Post by Styles on Feb 17, 2015 22:32:06 GMT -5
IGNITE 196
Event Date: July 30, 2014 at 5 pm
Event Deadline: July 29, 2014 at 9 pm
NEW EDGE WRESTLING
IGNITE 196
Did you really think it would stay gone? Really? Well after one year of having operations suspended thanks to an internal FBI investigation involving all aspects of New Edge Wrestling returns! Not even the FBI can keep the NEW down forever and on July the 30th the NEW returns!!! Live from the NEW Arena in Chicago Illinois back home and ready to take over the wrestling world by storm once again! Find out what the wrestlers of New Edge Wrestling have been up to during the year away from the company also witness the return of a former NEW World Champion in Valora Salinas and a Former NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion in Father Nathan! It’s a night you won’t want to miss live once again from the NEW Arena in Chicago Illinois! A night where New Edge Wrestling shows the world it can’t and won’t ever be killed!!!
THE RETURN....N.E.W....N...E...W
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesHunter Valentyne
The Image of the NEW IGNITE on HOTV banner flashes across the screen then a recap video of how NEW ended one year ago at Justice Six when the FBI pulled the plug on the Pay Per View but Jesse decided to continue to show on despite them. Then it shows the various news reports of the FBI placing all things New Edge Wrestling under suspension while under investigation. It also showed a few media bits from Jesse Styles and his team of Lawyers fighting this suspension for almost a year. Then finally the day was won just under a years time New Edge Wrestling's suspension was lifted after the FBI failed to provide much evidence to shut down New Edge for good. Now the legendary Wrestling Federation returns live inside the NEW arena in front of the rabid NEW faithful fans in Chicago Illinois the home base of New Edge.
Jill Mathews: Welcome everyone to IGNITE 196!!!!
Vince Walters: We are back baby YES!!!!
Jill Mathews: Boy that was a long year off but I am so happy to be back.
Vince Walters: I don't know I must admit I enjoyed a little time off but at the same time it is nice to be back too.
Jill Mathews: Yeah....You enjoyed playing Xbox games on X Box Live for the last year....
Vince Walters: WOMAN I AM THE X BOX KING!
Jill Mathews: Nice to see you to Vince.
Vince Walters: It's always good to see me I know Jill and of course you my dear not even a phone call to good old Vince...Nope, just a few texts and I wonder if the world wonders what Jill Mathews has been up to over the last year....
Jill Mathews: SHUT UP VINCE!
Vince Walters: She went back to her old job and starred in another PORNO MOVIE!
Jill Mathews: GOD I STILL HATE YOU!!!
Vince Walters: Which by the way if you visit my website which I will tweet out later I have copies of said movie on sale now!
Jill Mathews: Sigh......You know what fuck it you damned right I did another porn because I am a damned good actress.
Vince Walters: You call porn acting seriously? Haha!
Jill Mathews: Well it's been over a year ladies and gentlemen since I have slapped Vince Walters looks like it's that time again!
"I hurt myself today.....too see if I still feel....I focus on the pain.....the only thing that's real.....the needle tears a hole.....the old familiar sting.....try to kill it all away....but....I remember anyway....What have I become....My sweetest thing....Everyone I know goes away....In the end!....And, you could have it all my empire of dirt... I will let you down i will make you hurt."
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash continues to play over the speakers and out steps the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles himself wearing black jeans, his black wife beater, black boots, and black sun glasses. The fans are going nuts at the sight of the man who seems to be even more built then he was a year ago at this time. Jesse slowly then walks up the ring steps taking a moment to pause and take it all in. He then gets handed a mic from one of the ring crew members and climbs in threw the ropes into the ring. He takes off his sun glasses tossing them to the ring mat and walks the middle of the ring cracking a half smile.
WELCOME BACK.....
WELCOME BACK.....
WELCOME BACK.....
Jill Mathews: Wow listen to the fans here.
Vince Walters: Quiet Jill god him self has just stepped inside the ring.
Jill Mathews: Okay I see you haven't gotten over that still....
Jesse puts the mic up to his mouth but stops as the fans are still yelling loudly he holds the mic out in different directions so they could be heard even more loud. Then as they slowly but surely settle a little
he puts the mic up to his mouth.
Jesse Styles: One year.....One long fucking year..... So where to begin? Well I guess I will start with just two simple words. WERE BACK!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Preach it Jesse Preach it!
Jill Mathews: Uh, I don't think he's really a preaching type.
Vince Walters: He can be anything he wants to be for he is Jesse Styles damn it!
Jesse Styles: Now all thought my lawyers, friends, family and well everyone close to be advised against this... Well I just can't help my self so to the fucking F.B.I yeah you idiots I know your out there watching and making your little notes. Listen up and listen well first off KISS MY ASS! Second, You might of stalled the machine known as New Edge for a year but guess what YOU DIDN'T KILL US because we can't be killed we fucking refuse to DIE! For a year I kept my opinions, thoughts and just well all of my words silent with the exception of inside the bitter battle known as a court room and guess what the chains have been unshackled and this beast has been fucking UNLEASHED! I have so much to say, so much to talk about, so many subjects to cover here.... Let's start with tonight I want to say rather you love me, hate me, or at least respect me well thank you and that thank you is to all the N.E.W Fans who stuck with us!
N.E.W!!!
N.E.W!!!!
N..E..W!!!!!!
Jesse holds the mic once again smiling as the fans chant rabidly for the N.E.W.
Jesse Styles: Damn you know I might not be a guy who normally cares what the crowds have to say but tonight it's honestly damned good to hear the NEW faithful here in the NEW's home base and my home town of CHICAGO!
HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD.
Jill Mathews: Holy cow I think my ears are bleeding this is amazing.
Vince Walters: You see he is god look at the power he commands!
Jesse Styles: So the F.B.I can shove it because they might still have restrictions on us in place but I promise I will not stop until the NEW is completely free from any sanctions or any bullshit. Then again I won't stop there ether because I never stop! Now enough about those idiots we do after all have a show tonight and it is the return of New Edge Wrestling's Ignite on HOTV. I need to give mention to the return of a certain Spic...
Oh my bad I need to welcome back to New Edge "The Icon of Mowing my Yard" Valora... Also we have other great returns tonight. But, there are a few things just kind of bugging me so let's see Nocturnal let's start with this idiot....
Jill Mathews: Oh I don't know if he wants to do that....
Vince Walters: And, why not?
Jill Mathews: Noc is a scary dude hell in the year away I heard he's gotten even worse.
Vince Walters: Jesse fears no man!
Jesse Styles: I heard about you blaming all of this shit on me and all of that jazz... Well let's be real here Noc you have more skeletons in your closet then anyone on this entire roster so yeah keep talking dumb ass. Also regarding Nocturnal I would like to let everyone know in the N.E.W from the announcers, to the backstage members, to the staff, to the production members and well just to everyone that I am sick of Mr. Multiple personalties. He I guess wants to be called Alexander Koresh.....Well I got news for you here on Ignite you will not be known as god damned Alexander Koresh no....no... You are and will always be know as Nocturnal! Don't like it? Tough because I am still your boss Noc.
Vince Walters: Putting the Saddistic Bastard in his place I love it.
Jill Mathews; Something tells me Alex... Fuck I mean Nocturnal won't love it.
Vince Walters: Oh well he will have to deal with it tough shit I say.
Jesse Styles: Now moving onto the current NEW World Champion Roger Wright....
The Fans pop loudly at the mention of Roger's name.
ROGER......
ROGER.....
ROGER.....
Jesse Styles: Seriously you are going to chant that chumps name? The same guy who didn't even want to come back to NEW? Seriously our champion has no desire to return but sadly for him he has a contract and he is back. So Roger Mr. I don't want to do this anymore crybaby start acting like the damned champion and not a whiny bitch! Speaking of that title you will be defending it next week against an opponent of my choosing so I am sure that will give you joy.
Vince Walters: Roger Wright....God damned shame trying to walk out on NEW.
Jill Mathews: Hey he felt like he had done it all I can't blame the man because in reality he pretty much has here in NEW.
Vince Walters: All I here is blah blah blah I am a fucking whiny bitch.
Jill Mathews: So clever.....
Jesse Styles: Now moving onto my next subject.....
Straightjacket Supermodel by Eve to Adam plays over the loud speakers as Hunter makes his way down the ramp to rather mixed reaction from the fans. Jesse locks eyes with Hunter who locks eyes right back on him. If looks could kill both men would be without question dead.... Hunter slowly makes his way down the ramp way head for Jesse as he begins to climb up the ring steps and now into the ring taking off his leather jacket the moment he enters the ring. He now moves towards Jesse who has a smile on his face directed right at Hunter.
Jesse Styles: Well look who's joined us the man that can't get a wrestling job anywhere else because not only do they know how much of a prick he is but now thanks to me and a bearded friend he is damaged goods!
Jesse offers the mic to Hunter but Hunter did not take it....Right hand to the face of Jesse then a left hand, then a right hand knocking Jesse back against one of the corner turnbuckle posts. Hunter lays knee's into Jesse's stomach then a elbow into his face. Valentyne then begins a non stop fury of punches to Jesse causing him to fall down to his ass leaning back against the bottom turnbuckle as Hunter now begins to stomp the ever living shit out of him. The fans are a bit mixed on what's going on some Hunter chants and some Jesse chants. Suddenly a man in full riot gear climbs over the barricade getting into the ring holding a night stick catching Hunters attention and the man in riot gear stands between Hunter and the fallen Jesse.
Hunter tells the guy to move but the man does not and suddenly ANOTHER man in riot gear comes running down from the back into the ring and driving his NIGHT STICK INTO THE MIDDLE BACK AREA OF HUNTER!!! This causes Valentyne to drop to his knee's and CRACK the riot gear man that came from the back smashes his night stick across the back of Hunters neck causing Hunter to drop face first down on the mat. Jesse Styles gets helped up by the riot geared guy that came from the crowd then the two guys take off there gear it's RAY ANDREWS AKA K.O.P and RICKY CASSEL'S!!!
Jill Mathews; OH come on Hunter can't be fully healed from the fall he took a year ago lay off him.
Vince Walters: That's a thing of beauty old friends Jesse, Ricky and Ray kicking the shit out of Hunter I love it!
Jill Mathews: If this keeps on it could set back the months and months of rehabilitation Hunter went through due to last years Justice where Jesse and Pugh caused him to take a forty foot fall.
Ricky and Ray pick Hunter up to his feet as Jesse now looks pissed off and he punches Hunter in his gut several times then nails a running kick right to the chest of Hunter knocking Hunter back against the ropes and Valentyne actually ends up with his arms tied up in the RING ROPES!!! Ray Andrews and Ricky Cassel's go over getting a few shots in as Jesse picks the mic back up while walking over to Hunter grabbing him by the face.
Jesse Styles: You thought you could just attack the Owner of New Edge Wrestling? Wait I take that back you thought you could just attack the FUCKING KING OF NEW EDGE WRESTLING? Well guess again asshole for you want a piece of me? You want revenge? Well that's going to be a long hard road for you to get too there Hunter. Just remember It is I who allows you to currently remain in the wrestling world and it is I who fucking allows you to earn a good living. So in reality your bitch ass should BOW TO THE KING which is me!
Hunter......
Hunter......
Hunter......
Chants break out.
Jesse Styles: Are you fucking kidding me? I mean I realize I said I don't care if you boo or cheer but really? Cheer for this waste of life after all the bad shit he has done? Wow......
Suddenly Hunter spits right in the face of Jesse which causes KOP and Ricky to whale away on him some more. But, as they are attacking and as Jesse was about to put the mic back up to his mouth HUNTER KICKED JESSE RIGHT IN HIS BALLS!!! Jesse drops to the mat in pain as Hunter manages to release him self from the ropes but is obviously hurting as he tries to go towards the downed Jesse but Ricky drop kicks Hunter over the top rope and to the outside. Jesse then looks out at Hunter who has gotten back up to one knee and Jesse puts the mic to his lips while laying on the ring mat.
Jesse Styles: You son of a bitch you dare mess with me? Well I know what you want well one of the things you want and that's your old pal Roger Wright at Annilation..... I'll tell you what since I hate your guts and I am not a big fan of Rogers currently I will allow that match to happen but It will be I promise a brutal type of match which I will announce next week and I wonder if your fucked up body will be able to handle such a match? As for if the title will be on the line I guess it all depends on if Captain I want to walk away can retain his title or not.
With that Jesse throws the mic down to the ring mat as Ricky and Ray help Jesse back to his feet while Hunter limps up the ramp way heading for the back. Suddenly a new theme song plays HAIL TO THE KING BY Avenged Sevenfold plays and Jesse cracks an evil smile nodding like yeah that's right that's my song and it represents me.
We then cut away....
DIXIE AND AL VS BLAIR AND ROGER
2 vs 2
Dixie Clement & Al Envy
VS
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne & Roger Wright
Clark Benson: Wow, what a opening that was quite the twists and turns there. Oh, and hello everyone I am Clark Benson as most you know Ignite is no longer recorded live due to a few restrictions the FBI still holds over us when it comes to our weekly television show. With that being said I am the senior Journalist of New Edge Wrestling and I will guide you through a little of the beginning and middle of each match you will not see. For due to these restrictions you can only see the last so many minutes of the action of each match. But, that's okay because we here at New Edge got you covered. So we have our opening match of the evening it being a tag match featuring Al Envy and Dixie Clement taking on the team of Roger Wright and Blair Buchannon. There was a lot of quick tagging in the early going between both teams and believe it or not no cheap shots or anything really illegal. Shocking right? For a while Al and Roger went back and fourth showing off there skills then Blair got in one the action after Al got the best of Roger. However Roger would make a come back and Dixie would then get tagged in. The battle would rage on for a good ten minutes of great back and fourth tag action. As for move by move well use your imagination that's what we here at New Edge will tell you. But, now we will go directly to Jill Mathews and Vince Walters for the closing parts of this tag match.
The shot of Clark Benson sitting inside the NEW studios fades and we cut to ringside at the NEW arena where Blair has Dixie down on the mat and is dropping elbow drops galore onto the downed Dixie. Clement.
Blair seems pretty happy with her self as she stands back up after that last elbow drop flicking her hair out of her face. But, just as Blair turns her back Dixie Clement NIPS UP and drops Blair with a RUNNING BULLDOG!!! The fans cheer loudly for Dixie as Blair begins to attempt to get to her feet but as she reaches her knee's Dixie lays out Blair with a Buzz Saw Kick and Blair face plants back onto the ring mat. Now Dixie tags in her partner Al Envy and more cheers are heard. Al looks primed for something here as he waits for Blair to get up. Slowly Blair gets up and Al nails a spinning neck breaker to Blair dropping Blair down yet again to the mat. Al then makes the cover ONE.....TWO.....THR.....NO!!! Blair gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time.
Vince Walters: These two teams are really evenly matched but Blair is in some trouble now.
Jill Mathews: If she doesn't get a tag soon this match could be all over with.
Vince Walters: Look at the World Champion standing in his corner I am shocked he doesn't just get up and walk out like he has already tried to do.
Jill Mathews; Oh for the love of Christ will you let that go.....
Vince Walters: I do have some Christ in me that is true.
Jill Mathews: No....Just.....No.
Al brings Blair back to her feet tossing her hard back first into one of the corner turnbuckles and Al comes a charging in for a close line but Blair uses her agility to grab the ring ropes and legit flip over them out onto the apron. Al runs chest first into the top turnbuckle and Blair leaps up onto the top turnbuckle showing amazing agility as she dives off with a sky high like cross body crashing down onto Al. She doesn't make the pin attempt though instead she gets back to her feet obviously feeling the effects of the match as she slowly walks towards Roger to make the tag. Al however crawls grabbing a hold of her right ankle causing Blair to turn around and kick Al right between his eyes. Roger reaches out to try and tag Blair but Blair hasn't looked back his way now her attention is all on Al Envy. She brings Al to his feet looking for a DDT!!!NO!!! Al grabbed a hold of the top rope near him causing Blair to land on her ass without taking Envy with her. Just as Blair is about to get up Al lays a precise kick hard across her chest knocking her back down onto her back. He then tags Dixie back into the ring.
Vince Walters: Oh here comes the cowgirl again yeeeee haaaaa.....
Jill Mathews: Oh zip it if she undid her shirt you would be like a fat man at a pie eating contest.
Vince Walters: SO!
Jill Mathews; We have seen quite a bit in this match from Al almost pinning Roger Wright earlier after a Syck Kick but Roger managed to get his shoulder up, to Dixie almost getting pinned by Blair after getting nailed by Dixie's Long Arm of the Law which damned near took Blair's head off. Then we had Roger who hit a perfectly executed Spine buster out of the blue to Al almost getting the pin and Blair who nailed a really intense running neck breaker that almost beat Dixie. A lot of near falls through out this match.
Vince Walters: DAMN IT TO HELL Now you got me thinking about Dixie's rack thanks....
Jill Mathews: Hey just means more talking time for me.
Back in the ring Blair has managed to tag Roger back into the ring but before he could move in on Dixie Al came out of no where trying to nail Al with a roaring elbow but Roger ducked it and nailed a standing drop kick knocking Al outside of the ring and he landed oddly on the right side of his body as he holds that side in some fairly bad pain. Back in the ring while Roger and the ref look out at the downed Al Envy both looking a bit concerned Blair has rolled back in with something in her hands while Dixie notices her and charges towards her but Blair SPRAYS IT RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THE CHARGING DIXIE!!! PEPPER SPRAY!!!
Blair quickly tosses the pepper spray out of the ring and climbs back out onto the apron looking a little conflicted about what she just did. Dixie meanwhile is holding her eyes in pain as Roger turns around not sure of what has gone on but as Dixie comes near him WRIGHT STUFF!!!!!! Roger makes the pin!!!!!
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE!!!!
DING!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here are your winners Blair Buchannon and Roger Wright!!!!
Roger is trying to talk to Blair asking her what she did? Blair tells him to not worry about it right now as she rolls out of the ring and Roger does the same following her up the ramp after getting his NEW World title belt to place over his right shoulder.
Winner
Roger Wright
Loser
Dixie Clement
Outcome
Pinfall
BREAKING OUT THE OLD CHALK BOARD
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesRicky Bobby Cassels
We cut to Ricky Cassel's dressing room where he is seen of course drinking a Bush Light and reading some kind of comic boy laughing a little but seeming confused at the same time like he didn't know what he just laughed at. Then his dressing room door opens and we see Andy pushing in a old Chalk Board while Jesse and Ray Andrews "KOP" follow him in. Ricky doesn't even notice them as he seems very into his little reading until Jesse slams Ricky's dressing room door which causes Ricky to look up all freaked out like.
Ricky Cassels: I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN AT LEAST NOT TODAY!
Jesse Styles: What?
Ricky Cassel's: Oh shoot it's you boys give old Ricky a heart attack why don't yah?
Jesse Styles: Ricky...
Ricky Cassel's":Jesse......
Jesse Styles: We brought a chalk board in to help you better understand what I am about to tell you.
Ricky Cassel's: Ah GAW DAMN IT your firing me aren't you!
Jesse Styles: No, Ricky it's not that for fucks sake.
Ray: Ricky listen we just need you to understand some shit man so try and pay attention as Jesse speaks and I draw.
Ricky Cassel's: Wait you are going to draw?
Ray Andrews: What the fuck is that spouse to mean you think a black man can't draw?
Ricky Cassel's"Shoot no I have seen plenty of black men draw there artists especially with them there spray cans and stuff.
Jesse Styles: Okay so here we go Ricky I have heard because well you know I got eyes and ears everywhere.
Ricky Cassel's: Well yeah you are like the bah god president of these united states.
Jesse Styles: Sure, will go with that Ricky. Anyways I have heard you have had talks with the F.B.I recently.
Ricky Cassel's: I put my what in the FBI?
Jesse Styles: Talks Ricky you know conversations like we having now.
Ricky Cassel's: Oh right I understand.
Jesse Styles: So as you see now ont the chalk board Ray here has drawn pitures of F.B.I men with badges and the word BAD RICKY and NO RICKY and NO COMMENT RICKY.
Ricky Cassel's: So you want me to say no comment to you?
Jesse Styles: NO! I want you to ether say no comment to the god damned FBI when they talk to you or just tell them old stories of the south don't ever tell them any business you know of mine or your self or any of your friends in this room.
