!!!!!!WeLCoMe HoMe BuDDy, WeLCoMe HoMe!!!!!
...And I ThiNk I SPEAK FoR EvEryoNe WHeN I SAY
!!!!!It'z ABouT F'N TIME!!!!!!
NoW THiNgZ ArE GoInG To GeT REALLY InTeReSTiNG!!!!
I said walking into the office of former NEW owner and president and now full fledged member of The cRu Roger Wright. He had a smirk on his face as he was finishing up some last minute paper work as he crossed all the T's and dotted all the i's as we finally drove the final nail in the coffin of that dying company that was once upon a time as
!!!!NEW EDGE WRESTLING!!!!
Too BaD To F'N SAD!!!!
But in all honesty all of you phuck mooks had to see this shit coming! I mean we told you all since day phucking one! One the day the cRu was formed Myself, XXX, Ryan Pugh, Inkt, and Al Envy swore in front of the entire wrestling world that before all was said and done we would be standing before New Edge Wrestling as it was burned to the ground and destroyed it. It was our mission from phucking jump street to tear down this company that had been diseased and plagued by Cera, Matthew Carter, Adrien Specter, and the rest of the bitch ass court, and even though we may not have won the War Games match the fact still remained that ultimately
!!!!ViCToRy WAS OURZ!!!!
IN OTHER WORDZ CHAPZ...
~$~MiSSiON F'N ACCOMPLISHED ~$~
And Despite What Happened This Evening Victory WAS SWEET!!!
Because when a plan comes full circle one cannot help but smile because after all of our hard work, after all of our careful planning and execution once again the members of the New Edge Roster were forced to choke down what most definitley had to be a very hard pill to swallow! Because now we have truly succeded we have taken from them everything! Everything they have accomplished and achieved and ultimately we have taken from them the place they all called home!
Now granted they just like us were going to be pioneers of this new company that was to emerge, but still it was us who were the victors, because it was us who forced them to see our vision, it was us who forced them into our way of life, and it was us who forced them to say farewell to everything they had achieved. Yet if you want to look at it a certian way, we did nothing but put New Edge Wrestling
!!!!!OuT OF IT's F'N MISERY!!!!!
...And That is Why WE SUCCEDED AND THEY FAILED!!!!
Because we saw this ship sinking way before it ever did! We saw this coming which is why at the BetterThanU pay per view we ripped up our NEW contracts and spat in Jesse Styles's face because we told him and everyone else that there is no New Edge Wrestling without us. And even though The cRu was still apart of NEW at the time of it's apparent death the wounds caused by Specter, Carter, Cera, and Slater were too big to heal!
They had destroyed it and we simply euthanized it, and seeing the looks on their faces as we robbed them of their joy of victory was every bit of worth it. Because despite Matt Slater's heroics they know good and got damn well that their victory was a fluke! It was supposed to be us who claimed the victory in that match, but due to the failure of Al Envy to get early momentum we failed.
But due to the ACE up our sleeve as always we walk out of this arena tonight with a reason to hold our head high and still with the feeling of victory in our hearts because it was truly us who won here today! Finally our prophecy has been fulfilled as once again we get to look every single one of them in the eyes on Insanity this week and once again be able to tell them
!!!!!We F'N TOLD YOU SO!!!!!
And They Have No Other Choice But To Accept It!!!
Because NEW was now offically dead and thanks to the planning of myself, Ryan Pugh, and Roger Wright things as usual went our phucking way, and we proved to the entire world that we are much bigger, much badder, and much more powerful than New Edge Wrestling and everything and everyone in it!!! This was a glorious moment for us and tonight we would truly celebrate it like it is one. But as I made myself comfortable in Roger's office I soon discovered that before the party could begin there was one final loose end that needed to be tied up! One that required our personal attendance!
Roger Wright: Yeah just a minute Johnny let me sign these last few papers, and then I have to make one last round and collect certian business property that belongs to us.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh and you need help with that I presume?
