Post by Al Envy on Dec 14, 2010 22:11:16 GMT -5
Name: NEW World War X 2010
Date: April 17th 2010
Venue: Palace Of Auburn Hills
Location: Auburn Hills, Michigan
Date: April 17th 2010
Venue: Palace Of Auburn Hills
Location: Auburn Hills, Michigan
[The scene opens just as the show opening fireworks are exploding across the stage at Palace Of Auburn Hills. The crowd is on their feet, electrified and have a chant of, World War X, going throughout the crowd as the World War X theme music, When World's Collide, blares from the arena sound system.
A few seconds later, the theme music is interrupted by Garth Brooks & George Jones Beer Run and we then hear the screaming of an ATV engine, revving at high RPM's. We then see a custom painted, camouflage Kawasaki KFX450R with two very familiar faces, come flying out onto the stage and down the ramp, full speed ahead and come to a sliding stop, just missing a collision with the ring. Those two familiar faces are none other than rival wrestling federation GOW's, Iron Rhino and Elijah Archer, who has just recently signed with NEW. The crowd's volume and excitement level has just quadrupled and a rendition of 99 bottles of EWeisers on the wall is now deafening the arena.
Rhino and Elijah are both wearing Calvin Klein camouflage cargo pants, black combat boots, NEW World War X T-Shirts, black fedoras, red and black Maui Jim sunglasses and Rhino is holding a T-Shirt cannon in his right hand and a huge unopened box on his left shoulder. Rhino tosses the box and cannon into the ring and he and Elijah both slide into the ring, but Elijah quickly slides back out of the ring and heads towards the commentators. Elijah walks directly up to Clark Benson and Vince Walters who have very uneasy look on their faces as they are not sure what Elijah's motives are. Elijah simply extends his hand and shakes both of their hands, before grabbing a microphone and sliding back into the ring.
Elijah tries to begin talking but is drowned out by the continuing rendition of 99 bottles of EWeiser on the wall and he just laughs and allows them to continue singing. Elijah then grabs the T-Shirt cannon off of the mat and holds it up, getting an immediate reaction from the crowd. He then motions for the crowd to lower their volume levels and as they begin to quiet, he tosses the cannon to Rhino. Rhino grabs the huge box, quickly tears it open and he holds up one of the T-Shirts to reveal the brand new NEW Team EWeiser T-Shirts.
The crowd starts their rendition of 99 bottles of EWeisers on the wall again, but Elijah, laughing, quickly motions for them to lower their levels a bit and signals Rhino, to start shooting T-Shirts out into the crowd. Rhino tosses the one in his hand, way out into the crowd and then starts firing other T-Shirts off, in every direction possible as Elijah starts to address the audience.]
Elijah:"WOOOOOHHOOOOOOO, TEAM EWEISER'S IN DEEEETTROIT CCCITY!! Son of a bitch it's loud in here, this is one eeeeeelectrified crowd here at Palace Of Aubrun Hills, WOW! You'd almost think we were at GOW Arena back home in Toronto eh Rhino...oops, cheap plug, sorry Jesse!
[Elijah and Rhino both laugh and Rhino continues to fire T-Shirts out into the audience.]
Elijah:"Christ big man, how many of those are in there?"
[Rhino shrugs his shoulders and then tells Elijah that he's not sure but Elijah paid for them all. Elijah's eyes grow wide and then he laughs.]
Elijah:"You bastard you, something wrong with your credit card? So Is everyone ready for the PPV of the year, or what?
[The crowd cheers and chants NEW]
Elijah:"Fuckin right, there's some good matches on the card here tonight, but Rhino and I thought we'd come out and say hey and hand out some of these kick ass Team EWeiser T-Shirts, or shoot them out I guess.
[The crowd cheers and chants EWeiser.]
Elijah:"Well, I'm sure most of you are wondering, just what in the blue hell Rhino and I are doing in NEW and the answer is simple. We were brought in, and I do say we, the big man and myself. We were brought in by, your very own Jesse Styles, to heat up the tag team division here in NEW, which after looking down the list of tag teams, really does need some overhauling, my god!
[The crowd cheers.]
Elijah:"Now, Rhino has an exclusive contract to GOW, but after many, many weeks of scouting the NEW roster. The big man, myself and my GOW tag team partner in crime, Rob Tabor, decided just who would stand by my side here in NEW and take the tag team division to a completely new level, a level that the pro wrestling industry has never seen before...except in GOW...oh shit, did it again, sorry Jesse!
[Elijah laughs as does the audeince.]
Elijah:"So here's the deal. I'm a busy man, I mean between running Archer Industries, competing in GOW...look at that, I did the shit again!
[Elijah laughs again as does the crowd.]
Elijah:"So anyways! I'm a busy man and if I was going to wrestle anywhere else, it had to be worth my time and I of course had my NEW contract sweetened just a little. After choosing my partner, he and I were guaranteed a match, here tonight, for the NEW World Tag Team Championships.
[The crowd cheers and chants EWeiser.]
Elijah:"Sorry Paramount Chaos, we didn't mean to step on your toes, but here's the deal. We're fuckin better, we're not sorry and once we're done with the so called World Tag Team Champions...Insane Hype, ptfff! You've got the hype part right, that's about fuckin it though. Once we're done with the paper Tag Team champions, you morons, are more than welcome to come into the squared circle and get demolished yourselves.
[Elijah and Rhino both laugh and the crowd cheers.]
Elijah:"Now, I know that may sound a little fuckin cocky, I mean, we did just get here right? Sure, we just got to NEW, but we're not exactly new to the world of professional wrestling ladies, do your homework. If you do, there'll be no wondering why we were given the shot, it will be crystal clear. They gave us the shot, because he knew we would elevate the tag team division like never before and if you're going to step into the ring and lose your tag team titles, why not lose them to the absolute best.
[The crowd cheers and chants EWeiser.]
Elijah:"How can we be the best do you ask? It's simple, we just are and if you want to prove us wrong, no worries mate, step into the ring, stop singing and start bringing, but let me tell you...if you decide to step between the ropes and try to take our tag team gold, imagine life as a quadriplegic and then ask yourself...do I feel lucky?