Ricky Cassel's: Pretty drawings can I buy a vowel?
Ray: Ricky pay the fuck attention before I smack you like one of my ho's!
Ricky Cassel's: ZzzzZzzzZzzZ....
Jesse Styles: Are you fucking serious right now?
Ray Andrews: It would seem so but I got the answer to that.
SCREEECHHHHHHH
Ray runs his nails over the chalk board which causes Ricky to legit fall out of his chair, Jesse to drop to his knee's cover his ears and Andy begins to cry.
Ricky Cassel's: Sweet mother of big tits! I GOT IT by god I got it!
Jesse Styles: Fuck Ray make my ears bleed!
Ray Andrews: Hey man the dude needed to be woke up.
Jesse Styles: A warning would of been nice and look at poor Andy he is crying.
Ray shrugs his shoulders and then Ray Andrews aka KOP shoves Andy out into the hall way.
Ray: Not anymore.
Ricky Cassel's: Them F.B.I boys and there badges think there something well I swear from here on out that I will have nothing to say to dem sons of a bitches of how do you yanks say? Importance? Yeah that's it. In fact I swear on my dear southern states of the U.S.A.
Jesse Styles: Good enough for me Ricky go back to your uh comic book reading.
Ray: Yeah and make sure you whoop them asses tonight.
Ricky: Will do guys!
Jesse and Ray leave Ricky's dressing room as Ricky just stares at the chalk board almost like he is studying it or in a trance who knows with Ricky...
FREAKSHOW VS HUNTER VALENTYNE
1 vs 1
Freakshow VS Hunter Valentyne
Clark Benson: What a wild outcome that tag match was back and fourth they went all amazing wrestlers in that ring however Blair obviously is still struggling with the whole trying to be a better person and went the low route there which Roger never saw happen. Looks like Dixie will be fine she got her eyes washed out and Al's side pain possible a little rib damage but nothing Al can't handle. Now we have the new comer Freakshow taking on Hunter Valentyne. Now this match has been mostly Freak Show with Hunter obviously showing signs of the beat down he got from the opening of the show. However through out this match Freak Show has not been able to put Hunter away despite many attempts and many pin falls. The fans seem to be really behind Hunter in this match and I can't even believe I am saying that.....But, as the match has progressed Hunter has made some come backs and shown some signs of life however Freak Show has to this point been more in control then Hunter. So let's join the in on the action as we get closer to the final moments of this one on one match.
Jill Mathews: Hunters back is really bothering him and well his chest as well.
Vince Walters: He's done it's that simple the guy has nothing left to give to this business he just needs to retire.
Jill Mathews: The fans don't seem to think he's done and honestly I doubt knowing Hunters desire that he is done.
In the ring Hunter is down on his ass leaning against the second turnbuckle of one of the corner ring posts while Freak Show lays some precise boot shots in directed at the chest area of Hunter then he stomps on the right knee and left knee of Hunter. Freak now backs up several feet then comes a running NAILING a running drop kick to the face of Hunter Valentyne and Hunter just falls over onto his side now on the ring mat. Freak drops a running elbow into the left side of Hunters body then pulls Hunter to his feet going for a short arm close line but Hunter ducks under it and grabs Freak dropping him with a Reverse DDT!!! Both men are down!!! Hunter is breathing heavily here as he lay flat on the mat but after a few minutes both slowly work there way to there feet and Freak drives a running knee into the gut of Hunter knocking him back several feet.
Freak Show now once again takes many steps back and runs at Hunter but he gets his head down and Freak goes flying over the top rope but managed to grab the top rope and break him momentum managing to land feet first on the ring apron.
Jill Mathews: Wow impressive that indeed was by Freak Show.
Vince Walters: Yeah not bad not to bad at all.
Jill Mathews: Hunter nails Freak with a hard right hand and now a left hand those fists have always been hard hitting fists from the man known as the Mythkiller.
Vince Walters: Well I don't know what Myth he could kill about Freak Show the guy just got to NEW.
Jill Mathews: Not the point I was making at all but okay....
Freak takes the hits managing to stay on his feet on the ring apron he then sling shots him self over the ring apron and even over Hunter he lands behind Hunter who turns towards Freak Show but Freak gets a high kick right to the side of Hunters face causing Hunter to drop to one knee. Freak Show now runs off the ring ropes and nails a double front kick to the side of Hunters face knocking him flat on his back. Freak Show looks out to the crowd with some kind of fucked up look as they don't know what to make of the man as he climbs back out onto the ring apron and up to the top turnbuckle. He measures his opponent then LEAPS OFF DIVING HEAD BUTT NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!! Hunter moved out of the way just in the nick of time and now with a last burst of energy Hunter gets to his feet and as Freakshow gets to his Hunter nails a roaring elbow to the face of Freak Show then Irish whips him into the ropes VALENTYME!!!!! VALENTYME!!!!!!!! Hunter hurt him self doing that famous move of his but is crawling over to the downed Freak Show placing an arm over him.
ONE......
TWO.......
THREE!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pin fall HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!!
Hunter rolls back over onto his back breathing deeply as Freak Show slowly rolls out of the ring holding the back of his head and limping up the ramp way obviously not happy with the end result of said match. Meanwhile in the ring as Hunter gets to his feet the fans clap fo him and his effort in the match they just saw.
Vince Walters: I swear something has gone very wrong with this world I never thought id'e see the day where the morons would cheer for that moron.
Jill Mathews; It's been a year Vince times change.
Vince Walters: No matter what he does he that man right there in that ring aka Hunter Valentyne never will!
Winner
Hunter Valentyne
Loser
Freakshow
Outcome
Pinfall
THREE OPTIONS.
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesMatthew Carter
We see inside Mathew Carters dressing room where is sitting on a N.E.W blue themed sofa drinking a beer and you hear loud moans coming from the television set. Then suddenly his dressing room door swings open and Mathew quickly looks over rolling his eyes. For it's Jesse Styles a long with his recently rehired senior assistant Andy. Jesse walks in kind of looking around while Andy follows with a stack of papers in his arms. Jesse then stands in front of the TV and Mathew looks even more annoyed as he tries to look around Jesse but when Andy steps next to Jesse it's damned near impossible.
Mathews Carter: Okay hot shot I am trying to relax before my match and you are fucking that up.
Jesse Styles: OH I'm sorry Mr.Carter to disturb you maybe I should just go?
Andy: Yeah you know what maybe we should Jesse.
Mathew Carter: *Sighs* Do I look stupid?
Jesse Styles: Do you really want me to answer that?
Andy: No sir you don't.
Jesse Styles: Shut up Andy and lay the three documents on the coffee table.
Andy does as Jesse asks's while Carter continues to try to see around them while taking a drink of his beer and now seeming more annoyed then just a few seconds ago.
Mathew Carter: Okay now just get to the damned point your fucking up my pre match time.
Jesse Styles: You look a little over weight there Mathew to many late night snacks?
Mathew Carter: Don't you worry about my weight there Baldy a few pounds over or not tonight I will get the job done.
Jesse Styles: Well then I guess you might as well sign the first contract on the table to your left incase you do for it's the deal my female friend spoke to you about.
Jesse legit throws a pen towards Mathews face and he catches it then signs it without hesitation.
Mathew Carter: Is that all? Because, I am going to win so this contract is as good as mine there captian.
Jesse Styles: Do I look like fucking Ryan Pugh? I mean seriously do I have a beard that has rats living in it or tits bigger then Jill Mathews? No... I don't think so.... Now back to my point at hand contract two is a medium one year deal with a decent amount of money involved as long as you show up for such and such dates. Oh and show up in shape not over weight like you are now.
Mathew Carter: You know if you don't get away from that TV I will be smashing your face in here very shortly.
Jesse Styles: OH here we go let's play beat up the Owner game.... I mean honestly what is everyone's obsession with trying to kick my ass? Over the years it's been the "IT" Thing to do and it's just annoying.
Mathew Carter: It's because your a jackass....
Jesse Styles: Ah clever Mr.Carter..... Okay not really but any ways then there is option three a non guranteed contract that you would only get paid for such and such dates but the money is only paid out after I rate your performance in the ring each time you wrestle. In other words it's a pay scale type of contract so I know you need to get back to your porn and all that... But, do me a favor in case you do lose take these two contracts home shove them up your ass, rip them to shreds, or sign them I don't really care just well take them home in the event you lose and don't say I never made an offer.
Mathew Carter: Is that all?
Jesse Styles: Yep and good luck.
Mathew Carter: Luck? I don't need luck and you will see why!
Carter screamed out kind of as Jesse and Andy walked out of his dressing room into the hall way. They then walked up the hall way as two F.B.I members are seen poking there heads around the corner obviously keeping there eyes on Jesse....
AREAS VS REDRUM FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
1 vs 1 Falls Count Anywhere
Areas VS "Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM
Clark Benson: Well it seems as though if Mathew Carter doesn't win tonight he will have two options left contract wise will he take ether? That remains to be seen and our best friends at the FBI are peeking the noses around as we saw with them peeking around the corner when Jesse left Mathews dressing room.... So smooth aren't they? Any who let's not forget about that match between Freak Show and Hunter somehow...Someway... Hunter dug deep down in him self and pulled out a victory. Hell even I gotta admit I was impressed by that but I also have to say I was impressed with the debut of Freak Show despite not picking up the pin he looks to be a vicious guy that will most than likely make quite the impact here in New Edge. But, onto the next match we see the return of Redrum......Also the debut of Areas a guy who has in the past made quite the mark in wrestling but can he do it here in the big league of the N.E.W? Well Redrum came out all like he was going to dominate in this match because he had the size advantage all around. Truth be told he got some good shots in early on Areas really using his height and his weight to his advantage. However Areas was like a damned bulldog never backing off and never backing down as he took a lot from Redrum but has dished out plenty through out the match. Let's go to the closing moments of this match can Redrum finally make an impactful return to New Edge or will Areas show he can fit in quite nicely here in NEW?
Vince Walters: Why do we keep alllowing that wanna be murderer back in this fed?
Jill Mathews: Who?
Vince Walters: Oh come on Mr. I once had it but I haven't had "It" In seven years Redrum.
Jill Mathews: I do not know I mean he could find it you never know.
Vince Walters: Really? Cause I am watching this match not sure about you but I am not seeing "It"
Jill Mathews: I am watching the match as well he's uh gotten a few good punches and elbows in.
Vince Walters: Yeah....That's all he has fucking done is punch.....elbow....punch....elbow.... This isn't the repeat process fucking game this is wrestling!!
Jill Mathews: Well maybe he can pick it up here against Areas but then again Areas has shown his skills through out here and has honestly been dominating.
Vince Walters: I hope he breaks Redrum in half.
Inside the ring Redrum nails the charging Areas with yet another elbow.....then a right hand to the face of Areas....And, now a left hand....The fans let him know....YOU SUCK......YOU SUCK....YOU SUCK........
Areas however doesn't seem affected by the punches or the millionth elbow as he charges back in driving his head into the gut of Redrum causing him to hunch over in pain and WHAM Areas nails a quick snap like knee to the bridge of Redrums nose and this causes Redrum to quickly get knocked backwards into the corner turnbuckle. The ref holds Areas back as he looks at Redrums nose which is well broken and blood is flowing down it.. The ref shrugs his shoulders and moves out of the way with Areas nailing a running double front kick to the chest of Redrum and then several INTENSE Thai Clinch Knees!!! Redrum looks rocked and just completely out of it as he is about to fall flat down on his face but Areas doesn't allow it quite yet he holds Rummy up in place. Now he drives several elbow shots to the back of Redrums head like a good fifteen elbows and the crowd is cheering for more. Redrum still looking like he wants to just drop isn't allowed to as Areas now uses his fists like a boxer jabs, crosses, and stiff straight punches busting up the face area of Redrum. Now finally Areas let's Redrum drop down to the mat and Areas applies his TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!!!
Redrum isn't even responding the ref drops the right hand of Redrum ONCE.....TWICE......AND A THIRD TIME!!!!!
DING!!!
DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by KO/Submission AREAS!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Wow Redrum got fucked up bad.
Jill Mathews: Areas very impressive here on his debut in NEW.
Vince Walters: Oh look he's not done yet!
Jill Mathews: Okay I think the guy has had enough....
Vince Walters: This is the N.E.W it's never enough Jill!
Jill Mathews: Oh right how could I forget......
Areas grabs the right arm of the out cold Redrum and drops back down to the mat ARM BAR!!! ARM BAR!!! HE PULLS ON THE ARM AND BAM Redrums right arm looks broken after Areas really put on the pressure for now that arm has just fallen flat on the mat and Redrum is still out of it. Areas gets to his feet putting his right foot on the back of the downed Redrum and posing like a boss.
Winner
Areas
Loser
"Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM
Outcome
Submission
A HARDCORE ICON RETURNS.
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Valora Salinas
Suddenly, the lights in the arena dim and ‘Prayer’ by Disturbed plays over the PA bringing the crowd to their feet cheering loudly. After a few seconds, Valora appears from the backstage area, wearing her trademark bandanna and her custom New Edge Wrestling T-Shirt with the words ‘The Hardocre Icon’ in bloody lettering on the back of the shirt, the numbers ‘5150’ on the sleeves and Valora’s name with the NEW logo on the front. She also wears blue jeans and, as she stands there, basking in the reception from the crowd, she breaks her usual routine, doing a little dance before hopping and running down the rampway, touching hands with the fans and leaning back against the guardrail allowing the fans to get close to her and touch her. One fan is dumb enough to grope her and Valora turns around and punches him, but doesn’t accost any other fans before making her way to the ring and sliding into the ring, coming to her feet before running and jumping up to the top turnbuckle in one of the corners and playing to the fans before jumping into a moonsault and landing on her feet and grabs a mic from a stagehand before nodding to herself and points at the announce booth.
Valora: “First of all, fuck you Vince Walters.. and Jill, that ass gets outta hand, slap the shit outta him..”
the crowd cheers louder as Valora smirks, looking out at the crowd.
Vince Walters: “Fuck that crazy bitch back! Why the hell did Jesse bring her back anyways?”
Jill Matthews: “Firstly, you wish you could.. and secondly, ummm you hear the crowd reaction? Love her or hate her, Valora embodies everything NEW stands for and the crowd loves and respects her for that. She has bled buckets for them and shed buckets of her her opponents’ blood..”
Finally, Valora holds up a hand and the crowd quiets as Valora raises the mic and speaks, smirking and letting out a small laugh as she shakes her head. “Yeah.. that’s right bitches.. THE Hardcore Icon is back in New Edge, and not a moment too soon as evidently some mother fuckers need to be reminded who the fuck they’re dealing with me. Lemme start first with that goofy retarded fuck Gravedigger. Hey, you oversized fuckin’ gorilla.. wanna know why I think I can and will beat Nocturnal? Watch the main event mother fucker and watch closely cause after I knock him the fuck out, I’ll make your ass famous. You might think you’re a big bad ass, but when you step into the ring with me, you’re just another fuckin’ victim of mine.
That brings me to you, Nocturnal, or Alexander Koresh, or whatever the fuck you wanna call yourself… Doesn’t change the fact that I’m gonna make your ass bleed, and stand over your broken body. See I’m back here for one thing and one thing only and you’re just the first obstacle to it…”
Vince Walters: “Well her mouth hasn’t changed.. we’ll see if her fighting skills have been kept as sharp later on tonight…”
Jill Matthews: “I think she can still handle herself just fine.”
Valora turns and narrows her eyes staring at the tron. “That goal… brings me to you, Jesse Styles, you bald headed piece of shit. I know, I know.. you’re pissy because it’s that time of the month and because you had to pay me so much to get my ass to come back to NEW. But I’m not done taking from you, oh no. See, you like to make your little jokes. I’m going to force the ultimate humiliation on you. I’m going to reclaim MY World Title. I’m going to be the Champion of your precious company, and I’m going to force you to acknowledge me as one of the best to ever step into a NEW ring. I beat Triple X. I beat Ryan Pugh. Al Envy, Roger Wright. Most of your little bitches in your so called mafia. I beat almost legend you’ve sent against me and one day soon, you’re going to have to have count me amongst them and I’m savor that moment. Until then… it’s open season on the fuckers on the NEW roster.. anyone fighting me will be facing one pissed bitch. After this, there are no more warnings. Now, the fun begins.” Finishing her piece, Valora drops the mic on the mat and leaves the ring, heading up to the back.
Jill Matthews: “Well, Valora had no shortage of tough words for her opponent tonight, Jesse Styles and Grave Digger. It seems like she means business and plans to go right back into the hunt for the World Title.”
Vince Walters: “Well she certainly hasn’t gotten better at making friends.. that’s for sure…”
FATHER NATHAN VS GRAVE DIGGER
1 vs 1
Father Nathan O VS Dennis Anderson
Clark Benson: Well now the Hardcore Icon Valora seems to be in rear form here tonight for her return to NEW that's for sure after hearing those words. But, we also had the match before she spoke holy cow Redrum has been taken to the hospital after that and well I have heard Jesse said he could pay his own god damned bill. So I guess that goes to show you what Jesse thought about Redrums return tonight. However lets give massive props to Areas who was ruthless and brutal in said match and even after the match was done bravo sir Areas bravo indeed. Now we move onto a match that features the return of Father Nathan O'Connel taking on Gravedigger Dennis Anderson. This match was interesting from the opening bell as Digger used his size and massive power to unload onto Nathan numerous times with huge clobbering like blows but Nathan showed little effect because the Irishman is about as tough as they come no question about that. He fought back with several great wrestling moves to get the big man off his feet many times. This went back and fourth some but Nathan has been on his game without question here while Digger seems to be doing not bad for him self but he's having trouble matching the speed and intensity of Nathan. Digger did manage to duck a leaping close line from Nathan and then bring Nathan to his feet dropping him with a huge black hole slam and that is where we will go into the action!
Vince Walters: That was quite the black hole slam I think the damned ring shook!
Jill Mathews: I felt a little rumble but this match has been that way very hard hitting from both men and Nathan is showing no signs of rust what so ever.
Vince Walters: Well his insides have be hurting after that last move by Digger.
Jill Mathews: I'm sure they are and Digger is making the cover!
ONE....
TWO....
NO!!!!
Vince Walters: The Irish Man just won't stay down and Digger looks really frustrated.
Digger brings Nathan to his feet laying it a hard right hand to the face of Nathan but he fires back with a left hand to the gut of Digger then a head butt right to the chest area of Digger which has Digger breathing deeply. Nathan has that look in his eyes a look of "I am going to kick your fucking arse." Nathan begins to attack with a fury of shots knocking the big man for a loop. With one good Discuss Elbow smash it sends Digger down to one knee and Nathan backs up several steps then runs nailing a running boot to the side of Diggers head knocking him down to the mat. Now Nathan rolls Digger onto his stomach and tries to apply a CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! HE LOCKS IT IN!!!!! Digger looks like he is some serious pain but he is fighting it and as he slowly but surely uses his power to get to his feet with Nathan still latched onto his back. Digger now standing simply just puts a little hop in his step and DROPS DOWN onto his back squashing Nathan under him!!! Digger now stands back up giving a cut throat like motion while holding his chest area taking a few extra breathes. But, as Digger turns around he see's Nathan getting back to his feet yet again and Digger just shakes his head. He grabs Nathan by his throat perching him up on the top turnbuckle and CHOKE SLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! Down goes Nathan and down he went hard!!! Digger makes the pin attempt!!
ONE.......
TWO......
THREE!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!
NO!!!
Jill Mathews: Father Nathan won't die here he got a shoulder up and Digger just slammed his fist into the mat.
Vince Walters: What a damned choke slam that was but it still didn't get the job done.
Jill Mathews: Now Grave Digger is frustrated as he is laying kicks into the body of the downed Father Nathan like crazy here.
Vince Walters: The ref is warning him cause he didn't stop after a five count Digger might want to be careful here.
Jill Mathews: Finally Digger has backed off so the ref can check on Nathan.