Roger Wright: Of course, why do you think I sent for you? Where is Pugh?
LA Johnny Stylez: Where do you think he is?
Roger Wright: Ohh Jesus, he really couldn't wait a half hour till we got out of here?
LA Johnny Stylez: No and with as much money as he has you'd think he'd phucking hire someone to go get his Burger King for him, but honestly I think he loves the entire experience of driving up to the drive thru, flirting with whatever wildabeast is taking his order, paying for it, and then having the bag touch his hands the moment they pull the burger from underneath the heat lamp and wrap it up in the paper. He is under the misconception that every single time he picks up that nasty shit that its served fresh...
Roger Wright: You've told him it isn't ri...
LA Johnny Stylez: THoUSaNDz of TiMez it's no use! He is also convinced that every Burger King just magically knows when he comes to town so they make it fresh just for him...
Roger Wright: Oh Jesus he's special!
LA Johnny Stylez: In more ways than one! So while we wait, I got to know, how does it feel to be back on the winning side?
Roger Wright: Well it would have been nicer if we would have gotten the job done in the ring tonight.
LA Johnny Stylez: I don't even want to talk about it Roger, I'd like to forget it if possible!
Roger Wright: Fair enough, but still I have to say all things considered I feel great. I thought for sure that after doing what I did I would at least feel just a little bit of remorse...
LA Johnny Stylez: So do you?
Roger looks at Johnny for a moment before an evil smirk shoots across his face as he looks at his new found friend and begins to laugh as he says...
Roger Wright: NOPE NOT ONE GOT DAMN BIT!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: That's my boy! So you ready for tonight?
Roger Wright: Yeah I suppose so, after all the bullshit I've had to put up with over the last few weeks I could use some cutting lose, what do you guys have planned.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh we are throwing a huge party!
Roger Wright: Cool, where the hotel?
LA Johnny Stylez: Roger please...I'm insulted...We go through the trouble of making the most shocking turn in the history of pro wrestling by killing off the greatest wrestling company in the world over the last three years and you think we are going to throw some rinky dink hotel party? Come on...you are in the cRu NOW! We do it BIG ALL THE PHUCKING TIME!
Roger Wright: So where's this place at?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh just you wait...You'll see! And believe me when I tell you this is going to be the biggest phucking party you'll ever see!
Roger Wright: Good!
Just then Pugh barges in the room with two brown Burger King bags in his hand and a large drink in the other. He has a non chalant look on his face like you'd never know he had a match where he decimated and humiliated NEW's former Queen of Xtreme for the 606789th time. But still none the less he plopped down the bags on Roger's desk and reached in to grab a double cheeseburger. I then go to reach in the bag and grab a burger as I had the munchies but the moment my finger tips touched the edge of the brown paper Pugh slapped my hand.
Ryan Pugh: Don't even think about it bitch, I only got enough for me...
LA Johnny Stylez: THERE'Z TWELVE PHUCKING BURGERS IN THERE TONZ OF FUN...YOU CAN SPARE ONE!!!
Ryan Pugh: No I can't...If you wanted something you should have asked it's not like you didn't know where I was going ya got damn burnout!
LA Johnny Stylez: I did ask you to get me something...
Ryan Pugh: Seriously?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah, double whopper with cheese!
Ryan Pugh: No you didn't!
LA Johnny Stylez: YES I DID NUM NUTZ!
Ryan Pugh: Well I didn't hear you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh there's a phucking shocker...I swear when you've got Burgers on The Brain you turn into a phucking dumb ass!
Ryan Pugh: Well at least I know how to drive!
LA Johnny Stylez: Which is amazing considering you don't know how to think and eat at the same time...
Ryan Pugh: *NoM NoM NoM*... What did you say?
LA Johnny Stylez: You're DUMB...I said YOU ARE DUMMMMB!!!!