[Rhino fires off the last T-Shirt in the box, kicks the box out of the ring and then walks towards Elijah, pointing the cannon directly at him. Elijah turns and notices and he quickly dives to the mat, covering his head. Rhino starts laughing and tells Elijah to get up because the cannon is empty and the he's out of T-Shirts, so Elijah quickly gets back to his feet, glaring a hole through Rhino who is still laughing.]
Elijah:"Yeah, laugh it up, ya big fucker ya! Here, I have a present for you.
[Elijah reaches into his pocket and then slowly pulls his hand out, raises it into the air and rotates his wrist, giving Rhino the finger, and Rhino gives him the finger right back as he continues to laugh.]
Elijah:"Fucker. Anyways, ole EA's here to kick some ass in the tag team division and electrify the NEW fans like never before and that starts here tonight, with Team EWeiser beating the holy fucking hell out of Insane Hype, proving their nothing but hype and walking out of World War X as the new, Undisputed NEW World Tag Team Champions!
[The crowd cheers and chants EWeiser.]
Elijah:"I'm a little fuckin thirsty though, think I'll grab an EWeiser or ten before the match...wait, can I even do that? Fuck it , it's...EEEEEEEWEISER TIME and I'm out for now folks, but I'll see ya real soon and we'll celebrate my tag team title win together, sound good!?
[The crowd cheers and half chant NEW, while the other half chants EWeiser.]
Elijah:"Rhino, anything you want to add before we go quench our thirst
[Rhino shrugs his shoulders and then shakes his head no.]
Elijah:"Good enough, we're out for now mudfuckers, but we'll be back in a few blinks of an eye. Until then.....Oh and my tag team partner....is Xavier Xannon Xanders, see ya soon!
[The crowd cheers and chants XXX as Elijah and Rhino leave the ring, fire up their ATV and tear off around the ring and fishtail up the ramp and back to the back. The scene then quickly cuts to the commentators. who immediately take over the broadcast and welcome everyone World War X.]
Double Ring Ladder Match - NEW Golden Contract Briefcase and NEW Special Briefcase
Devin Stone
Hunter Mordor
Chaos
Aaron Bomb
The Sultan
Shale Stevens
Donny J McNasty
Sean Doherty
Adrien Specter
Ryan Omega
Ryan Schilling
Kaeden Cedrik
Devin Stone
Hunter Mordor
Chaos
Aaron Bomb
The Sultan
Shale Stevens
Donny J McNasty
Sean Doherty
Adrien Specter
Ryan Omega
Ryan Schilling
Kaeden Cedrik
Clark Benson- 2 rings, 2 cases suspended above them, and enough ladders to fill a home depot. This, is going to be a match that may very well define NEW for the foreseeable future.
Vince Walters- And it starts right now! What a way to kick off World War X! I almost feel sorry for the other wrestlers who have to follow this up.
Clark Benson- I couldn't agree with you more partner. All 10 men are already in the double squared circle set up, and we're just waiting for our very own Tom Davis to make the announcement.
Tom Davis- Ladies and gentleman the following match will be the Double Ring Ladder match with a World title contract any time, any where on the line, plus a mystery case. The winners will be decided when both cases have been unlatched from the cables suspending them above the ring. Once the first case has been removed, that wrestler must exit the match to the back room.
The referee looks around at the carnage that is ready to ensue, and rings the bell. All at once bodies begin flying...outside of the ring to grab a ladder.
Clark Benson- I think every single wrestler had the same damn idea, and there's a ladder for each one of them.
Vince Walters- We've got our first contact of the night, Schilling was going for a ladder and got crushed from behind by Devin Stone.
Clark Benson- Big Nasty has something to prove here against Schilling, who isn't shy about letting everyone know he only came here to shut the former Trans Atlantic champion up. He caught the guy completely off guard with that attack from behind though.
Vince Walters- Do you really expect anything different from Stone? He prides himself on being the biggest asshole in NEW.
With Schilling down and everyone else basically doing their own thing, Stone picks up a ladder and wedges it between the ring and the guardrail, making a make shift table.
Clark Benson- What the hell? Stone has that damn chain he used to cave in the head of Daniel Devine when he won the Trans Atlantic title.
Vince Walters- It's all legal here Craig. The referee is basically only here to raise someone's hand and usher them backstage when they get a case.
Stone winds up, and puts the chain which is now wrapped around his fit right into the head of Mr. 2012. Schilling drops like a rock, a obvious cut in the middle of his head slowly pooling up with blood.
Clark Benson- Stone isn't through yet...he just picked Schilling up for the Nasty Bomb!
Stone drives Schilling back first into the ladder he set up, and the metal climbing tool has no give at all as Ryan bounces off and falls in a slump to the mats outside.
Vince Walters- Devin Stone has wasted little time making an impact in this match. Ryan Schilling's back could be broken.
Clark Benson- That was one hell of a move. It keeps Schilling from climbing a ladder for the time being, or stopping someone from doing it. However, it might be just a touch to early, because there's still 8 other guys left standing.
In the other ring, Shale Stevens is the first person to set up a ladder in the ring, the other 4 men from ring 2 still outside doing battle, or laid out like Schilling.
Clark Benson- Our former NEW World champ is looking to capitalize on a lack of men in the ring. With all the writing bodies distracted outside, Stevens just might steal the cheap and easy win.
Vince Walters- Whatever gets the job done in a match like this. Shale is on the 6th step, he's almost at the top!
Shale looks poised to take the first case down, until the upstart who picked up the win over him last week Kaeden Cedrik enters the ring with a ladder of his own.
Clark Benson- Looks like Shale's free ride is about to come to a costly end.
Vince Walters- Shale is at the top, but the ladder isn't in good enough position to get the case, he's reaching out for it as best he can though.
Shale's reaching comes to an abrupt end as Kaeden lowers his ladder and charges forward, driving his own climbing utensil into the legs of the ladder Stevens was on. Shale comes crashing down in a heap in the ring, as Kaeden heads to the corner and props his own ladder up.
Clark Benson- It looks like Kaeden has something else in mind besides winning right now. He's running up that ladder like it was stairs.
Outside the ring Sultan, McNasty, and Hunter all tied up in a mess of a battle. When Kaeden reaches the top of his ladder, he jumps off with a cork screw plauncha that hits it's mark, right in the middle of the 3 men.