The ref checks on his and actually gets pushed back by Nathan who rises to his feet motioning for Digger to come on!!!!! Digger looks pissed as he charges in but is met by Nathan's boxing style punches really knocking around the big man who is barely able to keep him self standing after those many boxing like punches to several areas of Diggers body. Now Nathan comes up from behind Digger and is trying to GERMAN SUPLEX THE SEVEN FOOTER!!!! He has him up in the air but NO! NO! Digger fought it off and Nathan released his grip. Digger now thumbs Nathan in his left eye and picks him up in a torture rack like motion!!! SHOVEL DRIVER!!!!!!!SHOVEL DRIVER!!!!!! Nathan is hurt!!!!! But, Digger isn't going for the pin instead he still looks pissed as he climbs up to the top rope backwards and what's this? A MOON SAULT!!!! WHAT!!!!!! NO NO NO!!! The Seven Foot Two man missed the moon sault by a mile as Nathan just rolled a little which was all he needed.
Vince Walters: Why in the hell would a seven foot so called monster attempt a damned moon sault?
Jill Mathews: High Risk High Reward Vince.
Vince Walters: Well I will nod to the high risk part but he got no reward for that!
Jill Mathews: And, look at this Father Nathan is back to his feet with a bit of a crazed look in his eyes as he just waits patiently for Digger to get back to his feet.
Vince Walters: Oh I have seen that look before in the past....
Jill Mathews: Digger is slowly getting to his feet and he turns towards Father Nathan.
THE LEFT HAND OF GOD!!!!!! HEART PUNCH!!!!!! HEART PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit.....I swear I just saw a Seven Foot Two man go flying across the ring.
Jill Mathews: Uh, I didn't see any flying but I saw Digger drop like a rock slide to the mat.
Vince Walters: Well you need GLASSES WOMAN!!
Nathan makes the pin.
ONE.......
TWO.......
THREE!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner FATHER NATHAN O'CONNEL
Winner
Father Nathan O'Connell
Loser
Dennis Anderson
Outcome
Pinfall
RICKY BOBBY A GAW DAMNED INTERVIEW.
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Ricky Bobby Cassels
The camera returns backstage where Interviewer Clark Benson is waiting on his guest. The camera crew gives Clark the que that their cameras are now rolling and he begins to speak.
Clark Benson: Ladies and gentleman, welcome back to Ignite Episode Number 196! We certainly hope you all are enjoying the return of New Edge Wrestling... Please allow me to introduce my guest at this time... He is the Trans-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion of the world........
Ricky Bobby steps into the picture and finishes guzzling his Busch light beer. The champ then rudely tosses his empty beer can on the floor. He has shaved the massive beard he was sporting earlier his week and is no longer dressed in the tactical gear he wore early on. He is now dressed in his traditional wrestling gear of a beer t shirt, cutoff blue jean shorts and yellow steel toed boots. He has the TA title wrapped around his waste.
Clark Benson: ..... Ricky Bobby Cassels! Ricky, welcome....
Ricky turns his attention to Clark and a look of disgust crosses Ricky's face. Ricky looks Clark up and down and hesitates before beginning to speak.
Ricky Bobby: Who tha fuck are ya? And what happened to tha chick with the large honkers??
Clark Benson: *nervously adjusts glasses*. .... I'm Clark Benson and have been with NEW for years... I assume you were referring to Brandi Boss?
Ricky Bobby: Yeh, that's her name. Ya got any nude photos of her handy?
Clark Benson: No, I'm fresh out... Now Ricky Bobby, early on we saw you officially join forces with Jesse Styles and "KOP" Ray Andrews... Can you please explain to our viewers why you did what you did?
Ricky Bobby: *grabs Clark by his tie* Ya listen here Clarke Kent... It's none of yer' gaw damn business and none of those peoples gaw damned business as to why I have aligned myself with Jesse and Ray! Ya and the rest of the NEW cronies will learn in due time of our intentions...
Clark Benson: *can barely talk because Ricky still has tight grip on his tie*. Uhhh....... Mr........... Cass....... Cassels.......
Ricky Bobby: Speak up boy, I can't hear ya!
Clark Benson can no longer speak. His face is turning bright red as he tries his best not to pass out. Clark points toward Ricky's hand on his tie and then points to his neck.
Ricky Bobby: .... Ohhh right, sorry Supermang.... *releases Clark's tie*.
Clark Benson: *gasping for air* ..... Whew...... Ok let's try this one again.... Ricky rumor has it that your main squeeze, Nikki Juggs was admitted to the hospital this week because of a potential drug overdose...
Ricky Bobby: Yer a brave lil' sum-bitch ain't ya, boy?
Clark Benson: I just ask the questions everyone else is afraid to ask...
Ricky Bobby: Nikki is fine and as a matter of fact, she has been released from he hospital and is on her way to Chicago right now! My baby will be here just in time to watch her lova'- that's me- defend this here title!! *slaps TA title*
Clark Benson: Well there you have it NEW fans. It looks like Ricky Bobby is ready for his Unification Title match against Van Gorgeous and Matthew Carter..... And it sounds like The Trailer Park Queen will be joining him at ringside tonight for his title match.... Vince and Jill, back to you guys.
The camera fades away from backstage and back t ringside whew the action continues.
DEVERAUX VS MISTER BOOM BASTIC
1 vs 1
Elizabeth Devereaux VS Mistah BoomBastic
Clark Benson: Well... That was a uh Interesting interview with Ricky which had me in it! Yes I know what your thinking how could I be there but here at the same time right? Power of Television people! Plus I told you the show is recorded live currently. Now let's talk about the match between Father Nathan and Grave Digger quite the effort from both men but Nathan's toughness proved to be vital in the end not the mention that devastating Heart Punch man he needs to teach me how to do that seriously I would be fucking people up in no time!
Anyways lets move forward to Mr. uh Boom Bastic? Am I saying that right? I think so.... Interesting name for the newcomer haven't a clue what it means but yeah... But, his opponent is none other then the returning Elizabeth Devereaux! The Femme Icon her self makes her NEW return for the first time in about three years. Now this match started off with Boom Bastic well....Kind of dodging every attack Liz tried he was showing I guess what he calls him self boom bastic he would dodge, duck then pounce on Liz. A interesting tactic by Boom but Liz eventually caught him with his tactics and showed her brutal style with a series of just painful strikes she still knows right where to hit nothing has changed there. Boom Bastic though is showing he can survive her attacks thus far showing some toughness in him so let's go to the closing moments here.
Vince Walters: I still can't get over the guys name it's Mr. Boom Bastic I mean really? Really?
Jill Mathews: Really Vince....Really.... Hey maybe he's a fan of the boom boom room perhaps.
Vince Walters: Well who isn't? But, that doesn't mean you name your self Mr.Boom Bastic!
Jill Mathews: To each's own really... Now on the other hand we have Liz who is reminding everyone of why she is still the Femme Icon despite Boom Bastics attempts she has stopped them cold every time so far.
Vince Walters: She really has studies the art of where to hit a man and how to precise strike someone cause damn I wouldn't wanna take a shot from her.
Jill Mathews: Boom Bastic is taking them but he is hurting no question about it.
Vince Walters: She had almost had him beat like four times now but he each time has managed to get a shoulder up. Like right now she has him backed against a corner and is laying precise knife edge chops across a certain part of his chest and man alive his chest is beat red.
Jill Mathews: Wait...He just oh the classic finger poke to the eye now we might see a momentum shift if he can well move...
Vince Walters: He's hurt and hurt bad.
Boom Bastic LOU THEZ PRESS TO LIZ taking her off her feet and he drives her head into the mat many times seemingly becoming a crazed man with a flick of the switch. He now gets to his feet and turns away from the downed Liz leaping into the air A FLIP INTO A SPLASH!!! Impressive no question but Liz shoved him off of her so no pin fall. And, oh my Liz is getting to her feet holding her stomach area a bit but she looks well upset.... Boom Bastic to his feet now and they meet head on in the middle of the ring Boom Bastic tries to kick her LOW!!!! But, Liz catches his foot and just shakes her head giving him a look like What the fuck are you doing? She then spins him around and as he spins back towards her a Open Hand thrust right to his throat!!! Boom Bastic falls to his knee's holding his throat and gasping for air while Liz looks at him then screams he's not a wrestler! He's just a joke! She obviously doesn't think to highly of him as she runs off the ropes and boots him right in the back of his head dropping him to the mat face first. Now she shows off some agility with a twisting leg drop across the back of his head. She covers ONE.....TWO....NO!!! Boom Bastic still has some life in him despite being very odd he is tough that's for sure and now Liz kicks him in his head a almost punt like kick as he was trying to get up. He is down on his back and now she begins her GARVIN STOMP!!!! She stomps on pretty much every part of his body and she seems to be enjoying her self that's for sure. She now brings the out on his feet Boom Bastic to his feet.
Vince Walters: Man alive is she ever aggressive.
Jill Mathews: Poor Boom Bastic he has tried very hard but Liz has him hurting here and it's just a matter of time.
Vince Walters: Wait Boom Bastic with an attempted super kick out of no where but Liz ducked under it!!!!
Jill Mathews: Bastic still got a little left impressive but oh my THERE IT IS AS BOOM BASTIC TURNED AROUND Affliction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Good Night Mr. Boom Bastic.....
Liz covers.
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE!!!!!
DING!!!
DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner Elizabeth Devereaux!!!!!!!
Winner
Elizabeth Devereaux
Loser
Mistah BoomBastic
Outcome
Pinfall
ANNABELLE AT LAST!
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Blair Buchannan-ValentyneFreakshow
The scene switches over to the backstage area, and now we have a view of the gorgeous Blair Buchannan. She is out of her ring gear by now. Instead, Blair is outfitted in a short pink satin robe and a pair of sparkly white high heeled open toes stilettos; Her thick head of auburn and chesnut tresses flowed over her shoulders and cascaded down to the small of her back.
Blair is standing in front of the small makeshift sewing table where the seamstress in charge of the talent's ring attire works. She and the seamstress are going over her ring attire, which had suffered a tear earlier in the evening during Blair's match—causing her to almost have a “close call”, aka wardrobe malfunction.
Blair: “Oh lord, Betty...that was a close call out there. I hope nobody noticed!”
The two were trying to figure out ways to prevent it from happening again when their conversation is interrupted by two men dressed all in black.
Man In Black 1: “Blair Buchannan-Valentyne?”
Blair: “May I help you?”
She turns to them with her arms folded across her chest, careful to keep her robe closed.
Man In Black 2: “My name is Special Agent Meyer, this is my partner—Agent Daniels. We're with the FBI.”
Blair: “What's this about?”
Special Agent Meyer: “As you know, the NEW is still under investigation.”
Blair: “Of course, everybody knows that...but as i've said to the last guys that the FBI sent before you...I don't know about anything that goes on behind the scenes of this company...so I'm afraid that I wouldn't be much help.”
Special Agent Daniels: “We'll be the judge of that...besides, we find it hard to believe that you've spent so much time in this company without noticing SOMETHING out of the ordinary.”
Blair: “Um...have you ever seen this show? We passed ordinary a loooong time ago, sweetie. Besides...NEW isn't my ONLY venture...I keep myself busy with my other businesses...plus I just had a baby so I simply don't have the time to pay attention to what other people are doing. Which reminds me...I need to go feed my daughter. So if there's nothing left...?”
Special Agent Meyer: “Alright, well...if you suddenly remember something...here's my card. Feel free to give us a call.”
The Agent handed Blair his business card. Blair took one look at it and smirked.
Blair: “This outfit doesn't exactly come equipped with pockets, honey.”
With that Blair rolled her eyes and turned around, flipping her hair in one of their faces in the process.
The camera followed Blair as she strolled off. Then, suddenly, the camera panned back to something strange. It was Freakshow, staring at Blair from around a corner. He had a crazed look in his eyes and a manic grin on his face as she passed by him.
Freakshow: “Annabelle....my sweet Annabelle.....I have found you at last!”
The camera zooms in on Freakshow's crazed expression before fading out.
T.A UNDISPUTED TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH TRIPLE THREAT!
1 vs 1 vs 1
Matthew Carter VS Van Gorgeous VS Ricky Bobby Cassels
Clark Benson: Uh...That was weird what we just saw involving Blair all I really know to say about that.... Anyways let's talk about the match between Liz and Boombastic real quick here. Boom Bastic was quite energetic and put on quite the effort out there for his first time in an NEW ring. However it wasn't enough to handle the Femme Icon Liz she handled her business inside that ring as we have seen many times over the years. Her return really will make waves her in New Edge in the weeks and months to come because I have a feeling she's not here to just sit around. But, Boom Bastic nice debut just not ready for the Femme Icon who looked more aggressive then ever which is kinda scary actually. Now onto our current match at hand the Triple Threat match for the Undisputed Trans-Atlantic title where three champions walked in and only one will walk out as a champion. Ricky Cassels has been picking his spots in this match thus far showing by god the southern man does have somewhat of a brain. As for Van Gorgeous he has been using his size to his advantage through out but despite his size he has quite the athletic ability. And, then there's the former NEW World Champion and current X-core champ Mathew Carter he as always is showing his toughness through out this match. Carter has taken a pretty bad beating from Van Gorgeous but he keeps coming and Van looks a little winded no question. Ricky on the other hand has brought a twelve pack of Bush Light bottled beers to ringside and stopped a few times to finish some of them off. He has almost been pinned a few times though. But, this being a classic NEW triple threat match all three of them have so many pin and submission attempts that have all been broken up. It's continuing right now! Let's go into the closing moments of the action to find out who will walk out the Undisputed TA Champion!
Vince Walters: Well Ricky is laid out after finishing another beer and jumping back up onto the apron Mathew Carter nailed him with a roaring elbow sending Ricky off the apron and face first into the steel guard rail that will leave a mark damn it Ricky!
Jill Mathews: Oh right can't forget whoever is friends with Jesse Styles that means Vince loves them.
Vince Walters: You damned right woman because Jesse is GOD did you hear me? GOD! And, if you follow god then why wouldn't I respect that?
Jill Mathews: Can he make it rain?
Vince Walters: I am sure he could if he wanted.
Jill Mathews:.......Wow........Anywho we got Van Gorgeous and Mathew Carter doing battle in the ring once again alone with Ricky knocked for a loop on the outside.
Van Gorgeous Irish whips Mathew Carter into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Carter slides under the boot and actually PUNCHED Van in his BALLS while he slid under VAN!!! Now Carter is back to his feet and looking to strike while Van is down holding his well balls. Carter has a cocky smile across his face as he brings Van back to his feet and drops him with a leg sweep slamming Van down on the back of his head on the mat. Now Carter goes out onto the apron and springboards him self over the ropes and down onto VAN with a springboard leg drop!!! He makes the cover ONE.....TWO....NO!!! Ricky got into the ring and broke up the count by pulling Carter off of Van! Now Carter is back to his feet and Ricky just legit burped in Carters face!!!! Carter has a grossed out look on his face which turns to pissed off as he lunges at Ricky but Ricky side steps him. Carter turns back around towards Ricky and A Jumping head butt knocks Carter down to the mat. Ricky taps his head like that's using the old chrome dome. But, Ricky doesn't see Van Gorgeous to his feet who grabs Ricky from behind and A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX sends Ricky down to the mat man alive he went high into air and crashed hard. Van grabs Ricky bringing him to his feet MIRROR BREAKER!!!!!!!!!
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
Mathew Carter leaped at the last split second breaking the count up with a double ax handle to the neck of Van. Now Mathew Carter brings Van to his feet scoop slamming him down to the mat and hitting a rolling thunder like knee smash quite the move!!! He looks over to see Ricky using the ring ropes to pull him self up but notices how he is still struggling to get to his feet. So Carter climbs to the top turnbuckle and 450 SPLASH down onto Van Gorgeous!!!! Mathew Carter pulling out a different move from his move set that we haven't seen!
Vince Walters: Wow that was impressive and he could have it here.
Jill Mathews: I dunno Ricky has pulled him self back to his feet and looks to be slumbering that way.
Vince Walters: Yep, and damn it Carter noticed so he didn't go for the pin here comes a running close line attempt no! Ricky ducked it and grabs Carter twisting his body SOUTHERN NECK BREAKER!!! My god that was impactful!!!!!
Jill Mathews: It was a stiff neck breaker no question about it.
Vince Walters: You said stiff NICE!
Jill Mathews: PIG!
Vince Walters: Yes mam and we have a pin!
ONE......
TWO.....
NO!!!!
Mathew Carter got a shoulder up just at the last split second and Ricky spits a lump of chew out of his mouth towards the ref obviously not happy with the count. Van Gorgeous is back to his feet and HOLY COW damned near turns Ricky inside out with a running Closeline almost like a close line from hell!!! Ricky has rolled out of the ring or well the impact from said move caused his body to go rolling out of the ring. Now it's Carter and Van Gorgeous once again both men are up and Van goes for a pump kick but Carter avoids it and picks him up to his feet lifting him in the air ROLLING FIRE MANS CARRYSLAM NO!!!! VAN Gorgeous slipped out of it!! Now Carter quickly turns around but gets a hard kick to his gut and Van lifts him up THE PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!! Van now sits on the chest of Mathew Carter for the pin attempt!!!
ONE.....
TWO....
THREE!!!!!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
Ricky who had gotten to his feet on the outside finished off another beer bottle then acted like he was refueled as he quickly rolled into the ring and SMASHED THE BEER BOTTLE OVER THE SKULL OVER VAN!!! He now brings Mathew Carter to his feet who is pretty much out of it at this point ANOTHER SOUTHERN NECK BREAKER!!!!!! PIN ATTEMPT!!! PIN ATTEMPT!!!
ONE......
TWO......
THREE!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pin fall the reigning Undisputed Trans-Atlantic Champion RICKY "BOBBY" CASSEL'S!!!!!!
Vince Walters: YES!!!! HE DID IT!!!
Jill Mathews: Yeah by using a cheap ass tactic with the beer bottle....
Vince Walters: Oh shove it that was legal its a triple threat match.
Jill Mathews: Still cheap....
Winner
Ricky Bobby Cassels
Loser
Matthew Carter
Outcome
Pinfall
ALEXANDER
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Nocturnal
Vince Walters: So what’s next?
Jill Matthews: Not sure. What’s on your script?
Vince Walters: I don’t know. Wait…….Seems something’s going on in the parking lot.
Jill Matthews: We better get a camera back there then. Do I have to do everything?
Vince Walters: No.
The camera pans up and picks up on a black bike pulling into the backstage parking area. The license plate on the front says "Kor1" on it. The bike comes to a stop as the rider gets of the back of it and walks towards the camera. The man is fairly good sized. He has long dread locked hair which is tied back. He has a pale face with dark sunglasses on. He has on black jeans and a "Lost Souls" T-shirt. It is Alexander Koresh. He looks strange without his trademark face paint on.
A member of the Arena’s security rushes up to him.
Arena Security: I'm sorry sir this is a secure site. Only NEW employees allowed. May I help you?
Alexander Koresh: Can you help me? I seriously doubt it. I am an employee of the Styles regime buddy. If you weren’t some lackey you would probably know this. I am needed desperately to rescue them from what appears to be another lacklustre NEW performance by their so-called roster members.
Arena Security: Is that so, and who might you be?
Alexander Koresh has a look of shock and disgust on his face.
Alexander Koresh: You do not know who I am?
Arena Security: No...I..........
Alexander Koresh (Interrupting): "Whoa whoa whoa shhhhh. Let’s just say I am the saving grace that NEW has been waiting on to come back home....
Alexander Koresh leans over to the security guard and whispers in his ear.
Arena Security (Shocked): Holy shit MR Nocturnal. I'm so sorry I had no idea that you were coming here tonight. Are you here to see Mr Styles? Please sir is there anything I can get you; A drink perhaps?
Alexander Koresh: No no no you fool there is nothing from you that I possibly need. What NEW needs however is me. NEW needs a truly charismatic figure for its youngsters too look up too, a mentor of sorts now that Nocturnal is no longer around.........
A smile appears on his face.
Alexander Koresh: I see who I want to talk to. But keep an eye on my bike.
Brandi is stood holding a NEW microphone as the camera looks towards him. A NEW Banner is behind her.
Brandi Boss: Hello? Is this working? Am I live?
She looks quite vacant before realising she is live on television.
Brandi Boss: Hello NEW Fans, sorry to take you away from the action at ringside but I’ve got someone return to NEW backstage who is not short of a few words. He wants to keep us up to date with his actions plus what the future holds for him for this wrestling company.
She turns around and looks off camera towards Alexander Koresh.
Brandi Boss: We have Nocturnal!!
Alexander Koresh walks up to her and looks her up and down slowly before giving her one of his sadistic smiles.
Brandi Boss: Hi Nocturnal.
