word that once I get Annika out of the hospital you swear to me right now that you won’t harm a hair on her head. Do whatever you want to me, but please don’t hurt her!
LA Johnny Stylez: Look it’s like this and I know you don’t see shit this way, because well you’re old and old people can’t see very well, but I’m not doing this to hut you or you granddaughter, and I know you find this hard to believe but I’m not even really trying to hurt your daughter either, in the long run that is! Just do as I say and some day in the future you will thank me!
Ms. Dureveaux: You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t take you word on that, as I find that extremely hard to believe, especially coming from a despicable son of a bitch like you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Be that as it may Dear you are wasting PReCiOuS TiMe, so how about you close your mouth and we get this shit taken care of huh?
I then open the door and stand aside as Apathy’s mother makes her way out. As she steps out onto the concrete and takes a wif of the cool night air she shoots me a look as cold as the wind that gently brushes across our faces. I then wink at her arrogantly and flash my charming arrogant smirk that only enrages her further as we head inside the hospital.
We make our way inside and we head to the front desk and we begin the process if withdrawing young Annika from the hospital. Given the fact that for a few months Apathy was going by another name and was also completely oblivious to the fact that she indeed actually have a child Apathy’s mother was given custody of young Annika and was the one who with Frank Finelli arranged for Annika to receive treatment here at this hospital, and really the only person who could withdraw Annika from sed hospital is Apathy’s mother which is the only reason I brought her here in the first place.
I was kind of nervous that this wouldn’t go smoothly, but since Ms. Dureveaux was the legal guardian of the child whether they agreed with her decision to remove her from the care of this hospital was out of there control anyway. So after a few moments of paper work, and then the time it took to process her out a few moments later Apathy’s beautiful little girl came running out and into the arms of her grandmother.
If I was a sappy mother phucker I’d say this was a touching moment but I rolled by eyes and turned my attention back to the smelly French Lady at the font desk, who would probably be attractive if her mustache wasn’t as thick as Pugh;s beard.
And judging by the way she was looking at me it was the same look Pugh has when he opens his bag of Burger King. So I just flashed her a quick smile, and slapped a hundred dollar bill on the counter as well as piece of paper, as I looked at the woman and said in French…
LA Johnny Stylez: DO me a favor sweetheart, and tomorrow when Elizabeth Dureveaux and Frank Finelli arrive see that they get this, Thank you…Ohh and by the way lovely MuSTaChE…
I make a sarcastic face as I slide her the note and money and smile as I turn and walk away. She faintly smiles back at me as I could tell she was insulted…I admit my French is a little rusty, but I still think she got the point. Either way I turned around in enough time to catch the conversation between young Annika and her Grandmother.
Annika: But Gramma, Mommy and Mr. Frank promised they were gunna come spend the day wif me tomorrow…
I then take this opportunity to interject, because that comment caught Ms. Dureveaux off guard as she didn’t really have a reply for it, fortunately she was with me, the guy who has a reply for everything especially comments like this one. So I bend over so that Annika and I are eye to eye as I bluntly explain to her…
LA Johnny Stylez: Well Annika, I hate to break it to you kid, but your Mommy and Mr. Frank are
!!!!!F’N LIARZ!!!!!
But Don’t Worry It’s Not Your MoM’s Fault She Hangs Out With MORONZ!!!
I looked at the child as she had a look of shock on her face. For a moment I thought she was appauled that I called her mother and one of the men I am sure Annika thinks is her father, but after a few moments of silence Annika revealed to me what was really bothering her.
LA Johnny Stylez: What’s wrong Annika?
Annika: …You just said FUCK! That’s not nice!
Ms. Dureveaux: ANNIKA!
LA Johnny Stylez: No, no She’s right…I did say that, you are very smart young lady! I am sorry, it won’t happen again I phucking promise!...Oops shit I’m sorry! Ok that was the last time seriously!
Apathy’s mother shoots me a death look as she doesn’t find it nearly as funny as Annika and I do. We then make our way outside as Annika’s eyes light up the moment she sees the limo.
Annika: Is that your car Mr. Johnny?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah for the night it is, would you like to take a ride?
Annika: Where are we going…? To see mommy?
LA Johnny Stylez: Soon, very soon! Mommy is sick right now, you’re going to have to wait until she gets over her apparent mental issues! But I promise you in a few weeks Mommy’s head problems are going to be all better and you two will be able to be together again and play all you want!