Vince Walters- Oh my god! Talk about high spots! Kaeden just exploded off the top of that nearly 15 foot high ladder, and twirled through the air like a damn tornado!
Clark Benson- Wow, now we've got a mass of humanity outside the ring down and out. Shale Stevens is feeling the pain in the center of the ring, and Schilling still hasn't moved after that Nasty Bomb.
Vince Walters- You know...I was just doing some counting. I only see 9 men out there.
Clark Benson- You're right Vince, good eye. Where the hell is Sean Doherty?
The question is posed at just the right time. Being the astute ringside staff they are, someone orders that a spot light be placed on the rafters up above the ring.
Vince Walters- Wait just a damn minute...Irish is up on the cat walk! He's trying to reel in the case from there!
Clark Benson- In all my time doing wrestling broadcasts, I have NEVER seen anyone do this. Is it even legal?
Vince Walters- I really couldn't tell you either way, I think it's going to have to be a call made by Triple X and Jesse. All and all right now he's screwing Aaron Bomb, who just set up a ladder under the case that seems to be rising back up into the rafters.
Bomb indeed is at the top of the ladder ready to grab his destiny, when the case moves upward out of his finger tips. The smile on Sean Doherty's face is further illuminated by the spot light, and Irish must feel like he's pulled one over on the entire NEW.
Vince Walters- He's got the case halfway up to him...the boss Triple X is now up there on the cat walk with him!
Having seen Doherty before anyone else, hence the reason for the spotlight, Xanders stands behind Irish with a stern look on his face. The crowd pops as Sean stops long enough to give a thumbs up, thinking the cheers are for him and his nefarious plan.
XXX- I would suggest dropping the case, before I toss you over the railing.
The smile quickly fades from Doherty's face as he turns pale than Adrien Specter. He swivels around dropping the case, to be right in the face of XXX.
Vince Walters- That was surely not what Sean planned for when he climbed up on the cat walk.
Clark Benson- I guess we got our answer about if it was legal or not. That is for sure.
XXX- You will NOT make a mockery out of my match Doherty. You need to get your ass down there now, and win the match like a man.
Doherty can be seen agreeing with XXX, but also catching a glimpse down at the bottom of the cable where Aaron Bomb is now seconds away from unlatching the case.
Clark Benson- The distraction caused by Doherty may just be a blessing in disguise for Aaron Bomb. All he has to do in unlatch the case.
Vince Walters Wait...Doherty is...he's climbing down the cable! I thought using the cat walk was innovative, but this is just crazy!
It is certain that Doherty is either drunk, or just wants to win that bad. Using the quickest way down possible, Sean begins to shimmy down the cable, holding on for dear life and shaking it so Aaron can't get a grasp on it. Down below Bomb is finally taken down by Adrien Specter, who simply pushes the ladder causing Bomb to hit the mat with a thud.
Vince Walters- So what about if Sean reaches the case by climbing down, and then unlatches it? Can he win then?
Clark Benson- Again that's another call for the boss man, but I don't think he's going to have that chance.
Doherty reaches the bottom, and then clings from the case with his body dangling down. Specter having seen this, sets the ladder he knocked bomb off of, and begins to scale it.
Vince Walters- Oh this is about to get ugly...Irish can't get the case unlatched and hang on at the same time...
Clark Benson- Spear! Spear by Adrien Specter! Both he and Irish come crashing down to the mat! So much for the easy way out.
Vince Walters- I think Irish just proved that short cuts don't always pay off...but that was incredibly innovative none the less.
Clark Benson- We've got trouble brewing again. Hunter and Donny are back up, and they don't look very pleased about being jumped on by Kaeden.
Vince Walters- Don't look pleased? They've got him back inside the ring with a ladder wedged between the top and middle turn buckles. This doesn't look good for the VIP at all.
Donny takes the left arm and leg of Cedrik, while Hunter grabs the right side. Both men drag him to the opposite side of the ring, and then run forward sending him like a lawn dart right into the ladder.
Vince Walters- Ouch...now Kaeden's head is hanging limp between two rungs...And now its Sultan's turn.
Sultan backs into the opposite corner, and then charges forward putting his full body weight onto the back of the damaged Cedrik.
Clark Benson- It's going to take about...4 bottles of bubbly to make him feel better after that.
Vince Walters- This match is anyone's game, but who knows when someone is going to get a concrete chance without one of 9 other guys beating them down. This thing could go on all night.
Clark Benson- Devin Stone is in the ring now, and looks ready to make his first stab at the case. He just tossed Irish to the outside, and now has Adrien up on a fireman's carry.
Vince Walters- Specter reverses though sliding around the back. Drop kick to the back of the knee of Stone, the big man just go leveled.
Clark Benson- Stone is hanging over the middle rope feeling the pain from the shot...Ladder to the head by Schilling! How is he even up and moving?
Vince Walters- Actually he's not anymore. I think he used up the last of his reserves for the moment just to nail Stone and get some of a measure of revenge.
Specter grabs the ladder that's still in the ring, taking time to position it under the ring #1 case, and begins to ascend to the heavens.
Clark Benson- Lets hope the ghost can fly, because he's got a damn good chance to win this match right now. I don't see anyone even stirring enough to catch him.
Specter makes it to the top of the ladder, focusing on the case, he never even see's it coming.
Vince Walters- Wait, that's Roger Wright! He just came out of the crowd!
Clark Benson- The Wright Stuff off from the top of the ladder! Roger just screwed Adrien and did a countless amount of damage!
Roger picks himself up, dusts himself off, and calmly leaves the ring, Adrien seemingly out after the move.
Vince Walters- Chaos has reigned supreme in both rings. Ring #2 now has three ladders set up in it side by side.
Clark Benson- Hunter Mordor, Donny J, and Sultan are all climbing, trying their damndest to be the first to reach the case.
The three men reach the top at the same time, but Donny in the middle is the first to get dumped off back ward as Sultan and Hunter hit him with a few hard shots and then toss him off. The 2 men then seem prone to take each other out, but Shale Steven's re-inserts himself into the match.
Clark Benson- Stevens is climbing up...he jumps over the top of the ladder and hit's a diving double clothesline on Sultan and Hunter! All three men hit the mat.
Of course it's about time for a "Holy Shit" chant to break out from the crowd. The match has almost been nothing but high spots, and it doesn't show any sign of slowing down yet.