Alexander Koresh: What is it with this Nocturnal shit? I’ve been away for a year and you’ve forgotten my real name sweet cheeks?
Brandi Boss: I am sorry Ale……Nocturnal but Mr Styles has said that you signed as Nocturnal so we call you Nocturnal on camera.
Alexander Koresh: Oh it’s like that with El Capitan? Year off not given him a sense of humour? Maybe the time in FBI lockup weren’t happy times for him? Did he drop the soap again? Anyway, I need this time to get things off my chest.
Brandi Boss: Yes?
Alexander gives her a look of disdain.
Alexander leans in towards her before grabbing the microphone off of her. He motions for her to get out of shot.
Alexander Koresh: Get your cleavage out of the way sunshine. We don’t need your tits in shot. But don’t go too far honey as I’ve got a year’s dry period to catch up on. Now where was I? Oh yeah, this is Alexander’s time.
He turns and looks into the camera.
Alexander Koresh: So coming up tonight you will see the return to the squared circle in New Edge Wrestling the superstar Alexander Koresh. He is the greatest thing this promotion has ever had grace it.
He looks around.
Nocturnal: Hunter Valentyne, Blair Buchanon, Valora and Roger Wright?
Alexander Koresh laughs as he moves around.
Alexander Koresh: So where I start? Those guys and girls think they are the future of this company. They’ve got that completely wrong. They think that they can carry this company onto its next mile stone.
Alexander shrugs his shoulders.
Alexander Koresh: They will fail. They don’t have what it takes to do it. Someone like Alexander Koresh does though. I see that I’ve been away for a year and some of the old school Edger’s have come out of the woodwork……
Alexander looks up and down the corridor.
Alexander Koresh: Kronin and Valora are back? Why? Did they not get it last time?
He shrugs his shoulders before winking at the camera.
Alexander Koresh: Oh come on, were you expecting me to do any of that supernatural shite? NO, that was Nocturnal the past of this promotion. I am the present AND the future. I don’t want to let some cocks in the locker room trying to reclaim his place in the wrestling pantheon by using me as her way in. NO WAY.
Koresh pauses straightening his t-shirt.
Alexander Koresh: So Valora…..You’ve got the pleasure of facing Alexander Koresh tonight. And I will be the Last Person Standing!!! For without a Koresh here, New Edge has no punchline!
Alexander throws the microphone done and he leaves.
Vince Walters: Well, we knew Nocturnal was back given that Jesse mentioned him earlier, but, like expected, Nocturnal doesn't seem happy at all about the name restrictions.
Jill Matthews: He’s back indeed and definitely seems ready to take his anger and frustrations out. Given Valora's attitude as well, I think we're in for one hell of a main event!
LAST PERSON STANDING MATCH MAIN EVENT!
1 vs 1
Valora Salinas VS Nocturnal
Clark Benson: Well Alex...Errr Nocturnal sure made his pressence known out in the ring there but now the question will be what about the main event coming up? First let's discuss the terrific TA title triple threat match.
So many near falls, close calls, and just a great back and fourth match. All three put everything they had into it but at the end of the day Ricky was in the right place at the right time to claim the win and be the reigning Undisputed T.A Champion! Now the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!! Our first Main Event in over a year and it pits the returning Valora versus Nocturnal in a last person standing match! These two didn't even make it to the ring Valora made her entrance but stopped half way down the ramp just waiting for Nocturnal to come out. Then when his music hit he walked out and she screwed up his "Famous Entrance". She attacked like a tiger full of energy and viciousness but Nocturnal was of course able to endure the attack and fight back. They both went down a few times on the steel ramp and Nocturnal slammed Valora's head into the steel of it numerous times but guess what Valora ended up doing the same thing. Then they finally fought there way back near ringside where Nocturnal tossed Valora into the steel ring steps her back slamming hard into it and he took the advantage from there for a bit really putting Val's body threw hell. But, as we all remember Valora doesn't die easily not even close nether does Nocturnal for that matter. By the time we go to the closing moments here many weapons have been used and all kinds of interesting attacks have been used. Both are bleeding as they just both pulled them self's off a table they smashed threw that was wrapped in barbed wire. They are literally bleeding from all kinds of spots on there bodies but with these two that's nothing new at all.
Jill Mathews: Holy shit!!!! Nocturnal and Valora where fighting on the top rope and Valora shifted her weight into Nocturnal sending them both down threw that table a minute ago wrapped in barbed wire!!!!
Vince Walters: Hardcore Icon...Check.... Saddistic Bastard.....Check....
Jill Mathews: Now there trying to pull there poor bodies off of the barbed wire and that has to hurt!
Vince Walters: How about you go jump in some and find out?
Jill Mathews: Dick!
Vince Walters: I have one wanna see?
Jill Mathews: Hell no.
As Valora and Noc both roll out of the barbed wire table mess pieces of there flesh are torn and you can see the pain riddled across there faces. The ring has a top portion of the steel steps inside it, a few chairs, and a legit hammer inside. Valora and Nocturnal both are slow getting back to there feet but they both do finally rise. Both are bloody messes as they lock eyes and they charge towards each other. Nocturnal tried to close line Val but she used her speed to duck and leap up onto the ring ropes and flipping her self down onto Nocturnal. She gets back to her feet and Nocturnal slowly gets back to his as Val lays the shin kicks in some very aggressive kicks but Nocturnal fights back with a hard right hand and then a head butt right between the eyes of Valora. She looks a little loopy as he grabs her T-BONE SUPLEX she lands on the mat hard on her back almost falling into a couple of refs who had gloves on and where pushing the barbed wire and table mess out of the ring. Nocturnal now picks up the top part of the steel steps and waits for Val to rise. As she does he charges at her but she nails a DROP TOE HOLD and NOC'S face lands on top of the steel steps. She climbs out onto the apron and then up to the top turnbuckle while still no movement from Nocturnal. FLYING FIRE CROTCH!!!! NO!!!! NO!!! Noc rolled off the steps and Valora lands hard on them her lower back hitting quite hard. Nocturnal now sits up and brings her to her feet SCOOP SLAMMING HER down onto the steel steps back first. Noc cracks a bloody smile as he once again reaches down pulling Val to her feet picking her up in the air BURNING HEAT DOWN ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Now the Ref begins the count!!!
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE.......
FOUR........
FIVE.........
SIX...........
SEVEN.......
EIGHT.....
Jill Mathews: NO! She's UP! How in the hell do these two keep getting up? All match long despite the pure violence and brutality of this match they find ways to force there bodies up I mean my god.
Vince Walters: There both insane for one that helps... Also they are doing what N.E.W superstars do and that's dig down deep and find "It" even when you didn't know you had that much of "IT".
Jill Mathews: You have thrown that word "It" around a little today is that like a new thing for you now that we are back?
Vince Walters: Perhaps...Perhaps.... Oh and now Nocturnal has her by the throat and is choking her!
Jill Mathews: HELLO!!!!! Kick right to his BALLS!!!! That will stop the choke hold and OHH SHIT HURRICANRUNA sending Nocturnal over the top rope to the outside what leg strength that showed!
Vince Walters: I swear Valora is on the roids I used to say it back in the day and I might as well say it now.
Jill Mathews: Careful Vince.....
Vince Walters: Yeah.....I know....
Noc slowly gets to his feet on the outside and Valora comes a running SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO NOCTURNAL!!!! Noc's back hits hard against the steel guard rail while the top of Val's head smacked into it a little bit!! Both are down as the ref rolls outside and debates on rather to start a count but he starts to see movement out of both of them so he decides against it. Slowly Val and Noc reach there feet as she grabs a LEAD PIPE!!! That was laying on the ground outside and as Noc comes towards her she spins and nails him right in his gut very hard with it then drops down to one knee driving the lead pipe into his right knee. Nocturnal looks to be in pain but also has an odd look across his face like yeah this hurts but fuck it! Nocturnal takes both of his hands and begins to choke the life out of Valora while head butting her over and over again!!! She slowly back pedals up the steel ramp way while he still has a hold of her but Val still has a hold of the lead pipe and begins smashing it into the left side of his body a good ten times until he finally unleashes his choke hold!!! Valora sends the pipe into his gut causing Nocturnal to drop to one knee while half way up the ramp and AN AZTEC KICK!!!! Nocturnal drops down onto the steel of the ramp way as Valora drops to one knee obviously spent.... However she digs down deep once more finding the strength to get back to both her feet and then see's Nocturnal sit up!!! He gets back to his feet as she charges in but he kicks her hard in the gut and tuckers her under RUNNING POWER BOMB UP THE RAMP AND DOWN ONTO THE STEEL AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP WAY!!! Val's head lands hard on the steel a long with her middle back.
Vince Walters: Uh, I think that might do it.....
Jill Mathews: WHAT A WAR! But, Yes I think Nocturnal might be the victor here.
Vince Walters: Wait a minute what's the crazy son of a bitch doing?
Jill Mathews: He's not leaving her down he is bringing her to her feet.
Nocturnal drags the hurting Val over to the right side of the steel climbing rails of the EDGE-TRON he begins to climb while dragging her with him she is taking steps up it right behind him with help from his grip on the back of her neck. They continue to climb and then they nearly reach the top as Valora begins to nail him with punches and Nocturnal fights back with punches of his own. This be a dangerous game they are playing way up there as Noc moves him self onto the platform ON TOP OF THE EDGE TRON!!!!! Valora gets her self onto it as well and they begin to exchange shots one on one side of the steel platform and the other on another side of it. Both are near the ledge cause there isn't much room up there. Nocturnal nails Val with a hard elbow to her face then a hard head butt to her face and now OH MY GOD the sick son of a bitch is trying to SUPLEX HER OFF THE EDGE-TRON!!!!! But, wait a minute..... She has pulled something out fo her back pocket it's a BOX CUTTER!!!! SHE STABS IT INTO HIS UPPER RIGHT LEG MULTIPLE TIMES as he releases his grip and she SHOVES HIM OFF THE EDGE-TRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FALLS a easy 30 feet smashing through the stage off to the side of the steel ramp way where some sound equipment was as SPARKS FLY INTO THE AIR!!!! Valora can barely stand up straight looks down then looks around and she just kind of shrugs like "Fuck it" SHE TURNS AROUND AND LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!!!! PHOENIX SPLASH DOWN THROUGH THE BUSTED UP STAGE ONTO NOCTURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans....
Holy shit......
Holy shit.....
Holy shit......
Holy shit..........
Vince Walters: I AGREE WITH THE FANS FOR ONCE!
Jill Mathews: That was thirty feet Vince THIRTY FEET!
Vince Walters: I'm aware and the ref has made his way down there to start counting they might both get counted out for both of them could be unable to stands.
Jill Mathews: Shit I would be dead.
Vince Walters: I think I would be crippled but not dead.
ONE......
TWO......
THREE.......
FOUR.........
FIVE..........
SIX...........
SEVEN........
EIGHT..........
NINE............
At the very last second VALORA FORCES HER SELF TO STAND UP!!!!!!
TEN!!!!!!
DING!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner "The Hardcore Icon" VALORA SALINAS!!!!!
Valora holds one arm up in the air then just falls back down face first completely out of it and hurt.
Vince Walters: This match might represent a whole new word for HOLY SHIT!!!
Jill Mathews: Somehow someway she got up at the last split second she has won her return match in an epic fashion my god was that ever a war.
Vince Walters: No kidding and well we have just a little bit of time left.
Jill Mathews: Indeed we do let's go to a quick break as the N.E.W trainers and some E.M.T.'S check on Valora and Nocturnal.
We cut to a quick break.
Winner
Valora Salinas
Loser
Nocturnal
Outcome
Pinfall
NOT QUITE YET GOOD NIGHT.
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Al EnvyDixie Clement
Jill Matthews: And with that note we say goodnight from the NEW Arena with the end to a successful return here at Ignite 196.
Vince Walters: It feels good to be back Jill. Even though you put on a couple of pounds since we last saw each other I would still give you a rim job.
Jill Matthews: Fuck you asshol! How dare you say I gained a few pounds. No wonder your still single. Maybe you should turn gay bitch………..
Suddenly……
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!
The crowd explodes as Al Envy and his partner Dixie Clement pops out from the back wearing street clothes. They were last seen during the opening match against Blair and Roger Wright.
Jill Matthews: This isn’t on our agenda. Vince do you have anything about this?
Vince Walters: No, and this isn’t the way to end such a great show either. These two kiss asses are probably just coming out here to get a cheap pop from the NEW Universe.
Jill Matthews: Whats wrong with that!
Vince Walters: Nothing. Its as fine as you gaining a little weight…..
Jill Matthews: Got DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Al and Dixie enter the ring. Dixie stands there looking good in her Ropers and boots with her hair curled and falling to her shoulders wearing her cowboy hat. Al is wearing a training jumpsuit as he is handed a microphone
Vince Walters: Damn Dixie is fine. She looks better than ever. And she doesn’t have extra on the sides like someone else I know got over the last year.
You hear Jill smack Vince so hard his headset falls off.
Al Envy: So… you guys happy that NEW is back!!??
The crowd pops and starts an NE Dub chant. Al and Dixie smile as the roar of the crowd groes louder.
Al Envy: You see tonight proves that no matter what! NEW will always be around and survive. Not the FBI, or any cry baby piece of shit that tries everything they can do to bring this place down can stop New Edge Wrestling. This place will never die and its because of fans like you that support this company and each and everyone of us on this roster!!
Dixie shakes her head in agreement as the crowd pops for her with a Dixie chant then a resounding Envy chant then a Best in the World chant.
Al Envy: I can’t speak for Dixie here but one of the reason I am back is because of you people. Even though I along with my friend here opened a successful wrestling academy and I have other projects on tap for me I missed being in the middle of this ring. I missed the competition, the pops, everything I got into this business in the first place for. And thank you all for allowing myself and NEW back into your lives.
The cowd pops crazy again saying Welcome Back. Dixie claps her hands as Al continues.
Al Envy: You know I remember my heart surgery and coming back to face Adrien Specter, and people asked me why in the hell would I come back so soon when obviously I wasnt even close to being ready. I tell them it was because of the fans. And I remember getting blown up in like 2 minutes and Adrien kicking my ass as I lied there with chest pains……
The crowd starts to get quiet as Al tells his story.
Jill Matthews: I remember that very well. A scary moment indeed.
Vince Walters: That was real folks.Trust me.
Al Envy: I lied there while you all cheered me on. I could hear eople praying for me. And as I lied there I really though I was about to die. But at least I was going to die doing something I loved. But I remember you fans showing me all of that love, and up until recently I really apprciated that until I realized something.
Dixie starts rubbing her friends back.
Al Envy: You see I realized that it wasn’t because you actually cared about me! All it was was the fact that lets face it if there was no Al Envy who in the hell would you people try to live vicariously through.
The crowd starts to mumble as a look of rage starts to show in Al’s eyes.
Jill Matthews: Wait what??
Al Envy: You people could care less about Al Envy. All you cared about was living your lives through me. All you cared about was having someone to look up to to add something to your PATHETIC….SORRY….AASSSS FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!
The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. Dixie Clement actually starts to laugh.
Jill Matthews: My God what is happening here!!!
Al Envy: You people want to be Al Envy, and you wheeled me on to come back when I didn’t need too. You asshole tried to end my life because you all were too fucking afraid to try and accomplish something for yourself. When I was in the ring showing off my ability you thought you were. When I was laying the pipe to a beautiful woman at the hotel that night you fat toothless fucks thought you were laying your stubs to a beautiful woman. here is a news flash you assholes!! I am Al fucking Envy, your not and never will be!!!
Al hands the microphone to a glowing Dixie Clement.
Jill Matthews: He is blaming the fans for what!! My God I don’t get this.
Vince Walters: FINALLY FINALLY someone is putting these lazy, dork, wrestling mark fans in their place I love it!!!! I take it back this is a hell of a way to end this show!!!
Dixie takes the mic and paces around the ring, the crowd booing but some cheering, hoping that Dixie will quickly try to right the situation. Instead, the Texan shakes her head and laughs a bit.
Dixie: "What's the matter? Y'all dun like the damned truth!? Hurts don't it? This man, Al Envy has done more in his life than most of you would be able to do in 12 lifetimes! Shit, I myself have done more than most of you assholes will do in your entire lives! I couldn't believe it when Al came to me and told me that letting the fans run my career would be the worst mistake I ever made. But you've nearly killed Al Envy countless times. YOU people have nearly ended my career three times, not that you care about mah talent or ability. No, you wanna come out and sit there and watch the hot Texan girl beat some fool bloody! Well, I ain't here as your sex toy.. there's countless whores that call themselves women wrestlers for that. I'm here to make a name for mahself and build a legacy. And after a year away from the ring, it's clear that listening to you people won't get that done!"
Vince Walters: "Yes! I knew Al Envy would have a positive effect on that young hot piece of Texan! If she sticks with him, he'll help her climb the ranks!"
Jill Matthews: "Ugh.. this is disgusting.. Dixie doesn't need the help and how can they blame the fans for anything?"
the crowd is booing loudly now and some standing in shock as their heroes turn against them with such hatred and Dixie shakes her head egging them on.
Dixie: "Boo all ya damn want! I dun give a damn! You people are lyin' hypocritical pieces of shit! In the ring y'all cheer and cheer and root for me.. outside of the ring, I'm just another dumb redneck from Texas that probably supported Dudyah and all the crazy conservatives, right? Dun answer that. I've had more than a few of you idjits come and hurl insults at me... judgmental jackasses.. accent aside, I got brains and athletic talent. I'm better in almost every measurable way than most of you miserable pissants. So get used to it. NEW is back.. Al Envy and Dixie Clement are back. We're workin' together.. and we'll damn sure gonna do what we want, when we want.. if y'all dun like it.. well sorry bout your damn luck.."
With that, Dixie hands the mic back to Al
Vince Walters: "Wow.. I think I'm in love.."
Jill Matthews: "What the hell happened to Dixie.. I've never heard her speak with such.. hatred.."
The crowd stands in stunned anticipation as they can’t believe the trun of events that have just happened. Earlier these two got one of the biggest pops of the night. now they were the most hated people in the building.
Al Envy: Let me make this short and sweet. Al Envy doesn’t need NEW. NEW needs Al Envy! Thats why Jesse Styles signed me to another contract because he knows the star that I am. He knows that soon when my movie projects hit that a whole new audience will come in to make his ass even more money.No matter where or what I do I am going to be the best at it. I am better than each and every person in the back, I am better than any overpaid Hollywood actor in California. And I am sure as hell betterthanyou!!!!!!
Al points at the entire crowd as everyone boos.
ince Walters: He is pointing at you Jill.
Jill Matthews: I am aware. He is pointing at you too by the way.
Vince Walters: I KNOW!!! AL ENVY POINTED AT ME!!!!
Dixie laughs as Al continues his tirade.
Al Envy: The only person allowed to stand by me as my equal is this gorgeous piece of Texas produced gold right here. Dixie Clement deserves my adoration. She deserves my respect. She is the only ONE IN THE WORLD that actually cared for my well being. Unlike you fucking trolls in this crowd. Unlike those coat tail riding bitches in the back like Ricky Cassels or Roger Wright! Let me make one damn thing clear right here right now. This is a whole new NEW, and trust me a whole new Al Envy. The rules have changed here folks, and I am going to be the one that writes a new list of them. A new chapter has been started. And I swear to God I am going to do everything and anything to make your lives a living hell!!
Trash starts getting thrown inside the ring.
Al Envy: I will make sure you mother fuckers here in this arena, and those fat lazy pieces of shit watching at home will never enjoy watching NEW ever again. Hell the only reason why you would is to see just what in the hell I will do next! The Show Stealer is gone! That is a name you trash all over the world gave me. hat Al Envy is dead, and you fucktards fucking killed him. Gaze upon the new and improved Al Envy!!!
The “SuperStar” AALL EENNVVYY!!
Al throws his arms outwards and drops to his knees like a martyr. The crowd boos as trash is thrown in the ring. Some of the roster from the back come out to stare at Envy completely offended at what he had to say, including the reigning Trans-Atlantic Champion Ricky Cassels who had a look of disapproval on his face. Roger and Blair were also out there as Al looked at them all laughing along with Dixie Clement who was spewing filth at the roster.
Jill Matthews: Oh this is bad. How dare him talk like that!!!
Vince Walters: It was long overdue dammit!! This is the new New Edge Wrestling. And by God Al Envy and Dixie Clement are going make sure the rules have changed forever!!