Ryan Pugh: FUCK YOU...So Rog we gunna go take care of this or what?
LA Johnny Stylez: Go take care of what?
Ryan Pugh: Ohh what you didn't tell him?
LA Johnny Stylez: What? Tell me what?
Roger then looks at Pugh and then Me as I have this beyond confused look on my face as Roger grins mischeviously again as the scene slowly fades to
...A FeW MoMeNTZ LaTeR...
Suddenly we find ourselves outside of a lockerroom door that reads THE COURT with their logo on the computer generated piece of paper. A hand knocks on the door as the hand is withdrawn as they wait for a few brief moments as the door suddenly swings open and we find ourselves glaring at none other than the King Himself...Adrien Specter. The now former NEW Trans Atlantic Champion and one half of the NEW Tag Team Champions looks on in disgust as he says.
Adrien Specter: What in the hell do you want?
The camera pans around as we see none other than Roger Wright, The Insane Icon Ryan Pugh, and THe DoN OF DiSReSPECT LA Johnny Stylez, who is wearing sunglasses as his trademark black and white cRu t-shirt. Ryan and Johnny are standing to Roger's right and left as Roger sternly looks at Adrien with an arrogant smirk on his face as he begins to speak.
Roger Wright: Is that anyway to talk to your boss Adrien?
Adrien Specter: FORMER BOSS, for Christs sakes Roger you've only been hanging out with that stoner for about an hour now, you can't tell me you have already succumbed to the same memory loss he undoubtly does.
Johnny smirks as Adrien takes his personal job at my after school activities!
I then lunge forward but Roger stops me, as he turns back to Adrien and says..
Roger Wright: Well while that may be true, you are still under contract to me until I leave the building this evening, but then again I would never have expected you to catch that because well Adrien to be quite honest you were never the sharpest knife in the drawer!
LA Johnny Stylez: Right, which is why I took no offense to an insult that comes from a bitch who calls himself the KING, when all he really is is a ROYAL CABANNA BOY! So are you going to invite us in or what Court Jester?...Or whatever your little bitch nickname is...
Adrien Specter: You give me one good reason why I should? Or better yet why don't you give me one good reason why Me and the other members of the Court don't jump your asses and leave you laying right here and right now.
Ryan Pugh: Well because Adrien, you want to prove what Roger just said about you true and prove you are not as dumb as you look, because well we all know that if you did want to start a fight it would get really ugly really fast, and you are no doubt still winded from your hellacious encounter with Devin Stone eariler in the evening, and well believe it or not we didn't come here just to fuck with you guys. We don't exactly have to come face to face with you to talk about how pathetic you and the rest of the sheep inside of that room are!
Roger Wright: So, so how about you shut your mouth and quit wasting our time because like Ryan said we came here on officall business and the sooner you let us do that the sooner you can get back to fluffing Vanessa's pillows or fixing her a glass of Reya's warm piss...Or whatever else she has you mindless idiots doing when you aren't getting your asses kicked in the ring!
Adrien Specter: Watch it Roger, just because you decided to tuck tail and run with these guys because you got sick of getting your ass kicked by them doesn't mean I can't and won't BEAT TOUR ASS AGAIN!
Roger Wright: Like I said Adrien maybe one of these days you and I can climb in the ring and I can show you just how wrong you are, but for now we have a business matter to settle and I'd like to go ahead and get it taken care of, because the longer I'm standing here the more I wanna punch you in the face...So stand aside let us in, and this will all be over with shortly!
Adrien Specter: Why do you have to come in?
Roger Wright: Because this concerns more than just you!
Adrien Specter: Very well then...Be quick!
Adrien then stands aside as Pugh, Roger and Myself enter The Court locker room, which I must admit is a lot nicer than I thought it would be considering most of this stable is nothing more than a bunch of overrated curtian jerkers but still none the less I can see where most of there measley pay checks go...I guess if you want to appear as royalty you have to look the part but none the less I find it funny because most of the time this is used as the women's locker room which would explain why there are no urinals in their bathroom but none the less appropriate for a group of bitchez if you ask me.