Clark Benson- Shale is feeling energized after that huge move, but it looks like he's going after the case in the other ring.
Vince Walters- This is the first time someone has left their primary case and headed after the other one. I hope it pays off for the former champ, he deserves it.
Shale goes to grab a ladder, but is immediately dropped to the sound of broken glass and a spray of blood. It takes everyone a minute to figure out what's going on, until we see Kaeden Cedrik roll into the ring, the broken end of a bottle of champagne in his hand.
Clark Benson- I think we just witnessed bottle service. Shale's face is now a crimson mask.
Vince Walters- It's said that competition brings out the best in people, in my eyes it's bringing out the worst. These men are going to do whatever it takes to get one of these cases.
Kaeden climbs into the ring, where Aaron Bomb is setting up a ladder of his own in an attempt to grab the first case. Cedrik oddly enough, pulls the ladder that Stone used to Nasty bomb Schilling into the squared circle.
Clark Benson- I'm not sure what The VIP is thinking here, he's wasting valuable time and Bomb is almost at the top of the ladder.
The case is in reach of Bomb, but Kaeden still seems content to set the ladder up in the corner, climbing to the top himself.
Vince Walters- Cedrik just jumped off the top of that ladder and landed nimbly on Bombs Ladder at the top on the opposite side! What a showing of agility and reflexes!
Clark Benson- Bomb is trying to fight him off, he was so close to taking home the first case it's unbelievable.
Vince Walters- Enzuguri kick by Kaeden! Bomb is out on his feet, and his leg just got hooked in the ladder!
Clark Benson- Kaeden's climbing up...Yes! YES! He's done it! Kaeden Cedrik has just got the first case down!
Kaeden Cedrik has captured the first briefcase
Kaeden holds on to the case for dear life as he drops to the mat below. The referee quickly ushers him back stage, then communicates to the announce team.
Vince Walters- Apparently the case isn't going to be opened until BOTH cases have been retrieved. Clever maneuver by the NEW brass.
Clark Benson- Damn it the suspense is killing me. I want to know what Kaeden has won!
Vince Walters- Well we just might find out. Devine Stone has made his way into ring Number #2 and is going for the last remaining case.
Clark Benson- Wait...Schilling is back up, he just hit The 13th B'ak'tun on Stone!
Vince Walters- After spending most of this match down and out, Schilling might get his...NO! Donny J McNasty with the Potato Planter! I can't believe it!
Clark Benson- Donny took too long to celebrate, the Sultan just nailed him from behind...The Inshala! Spinning choke slam to McNasty and the 24-7 champ is down...and Sultan is leaving? What the hell? He didn't even try to get a ladder set up?
Sultan exit's the ring, and heads straight over to the time keepers table where the 24-7 belt is.
Vince Walters- He's taking the 24-7 title and high tailing it out of here! There's nothing Donny can do about it either.
Clark Benson- Well we haven't heard the last about this, but lets get back to the ring. Irish is back up, and he looks around seemingly shocked by the carnage everywhere.
Vince Walters- I think the shock just wore off. He's got one of the ladders and is walking around the ring nailing everyone with it for good measure.
Sean Doherty does indeed that, nailing Hunter in the forehead, Donny J in the back while he lay on the mat, Devin Stone in the knee's once again, and then finally throwing the ladder from one ring to the next hitting Aaron Bomb in the chest.
Clark Benson Irish is on fire! I think he's hell bent on getting that final case.
Vince Walters- Looking at the trail of bodies he's left, he might have a good chance of doing just that.
Clark Benson- Irish is setting up the ladder, this could be it.
Irish reaches the top of the ladder, stopping to cheer himself on and play to the crowd. That might have been his fatal mistake.
Vince Walters- Wait...Adrien Specter is back up! Rodger Wright might not have screwed him after all.
Clark Benson- Specter has a steel chair from the time keepers table. Did anyone inform him this isn't a TLC match?
Vince Walters- Does it matter? This is anything goes! It wasn't a champagne bottle match, but Shale Stevens found out the hard way that Kaeden brought one.
Doherty stands at the top of the ladder reaching up for the case after his ill advised celebration. Adrien stands on the top turnbuckle behind him out of view, still grasping the steel chair.
Vince Walters- If Adriens going to make his move, he better do it now.
Clark Benson- I agree, Irish almost has the second case and whatever mystery may lay inside.
Just as it seems victory is his, Adrien jumps from the top turnbuckle, holding the chair out in front of him. At the last second he tosses the chair right into the back of Doherty, following it up with a heel kick that hits right on the mark. Both men tumble to the mat, as the crowd breaks out with an "N E W" chant.
Vince Walters- What an amazing move! That was reminiscent of Rob Van Dam's Vandaminator!
Clark Benson- Only I don't think he ever did it to someone standing on a ladder after jumping from the top turnbuckle!
Adrien feeling the adrenaline from the move springs back up, and is at the top of the ladder as quick as a man who hadn't just been through hell and back.
Clark Benson- This is it! Adrien has the second case! This is the end of what was a simply amazing match!
Adrien Specter has captured the second briefcase
Adrien falls to the mat again clutching his case as the bell rings. The chants from the crowd continue, as all 10 men basically get a standing ovation from the audience.
Vince Walters- Now we know who won the cases. I wonder when we're going to find out what's in them.
Clark Benson- I'm sure XXX will make that known soon enough, as for right now? I feel bad for everyone who has to follow up this masterpiece.
Vince Walters- I feel bad for all the guys who have another match tonight. Insanity!
[ We cut away to a best of Ignite 2009 dvd advertisement. ]
Winner of First Briefcase: Kaeden Cedrik
Winner of Second Briefcase: Adrien Specter
Winner of Second Briefcase: Adrien Specter
Four Way Match
Dravaka Drimstone vs. Allen Bends vs. Omega vs. Hunter Mordor
Dravaka Drimstone vs. Allen Bends vs. Omega vs. Hunter Mordor
Clark Benson- Well we are about set to get under way with our next match which will now be a triple threat match due to what I was told just a few moments ago in my head set.
Vince Walters- And, that would be?
Clark Benson- Apperantly he could not make the pay per view tonight due to the fact he had a very serious cult meeting.