Ignite fades off the air as Envy and Dixie stay in the ring arrogantly smiling.
Event Date: July 30, 2014 at 5 pm
Event Deadline: July 29, 2014 at 9 pm
NEW EDGE WRESTLING
IGNITE 196
Did you really think it would stay gone? Really? Well after one year of having operations suspended thanks to an internal FBI investigation involving all aspects of New Edge Wrestling returns! Not even the FBI can keep the NEW down forever and on July the 30th the NEW returns!!! Live from the NEW Arena in Chicago Illinois back home and ready to take over the wrestling world by storm once again! Find out what the wrestlers of New Edge Wrestling have been up to during the year away from the company also witness the return of a former NEW World Champion in Valora Salinas and a Former NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion in Father Nathan! It’s a night you won’t want to miss live once again from the NEW Arena in Chicago Illinois! A night where New Edge Wrestling shows the world it can’t and won’t ever be killed!!!
THE RETURN....N.E.W....N...E...W
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesHunter Valentyne
The Image of the NEW IGNITE on HOTV banner flashes across the screen then a recap video of how NEW ended one year ago at Justice Six when the FBI pulled the plug on the Pay Per View but Jesse decided to continue to show on despite them. Then it shows the various news reports of the FBI placing all things New Edge Wrestling under suspension while under investigation. It also showed a few media bits from Jesse Styles and his team of Lawyers fighting this suspension for almost a year. Then finally the day was won just under a years time New Edge Wrestling's suspension was lifted after the FBI failed to provide much evidence to shut down New Edge for good. Now the legendary Wrestling Federation returns live inside the NEW arena in front of the rabid NEW faithful fans in Chicago Illinois the home base of New Edge.
Jill Mathews: Welcome everyone to IGNITE 196!!!!
Vince Walters: We are back baby YES!!!!
Jill Mathews: Boy that was a long year off but I am so happy to be back.
Vince Walters: I don't know I must admit I enjoyed a little time off but at the same time it is nice to be back too.
Jill Mathews: Yeah....You enjoyed playing Xbox games on X Box Live for the last year....
Vince Walters: WOMAN I AM THE X BOX KING!
Jill Mathews: Nice to see you to Vince.
Vince Walters: It's always good to see me I know Jill and of course you my dear not even a phone call to good old Vince...Nope, just a few texts and I wonder if the world wonders what Jill Mathews has been up to over the last year....
Jill Mathews: SHUT UP VINCE!
Vince Walters: She went back to her old job and starred in another PORNO MOVIE!
Jill Mathews: GOD I STILL HATE YOU!!!
Vince Walters: Which by the way if you visit my website which I will tweet out later I have copies of said movie on sale now!
Jill Mathews: Sigh......You know what fuck it you damned right I did another porn because I am a damned good actress.
Vince Walters: You call porn acting seriously? Haha!
Jill Mathews: Well it's been over a year ladies and gentlemen since I have slapped Vince Walters looks like it's that time again!
"I hurt myself today.....too see if I still feel....I focus on the pain.....the only thing that's real.....the needle tears a hole.....the old familiar sting.....try to kill it all away....but....I remember anyway....What have I become....My sweetest thing....Everyone I know goes away....In the end!....And, you could have it all my empire of dirt... I will let you down i will make you hurt."
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash continues to play over the speakers and out steps the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles himself wearing black jeans, his black wife beater, black boots, and black sun glasses. The fans are going nuts at the sight of the man who seems to be even more built then he was a year ago at this time. Jesse slowly then walks up the ring steps taking a moment to pause and take it all in. He then gets handed a mic from one of the ring crew members and climbs in threw the ropes into the ring. He takes off his sun glasses tossing them to the ring mat and walks the middle of the ring cracking a half smile.
WELCOME BACK.....
WELCOME BACK.....
WELCOME BACK.....
Jill Mathews: Wow listen to the fans here.
Vince Walters: Quiet Jill god him self has just stepped inside the ring.
Jill Mathews: Okay I see you haven't gotten over that still....
Jesse puts the mic up to his mouth but stops as the fans are still yelling loudly he holds the mic out in different directions so they could be heard even more loud. Then as they slowly but surely settle a little
he puts the mic up to his mouth.
Jesse Styles: One year.....One long fucking year..... So where to begin? Well I guess I will start with just two simple words. WERE BACK!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Preach it Jesse Preach it!
Jill Mathews: Uh, I don't think he's really a preaching type.
Vince Walters: He can be anything he wants to be for he is Jesse Styles damn it!
Jesse Styles: Now all thought my lawyers, friends, family and well everyone close to be advised against this... Well I just can't help my self so to the fucking F.B.I yeah you idiots I know your out there watching and making your little notes. Listen up and listen well first off KISS MY ASS! Second, You might of stalled the machine known as New Edge for a year but guess what YOU DIDN'T KILL US because we can't be killed we fucking refuse to DIE! For a year I kept my opinions, thoughts and just well all of my words silent with the exception of inside the bitter battle known as a court room and guess what the chains have been unshackled and this beast has been fucking UNLEASHED! I have so much to say, so much to talk about, so many subjects to cover here.... Let's start with tonight I want to say rather you love me, hate me, or at least respect me well thank you and that thank you is to all the N.E.W Fans who stuck with us!
N.E.W!!!
N.E.W!!!!
N..E..W!!!!!!
Jesse holds the mic once again smiling as the fans chant rabidly for the N.E.W.
Jesse Styles: Damn you know I might not be a guy who normally cares what the crowds have to say but tonight it's honestly damned good to hear the NEW faithful here in the NEW's home base and my home town of CHICAGO!
HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD.
Jill Mathews: Holy cow I think my ears are bleeding this is amazing.
Vince Walters: You see he is god look at the power he commands!
Jesse Styles: So the F.B.I can shove it because they might still have restrictions on us in place but I promise I will not stop until the NEW is completely free from any sanctions or any bullshit. Then again I won't stop there ether because I never stop! Now enough about those idiots we do after all have a show tonight and it is the return of New Edge Wrestling's Ignite on HOTV. I need to give mention to the return of a certain Spic...
Oh my bad I need to welcome back to New Edge "The Icon of Mowing my Yard" Valora... Also we have other great returns tonight. But, there are a few things just kind of bugging me so let's see Nocturnal let's start with this idiot....
Jill Mathews: Oh I don't know if he wants to do that....
Vince Walters: And, why not?
Jill Mathews: Noc is a scary dude hell in the year away I heard he's gotten even worse.
Vince Walters: Jesse fears no man!
Jesse Styles: I heard about you blaming all of this shit on me and all of that jazz... Well let's be real here Noc you have more skeletons in your closet then anyone on this entire roster so yeah keep talking dumb ass. Also regarding Nocturnal I would like to let everyone know in the N.E.W from the announcers, to the backstage members, to the staff, to the production members and well just to everyone that I am sick of Mr. Multiple personalties. He I guess wants to be called Alexander Koresh.....Well I got news for you here on Ignite you will not be known as god damned Alexander Koresh no....no... You are and will always be know as Nocturnal! Don't like it? Tough because I am still your boss Noc.
Vince Walters: Putting the Saddistic Bastard in his place I love it.
Jill Mathews; Something tells me Alex... Fuck I mean Nocturnal won't love it.
Vince Walters: Oh well he will have to deal with it tough shit I say.
Jesse Styles: Now moving onto the current NEW World Champion Roger Wright....
The Fans pop loudly at the mention of Roger's name.
ROGER......
ROGER.....
ROGER.....
Jesse Styles: Seriously you are going to chant that chumps name? The same guy who didn't even want to come back to NEW? Seriously our champion has no desire to return but sadly for him he has a contract and he is back. So Roger Mr. I don't want to do this anymore crybaby start acting like the damned champion and not a whiny bitch! Speaking of that title you will be defending it next week against an opponent of my choosing so I am sure that will give you joy.
Vince Walters: Roger Wright....God damned shame trying to walk out on NEW.
Jill Mathews: Hey he felt like he had done it all I can't blame the man because in reality he pretty much has here in NEW.
Vince Walters: All I here is blah blah blah I am a fucking whiny bitch.
Jill Mathews: So clever.....
Jesse Styles: Now moving onto my next subject.....
Straightjacket Supermodel by Eve to Adam plays over the loud speakers as Hunter makes his way down the ramp to rather mixed reaction from the fans. Jesse locks eyes with Hunter who locks eyes right back on him. If looks could kill both men would be without question dead.... Hunter slowly makes his way down the ramp way head for Jesse as he begins to climb up the ring steps and now into the ring taking off his leather jacket the moment he enters the ring. He now moves towards Jesse who has a smile on his face directed right at Hunter.
Jesse Styles: Well look who's joined us the man that can't get a wrestling job anywhere else because not only do they know how much of a prick he is but now thanks to me and a bearded friend he is damaged goods!
Jesse offers the mic to Hunter but Hunter did not take it....Right hand to the face of Jesse then a left hand, then a right hand knocking Jesse back against one of the corner turnbuckle posts. Hunter lays knee's into Jesse's stomach then a elbow into his face. Valentyne then begins a non stop fury of punches to Jesse causing him to fall down to his ass leaning back against the bottom turnbuckle as Hunter now begins to stomp the ever living shit out of him. The fans are a bit mixed on what's going on some Hunter chants and some Jesse chants. Suddenly a man in full riot gear climbs over the barricade getting into the ring holding a night stick catching Hunters attention and the man in riot gear stands between Hunter and the fallen Jesse.
Hunter tells the guy to move but the man does not and suddenly ANOTHER man in riot gear comes running down from the back into the ring and driving his NIGHT STICK INTO THE MIDDLE BACK AREA OF HUNTER!!! This causes Valentyne to drop to his knee's and CRACK the riot gear man that came from the back smashes his night stick across the back of Hunters neck causing Hunter to drop face first down on the mat. Jesse Styles gets helped up by the riot geared guy that came from the crowd then the two guys take off there gear it's RAY ANDREWS AKA K.O.P and RICKY CASSEL'S!!!
Jill Mathews; OH come on Hunter can't be fully healed from the fall he took a year ago lay off him.
Vince Walters: That's a thing of beauty old friends Jesse, Ricky and Ray kicking the shit out of Hunter I love it!
Jill Mathews: If this keeps on it could set back the months and months of rehabilitation Hunter went through due to last years Justice where Jesse and Pugh caused him to take a forty foot fall.
Ricky and Ray pick Hunter up to his feet as Jesse now looks pissed off and he punches Hunter in his gut several times then nails a running kick right to the chest of Hunter knocking Hunter back against the ropes and Valentyne actually ends up with his arms tied up in the RING ROPES!!! Ray Andrews and Ricky Cassel's go over getting a few shots in as Jesse picks the mic back up while walking over to Hunter grabbing him by the face.
Jesse Styles: You thought you could just attack the Owner of New Edge Wrestling? Wait I take that back you thought you could just attack the FUCKING KING OF NEW EDGE WRESTLING? Well guess again asshole for you want a piece of me? You want revenge? Well that's going to be a long hard road for you to get too there Hunter. Just remember It is I who allows you to currently remain in the wrestling world and it is I who fucking allows you to earn a good living. So in reality your bitch ass should BOW TO THE KING which is me!
Hunter......
Hunter......
Hunter......
Chants break out.
Jesse Styles: Are you fucking kidding me? I mean I realize I said I don't care if you boo or cheer but really? Cheer for this waste of life after all the bad shit he has done? Wow......
Suddenly Hunter spits right in the face of Jesse which causes KOP and Ricky to whale away on him some more. But, as they are attacking and as Jesse was about to put the mic back up to his mouth HUNTER KICKED JESSE RIGHT IN HIS BALLS!!! Jesse drops to the mat in pain as Hunter manages to release him self from the ropes but is obviously hurting as he tries to go towards the downed Jesse but Ricky drop kicks Hunter over the top rope and to the outside. Jesse then looks out at Hunter who has gotten back up to one knee and Jesse puts the mic to his lips while laying on the ring mat.
Jesse Styles: You son of a bitch you dare mess with me? Well I know what you want well one of the things you want and that's your old pal Roger Wright at Annilation..... I'll tell you what since I hate your guts and I am not a big fan of Rogers currently I will allow that match to happen but It will be I promise a brutal type of match which I will announce next week and I wonder if your fucked up body will be able to handle such a match? As for if the title will be on the line I guess it all depends on if Captain I want to walk away can retain his title or not.
With that Jesse throws the mic down to the ring mat as Ricky and Ray help Jesse back to his feet while Hunter limps up the ramp way heading for the back. Suddenly a new theme song plays HAIL TO THE KING BY Avenged Sevenfold plays and Jesse cracks an evil smile nodding like yeah that's right that's my song and it represents me.
We then cut away....
DIXIE AND AL VS BLAIR AND ROGER
2 vs 2
Dixie Clement & Al Envy
VS
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne & Roger Wright
Clark Benson: Wow, what a opening that was quite the twists and turns there. Oh, and hello everyone I am Clark Benson as most you know Ignite is no longer recorded live due to a few restrictions the FBI still holds over us when it comes to our weekly television show. With that being said I am the senior Journalist of New Edge Wrestling and I will guide you through a little of the beginning and middle of each match you will not see. For due to these restrictions you can only see the last so many minutes of the action of each match. But, that's okay because we here at New Edge got you covered. So we have our opening match of the evening it being a tag match featuring Al Envy and Dixie Clement taking on the team of Roger Wright and Blair Buchannon. There was a lot of quick tagging in the early going between both teams and believe it or not no cheap shots or anything really illegal. Shocking right? For a while Al and Roger went back and fourth showing off there skills then Blair got in one the action after Al got the best of Roger. However Roger would make a come back and Dixie would then get tagged in. The battle would rage on for a good ten minutes of great back and fourth tag action. As for move by move well use your imagination that's what we here at New Edge will tell you. But, now we will go directly to Jill Mathews and Vince Walters for the closing parts of this tag match.
The shot of Clark Benson sitting inside the NEW studios fades and we cut to ringside at the NEW arena where Blair has Dixie down on the mat and is dropping elbow drops galore onto the downed Dixie. Clement.
Blair seems pretty happy with her self as she stands back up after that last elbow drop flicking her hair out of her face. But, just as Blair turns her back Dixie Clement NIPS UP and drops Blair with a RUNNING BULLDOG!!! The fans cheer loudly for Dixie as Blair begins to attempt to get to her feet but as she reaches her knee's Dixie lays out Blair with a Buzz Saw Kick and Blair face plants back onto the ring mat. Now Dixie tags in her partner Al Envy and more cheers are heard. Al looks primed for something here as he waits for Blair to get up. Slowly Blair gets up and Al nails a spinning neck breaker to Blair dropping Blair down yet again to the mat. Al then makes the cover ONE.....TWO.....THR.....NO!!! Blair gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time.
Vince Walters: These two teams are really evenly matched but Blair is in some trouble now.
Jill Mathews: If she doesn't get a tag soon this match could be all over with.
Vince Walters: Look at the World Champion standing in his corner I am shocked he doesn't just get up and walk out like he has already tried to do.
Jill Mathews; Oh for the love of Christ will you let that go.....
Vince Walters: I do have some Christ in me that is true.
Jill Mathews: No....Just.....No.
Al brings Blair back to her feet tossing her hard back first into one of the corner turnbuckles and Al comes a charging in for a close line but Blair uses her agility to grab the ring ropes and legit flip over them out onto the apron. Al runs chest first into the top turnbuckle and Blair leaps up onto the top turnbuckle showing amazing agility as she dives off with a sky high like cross body crashing down onto Al. She doesn't make the pin attempt though instead she gets back to her feet obviously feeling the effects of the match as she slowly walks towards Roger to make the tag. Al however crawls grabbing a hold of her right ankle causing Blair to turn around and kick Al right between his eyes. Roger reaches out to try and tag Blair but Blair hasn't looked back his way now her attention is all on Al Envy. She brings Al to his feet looking for a DDT!!!NO!!! Al grabbed a hold of the top rope near him causing Blair to land on her ass without taking Envy with her. Just as Blair is about to get up Al lays a precise kick hard across her chest knocking her back down onto her back. He then tags Dixie back into the ring.
Vince Walters: Oh here comes the cowgirl again yeeeee haaaaa.....
Jill Mathews: Oh zip it if she undid her shirt you would be like a fat man at a pie eating contest.
Vince Walters: SO!
Jill Mathews; We have seen quite a bit in this match from Al almost pinning Roger Wright earlier after a Syck Kick but Roger managed to get his shoulder up, to Dixie almost getting pinned by Blair after getting nailed by Dixie's Long Arm of the Law which damned near took Blair's head off. Then we had Roger who hit a perfectly executed Spine buster out of the blue to Al almost getting the pin and Blair who nailed a really intense running neck breaker that almost beat Dixie. A lot of near falls through out this match.
Vince Walters: DAMN IT TO HELL Now you got me thinking about Dixie's rack thanks....
Jill Mathews: Hey just means more talking time for me.
Back in the ring Blair has managed to tag Roger back into the ring but before he could move in on Dixie Al came out of no where trying to nail Al with a roaring elbow but Roger ducked it and nailed a standing drop kick knocking Al outside of the ring and he landed oddly on the right side of his body as he holds that side in some fairly bad pain. Back in the ring while Roger and the ref look out at the downed Al Envy both looking a bit concerned Blair has rolled back in with something in her hands while Dixie notices her and charges towards her but Blair SPRAYS IT RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THE CHARGING DIXIE!!! PEPPER SPRAY!!!
Blair quickly tosses the pepper spray out of the ring and climbs back out onto the apron looking a little conflicted about what she just did. Dixie meanwhile is holding her eyes in pain as Roger turns around not sure of what has gone on but as Dixie comes near him WRIGHT STUFF!!!!!! Roger makes the pin!!!!!
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE!!!!
DING!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here are your winners Blair Buchannon and Roger Wright!!!!
Roger is trying to talk to Blair asking her what she did? Blair tells him to not worry about it right now as she rolls out of the ring and Roger does the same following her up the ramp after getting his NEW World title belt to place over his right shoulder.
Winner
Roger Wright
Loser
Dixie Clement
Outcome
Pinfall
BREAKING OUT THE OLD CHALK BOARD
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesRicky Bobby Cassels
We cut to Ricky Cassel's dressing room where he is seen of course drinking a Bush Light and reading some kind of comic boy laughing a little but seeming confused at the same time like he didn't know what he just laughed at. Then his dressing room door opens and we see Andy pushing in a old Chalk Board while Jesse and Ray Andrews "KOP" follow him in. Ricky doesn't even notice them as he seems very into his little reading until Jesse slams Ricky's dressing room door which causes Ricky to look up all freaked out like.
Ricky Cassels: I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN AT LEAST NOT TODAY!
Jesse Styles: What?
Ricky Cassel's: Oh shoot it's you boys give old Ricky a heart attack why don't yah?
Jesse Styles: Ricky...
Ricky Cassel's":Jesse......
Jesse Styles: We brought a chalk board in to help you better understand what I am about to tell you.
Ricky Cassel's: Ah GAW DAMN IT your firing me aren't you!
Jesse Styles: No, Ricky it's not that for fucks sake.
Ray: Ricky listen we just need you to understand some shit man so try and pay attention as Jesse speaks and I draw.
Ricky Cassel's: Wait you are going to draw?
Ray Andrews: What the fuck is that spouse to mean you think a black man can't draw?
Ricky Cassel's"Shoot no I have seen plenty of black men draw there artists especially with them there spray cans and stuff.
Jesse Styles: Okay so here we go Ricky I have heard because well you know I got eyes and ears everywhere.
Ricky Cassel's: Well yeah you are like the bah god president of these united states.
Jesse Styles: Sure, will go with that Ricky. Anyways I have heard you have had talks with the F.B.I recently.
Ricky Cassel's: I put my what in the FBI?
Jesse Styles: Talks Ricky you know conversations like we having now.
Ricky Cassel's: Oh right I understand.
Jesse Styles: So as you see now ont the chalk board Ray here has drawn pitures of F.B.I men with badges and the word BAD RICKY and NO RICKY and NO COMMENT RICKY.
Ricky Cassel's: So you want me to say no comment to you?
Jesse Styles: NO! I want you to ether say no comment to the god damned FBI when they talk to you or just tell them old stories of the south don't ever tell them any business you know of mine or your self or any of your friends in this room.