Annika: Mommy is still sick Mr. Johnny?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh yeah Dear!
Annika: Are you sure? My saw her earlier and she was ok, is that why her was crying when her was here earlier with Mr. Frank?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes, that’s exactly why! See young lady your mommy isn’t happy right now! Mr. Frank makes her very very upset! But I promise you that in a few weeks Mr. Johnny is GOING TO PHUCKING FIX THAT FOR YOU!
Anikka: MR. JOHNNY!
LA Johnny Stylez: WHAT?
Annika: You said the fuck word again!
LA Johnny Stylez: Nu-uh!
Annika: YES HUH I HEARD YOU!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK I’m sorry!
Annika: Ok if you do it one more time Gramma is gunna put you in time out k?
LA Johnny Stylez: Deal! SO how about we get the ph…How about we blow this joint and go get some ice cream, or candy…Or how about both?
Annika: I FUCKING LOVE ICE CREAM!
Ms. Dureveaux: ANNIKA DUREVEAUX NO MAM!
I couldn’t help it…I PHUCKING LOST IT…I began laughing hysterically as Apathy’s mother mustered up enough courage to slap me. But it didn’t help that was too funny. Annika thought it was funny too, but did a better job of keeping from laughing as she knew it would only get her into a lot more trouble.
Still she looked down at the ground as her Grandmother looked at her with utter disapproval, but she managed to look up at me and shoot me a quick smile as I smiled back and opened the door for her to hop in. Annika got in first and Ms. Dureveaux followed but before she got in, I looked at her smiling arrogantly as I said.
LA Johnny Stylez: Kids say the damndest things don’t they?
Ms. Dureveaux: You’re despicable!
I then puckered up my lips and made a kissing sound winking at her as she rolled her eyes and turned to get in the limo.
Yet before she was able to sit down, I quickly grabbed her arm, and jammed a syringe into it and then quickly administered a little pharmaceutical cocktail to help her sleep until we got back stateside. She had fulfilled her obligation, well most of it anyway and well I needed her to remain quiet until I got these two where I had arranged them to be until Apathy and I had a chance to talk some things over.
So as Ms. Dureveaux’s body goes limp in my arms I take her and lay her across the seat on the right side of the limo as Annika looks up at me with a confused look on her face as I shut the door and we finally get rolling.
Annika: What’s wrong with Gramma?
LA Johnny Stylez: She’s real tired Annika, we have been traveling all day she is just taking a little nap!
Annika: OK, is she ok? IS her sick too?
LA Johnny Stylez: No, no she is fine dear, just sit back and relax and enjoy the ride!
Annika: Well where are we going?
LA Johnny Stylez: To go get some ice cream and candy remember?
Annika: Then where are we going after that?
LA Johnny Stylez: Some place safe, some place a little closer to home! You do miss home don’t you?
Annika: Oh yes sir I sure do! I hated it in that stupid hospital, it was always stinky in dere!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah that’s because French people don’t believe in soap!
Annika: Why not?
LA Johnny Stylez: Kid, I have no idea!
Annika: SO when do I get to see my mommy?
LA Johnny Stylez: Very soon dear, very soon!
Annika: DO you promise?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes mam I sure do, and unlike your mommy and Mrs. Frank I don’t make promises I don’t intend to keep! So what kind of ice cream do you like?
….Scene then fades out to an hour and a half later. We see the infamous cRu jet as Johnny has a few hired men carry Ms. Dureveaux onto the plane as Johnny carries Annika who is sound asleep with ice cream all over her face onto the plane. As he sets her down and buckles her seat belt he pulls out his phone and dials a number. He sits and lets it ring until the voice of his tag team partner picks up on the other end.
XXX: It’s about fucking time, where the hell have you been?
LA Johnny Stylez: Sorry DooD, but these things take time you know this! But none the less everything on my end is taking care of…So I guess that means you’re up!
XXX: GooD!
LA Johnny Stylez: So you’re ready to do this brotha?
XXX: I stay ready to keep from having to get ready Johnny Boy you know that! IN all honesty I don’t know why you always insist on these little theatrics of yours…To me it’s a big waste of time and effort when all we have to really do is just climb in the ring and beat the piss out of those two stupid skanks and just be done with it!
LA Johnny Stylez: While you are indeed very right about that X, even you must admit that sometimes it’s just funner this way! And well why you have been away things have gotten a bit personal between Apathy, Aurora and Myself and well during this evolutional phase of this company it’s time to remind those two especially that it doesn’t matter how much momentum they think they have in their favor, World Heavyweight Champion or not they need to be reminded that they are still playing our game by our phucking rulez!