Vince Walters- Are you serious?
Clark Benson- It's what I was told.
Vince Walters- Well he can consider his ass fired I can about gurantee that.
Clark Benson- No question about it.
Vince Walters- Well on that note let's go to Tom.
Tom Davis- The following contest is a triple threat match and making his way to the ring first here is "The Lethal Weapon" Hunter Mordor!!!
"A soldiers heart...reflecting back at me..I keep seeing mutilated faces, even in my dreams"
As Eyes of the Insane by Slayer starts to play over the speakers, Hunter Morder walks out onto the stage, smiling crazily. The crowd boos and jeers as The Human Weapon walks down to the ring.
Hunter rolls under the ropes, then runs up onto the corner, and looks around at the booing faces of NEW's fans, before jumping off the corner and standing in the center of the ring, before his music stops.
Tom Davis- Coming to the ring next he is OMEGA!!
"Hero by Skillet cranks up over the speakers and out walks the former marine walks out and salutes the crowd before continuing to walk down to the ring as he gets a decent reaction from the fans."
Tom Davis- And now there opponent he is "MR Hangtime" ALLEN BENDS!!!
"Sweet December (by These Four Walls) hits over the speakers and out walks Bends to the ramp way with a smile on his face as he stops half way down to look around the arena and he then puts one arm in the air getting a good responce."
Clark Benson- It has been said that this will be Allen's last match.
Vince Walters- Yeah because he's a quiting the wuss.
Clark Benson- He's retiring there is a difference.
DING!!
Vince Walters- Right... Well the ball has rang.
Clark Benson- Indeed it has and look at Bends on the attack he went right after Hunter and of course these two men have had some battles in the past. Hunter seemed to be not expecting such an attack from Bends here.
Vince Walters- Hunter will kill him just watch.
Clark Benson- Well let's not forget about Omega who is now getting into it with both of them as all three men are going at it with strikes. Look at Bends though he just hit a standing drop kick to the face of Omega knocking him off his feet but WHAM!! Hunter caught Allen off guard with a devastating spin kick right to Allen's face knocking him down.
Vince Walters- Stick a fork in him he's done.
Clark Benson- I doubt he's done yet but Omega just came to his feet and is now brawling with Hunter but it didn't do much good because Hunter is the pure striker in this match and he just showed that with a spinning elbow to the nose of Omega.
Vince Walters- Omega's nose is broken!
Clark Benson- Yikes I think your right as he has fallen to his knee's as Hunter now back up and RAMS him with his knee right to the fore head of Omega!
Hunter looks crazed as he seems to be loving what he's doing too Omega as he continues to stomp the crap out of him until Allen Bends got to his feet climbing to the top rope and nailing a great missle drop kick on Hunter which took him off his feet. Bends then sling shots off the ropes hitting a back flip into a splash on Hunter and goes for the cover.
One.....
Two....
NO!!!
Vince Walters- No way will he keep Hunter down with a move like that.
Clark Benson- What are you talking about that was a great move!
Vince Walters- It was just okay in my book.
Clark Benson- Well then your so called book sucks.
Vince Walters- I happen to be a broadcast journalist unlike you!
Clark Benson- I am just going to ignore you said that because I have a match to call! Omega is back to his feet and he got a hold of Bends nailing a snap suplex. Now Omega brings Bends to his feet again tossing him into the turnbuckle and with a head full of steam nails a close line! Man Bends got hit hard by that but Omega needs to turn around!
Hunter had gotten to his feet and with a sick smile was waiting and then Omega turned around and wham Hunter nailed him with a devistating DDT! Omega is down but Bends ran at Hunter hitting a leaping a close line knocking Hunter back a few steps and then he hit his Kokiri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes the pin!
One....
TWO....
NO!!!!
Vince Walters- Omega pulled Bends off of Hunter breaking the count and he hit a scoop slam on Bends now he runs off the ropes and drops a big leg drop across the throat of Bends.
Clark Benson- Wow Bend's was so close there but Omega is in control now as he is setting Bends up for a suplex and lifts him up but BENDS flipped out of it! AND Kokiri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HIT IT ON OMEGA TO!
Vince Walters- Wow Bend's is having a strong showing here I must admit. And, now he makes the cover!
One....
Two....
NO!!!!
Hunter managed to get to his feet dropping an elbow to Bends head stopping the count. Hunter then waited as Bends got to his feet and went for his DECAPITATER!! NO!!! Bends ducked his head and his a super kick to Hunter knocking him off his feet. Allen now climbs to the top turn buckle and leaps off an attempted 450 splash but Hunter got his knee's up!!! Omega has now came to his feet and now all three men have gotten back up. HUNTER NAILS HIS DECAPITATER ON OMEGA DAMN NEAR TAKING HIS HEAD OFF!! Bends however turns Hunter around and HITS ANOTHER Kokiri!!!!
Bends makes the cover!
One....
TWO....
NO!!
Clark Benson- Hunter managed to get his right boot on the ropes stopping the count but Bends is now climbing to the top turnbuckle and leaps off hitting his Whetu Ngahoro!!!!!!!!!!! ON A ALREADY DOWNED OMEGA! THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THR NO!!!!!
Hunter broke up the count by driving his left knee into the spine of Bend's and now waits as Bends comes to his feet DECAPITATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Benson- Wow I thought Allen had it won but Hunter showed his toughness and just took Bend's head off!
Vince Walters- Hunter makes the cover on Bends!
One.....
Two.....
THREE!!!!
DING!!!
Tom Davis- Here is your winner HUNTER MORDOR!!!
Winner by Pinfall: Hunter Mordor
Craig Benson: We just got word we need to cut to the back of the arena. Something is going on it seems an unexpected limo has pulled up in the back.
The scene cuts to the loading bay at the palace where a black limo has just pulled up. The driver exits the limo and walks to the back of the car. He opens the door and a gentlemen in a black hoodie steps out. He does a good job of hiding his face from the camera and enters into the building. The scene returns to a shot of the ring and the crowd.
Vince Walters: Who in the hell was that.
Craig Benson: Who the hell knows, maybe we will find out tonight. But for now lets get to our next match.