Ricky Cassel's: Pretty drawings can I buy a vowel?
Ray: Ricky pay the fuck attention before I smack you like one of my ho's!
Ricky Cassel's: ZzzzZzzzZzzZ....
Jesse Styles: Are you fucking serious right now?
Ray Andrews: It would seem so but I got the answer to that.
SCREEECHHHHHHH
Ray runs his nails over the chalk board which causes Ricky to legit fall out of his chair, Jesse to drop to his knee's cover his ears and Andy begins to cry.
Ricky Cassel's: Sweet mother of big tits! I GOT IT by god I got it!
Jesse Styles: Fuck Ray make my ears bleed!
Ray Andrews: Hey man the dude needed to be woke up.
Jesse Styles: A warning would of been nice and look at poor Andy he is crying.
Ray shrugs his shoulders and then Ray Andrews aka KOP shoves Andy out into the hall way.
Ray: Not anymore.
Ricky Cassel's: Them F.B.I boys and there badges think there something well I swear from here on out that I will have nothing to say to dem sons of a bitches of how do you yanks say? Importance? Yeah that's it. In fact I swear on my dear southern states of the U.S.A.
Jesse Styles: Good enough for me Ricky go back to your uh comic book reading.
Ray: Yeah and make sure you whoop them asses tonight.
Ricky: Will do guys!
Jesse and Ray leave Ricky's dressing room as Ricky just stares at the chalk board almost like he is studying it or in a trance who knows with Ricky...
FREAKSHOW VS HUNTER VALENTYNE
1 vs 1
Freakshow VS Hunter Valentyne
Clark Benson: What a wild outcome that tag match was back and fourth they went all amazing wrestlers in that ring however Blair obviously is still struggling with the whole trying to be a better person and went the low route there which Roger never saw happen. Looks like Dixie will be fine she got her eyes washed out and Al's side pain possible a little rib damage but nothing Al can't handle. Now we have the new comer Freakshow taking on Hunter Valentyne. Now this match has been mostly Freak Show with Hunter obviously showing signs of the beat down he got from the opening of the show. However through out this match Freak Show has not been able to put Hunter away despite many attempts and many pin falls. The fans seem to be really behind Hunter in this match and I can't even believe I am saying that.....But, as the match has progressed Hunter has made some come backs and shown some signs of life however Freak Show has to this point been more in control then Hunter. So let's join the in on the action as we get closer to the final moments of this one on one match.
Jill Mathews: Hunters back is really bothering him and well his chest as well.
Vince Walters: He's done it's that simple the guy has nothing left to give to this business he just needs to retire.
Jill Mathews: The fans don't seem to think he's done and honestly I doubt knowing Hunters desire that he is done.
In the ring Hunter is down on his ass leaning against the second turnbuckle of one of the corner ring posts while Freak Show lays some precise boot shots in directed at the chest area of Hunter then he stomps on the right knee and left knee of Hunter. Freak now backs up several feet then comes a running NAILING a running drop kick to the face of Hunter Valentyne and Hunter just falls over onto his side now on the ring mat. Freak drops a running elbow into the left side of Hunters body then pulls Hunter to his feet going for a short arm close line but Hunter ducks under it and grabs Freak dropping him with a Reverse DDT!!! Both men are down!!! Hunter is breathing heavily here as he lay flat on the mat but after a few minutes both slowly work there way to there feet and Freak drives a running knee into the gut of Hunter knocking him back several feet.
Freak Show now once again takes many steps back and runs at Hunter but he gets his head down and Freak goes flying over the top rope but managed to grab the top rope and break him momentum managing to land feet first on the ring apron.
Jill Mathews: Wow impressive that indeed was by Freak Show.
Vince Walters: Yeah not bad not to bad at all.
Jill Mathews: Hunter nails Freak with a hard right hand and now a left hand those fists have always been hard hitting fists from the man known as the Mythkiller.
Vince Walters: Well I don't know what Myth he could kill about Freak Show the guy just got to NEW.
Jill Mathews: Not the point I was making at all but okay....
Freak takes the hits managing to stay on his feet on the ring apron he then sling shots him self over the ring apron and even over Hunter he lands behind Hunter who turns towards Freak Show but Freak gets a high kick right to the side of Hunters face causing Hunter to drop to one knee. Freak Show now runs off the ring ropes and nails a double front kick to the side of Hunters face knocking him flat on his back. Freak Show looks out to the crowd with some kind of fucked up look as they don't know what to make of the man as he climbs back out onto the ring apron and up to the top turnbuckle. He measures his opponent then LEAPS OFF DIVING HEAD BUTT NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!! Hunter moved out of the way just in the nick of time and now with a last burst of energy Hunter gets to his feet and as Freakshow gets to his Hunter nails a roaring elbow to the face of Freak Show then Irish whips him into the ropes VALENTYME!!!!! VALENTYME!!!!!!!! Hunter hurt him self doing that famous move of his but is crawling over to the downed Freak Show placing an arm over him.
ONE......
TWO.......
THREE!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pin fall HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!!
Hunter rolls back over onto his back breathing deeply as Freak Show slowly rolls out of the ring holding the back of his head and limping up the ramp way obviously not happy with the end result of said match. Meanwhile in the ring as Hunter gets to his feet the fans clap fo him and his effort in the match they just saw.
Vince Walters: I swear something has gone very wrong with this world I never thought id'e see the day where the morons would cheer for that moron.
Jill Mathews; It's been a year Vince times change.
Vince Walters: No matter what he does he that man right there in that ring aka Hunter Valentyne never will!
Winner
Hunter Valentyne
Loser
Freakshow
Outcome
Pinfall
THREE OPTIONS.
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesMatthew Carter
We see inside Mathew Carters dressing room where is sitting on a N.E.W blue themed sofa drinking a beer and you hear loud moans coming from the television set. Then suddenly his dressing room door swings open and Mathew quickly looks over rolling his eyes. For it's Jesse Styles a long with his recently rehired senior assistant Andy. Jesse walks in kind of looking around while Andy follows with a stack of papers in his arms. Jesse then stands in front of the TV and Mathew looks even more annoyed as he tries to look around Jesse but when Andy steps next to Jesse it's damned near impossible.
Mathews Carter: Okay hot shot I am trying to relax before my match and you are fucking that up.
Jesse Styles: OH I'm sorry Mr.Carter to disturb you maybe I should just go?
Andy: Yeah you know what maybe we should Jesse.
Mathew Carter: *Sighs* Do I look stupid?
Jesse Styles: Do you really want me to answer that?
Andy: No sir you don't.
Jesse Styles: Shut up Andy and lay the three documents on the coffee table.
Andy does as Jesse asks's while Carter continues to try to see around them while taking a drink of his beer and now seeming more annoyed then just a few seconds ago.
Mathew Carter: Okay now just get to the damned point your fucking up my pre match time.
Jesse Styles: You look a little over weight there Mathew to many late night snacks?
Mathew Carter: Don't you worry about my weight there Baldy a few pounds over or not tonight I will get the job done.
Jesse Styles: Well then I guess you might as well sign the first contract on the table to your left incase you do for it's the deal my female friend spoke to you about.
Jesse legit throws a pen towards Mathews face and he catches it then signs it without hesitation.
Mathew Carter: Is that all? Because, I am going to win so this contract is as good as mine there captian.
Jesse Styles: Do I look like fucking Ryan Pugh? I mean seriously do I have a beard that has rats living in it or tits bigger then Jill Mathews? No... I don't think so.... Now back to my point at hand contract two is a medium one year deal with a decent amount of money involved as long as you show up for such and such dates. Oh and show up in shape not over weight like you are now.
Mathew Carter: You know if you don't get away from that TV I will be smashing your face in here very shortly.
Jesse Styles: OH here we go let's play beat up the Owner game.... I mean honestly what is everyone's obsession with trying to kick my ass? Over the years it's been the "IT" Thing to do and it's just annoying.
Mathew Carter: It's because your a jackass....
Jesse Styles: Ah clever Mr.Carter..... Okay not really but any ways then there is option three a non guranteed contract that you would only get paid for such and such dates but the money is only paid out after I rate your performance in the ring each time you wrestle. In other words it's a pay scale type of contract so I know you need to get back to your porn and all that... But, do me a favor in case you do lose take these two contracts home shove them up your ass, rip them to shreds, or sign them I don't really care just well take them home in the event you lose and don't say I never made an offer.
Mathew Carter: Is that all?
Jesse Styles: Yep and good luck.
Mathew Carter: Luck? I don't need luck and you will see why!
Carter screamed out kind of as Jesse and Andy walked out of his dressing room into the hall way. They then walked up the hall way as two F.B.I members are seen poking there heads around the corner obviously keeping there eyes on Jesse....
AREAS VS REDRUM FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
1 vs 1 Falls Count Anywhere
Areas VS "Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM
Clark Benson: Well it seems as though if Mathew Carter doesn't win tonight he will have two options left contract wise will he take ether? That remains to be seen and our best friends at the FBI are peeking the noses around as we saw with them peeking around the corner when Jesse left Mathews dressing room.... So smooth aren't they? Any who let's not forget about that match between Freak Show and Hunter somehow...Someway... Hunter dug deep down in him self and pulled out a victory. Hell even I gotta admit I was impressed by that but I also have to say I was impressed with the debut of Freak Show despite not picking up the pin he looks to be a vicious guy that will most than likely make quite the impact here in New Edge. But, onto the next match we see the return of Redrum......Also the debut of Areas a guy who has in the past made quite the mark in wrestling but can he do it here in the big league of the N.E.W? Well Redrum came out all like he was going to dominate in this match because he had the size advantage all around. Truth be told he got some good shots in early on Areas really using his height and his weight to his advantage. However Areas was like a damned bulldog never backing off and never backing down as he took a lot from Redrum but has dished out plenty through out the match. Let's go to the closing moments of this match can Redrum finally make an impactful return to New Edge or will Areas show he can fit in quite nicely here in NEW?
Vince Walters: Why do we keep alllowing that wanna be murderer back in this fed?
Jill Mathews: Who?
Vince Walters: Oh come on Mr. I once had it but I haven't had "It" In seven years Redrum.
Jill Mathews: I do not know I mean he could find it you never know.
Vince Walters: Really? Cause I am watching this match not sure about you but I am not seeing "It"
Jill Mathews: I am watching the match as well he's uh gotten a few good punches and elbows in.
Vince Walters: Yeah....That's all he has fucking done is punch.....elbow....punch....elbow.... This isn't the repeat process fucking game this is wrestling!!
Jill Mathews: Well maybe he can pick it up here against Areas but then again Areas has shown his skills through out here and has honestly been dominating.
Vince Walters: I hope he breaks Redrum in half.
Inside the ring Redrum nails the charging Areas with yet another elbow.....then a right hand to the face of Areas....And, now a left hand....The fans let him know....YOU SUCK......YOU SUCK....YOU SUCK........
Areas however doesn't seem affected by the punches or the millionth elbow as he charges back in driving his head into the gut of Redrum causing him to hunch over in pain and WHAM Areas nails a quick snap like knee to the bridge of Redrums nose and this causes Redrum to quickly get knocked backwards into the corner turnbuckle. The ref holds Areas back as he looks at Redrums nose which is well broken and blood is flowing down it.. The ref shrugs his shoulders and moves out of the way with Areas nailing a running double front kick to the chest of Redrum and then several INTENSE Thai Clinch Knees!!! Redrum looks rocked and just completely out of it as he is about to fall flat down on his face but Areas doesn't allow it quite yet he holds Rummy up in place. Now he drives several elbow shots to the back of Redrums head like a good fifteen elbows and the crowd is cheering for more. Redrum still looking like he wants to just drop isn't allowed to as Areas now uses his fists like a boxer jabs, crosses, and stiff straight punches busting up the face area of Redrum. Now finally Areas let's Redrum drop down to the mat and Areas applies his TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!!!
Redrum isn't even responding the ref drops the right hand of Redrum ONCE.....TWICE......AND A THIRD TIME!!!!!
DING!!!
DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by KO/Submission AREAS!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Wow Redrum got fucked up bad.
Jill Mathews: Areas very impressive here on his debut in NEW.
Vince Walters: Oh look he's not done yet!
Jill Mathews: Okay I think the guy has had enough....
Vince Walters: This is the N.E.W it's never enough Jill!
Jill Mathews: Oh right how could I forget......
Areas grabs the right arm of the out cold Redrum and drops back down to the mat ARM BAR!!! ARM BAR!!! HE PULLS ON THE ARM AND BAM Redrums right arm looks broken after Areas really put on the pressure for now that arm has just fallen flat on the mat and Redrum is still out of it. Areas gets to his feet putting his right foot on the back of the downed Redrum and posing like a boss.
Winner
Areas
Loser
"Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM
Outcome
Submission
A HARDCORE ICON RETURNS.
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Valora Salinas
Suddenly, the lights in the arena dim and ‘Prayer’ by Disturbed plays over the PA bringing the crowd to their feet cheering loudly. After a few seconds, Valora appears from the backstage area, wearing her trademark bandanna and her custom New Edge Wrestling T-Shirt with the words ‘The Hardocre Icon’ in bloody lettering on the back of the shirt, the numbers ‘5150’ on the sleeves and Valora’s name with the NEW logo on the front. She also wears blue jeans and, as she stands there, basking in the reception from the crowd, she breaks her usual routine, doing a little dance before hopping and running down the rampway, touching hands with the fans and leaning back against the guardrail allowing the fans to get close to her and touch her. One fan is dumb enough to grope her and Valora turns around and punches him, but doesn’t accost any other fans before making her way to the ring and sliding into the ring, coming to her feet before running and jumping up to the top turnbuckle in one of the corners and playing to the fans before jumping into a moonsault and landing on her feet and grabs a mic from a stagehand before nodding to herself and points at the announce booth.
Valora: “First of all, fuck you Vince Walters.. and Jill, that ass gets outta hand, slap the shit outta him..”
the crowd cheers louder as Valora smirks, looking out at the crowd.
Vince Walters: “Fuck that crazy bitch back! Why the hell did Jesse bring her back anyways?”
Jill Matthews: “Firstly, you wish you could.. and secondly, ummm you hear the crowd reaction? Love her or hate her, Valora embodies everything NEW stands for and the crowd loves and respects her for that. She has bled buckets for them and shed buckets of her her opponents’ blood..”
Finally, Valora holds up a hand and the crowd quiets as Valora raises the mic and speaks, smirking and letting out a small laugh as she shakes her head. “Yeah.. that’s right bitches.. THE Hardcore Icon is back in New Edge, and not a moment too soon as evidently some mother fuckers need to be reminded who the fuck they’re dealing with me. Lemme start first with that goofy retarded fuck Gravedigger. Hey, you oversized fuckin’ gorilla.. wanna know why I think I can and will beat Nocturnal? Watch the main event mother fucker and watch closely cause after I knock him the fuck out, I’ll make your ass famous. You might think you’re a big bad ass, but when you step into the ring with me, you’re just another fuckin’ victim of mine.
That brings me to you, Nocturnal, or Alexander Koresh, or whatever the fuck you wanna call yourself… Doesn’t change the fact that I’m gonna make your ass bleed, and stand over your broken body. See I’m back here for one thing and one thing only and you’re just the first obstacle to it…”
Vince Walters: “Well her mouth hasn’t changed.. we’ll see if her fighting skills have been kept as sharp later on tonight…”
Jill Matthews: “I think she can still handle herself just fine.”
Valora turns and narrows her eyes staring at the tron. “That goal… brings me to you, Jesse Styles, you bald headed piece of shit. I know, I know.. you’re pissy because it’s that time of the month and because you had to pay me so much to get my ass to come back to NEW. But I’m not done taking from you, oh no. See, you like to make your little jokes. I’m going to force the ultimate humiliation on you. I’m going to reclaim MY World Title. I’m going to be the Champion of your precious company, and I’m going to force you to acknowledge me as one of the best to ever step into a NEW ring. I beat Triple X. I beat Ryan Pugh. Al Envy, Roger Wright. Most of your little bitches in your so called mafia. I beat almost legend you’ve sent against me and one day soon, you’re going to have to have count me amongst them and I’m savor that moment. Until then… it’s open season on the fuckers on the NEW roster.. anyone fighting me will be facing one pissed bitch. After this, there are no more warnings. Now, the fun begins.” Finishing her piece, Valora drops the mic on the mat and leaves the ring, heading up to the back.
Jill Matthews: “Well, Valora had no shortage of tough words for her opponent tonight, Jesse Styles and Grave Digger. It seems like she means business and plans to go right back into the hunt for the World Title.”
Vince Walters: “Well she certainly hasn’t gotten better at making friends.. that’s for sure…”
FATHER NATHAN VS GRAVE DIGGER
1 vs 1
Father Nathan O VS Dennis Anderson
Clark Benson: Well now the Hardcore Icon Valora seems to be in rear form here tonight for her return to NEW that's for sure after hearing those words. But, we also had the match before she spoke holy cow Redrum has been taken to the hospital after that and well I have heard Jesse said he could pay his own god damned bill. So I guess that goes to show you what Jesse thought about Redrums return tonight. However lets give massive props to Areas who was ruthless and brutal in said match and even after the match was done bravo sir Areas bravo indeed. Now we move onto a match that features the return of Father Nathan O'Connel taking on Gravedigger Dennis Anderson. This match was interesting from the opening bell as Digger used his size and massive power to unload onto Nathan numerous times with huge clobbering like blows but Nathan showed little effect because the Irishman is about as tough as they come no question about that. He fought back with several great wrestling moves to get the big man off his feet many times. This went back and fourth some but Nathan has been on his game without question here while Digger seems to be doing not bad for him self but he's having trouble matching the speed and intensity of Nathan. Digger did manage to duck a leaping close line from Nathan and then bring Nathan to his feet dropping him with a huge black hole slam and that is where we will go into the action!
Vince Walters: That was quite the black hole slam I think the damned ring shook!
Jill Mathews: I felt a little rumble but this match has been that way very hard hitting from both men and Nathan is showing no signs of rust what so ever.
Vince Walters: Well his insides have be hurting after that last move by Digger.
Jill Mathews: I'm sure they are and Digger is making the cover!
ONE....
TWO....
NO!!!!
Vince Walters: The Irish Man just won't stay down and Digger looks really frustrated.
Digger brings Nathan to his feet laying it a hard right hand to the face of Nathan but he fires back with a left hand to the gut of Digger then a head butt right to the chest area of Digger which has Digger breathing deeply. Nathan has that look in his eyes a look of "I am going to kick your fucking arse." Nathan begins to attack with a fury of shots knocking the big man for a loop. With one good Discuss Elbow smash it sends Digger down to one knee and Nathan backs up several steps then runs nailing a running boot to the side of Diggers head knocking him down to the mat. Now Nathan rolls Digger onto his stomach and tries to apply a CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! HE LOCKS IT IN!!!!! Digger looks like he is some serious pain but he is fighting it and as he slowly but surely uses his power to get to his feet with Nathan still latched onto his back. Digger now standing simply just puts a little hop in his step and DROPS DOWN onto his back squashing Nathan under him!!! Digger now stands back up giving a cut throat like motion while holding his chest area taking a few extra breathes. But, as Digger turns around he see's Nathan getting back to his feet yet again and Digger just shakes his head. He grabs Nathan by his throat perching him up on the top turnbuckle and CHOKE SLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! Down goes Nathan and down he went hard!!! Digger makes the pin attempt!!
ONE.......
TWO......
THREE!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!
NO!!!
Jill Mathews: Father Nathan won't die here he got a shoulder up and Digger just slammed his fist into the mat.
Vince Walters: What a damned choke slam that was but it still didn't get the job done.
Jill Mathews: Now Grave Digger is frustrated as he is laying kicks into the body of the downed Father Nathan like crazy here.
Vince Walters: The ref is warning him cause he didn't stop after a five count Digger might want to be careful here.
Jill Mathews: Finally Digger has backed off so the ref can check on Nathan.