As I walk by Adrien I pucker my lips and make a kissing sound as he glares at me the same way he always glares at me like he wants to take my phucking head off, but if there is one thing we should all know about him by now is that if there is anything that bitch of a man is not capable of it's THAT!
So anyway as we make our way inside the locker room we find all members of The Court present and accounted for accept the Queen Bee herself, she is probably in the bathroom looking at herself in the mirror or out at a starbucks jerking off the manager for a free shot of espresso or something.
Yet as we finally make our way into the room and Adrien shuts the door behind us we find Frank Finelli dressed and showered after their respective matches. I looked around the room to see if Apathy was in here, I figured she would be since her and Frank decided to rekindle their old flame...It was sad really, I mean I wonder if Frank knew that the only reason she was with him was because all of her other options had been expended. I'm sure if we are here long enough I'd find some way to let that slip, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
The moment Adrien shuts the door, Frank goes to get up as he may be a dumb mother phucker but he is smart enough to know that anytime he sees us he had better get ready to fight because any other time he has looked up and seen a cRu t-shirt he has gotten his oversized juiced up head kicked in, much like he will this week when the three of us climb in the ring with three of them and hand them their asses
!!!!!OnE Mo TiME!!!!!
Ya KnOW FoR GooD OLe TiMe'z SaKe!!!!
But before Frank is able to totally make it to his feet Roger holds his hands out and with a calm tone assures Frank there is no need to stand as this time we came in peace...Well KiNDa...
Roger Wright: Please Frank, sit down, we didn't come to fight! As I'm sure you've all heard by now there is a big Insanity planned for this week, and well I think I speak for all of us when I say we can wait until next week to climb in the ring and kick the crap out of Vanessa's little Court...Speaking of that snoody cunt where is she at?
Adrien Specter: That's none of your business asshole, why don't you say what you gotta say and get the hell out of here...Unless this of course concerns her...
Roger Wright: Meh, no not really I was just trying to be polite...EXCUSSSSE ME...
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah we just figured if she was somewhere the three of you would be right there with her at her becking call as usual!
Frank Finelli: You wanna watch your mouth there stoner boy? Don't forget where you are!
Ryan Pugh: Aw isn't that cute Johnny, Apathy's new boy friend thinks we are scared of him!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh yeah I heard about that...What happened with uhh...uhh What's her name that you were with? What's the matter? She didn't look the same after Pugh gave it to her again and again! You know she cried after it was over right? Talking about how beautiful it was when they came together or some shit, I thought it was kinda sappy personally but you know!
Frank Finelli: ENOUGH! You assholes say you didn't come here looking for a fight, but if you keep on that's exactly what this is going to be!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I don't mind that, what about you Pugh?
Pugh moves his neck cracking it a bit and then pops his knuckles as he says...
Ryan Pugh: Nope sure don't I already beat the shit out of your queen eariler tonight I don't imagine I'd have a lot of trouble putting down the rest of you dip shits!
Roger Wright: Johnny, Pugh do me a favor and save it will you! Because like I said there will be plenty of time for that next week...We came here on business, to be quite frank...No pun intended we came here to collect NEW property, so Mr. Finelli Mr. Specter if you would both be so kind...
Adrien Specter: What property?
Ryan Pugh: Hmm, well I dunno Specter how about the only thing you have in here that is actually property of the company we killed...I mean the company that closed tonight...
Roger Wright: I'm sorry that's my fault let me be more clear about this...I'm sorry gentlemen but I am here to collect your CHAMPIONSHIPS! Because as of a few moments New Edge Wrestling is now defunct therefore so are your title belts, and I'm here to collect them, as usual you can have replicas made if you'd like to keeop them for namesake value, but as of this moment you are here by stripped of your titles and I need them, so if you'd please hand them over we'll be on our way!