Four Way Match
Antonio Cruz vs. Josh Cole vs. Mac Savage vs. Batroy
Antonio Cruz vs. Josh Cole vs. Mac Savage vs. Batroy
Tom Davis: The following contest is a Four Way match, scheduled for one fall...
Clark Benson: I don't know about you Vince, but I've been looking forward to this match all week.
Vince Walters: Well I certainly haven't. All these guys lost last week, and three of them have never won a match to begin with.
Clark: Still, I think these guys are going to give us a good match, I've been backstage today walking around the locker room, and I've got to say I've seen a drastic change in attitude in all competitor.
Vince: I disagree, I think this is a waste time on an otherwise good PPV. Needless to say, they got to pull out something really good to impress me.
Tom: Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Sacramento, California, weighing in at 215 lbs. Josh Cole!
(The titantron reads the Passage of Matthew 24, Verses 24-28, before blacking out, and suddenly 3... 2... 1... Press Start! Are you ready to Play? Flashes on the Titantron. When the lights go up and the game is on/Are you ready for me?/Cause I'm ready for you/When the bell rings out and the fight is on/Are you ready for me?/Cause I'm ready for you...
The fans cheer and scream as, "Game On" by "Disciple" blast's through the sound system as Blue, Green and Orange pyro explodes and Josh Cole walks out to the top of the stage wearing light blue jean shorts and his 321 Shirt and pair of black and green adidas wrestling shoes. He bounces up and down a few times, then runs down the ramp as he slaps some hands of the fans in the front row. He approaches ringside and takes in a quick breathe and jumps up onto the apron and hops over the top rope.)
Clark: Now here is a guy who has changed over the past week, already the crowd can feel his energy as he makes his way to the ring.
Vince: I'm personally not sure. Yeah, he can jump around the ring and put on a smile, but there is a difference between pretending to be in the game, or having your head truly into the match. He's got a lot to prove tonight to show he can finally show how good he is.
Tom: Now making his way to the ring, the opponent, hailing from the United Kingdom, weighing in at 230 lbs., Antonio Cruz!
("Dying in your arms" by Trivium hits the PA system, as the lights flicker between Red, white and blue. The same applies with the pyro, expect it explodes all down the stage.
As the opening verse ends, Antonio comes out, wearing a white tank top, blue shorts with the British flag on both sides and black wrestling style boots. He looks snobbishly at the fans, who are booing him.
He then starts slowly walking down the ramp, ignoring the fans, before climbing up the steps and jumping onto the top turnbuckle where he raises one hand up in the air. He then jumps down and walks into the middle of the ring, raising both hands into the air, before getting down on one knee and pretending to bow. He then stands up and gets ready for the match, his eyes looking over at Josh)
Clark: "The Bulldog" really put in a good performance last week in his match against Kaeden "The VIP" Cedrik, and Shale Stevens.
Vince: What are you talking about? He lost the match and he was the one who got pinned!
Clark: All I'm saying is you don't have to have win a match to show how good of a wrestler you are.
Vince: No, you don't, but in this game, if you're not winning matches, then it doesn't matter if you're a good wrestler or not, no one is gonna pay attention to you.
Tom: Now making his way to the ring, their opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 236 lbs. "The One and Only" Mac Savage!
(Lights dim as "One Of a Kind" plays . A quick burst of pyro goes off from the entrance curtains and Mac hops up from the stage. Walking down the ramp he slaps a few fans hands before nodding at the ring and making a run for it.
Mac slides into the ring and climbs onto the second turnbuckle, raising his hands up in the air before climbing to the top turnbuckle and performing a back flip. As he lands he turns around and looks to both his opponents, keeping an eye on both of them, as they do the same.)
Clark: Now here is a man who needs to really impress tonight. He only got two shots into his last match.
Vince: I couldn't disagree more. Did you see how he went in Jesse Styles' office and demanded a match? I can see good things coming from this guy, and maybe even a victory tonight.
Tom: And finally, their opponent, hailing from The Block #28, weighing in at 240 lbs., Batroy!
(Batroy comes down to the ring with Firestarter by The Prodigy, running down and making his way to the ring, before turning to the other ring and entering it, making him the only one standing in the other ring, his chest puffed out ready for a fight.)
Clark: What on earth is he doing? He's getting into the wrong ring.
Vince: Hey! Don't you question Batroy, there is always method to his madness.
Clark: Yeah, but mostly madness.
(The ref looks over at Batroy, then to the other three in the ring. He simply shrugs his shoulders and rings the bell.)
Clark: And there's the bell, and we are off.
Vince: Don't worry, I brought my pillow with me this time, wake me up when we get onto something important.
(Cole, Cruz, and Savage all begin looking at each other, making sure they don't take their eyes off their opponent, waiting for someone to make the first move. Suddenly Cruz makes his way to the side of the ring and gets out, waiting by the side for the other two to start fighting.)
Clark: Cruz showing his experience there, getting out of dodge and conserving his energy.
Vince: That does no such thing. It shows that he's a coward. Stop being such a pussy and get in there, that's what I say.
(Josh and Mac watch Cruz for a moment, before they both turn to each other. As they both approach one another, they take their hands and put them together, beginning a strength test. Cruz watches from the sidelines as Batroy does an Irish jig in the other ring. Mac starts to begin the strength test before Josh suddenly drops to the floor, bringing Mac on top of him before he quickly converts to an Armbar.)
Clark: Josh taking the upper hand early in the match.
Vince: Really? This is boring, the best part of the match is Batroy's dancing.
(Cruz keep his eyes on Josh and Mac before quickly looking over to Batroy, who's begun to dance the Macarena. He walks over to the other ring and climbs in, doing a quick clothesline putting Batroy to the mat. As Batroy stands, The Bulldog bounces off the rope and performs another clothesline. As Batroy attempts to get back up, Cruz attempts yet another clothesline, before Batroy grabs the top rope and pulls it down, causing Antonio to go to the floor.
Meanwhile, Josh attempts to get Mac to tap out quickly. Savage retaliates by punching Cole in the kidneys with his spare hand, causing Josh to release the hold. Mac moves away from Josh as he moves his arm around, trying to get some feeling back into it. Josh quickly gets up and attempts to a standing rear naked choke.)
Clark: Bad move from the beginner there, you should never take your eyes off your opponent.
Vince: Utter schoolboy error.