The ref checks on his and actually gets pushed back by Nathan who rises to his feet motioning for Digger to come on!!!!! Digger looks pissed as he charges in but is met by Nathan's boxing style punches really knocking around the big man who is barely able to keep him self standing after those many boxing like punches to several areas of Diggers body. Now Nathan comes up from behind Digger and is trying to GERMAN SUPLEX THE SEVEN FOOTER!!!! He has him up in the air but NO! NO! Digger fought it off and Nathan released his grip. Digger now thumbs Nathan in his left eye and picks him up in a torture rack like motion!!! SHOVEL DRIVER!!!!!!!SHOVEL DRIVER!!!!!! Nathan is hurt!!!!! But, Digger isn't going for the pin instead he still looks pissed as he climbs up to the top rope backwards and what's this? A MOON SAULT!!!! WHAT!!!!!! NO NO NO!!! The Seven Foot Two man missed the moon sault by a mile as Nathan just rolled a little which was all he needed.
Vince Walters: Why in the hell would a seven foot so called monster attempt a damned moon sault?
Jill Mathews: High Risk High Reward Vince.
Vince Walters: Well I will nod to the high risk part but he got no reward for that!
Jill Mathews: And, look at this Father Nathan is back to his feet with a bit of a crazed look in his eyes as he just waits patiently for Digger to get back to his feet.
Vince Walters: Oh I have seen that look before in the past....
Jill Mathews: Digger is slowly getting to his feet and he turns towards Father Nathan.
THE LEFT HAND OF GOD!!!!!! HEART PUNCH!!!!!! HEART PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit.....I swear I just saw a Seven Foot Two man go flying across the ring.
Jill Mathews: Uh, I didn't see any flying but I saw Digger drop like a rock slide to the mat.
Vince Walters: Well you need GLASSES WOMAN!!
Nathan makes the pin.
ONE.......
TWO.......
THREE!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner FATHER NATHAN O'CONNEL
Winner
Father Nathan O'Connell
Loser
Dennis Anderson
Outcome
Pinfall
RICKY BOBBY A GAW DAMNED INTERVIEW.
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Ricky Bobby Cassels
The camera returns backstage where Interviewer Clark Benson is waiting on his guest. The camera crew gives Clark the que that their cameras are now rolling and he begins to speak.
Clark Benson: Ladies and gentleman, welcome back to Ignite Episode Number 196! We certainly hope you all are enjoying the return of New Edge Wrestling... Please allow me to introduce my guest at this time... He is the Trans-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion of the world........
Ricky Bobby steps into the picture and finishes guzzling his Busch light beer. The champ then rudely tosses his empty beer can on the floor. He has shaved the massive beard he was sporting earlier his week and is no longer dressed in the tactical gear he wore early on. He is now dressed in his traditional wrestling gear of a beer t shirt, cutoff blue jean shorts and yellow steel toed boots. He has the TA title wrapped around his waste.
Clark Benson: ..... Ricky Bobby Cassels! Ricky, welcome....
Ricky turns his attention to Clark and a look of disgust crosses Ricky's face. Ricky looks Clark up and down and hesitates before beginning to speak.
Ricky Bobby: Who tha fuck are ya? And what happened to tha chick with the large honkers??
Clark Benson: *nervously adjusts glasses*. .... I'm Clark Benson and have been with NEW for years... I assume you were referring to Brandi Boss?
Ricky Bobby: Yeh, that's her name. Ya got any nude photos of her handy?
Clark Benson: No, I'm fresh out... Now Ricky Bobby, early on we saw you officially join forces with Jesse Styles and "KOP" Ray Andrews... Can you please explain to our viewers why you did what you did?
Ricky Bobby: *grabs Clark by his tie* Ya listen here Clarke Kent... It's none of yer' gaw damn business and none of those peoples gaw damned business as to why I have aligned myself with Jesse and Ray! Ya and the rest of the NEW cronies will learn in due time of our intentions...
Clark Benson: *can barely talk because Ricky still has tight grip on his tie*. Uhhh....... Mr........... Cass....... Cassels.......
Ricky Bobby: Speak up boy, I can't hear ya!
Clark Benson can no longer speak. His face is turning bright red as he tries his best not to pass out. Clark points toward Ricky's hand on his tie and then points to his neck.
Ricky Bobby: .... Ohhh right, sorry Supermang.... *releases Clark's tie*.
Clark Benson: *gasping for air* ..... Whew...... Ok let's try this one again.... Ricky rumor has it that your main squeeze, Nikki Juggs was admitted to the hospital this week because of a potential drug overdose...
Ricky Bobby: Yer a brave lil' sum-bitch ain't ya, boy?
Clark Benson: I just ask the questions everyone else is afraid to ask...
Ricky Bobby: Nikki is fine and as a matter of fact, she has been released from he hospital and is on her way to Chicago right now! My baby will be here just in time to watch her lova'- that's me- defend this here title!! *slaps TA title*
Clark Benson: Well there you have it NEW fans. It looks like Ricky Bobby is ready for his Unification Title match against Van Gorgeous and Matthew Carter..... And it sounds like The Trailer Park Queen will be joining him at ringside tonight for his title match.... Vince and Jill, back to you guys.
The camera fades away from backstage and back t ringside whew the action continues.
DEVERAUX VS MISTER BOOM BASTIC
1 vs 1
Elizabeth Devereaux VS Mistah BoomBastic
Clark Benson: Well... That was a uh Interesting interview with Ricky which had me in it! Yes I know what your thinking how could I be there but here at the same time right? Power of Television people! Plus I told you the show is recorded live currently. Now let's talk about the match between Father Nathan and Grave Digger quite the effort from both men but Nathan's toughness proved to be vital in the end not the mention that devastating Heart Punch man he needs to teach me how to do that seriously I would be fucking people up in no time!
Anyways lets move forward to Mr. uh Boom Bastic? Am I saying that right? I think so.... Interesting name for the newcomer haven't a clue what it means but yeah... But, his opponent is none other then the returning Elizabeth Devereaux! The Femme Icon her self makes her NEW return for the first time in about three years. Now this match started off with Boom Bastic well....Kind of dodging every attack Liz tried he was showing I guess what he calls him self boom bastic he would dodge, duck then pounce on Liz. A interesting tactic by Boom but Liz eventually caught him with his tactics and showed her brutal style with a series of just painful strikes she still knows right where to hit nothing has changed there. Boom Bastic though is showing he can survive her attacks thus far showing some toughness in him so let's go to the closing moments here.
Vince Walters: I still can't get over the guys name it's Mr. Boom Bastic I mean really? Really?
Jill Mathews: Really Vince....Really.... Hey maybe he's a fan of the boom boom room perhaps.
Vince Walters: Well who isn't? But, that doesn't mean you name your self Mr.Boom Bastic!
Jill Mathews: To each's own really... Now on the other hand we have Liz who is reminding everyone of why she is still the Femme Icon despite Boom Bastics attempts she has stopped them cold every time so far.
Vince Walters: She really has studies the art of where to hit a man and how to precise strike someone cause damn I wouldn't wanna take a shot from her.
Jill Mathews: Boom Bastic is taking them but he is hurting no question about it.
Vince Walters: She had almost had him beat like four times now but he each time has managed to get a shoulder up. Like right now she has him backed against a corner and is laying precise knife edge chops across a certain part of his chest and man alive his chest is beat red.
Jill Mathews: Wait...He just oh the classic finger poke to the eye now we might see a momentum shift if he can well move...
Vince Walters: He's hurt and hurt bad.
Boom Bastic LOU THEZ PRESS TO LIZ taking her off her feet and he drives her head into the mat many times seemingly becoming a crazed man with a flick of the switch. He now gets to his feet and turns away from the downed Liz leaping into the air A FLIP INTO A SPLASH!!! Impressive no question but Liz shoved him off of her so no pin fall. And, oh my Liz is getting to her feet holding her stomach area a bit but she looks well upset.... Boom Bastic to his feet now and they meet head on in the middle of the ring Boom Bastic tries to kick her LOW!!!! But, Liz catches his foot and just shakes her head giving him a look like What the fuck are you doing? She then spins him around and as he spins back towards her a Open Hand thrust right to his throat!!! Boom Bastic falls to his knee's holding his throat and gasping for air while Liz looks at him then screams he's not a wrestler! He's just a joke! She obviously doesn't think to highly of him as she runs off the ropes and boots him right in the back of his head dropping him to the mat face first. Now she shows off some agility with a twisting leg drop across the back of his head. She covers ONE.....TWO....NO!!! Boom Bastic still has some life in him despite being very odd he is tough that's for sure and now Liz kicks him in his head a almost punt like kick as he was trying to get up. He is down on his back and now she begins her GARVIN STOMP!!!! She stomps on pretty much every part of his body and she seems to be enjoying her self that's for sure. She now brings the out on his feet Boom Bastic to his feet.
Vince Walters: Man alive is she ever aggressive.
Jill Mathews: Poor Boom Bastic he has tried very hard but Liz has him hurting here and it's just a matter of time.
Vince Walters: Wait Boom Bastic with an attempted super kick out of no where but Liz ducked under it!!!!
Jill Mathews: Bastic still got a little left impressive but oh my THERE IT IS AS BOOM BASTIC TURNED AROUND Affliction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Good Night Mr. Boom Bastic.....
Liz covers.
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE!!!!!
DING!!!
DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner Elizabeth Devereaux!!!!!!!
Winner
Elizabeth Devereaux
Loser
Mistah BoomBastic
Outcome
Pinfall
ANNABELLE AT LAST!
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Blair Buchannan-ValentyneFreakshow
The scene switches over to the backstage area, and now we have a view of the gorgeous Blair Buchannan. She is out of her ring gear by now. Instead, Blair is outfitted in a short pink satin robe and a pair of sparkly white high heeled open toes stilettos; Her thick head of auburn and chesnut tresses flowed over her shoulders and cascaded down to the small of her back.
Blair is standing in front of the small makeshift sewing table where the seamstress in charge of the talent's ring attire works. She and the seamstress are going over her ring attire, which had suffered a tear earlier in the evening during Blair's match—causing her to almost have a “close call”, aka wardrobe malfunction.
Blair: “Oh lord, Betty...that was a close call out there. I hope nobody noticed!”
The two were trying to figure out ways to prevent it from happening again when their conversation is interrupted by two men dressed all in black.
Man In Black 1: “Blair Buchannan-Valentyne?”
Blair: “May I help you?”
She turns to them with her arms folded across her chest, careful to keep her robe closed.
Man In Black 2: “My name is Special Agent Meyer, this is my partner—Agent Daniels. We're with the FBI.”
Blair: “What's this about?”
Special Agent Meyer: “As you know, the NEW is still under investigation.”
Blair: “Of course, everybody knows that...but as i've said to the last guys that the FBI sent before you...I don't know about anything that goes on behind the scenes of this company...so I'm afraid that I wouldn't be much help.”
Special Agent Daniels: “We'll be the judge of that...besides, we find it hard to believe that you've spent so much time in this company without noticing SOMETHING out of the ordinary.”
Blair: “Um...have you ever seen this show? We passed ordinary a loooong time ago, sweetie. Besides...NEW isn't my ONLY venture...I keep myself busy with my other businesses...plus I just had a baby so I simply don't have the time to pay attention to what other people are doing. Which reminds me...I need to go feed my daughter. So if there's nothing left...?”
Special Agent Meyer: “Alright, well...if you suddenly remember something...here's my card. Feel free to give us a call.”
The Agent handed Blair his business card. Blair took one look at it and smirked.
Blair: “This outfit doesn't exactly come equipped with pockets, honey.”
With that Blair rolled her eyes and turned around, flipping her hair in one of their faces in the process.
The camera followed Blair as she strolled off. Then, suddenly, the camera panned back to something strange. It was Freakshow, staring at Blair from around a corner. He had a crazed look in his eyes and a manic grin on his face as she passed by him.
Freakshow: “Annabelle....my sweet Annabelle.....I have found you at last!”
The camera zooms in on Freakshow's crazed expression before fading out.
T.A UNDISPUTED TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH TRIPLE THREAT!
1 vs 1 vs 1
Matthew Carter VS Van Gorgeous VS Ricky Bobby Cassels
Clark Benson: Uh...That was weird what we just saw involving Blair all I really know to say about that.... Anyways let's talk about the match between Liz and Boombastic real quick here. Boom Bastic was quite energetic and put on quite the effort out there for his first time in an NEW ring. However it wasn't enough to handle the Femme Icon Liz she handled her business inside that ring as we have seen many times over the years. Her return really will make waves her in New Edge in the weeks and months to come because I have a feeling she's not here to just sit around. But, Boom Bastic nice debut just not ready for the Femme Icon who looked more aggressive then ever which is kinda scary actually. Now onto our current match at hand the Triple Threat match for the Undisputed Trans-Atlantic title where three champions walked in and only one will walk out as a champion. Ricky Cassels has been picking his spots in this match thus far showing by god the southern man does have somewhat of a brain. As for Van Gorgeous he has been using his size to his advantage through out but despite his size he has quite the athletic ability. And, then there's the former NEW World Champion and current X-core champ Mathew Carter he as always is showing his toughness through out this match. Carter has taken a pretty bad beating from Van Gorgeous but he keeps coming and Van looks a little winded no question. Ricky on the other hand has brought a twelve pack of Bush Light bottled beers to ringside and stopped a few times to finish some of them off. He has almost been pinned a few times though. But, this being a classic NEW triple threat match all three of them have so many pin and submission attempts that have all been broken up. It's continuing right now! Let's go into the closing moments of the action to find out who will walk out the Undisputed TA Champion!
Vince Walters: Well Ricky is laid out after finishing another beer and jumping back up onto the apron Mathew Carter nailed him with a roaring elbow sending Ricky off the apron and face first into the steel guard rail that will leave a mark damn it Ricky!
Jill Mathews: Oh right can't forget whoever is friends with Jesse Styles that means Vince loves them.
Vince Walters: You damned right woman because Jesse is GOD did you hear me? GOD! And, if you follow god then why wouldn't I respect that?
Jill Mathews: Can he make it rain?
Vince Walters: I am sure he could if he wanted.
Jill Mathews:.......Wow........Anywho we got Van Gorgeous and Mathew Carter doing battle in the ring once again alone with Ricky knocked for a loop on the outside.
Van Gorgeous Irish whips Mathew Carter into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Carter slides under the boot and actually PUNCHED Van in his BALLS while he slid under VAN!!! Now Carter is back to his feet and looking to strike while Van is down holding his well balls. Carter has a cocky smile across his face as he brings Van back to his feet and drops him with a leg sweep slamming Van down on the back of his head on the mat. Now Carter goes out onto the apron and springboards him self over the ropes and down onto VAN with a springboard leg drop!!! He makes the cover ONE.....TWO....NO!!! Ricky got into the ring and broke up the count by pulling Carter off of Van! Now Carter is back to his feet and Ricky just legit burped in Carters face!!!! Carter has a grossed out look on his face which turns to pissed off as he lunges at Ricky but Ricky side steps him. Carter turns back around towards Ricky and A Jumping head butt knocks Carter down to the mat. Ricky taps his head like that's using the old chrome dome. But, Ricky doesn't see Van Gorgeous to his feet who grabs Ricky from behind and A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX sends Ricky down to the mat man alive he went high into air and crashed hard. Van grabs Ricky bringing him to his feet MIRROR BREAKER!!!!!!!!!
ONE......
TWO.....
THREE!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
Mathew Carter leaped at the last split second breaking the count up with a double ax handle to the neck of Van. Now Mathew Carter brings Van to his feet scoop slamming him down to the mat and hitting a rolling thunder like knee smash quite the move!!! He looks over to see Ricky using the ring ropes to pull him self up but notices how he is still struggling to get to his feet. So Carter climbs to the top turnbuckle and 450 SPLASH down onto Van Gorgeous!!!! Mathew Carter pulling out a different move from his move set that we haven't seen!
Vince Walters: Wow that was impressive and he could have it here.
Jill Mathews: I dunno Ricky has pulled him self back to his feet and looks to be slumbering that way.
Vince Walters: Yep, and damn it Carter noticed so he didn't go for the pin here comes a running close line attempt no! Ricky ducked it and grabs Carter twisting his body SOUTHERN NECK BREAKER!!! My god that was impactful!!!!!
Jill Mathews: It was a stiff neck breaker no question about it.
Vince Walters: You said stiff NICE!
Jill Mathews: PIG!
Vince Walters: Yes mam and we have a pin!
ONE......
TWO.....
NO!!!!
Mathew Carter got a shoulder up just at the last split second and Ricky spits a lump of chew out of his mouth towards the ref obviously not happy with the count. Van Gorgeous is back to his feet and HOLY COW damned near turns Ricky inside out with a running Closeline almost like a close line from hell!!! Ricky has rolled out of the ring or well the impact from said move caused his body to go rolling out of the ring. Now it's Carter and Van Gorgeous once again both men are up and Van goes for a pump kick but Carter avoids it and picks him up to his feet lifting him in the air ROLLING FIRE MANS CARRYSLAM NO!!!! VAN Gorgeous slipped out of it!! Now Carter quickly turns around but gets a hard kick to his gut and Van lifts him up THE PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!! Van now sits on the chest of Mathew Carter for the pin attempt!!!
ONE.....
TWO....
THREE!!!!!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
Ricky who had gotten to his feet on the outside finished off another beer bottle then acted like he was refueled as he quickly rolled into the ring and SMASHED THE BEER BOTTLE OVER THE SKULL OVER VAN!!! He now brings Mathew Carter to his feet who is pretty much out of it at this point ANOTHER SOUTHERN NECK BREAKER!!!!!! PIN ATTEMPT!!! PIN ATTEMPT!!!
ONE......
TWO......
THREE!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pin fall the reigning Undisputed Trans-Atlantic Champion RICKY "BOBBY" CASSEL'S!!!!!!
Vince Walters: YES!!!! HE DID IT!!!
Jill Mathews: Yeah by using a cheap ass tactic with the beer bottle....
Vince Walters: Oh shove it that was legal its a triple threat match.
Jill Mathews: Still cheap....
Winner
Ricky Bobby Cassels
Loser
Matthew Carter
Outcome
Pinfall
ALEXANDER
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Nocturnal
Vince Walters: So what’s next?
Jill Matthews: Not sure. What’s on your script?
Vince Walters: I don’t know. Wait…….Seems something’s going on in the parking lot.
Jill Matthews: We better get a camera back there then. Do I have to do everything?
Vince Walters: No.
The camera pans up and picks up on a black bike pulling into the backstage parking area. The license plate on the front says "Kor1" on it. The bike comes to a stop as the rider gets of the back of it and walks towards the camera. The man is fairly good sized. He has long dread locked hair which is tied back. He has a pale face with dark sunglasses on. He has on black jeans and a "Lost Souls" T-shirt. It is Alexander Koresh. He looks strange without his trademark face paint on.
A member of the Arena’s security rushes up to him.
Arena Security: I'm sorry sir this is a secure site. Only NEW employees allowed. May I help you?
Alexander Koresh: Can you help me? I seriously doubt it. I am an employee of the Styles regime buddy. If you weren’t some lackey you would probably know this. I am needed desperately to rescue them from what appears to be another lacklustre NEW performance by their so-called roster members.
Arena Security: Is that so, and who might you be?
Alexander Koresh has a look of shock and disgust on his face.
Alexander Koresh: You do not know who I am?
Arena Security: No...I..........
Alexander Koresh (Interrupting): "Whoa whoa whoa shhhhh. Let’s just say I am the saving grace that NEW has been waiting on to come back home....
Alexander Koresh leans over to the security guard and whispers in his ear.
Arena Security (Shocked): Holy shit MR Nocturnal. I'm so sorry I had no idea that you were coming here tonight. Are you here to see Mr Styles? Please sir is there anything I can get you; A drink perhaps?
Alexander Koresh: No no no you fool there is nothing from you that I possibly need. What NEW needs however is me. NEW needs a truly charismatic figure for its youngsters too look up too, a mentor of sorts now that Nocturnal is no longer around.........
A smile appears on his face.
Alexander Koresh: I see who I want to talk to. But keep an eye on my bike.
Brandi is stood holding a NEW microphone as the camera looks towards him. A NEW Banner is behind her.
Brandi Boss: Hello? Is this working? Am I live?
She looks quite vacant before realising she is live on television.
Brandi Boss: Hello NEW Fans, sorry to take you away from the action at ringside but I’ve got someone return to NEW backstage who is not short of a few words. He wants to keep us up to date with his actions plus what the future holds for him for this wrestling company.
She turns around and looks off camera towards Alexander Koresh.
Brandi Boss: We have Nocturnal!!
Alexander Koresh walks up to her and looks her up and down slowly before giving her one of his sadistic smiles.