XXX: Ah, you’re right, how I have missed this!
LA Johnny Stylez: SO you remember the game plan right?
XXX: Ohh yeah DiViDe and CoNQuER correct?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yup exactly! By the time the match rolls around neither of them will be thinking clearly! Apathy will be so worried about her mother and child that she won’t be able to see straight, and well Roe’s already a few French fries short of a happy meal, that when you get a hold of her and tell her she has about as much reason to trust Apathy as she does me or you that’ll really send her over the deep end…And then before you know it Feature Presentation enter this new era of pro wrestling by putting another notch on our belt by putting down the Femme FUCKDOLLZ OnCe And FoR ALL!
XXX: Yeah I have to admit though Johnnz I find it kinda weird that I’m the only person on the roster that hasn’t nailed at least one of these chicks!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well, I’m sure if you tried you could make it happen because let me tell ya it aint exactly difficult! I mean look at everything I’ve done to Apathy and I hit that shit three weeks ago!
XXX: No Johnny…NO that’s not what I’m saying AT ALL! I mean come on..DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’m XXX damnit if I wanted that I am well aware of the fact I could have had it…I’m just saying you guys might want to think about broadening your horizons when all of this is over with because well you guys are better than that…Having to pass around two sluts who are hardly a step up from groupies!...I’m just saying man…Something you and the others might wanna look into!
I laugh, and shake my head as I listen to the voice of my tag team partner on the other end of the phone, I couldn’t help it, sure it was a personal jab, but I was used to it by now. Normally his comment would usually be followed by a quip of my own but instead I just said what was on my mind..
LA Johnny Stylez…Hey X…
XXX: Yeah Man?
LA Johnny Stylez: GooD to have you back homie!
XXX: GooD TO BE BACK DOOD! I’ll see you when you get back!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yup…Sure will! LaTeR!!!
I then hang up my phone and then reach behind my ear and grab the joint I had put there as I then engaged in my preflight ritual! I looked over at the two sleeping females. How ironic was it that right now Apathy had in her possession the very thing that drives and motivates my life and in my possession was the same thing as far as she was concerned.
I was hoping we could work out some kind of a deal because either way like I said one way or the other she was going to see shit my way! Because by t he time this week was over Apathy was going to learn once again the hard way that despite what she has convinced herself as of late she has not defeated me, she is not over me, and this shit between her and I aint over by a phucking long shot!
Her stealing that title from me, and then trying to make me jealous were too of the biggest mistakes she could ever possibly make! Because this week I will have taken away from her everything that is important to her, because Monday morning the Femme Fatales will be beaten, broken, and DESTROYED, and her family will be somewhere she won’t be able to get to. And all she will have left is a title she knows she doesn’t deserve and a man she really isn’t in love with…And that ladies and gentlemen is how you make a mother phucker…
Scene then cuts to the next morning when Apathy and Frank Finelli arrive at the hospital. We don’t see the actual conversation just a look of horror on Apathy’s face and a look of rage on Frank Finelli’s face as he erupts in a rage and ends up knocking out one of the nurses and begins to choke another. As a group of doctors and rent a cops try desperately to keep Fank from killing the male nurse the woman at the front desk slides Apathy the note Johnny gave her the night before. Apathy then opens it up and reads it as tears of anger, confusion, and rage fall down her face as we get a good look at what the note says…
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
(See Ya SuNDaY SWeeTy)
Scene then switches back to Johnny on the plane as he puts his headphones back in his ears as he turns his IPOD on and turns it onto his own theme music he then closes his eyes and takes a deep breathe and soaks in the moment as he feels a feeling he hasn’t felt in the last few weeks.
The feeling of everything going his way, the momentum shifting back in his and The cRu’s favor, because this week we witness the end of New Edge Wrestling and The Femme Fatales once and for all. And thanks to the combined effortz of The FeaTuRe PReSeNTaTiOn and the rest of the cRu we usher in a new era, so join us this week and in the words of The ICON himself, please STAY TUNED and Don’T FoRGeT that
…This Has Been YOUR PLEASURE
…And While We Are On The SuBJeCT OF THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T FoRgeT…DeFinTLeY DoN’T FoRGET WHOSE
!!!!!BeTTeRTHANu!!!!!
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