(Mac quickly shoots his elbow into Josh's side, causing Cole to let go, before Savage performs a quick discus clothesline. Seeing Josh laying on the floor, Mac takes his chance by going up the turnbuckle and prepares to do a moonsualt. Just then Cruz gets up off the floor and stands up rubbing his head. Mac sees this and quickly turns and performs the moonsualt on Cruz, landing upon Cruz and both land between the rings.)
Clark: and Mac goes for a moonsualt to Cruz, AND HE HITS IT! But it looks like he hurt himself in the process.
Vince: Yet another stupid move from "The One and Only" there. Has he never heard of self-preservation?
Clark: And Batroy seems to have been watching and he's climbing the turnbuckle. And he goes for a double leg drop.
Vince: Now that's what we need to see from Batroy, if he continues on this way, the match will be his, no question.
(Josh gets to his feel, and sees the pile-up outside the ring, before looking to the crowd and smiling.
Clark: Here it comes...BAM! RIGHT ONTO BATROY!
Vince: I knew he would pull it out the bag this match.
Clark: What are you talking about? You thought this match was gonna suck!
Vince: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Clark: Oh never mind, back to the match, and it appears Antonio Cruz is the first up...
(Cruz finally gets to his feet and looks at the four men around him. He quickly grabs Savage and gets him into the ring, before going for a cover.)
ONE...
Clark: and Mac gets his shoulder up.
(Cruz quickly gets up and backs up to the turnbuckle. As Mac begins to get back up, Antonio begins running for the punt, before suddenly Batroy springboards into the ring and lands on Cruz, going for a surprise pin.)
ONE...
TWO...
Clark: And that's a kick out from The Bulldog.
Vince: Even I've got to admit, this match is starting to get interesting.
Clark: I couldn't agree with you more.
(Josh gets up, and makes his way back into the ring, making his way to the apron, just as Mac get's to his feet. Savage goes over to Cole and pulls him into the ring and performs an Irish whip on Josh. As he comes back, Mac hits Cole with a shoulder block, before rising his arms to the crowd.)
Clark: We can see the confidence in Mac as he taunts his opponents.
Vince: You call it taunting, I call it getting the crowd behind you.
Clark: Speaking of behind you, LOOK OUT MAC!
(Mac turns around to see Cruz coming toward him with a spear, hitting it and forcing both him and Mac out to ringside.)
Clark: Now that looked as though it hurt.
Vince: Has that ever happened to you? You've no idea how much that hurt, regardless of what it looks like.
Clark: Well regardless, it looks as though they both took quite a hit from that, that leaves only Josh Cole and Batroy in the ring, while the ref has gone out the ring to check on both Mac and Antonio.
(Batroy gets up and looks around the ring, seeing Josh is the only one there.)
Clark: It appears someone is coming down to the ring...IT ADRIEN SPECTER!!! What is he doing here?
Vince: Well him and Josh are both in the Payroll, could it be that he's here to assist him?
Clark: It looks as though he's got some beer bottles under his arm. What is he doing?
(Adrien walks up to the apron and gets up on the side, walking over and calling Batroy over, handing him a beer.)
Clark: What on earth?! He's drinking with Batroy? Has the world gone mad?
Vince: I don't care what it looks like, there is something going on here.
(As Batroy takes the drink, he downs it before looking at Adrien, who has taken another bottle, and smashes it on Batroy's head.)
Vince: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!!! I knew there was something not right about Adrien getting all friendly with Batroy.
Clark: And what is this? Adrien is telling Josh to pin Batroy!
Vince: And so all the pieces finally fall into place...
Clark: Hold your horses Vince, by the looks of it, Cole won't do it!!!
Vince: What? He's got Batroy on his back and he won't pin him?!!! Come on Josh, take the win!
Clark: He won't do it, he's shaking his head at Specter, and Adrien is fuming.
Vince: Of course he is! He practically gave the match to Cole and he won't take it? I know I'm be pissed too.
(Josh picks up Batroy and sits him down with his back to the turnbuckle. Cole then begins to make his way out of the ring, and looks at Mac as he gets to his feet. They look at each other before locking up on the floor.)
Clark: Well it looks as though Cole and Savage are gonna be at it again.
Vince: But what about Cruz? It looks as though he's going for Batroy who's still out.
Clark: So he plans to win this match by cheating?
Vince: It's not cheating, it taking advantage of a situation. The ref didn't see Adrien, so he wasn't there.
Clark: He gets into the ring and pulls Batroy into the middle of it. He's going for a cover, and calls the ref...
ONE...
TWO...
Clark: BATROY KICKS OUT!
Vince: He really had to dig down deep to get that! A bottle to the head and he can still kick out!
Clark: It appears the pin attempt caught the attention of Savage and Cole, who both jump into the ring.
Vince: Now this is how it should be, all four guys in the ring at once. Back to how it should have been.
(Josh looks at Mac and smiles. Before Savage returns the look. They both join hands and run for Cruz, performing a double clothesline. As Cruz goes over the top, Batroy quickly grabs Mac and does a quick rollup.)
ONE...
TWO...
(Josh quickly runs and kicks Batroy off Savage, before grabbing him and throwing him out of the ring.
Clark: Excellent save from Cole there...
Vince: But he better look out behind him!
(Mac quickly grabs Josh and turns him around, before performing a T-bone Suplex.)
Clark: He's going for a cover!
ONE...
TWO...
Clark: And Josh gets his arm up!
Vince: This match if great! Didn't I tell you this was gonna be a great match?
Clark: No you didn't!
Vince: Well you should pay more attention to what I say, you might learn something!
(Savage get's up and turns to Cole, quickly putting him into the figure-4 leg lock.)
Clark: And the submission is locked in!
Vince: The agony that Cole must be in. If he could reverse the hold!
Clark: He's gonna tap. HE'S GONNA TAP!!!
( Josh with all his might turns the hold over putting Mac in the pain and Mac tries to get out of it but Josh seemed to have very strong legs and Mac Savage eventually tapped out!!! )
Tom Davis: Here is your winner Josh Cole!!
Winner by Submission: Josh Cole
[Come With Me by Puff Daddy plays as the name Machina plays on the screen]
Clark Benson: WHAT THE... The fWo Hall of Famer is returning to wrestling after 5 years away from the ring?