Brandi Boss: Hi Nocturnal.
Alexander Koresh: What is it with this Nocturnal shit? I’ve been away for a year and you’ve forgotten my real name sweet cheeks?
Brandi Boss: I am sorry Ale……Nocturnal but Mr Styles has said that you signed as Nocturnal so we call you Nocturnal on camera.
Alexander Koresh: Oh it’s like that with El Capitan? Year off not given him a sense of humour? Maybe the time in FBI lockup weren’t happy times for him? Did he drop the soap again? Anyway, I need this time to get things off my chest.
Brandi Boss: Yes?
Alexander gives her a look of disdain.
Alexander leans in towards her before grabbing the microphone off of her. He motions for her to get out of shot.
Alexander Koresh: Get your cleavage out of the way sunshine. We don’t need your tits in shot. But don’t go too far honey as I’ve got a year’s dry period to catch up on. Now where was I? Oh yeah, this is Alexander’s time.
He turns and looks into the camera.
Alexander Koresh: So coming up tonight you will see the return to the squared circle in New Edge Wrestling the superstar Alexander Koresh. He is the greatest thing this promotion has ever had grace it.
He looks around.
Nocturnal: Hunter Valentyne, Blair Buchanon, Valora and Roger Wright?
Alexander Koresh laughs as he moves around.
Alexander Koresh: So where I start? Those guys and girls think they are the future of this company. They’ve got that completely wrong. They think that they can carry this company onto its next mile stone.
Alexander shrugs his shoulders.
Alexander Koresh: They will fail. They don’t have what it takes to do it. Someone like Alexander Koresh does though. I see that I’ve been away for a year and some of the old school Edger’s have come out of the woodwork……
Alexander looks up and down the corridor.
Alexander Koresh: Kronin and Valora are back? Why? Did they not get it last time?
He shrugs his shoulders before winking at the camera.
Alexander Koresh: Oh come on, were you expecting me to do any of that supernatural shite? NO, that was Nocturnal the past of this promotion. I am the present AND the future. I don’t want to let some cocks in the locker room trying to reclaim his place in the wrestling pantheon by using me as her way in. NO WAY.
Koresh pauses straightening his t-shirt.
Alexander Koresh: So Valora…..You’ve got the pleasure of facing Alexander Koresh tonight. And I will be the Last Person Standing!!! For without a Koresh here, New Edge has no punchline!
Alexander throws the microphone done and he leaves.
Vince Walters: Well, we knew Nocturnal was back given that Jesse mentioned him earlier, but, like expected, Nocturnal doesn't seem happy at all about the name restrictions.
Jill Matthews: He’s back indeed and definitely seems ready to take his anger and frustrations out. Given Valora's attitude as well, I think we're in for one hell of a main event!
LAST PERSON STANDING MATCH MAIN EVENT!
1 vs 1
Valora Salinas VS Nocturnal
Clark Benson: Well Alex...Errr Nocturnal sure made his pressence known out in the ring there but now the question will be what about the main event coming up? First let's discuss the terrific TA title triple threat match.
So many near falls, close calls, and just a great back and fourth match. All three put everything they had into it but at the end of the day Ricky was in the right place at the right time to claim the win and be the reigning Undisputed T.A Champion! Now the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!! Our first Main Event in over a year and it pits the returning Valora versus Nocturnal in a last person standing match! These two didn't even make it to the ring Valora made her entrance but stopped half way down the ramp just waiting for Nocturnal to come out. Then when his music hit he walked out and she screwed up his "Famous Entrance". She attacked like a tiger full of energy and viciousness but Nocturnal was of course able to endure the attack and fight back. They both went down a few times on the steel ramp and Nocturnal slammed Valora's head into the steel of it numerous times but guess what Valora ended up doing the same thing. Then they finally fought there way back near ringside where Nocturnal tossed Valora into the steel ring steps her back slamming hard into it and he took the advantage from there for a bit really putting Val's body threw hell. But, as we all remember Valora doesn't die easily not even close nether does Nocturnal for that matter. By the time we go to the closing moments here many weapons have been used and all kinds of interesting attacks have been used. Both are bleeding as they just both pulled them self's off a table they smashed threw that was wrapped in barbed wire. They are literally bleeding from all kinds of spots on there bodies but with these two that's nothing new at all.
Jill Mathews: Holy shit!!!! Nocturnal and Valora where fighting on the top rope and Valora shifted her weight into Nocturnal sending them both down threw that table a minute ago wrapped in barbed wire!!!!
Vince Walters: Hardcore Icon...Check.... Saddistic Bastard.....Check....
Jill Mathews: Now there trying to pull there poor bodies off of the barbed wire and that has to hurt!
Vince Walters: How about you go jump in some and find out?
Jill Mathews: Dick!
Vince Walters: I have one wanna see?
Jill Mathews: Hell no.
As Valora and Noc both roll out of the barbed wire table mess pieces of there flesh are torn and you can see the pain riddled across there faces. The ring has a top portion of the steel steps inside it, a few chairs, and a legit hammer inside. Valora and Nocturnal both are slow getting back to there feet but they both do finally rise. Both are bloody messes as they lock eyes and they charge towards each other. Nocturnal tried to close line Val but she used her speed to duck and leap up onto the ring ropes and flipping her self down onto Nocturnal. She gets back to her feet and Nocturnal slowly gets back to his as Val lays the shin kicks in some very aggressive kicks but Nocturnal fights back with a hard right hand and then a head butt right between the eyes of Valora. She looks a little loopy as he grabs her T-BONE SUPLEX she lands on the mat hard on her back almost falling into a couple of refs who had gloves on and where pushing the barbed wire and table mess out of the ring. Nocturnal now picks up the top part of the steel steps and waits for Val to rise. As she does he charges at her but she nails a DROP TOE HOLD and NOC'S face lands on top of the steel steps. She climbs out onto the apron and then up to the top turnbuckle while still no movement from Nocturnal. FLYING FIRE CROTCH!!!! NO!!!! NO!!! Noc rolled off the steps and Valora lands hard on them her lower back hitting quite hard. Nocturnal now sits up and brings her to her feet SCOOP SLAMMING HER down onto the steel steps back first. Noc cracks a bloody smile as he once again reaches down pulling Val to her feet picking her up in the air BURNING HEAT DOWN ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Now the Ref begins the count!!!
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EIGHT.....
Jill Mathews: NO! She's UP! How in the hell do these two keep getting up? All match long despite the pure violence and brutality of this match they find ways to force there bodies up I mean my god.
Vince Walters: There both insane for one that helps... Also they are doing what N.E.W superstars do and that's dig down deep and find "It" even when you didn't know you had that much of "IT".
Jill Mathews: You have thrown that word "It" around a little today is that like a new thing for you now that we are back?
Vince Walters: Perhaps...Perhaps.... Oh and now Nocturnal has her by the throat and is choking her!
Jill Mathews: HELLO!!!!! Kick right to his BALLS!!!! That will stop the choke hold and OHH SHIT HURRICANRUNA sending Nocturnal over the top rope to the outside what leg strength that showed!
Vince Walters: I swear Valora is on the roids I used to say it back in the day and I might as well say it now.
Jill Mathews: Careful Vince.....
Vince Walters: Yeah.....I know....
Noc slowly gets to his feet on the outside and Valora comes a running SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO NOCTURNAL!!!! Noc's back hits hard against the steel guard rail while the top of Val's head smacked into it a little bit!! Both are down as the ref rolls outside and debates on rather to start a count but he starts to see movement out of both of them so he decides against it. Slowly Val and Noc reach there feet as she grabs a LEAD PIPE!!! That was laying on the ground outside and as Noc comes towards her she spins and nails him right in his gut very hard with it then drops down to one knee driving the lead pipe into his right knee. Nocturnal looks to be in pain but also has an odd look across his face like yeah this hurts but fuck it! Nocturnal takes both of his hands and begins to choke the life out of Valora while head butting her over and over again!!! She slowly back pedals up the steel ramp way while he still has a hold of her but Val still has a hold of the lead pipe and begins smashing it into the left side of his body a good ten times until he finally unleashes his choke hold!!! Valora sends the pipe into his gut causing Nocturnal to drop to one knee while half way up the ramp and AN AZTEC KICK!!!! Nocturnal drops down onto the steel of the ramp way as Valora drops to one knee obviously spent.... However she digs down deep once more finding the strength to get back to both her feet and then see's Nocturnal sit up!!! He gets back to his feet as she charges in but he kicks her hard in the gut and tuckers her under RUNNING POWER BOMB UP THE RAMP AND DOWN ONTO THE STEEL AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP WAY!!! Val's head lands hard on the steel a long with her middle back.
Vince Walters: Uh, I think that might do it.....
Jill Mathews: WHAT A WAR! But, Yes I think Nocturnal might be the victor here.
Vince Walters: Wait a minute what's the crazy son of a bitch doing?
Jill Mathews: He's not leaving her down he is bringing her to her feet.
Nocturnal drags the hurting Val over to the right side of the steel climbing rails of the EDGE-TRON he begins to climb while dragging her with him she is taking steps up it right behind him with help from his grip on the back of her neck. They continue to climb and then they nearly reach the top as Valora begins to nail him with punches and Nocturnal fights back with punches of his own. This be a dangerous game they are playing way up there as Noc moves him self onto the platform ON TOP OF THE EDGE TRON!!!!! Valora gets her self onto it as well and they begin to exchange shots one on one side of the steel platform and the other on another side of it. Both are near the ledge cause there isn't much room up there. Nocturnal nails Val with a hard elbow to her face then a hard head butt to her face and now OH MY GOD the sick son of a bitch is trying to SUPLEX HER OFF THE EDGE-TRON!!!!! But, wait a minute..... She has pulled something out fo her back pocket it's a BOX CUTTER!!!! SHE STABS IT INTO HIS UPPER RIGHT LEG MULTIPLE TIMES as he releases his grip and she SHOVES HIM OFF THE EDGE-TRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FALLS a easy 30 feet smashing through the stage off to the side of the steel ramp way where some sound equipment was as SPARKS FLY INTO THE AIR!!!! Valora can barely stand up straight looks down then looks around and she just kind of shrugs like "Fuck it" SHE TURNS AROUND AND LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!!!! PHOENIX SPLASH DOWN THROUGH THE BUSTED UP STAGE ONTO NOCTURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans....
Holy shit......
Holy shit.....
Holy shit......
Holy shit..........
Vince Walters: I AGREE WITH THE FANS FOR ONCE!
Jill Mathews: That was thirty feet Vince THIRTY FEET!
Vince Walters: I'm aware and the ref has made his way down there to start counting they might both get counted out for both of them could be unable to stands.
Jill Mathews: Shit I would be dead.
Vince Walters: I think I would be crippled but not dead.
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At the very last second VALORA FORCES HER SELF TO STAND UP!!!!!!
TEN!!!!!!
DING!!!!
DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner "The Hardcore Icon" VALORA SALINAS!!!!!
Valora holds one arm up in the air then just falls back down face first completely out of it and hurt.
Vince Walters: This match might represent a whole new word for HOLY SHIT!!!
Jill Mathews: Somehow someway she got up at the last split second she has won her return match in an epic fashion my god was that ever a war.
Vince Walters: No kidding and well we have just a little bit of time left.
Jill Mathews: Indeed we do let's go to a quick break as the N.E.W trainers and some E.M.T.'S check on Valora and Nocturnal.
We cut to a quick break.
Winner
Valora Salinas
Loser
Nocturnal
Outcome
Pinfall
NOT QUITE YET GOOD NIGHT.
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Al EnvyDixie Clement
Jill Matthews: And with that note we say goodnight from the NEW Arena with the end to a successful return here at Ignite 196.
Vince Walters: It feels good to be back Jill. Even though you put on a couple of pounds since we last saw each other I would still give you a rim job.
Jill Matthews: Fuck you asshol! How dare you say I gained a few pounds. No wonder your still single. Maybe you should turn gay bitch………..
Suddenly……
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!
The crowd explodes as Al Envy and his partner Dixie Clement pops out from the back wearing street clothes. They were last seen during the opening match against Blair and Roger Wright.
Jill Matthews: This isn’t on our agenda. Vince do you have anything about this?
Vince Walters: No, and this isn’t the way to end such a great show either. These two kiss asses are probably just coming out here to get a cheap pop from the NEW Universe.
Jill Matthews: Whats wrong with that!
Vince Walters: Nothing. Its as fine as you gaining a little weight…..
Jill Matthews: Got DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Al and Dixie enter the ring. Dixie stands there looking good in her Ropers and boots with her hair curled and falling to her shoulders wearing her cowboy hat. Al is wearing a training jumpsuit as he is handed a microphone
Vince Walters: Damn Dixie is fine. She looks better than ever. And she doesn’t have extra on the sides like someone else I know got over the last year.
You hear Jill smack Vince so hard his headset falls off.
Al Envy: So… you guys happy that NEW is back!!??
The crowd pops and starts an NE Dub chant. Al and Dixie smile as the roar of the crowd groes louder.
Al Envy: You see tonight proves that no matter what! NEW will always be around and survive. Not the FBI, or any cry baby piece of shit that tries everything they can do to bring this place down can stop New Edge Wrestling. This place will never die and its because of fans like you that support this company and each and everyone of us on this roster!!
Dixie shakes her head in agreement as the crowd pops for her with a Dixie chant then a resounding Envy chant then a Best in the World chant.
Al Envy: I can’t speak for Dixie here but one of the reason I am back is because of you people. Even though I along with my friend here opened a successful wrestling academy and I have other projects on tap for me I missed being in the middle of this ring. I missed the competition, the pops, everything I got into this business in the first place for. And thank you all for allowing myself and NEW back into your lives.
The cowd pops crazy again saying Welcome Back. Dixie claps her hands as Al continues.
Al Envy: You know I remember my heart surgery and coming back to face Adrien Specter, and people asked me why in the hell would I come back so soon when obviously I wasnt even close to being ready. I tell them it was because of the fans. And I remember getting blown up in like 2 minutes and Adrien kicking my ass as I lied there with chest pains……
The crowd starts to get quiet as Al tells his story.
Jill Matthews: I remember that very well. A scary moment indeed.
Vince Walters: That was real folks.Trust me.
Al Envy: I lied there while you all cheered me on. I could hear eople praying for me. And as I lied there I really though I was about to die. But at least I was going to die doing something I loved. But I remember you fans showing me all of that love, and up until recently I really apprciated that until I realized something.
Dixie starts rubbing her friends back.
Al Envy: You see I realized that it wasn’t because you actually cared about me! All it was was the fact that lets face it if there was no Al Envy who in the hell would you people try to live vicariously through.
The crowd starts to mumble as a look of rage starts to show in Al’s eyes.
Jill Matthews: Wait what??
Al Envy: You people could care less about Al Envy. All you cared about was living your lives through me. All you cared about was having someone to look up to to add something to your PATHETIC….SORRY….AASSSS FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!
The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. Dixie Clement actually starts to laugh.
Jill Matthews: My God what is happening here!!!
Al Envy: You people want to be Al Envy, and you wheeled me on to come back when I didn’t need too. You asshole tried to end my life because you all were too fucking afraid to try and accomplish something for yourself. When I was in the ring showing off my ability you thought you were. When I was laying the pipe to a beautiful woman at the hotel that night you fat toothless fucks thought you were laying your stubs to a beautiful woman. here is a news flash you assholes!! I am Al fucking Envy, your not and never will be!!!
Al hands the microphone to a glowing Dixie Clement.
Jill Matthews: He is blaming the fans for what!! My God I don’t get this.
Vince Walters: FINALLY FINALLY someone is putting these lazy, dork, wrestling mark fans in their place I love it!!!! I take it back this is a hell of a way to end this show!!!
Dixie takes the mic and paces around the ring, the crowd booing but some cheering, hoping that Dixie will quickly try to right the situation. Instead, the Texan shakes her head and laughs a bit.
Dixie: "What's the matter? Y'all dun like the damned truth!? Hurts don't it? This man, Al Envy has done more in his life than most of you would be able to do in 12 lifetimes! Shit, I myself have done more than most of you assholes will do in your entire lives! I couldn't believe it when Al came to me and told me that letting the fans run my career would be the worst mistake I ever made. But you've nearly killed Al Envy countless times. YOU people have nearly ended my career three times, not that you care about mah talent or ability. No, you wanna come out and sit there and watch the hot Texan girl beat some fool bloody! Well, I ain't here as your sex toy.. there's countless whores that call themselves women wrestlers for that. I'm here to make a name for mahself and build a legacy. And after a year away from the ring, it's clear that listening to you people won't get that done!"
Vince Walters: "Yes! I knew Al Envy would have a positive effect on that young hot piece of Texan! If she sticks with him, he'll help her climb the ranks!"
Jill Matthews: "Ugh.. this is disgusting.. Dixie doesn't need the help and how can they blame the fans for anything?"
the crowd is booing loudly now and some standing in shock as their heroes turn against them with such hatred and Dixie shakes her head egging them on.
Dixie: "Boo all ya damn want! I dun give a damn! You people are lyin' hypocritical pieces of shit! In the ring y'all cheer and cheer and root for me.. outside of the ring, I'm just another dumb redneck from Texas that probably supported Dudyah and all the crazy conservatives, right? Dun answer that. I've had more than a few of you idjits come and hurl insults at me... judgmental jackasses.. accent aside, I got brains and athletic talent. I'm better in almost every measurable way than most of you miserable pissants. So get used to it. NEW is back.. Al Envy and Dixie Clement are back. We're workin' together.. and we'll damn sure gonna do what we want, when we want.. if y'all dun like it.. well sorry bout your damn luck.."
With that, Dixie hands the mic back to Al
Vince Walters: "Wow.. I think I'm in love.."
Jill Matthews: "What the hell happened to Dixie.. I've never heard her speak with such.. hatred.."
The crowd stands in stunned anticipation as they can’t believe the trun of events that have just happened. Earlier these two got one of the biggest pops of the night. now they were the most hated people in the building.
Al Envy: Let me make this short and sweet. Al Envy doesn’t need NEW. NEW needs Al Envy! Thats why Jesse Styles signed me to another contract because he knows the star that I am. He knows that soon when my movie projects hit that a whole new audience will come in to make his ass even more money.No matter where or what I do I am going to be the best at it. I am better than each and every person in the back, I am better than any overpaid Hollywood actor in California. And I am sure as hell betterthanyou!!!!!!
Al points at the entire crowd as everyone boos.
ince Walters: He is pointing at you Jill.
Jill Matthews: I am aware. He is pointing at you too by the way.
Vince Walters: I KNOW!!! AL ENVY POINTED AT ME!!!!
Dixie laughs as Al continues his tirade.
Al Envy: The only person allowed to stand by me as my equal is this gorgeous piece of Texas produced gold right here. Dixie Clement deserves my adoration. She deserves my respect. She is the only ONE IN THE WORLD that actually cared for my well being. Unlike you fucking trolls in this crowd. Unlike those coat tail riding bitches in the back like Ricky Cassels or Roger Wright! Let me make one damn thing clear right here right now. This is a whole new NEW, and trust me a whole new Al Envy. The rules have changed here folks, and I am going to be the one that writes a new list of them. A new chapter has been started. And I swear to God I am going to do everything and anything to make your lives a living hell!!
Trash starts getting thrown inside the ring.
Al Envy: I will make sure you mother fuckers here in this arena, and those fat lazy pieces of shit watching at home will never enjoy watching NEW ever again. Hell the only reason why you would is to see just what in the hell I will do next! The Show Stealer is gone! That is a name you trash all over the world gave me. hat Al Envy is dead, and you fucktards fucking killed him. Gaze upon the new and improved Al Envy!!!
The “SuperStar” AALL EENNVVYY!!
Al throws his arms outwards and drops to his knees like a martyr. The crowd boos as trash is thrown in the ring. Some of the roster from the back come out to stare at Envy completely offended at what he had to say, including the reigning Trans-Atlantic Champion Ricky Cassels who had a look of disapproval on his face. Roger and Blair were also out there as Al looked at them all laughing along with Dixie Clement who was spewing filth at the roster.
Jill Matthews: Oh this is bad. How dare him talk like that!!!
Vince Walters: It was long overdue dammit!! This is the new New Edge Wrestling. And by God Al Envy and Dixie Clement are going make sure the rules have changed forever!!
Ignite fades off the air as Envy and Dixie stay in the ring arrogantly smiling.