Vince: Former fWo World Champion and true legend of this business...
Clark: Wait a Minute...
[Suddenly a man walks out in Machina's face mask but the tights say "Dangerous 1"]
Clark: That's Danny Diamond what the hell is he doing?
Vince: Well rumors were that after his 30 foot plus moonsault at his last event that Danny has been acting.. off.. it seems that is still the case.
[Danny Diamond makes his way to the ring where he begins to talk]
"You all fucking suck.. this place is no more than a dump and that is exactly where this place should be relegated to, these fans stink and so does Detroit, you are all nothing but underpaid underappreciated lackeys for billion dollar corporations who don't give a shit about you..."
[Suddenly out runs Jessica Diamond, Danny's wife as she makes her way to the ring Danny, thinking he is Machina continues to talk]
"And who the fuck is this skank, hey honey.. this is a wrestling ring, not a place for tits and ass."
[Jessica looks appalled as the cameras get in close.]
Jessica: Since you don't know who you are, I'll forgive you but first of all.. you're not Machina."
"Okay, then who am I?
Jessica: "Dangerous" Danny Diamond.
[Jessica removes the mask and hands Diamond a mirror]
"Son of a bitch, I'm not Machina, I could have sworn.."
Jessica: Let's get out of here,
Clark: Uhm.. Okay?
Vince: He really does need help.
Hell Fire Match
Aaron Bomb vs. Sean Doherty
Aaron Bomb vs. Sean Doherty
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
Tom Davis - The following, is a HELLFIRE MATCH. Now, in this match the only way to win is too either, send your opponent through the table, while it is engulfed by flames, or, to light your opponent on fire, then sending him through the table!
As the camera looks over the thousands of fans in the arena "Whiskey In The Jar" by Metallica plays as fans come too their feet, for the previously undefeated Sean Doherty, as he limps out to the stage, before limping down the aisle way.
Tom Davis - Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Baile Atha Cliath, Dublin, Ireland...weighing in at 234 pounds, he is, "The Irish Heartbreaker"...SEAN DOHERRTTTYY!!!
Clark Benson - Sean is limping pretty badly. Last week on iGNITE it took more then 5 shots with a Steel Chair from Johnny Stylez, too keep him on the ground for 3 seconds. His legs looks in pretty bad condition.
As Sean slumps to the ground in one of the ring corners, his music fades. Seconds later, "Take It All" by Ziddia plays and the crowd again come too their feet as "The Everlaster" comes through the curtain.
Tom Davis - And introducing second, from New York City, weighing in at 297 pounds...AARON BOMMBB!!!
Bomb makes his way to the ring, with a look of near pure focus in his eyes. Bomb quickly gets in the ring. His music fades, and Sean drags himself too his feet, obviously in alot of pain.
Vince Walters - By the end of this match, somebody is going to be smelling like barbaque!
Clark Besnon - Actually idiot they're going to smell like fire!
The referee rings the bell and were underway.
Clark Benson - So here we go! Sean Doherty has one victory over Aaron Bomb.
Aaron comes out quickly and goes right for Sean's legs. He chops him down with hard kicks to Sean's legs. He places himself behind Sean and hits a running Knee Chop. He goes straight to work, banging Sean's legs off the mat. He wrenches at his left leg, almost trying to pull it off. Aaron eventually changes his focus from his legs too Sean's head. He begins hitting him with hard kicks to the head of Sean Doherty. He mounts him and hits him with hard Elbows and Forearms to the skul off "The Irish Heartbreaker". Aaron poses for the fans who boo him, siding with Doherty.
Clark Besnon - Vince, Aaron feels like he was robbed a couple of weeks ago on iGNITE, by Sean's friend, DJ McNasty helping him out. But in truth, Johnny Stylez interfered first, he tried to cause Sean the match, so I don't see why Aaron is complaining!
Vince Walters - I think it was because, Sean destroyed Aaron's return match, and destroyed it pretty well. Aaron has reacted, by being a nagging bitch! Bomb, should change his tampon!
Aaron hurls Sean over the tope rope. Aaron steps out onto the ring aproan and comes down hard with a Sledgehammer to the back of Sean Doherty. Aaron tosses Sean into the guard rail, before going over to the time keeper and throwing him off his chair. Aaron picks up the Steel Chair and brings it over too where Sean is located. Aaron swings wildly for Sean's head, but Sean ducks, going for a Headbutt, but a wise Aaron gets the chair in the way, and Sean headbutts the Chair instead. Hitting it so hard he leaves a dent in the chair.
Vince Walters - Wow...Sean could be out.
Aaron strolls over to a table that has being placed ringside for the combatents and slides it into the ring. He goes over too ringside, where on a small table, lighter fluid and matches have being placed. Aaron tosses both the matches and lighter fluid into the ring. He goes back to Doherty, but Sean meets Aaron by smashing the Chair over the head of Aaron Bomb.
Clark Benson - Big shot from Doherty. Bomb is down!
Sean who is holding both his legs, lifts Aaron into the ring and proceeds to toss in the chair. Sean rolls, slowly into the ring, and waits behind Aaron with the chair, as Aaron turns around he is hit across the head with the chair. Aaron hits the ground as Sean poses with the chair above his head. Sean throws the chair to ringside and then begins setting up the table in the ring. Sean grabs the lighter fluid and spreads it across the table. He has his back turned and Aaron comes up on his knees from behind and low blows Sean Doherty.
Vince Walters - Low blow from Bomb! Not the first, and definetly not the last time we'll see him do that!
Aaron gets too his feet and grabs the lighter fluid, and emptys the container over the table. But out of nowhere a man in a pair of dark blue jeans, a navy blue hoodie, with a black leather overcoat and a hockey mask on appears behind Aaron.
Vince Walters - Who the hell?
Aaron turns around and looks at the man. Aaron doesn't obviously know what too do. Suddenly Aaron charges at the man, who dodges out of the way. The man grabs Aaron from behind and hits an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. The bell rings at ringside!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
Clark Benson - Remember the stipulation?!
Tom Davis - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called for the bell, as, according to the stipulation in this match, nobody was allowed to interfere on Sean Doherty's behalf, therefore the winner of this match...AARON BOMMBBB!!!
Vince Walters - What???
Winner by Outside Interference: Aaron Bomb