Frank Finelli: THIS IS BULLSHIT! We worked out ass of for those titles! WE ARE STILL THE RIGHTFUL CHAMPIONS GOT DAMNIT!
Adrien Specter: I'm with Frank on this one? So since you fucked us over and closed down the NEW that means we are just fucked out of our titles?
Roger Wright: No...Not necessairly in two weeks actually you Adrien Specter will be in a unification match against Tommy Kain for The Southern Title which is the equvilent to that dead title in your bag, and then the week after that gentlemen the both of you will be be given a chance to compete for the PCW Tag Team titles in a unification match, but I'm afraid as of right now, I need the NEW property back so we can put them where they belong, as it is best to just put this behind us and let's move on.
LA Johnny Stylez: If you ask me it's a shame that you phuck mooks were the last champions NEW will ever see, but as you know it's out of our hands...So whatever!
Frank Finelli: Why don't you go ask Apathy about that tough guy, I'm more of a man or champion than you'll ever be!
LA Johnny Stylez: Sure Frank whatever get's you to sleep at night, now how about you make yourself useful, and go fetch our property...
Frank Finelli: I aint fetching shit for you asshole...
Adrien Specter: Right once again I'm with my Tag Partner on this one, what if we refuse? You ladies gunna try and take em from us?
Ryan Pugh: Not that that has ever been a problem in the past Adrien, as I think both Johnny and I have taken the Trans Atlantic title from you at least once, but no...We aren't going to...You see right outside that door is a group of San Francisco's finest outside hoping to GAWD you ladies be difficult about this.
LA Johnny Stylez: Right, so ultimately I guess the question you dip shits wanna ask yourselves is...Do you really want to go to jail in the gayest city in the United States of America?
Roger Wright: Right, you gentlemen have one minute to consider your options I really hope you chose the correct one, because I can press serious charges and given that both of you have matches this week it is in your best interest to be as prepared as you can for them! Especially you Frank you don't want to let your queen down now do you? I hear there are terrible reprecussions for doing that...isn't that right Adrien?
Adrien Specter; FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ya know I liked you a lot more when you had your tongue cut out!...Just get the got damn belts pumpkin we got shit to do!
Adrien Specter: Very well...But just know that one of these days Johnny I'm going to look down on your unconcious body and laugh!
LA Johnny Stylez: HA! I won't hold my breathe...
Frank Finelli and Specter then get up and retrieve their Championships out of their bag. Specter hands both of his titles to Roger, as Frank attempts to hand his half of the NEW Tag Team Titles to Roger but I reach out and jerks it out of his hand. I then put it around my waist and lower my sunglasses and wink at him...I then walk over to the garbage can unfasten the belt as I pick up the garbage can and throw it in there. I then look at Frank and watch the anger build in his eyes as i metaphorically take his accomplishment and junk it like it was nothing. Roger then turns around looks at me and says...
Roger Wright: JOHNNY!
LA Johnny Stylez: What?
Roger Wright: NOT YETTTTT!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh my bad!
I then bend over and pick the title up and put it back around my waist. I then open the door for my two homiez as we make out way out. And just as Roger said as soon as we open the door a group of San Fransisco's finest are outside waiting to escort us down the hall.
LA Johnny Stylez: Meh I guess this belt looks better this way anyway! So I guess that's it then! We'll see you bitches next week! Ohh and don't forget to tell Vanessa we dropped by, and Frank, tell Apathy I said to
!!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!!
...And To CaLL ME, When She Is Done Phucking The Curtian Jerkerz! NIGHT LADIEZ!
Frank takes his empty glass of scotch and throws it at my head, and had it been just a little more to the left he would have nailed me. But the glass shatters against the wall as I took one last look and I could see the rage in his eyes.
I could tell this little lovers quarrell that Apathy had apprently started was going to get pretty interesting here in the coming weeks. Fortunately for me I had antcipated this and when I put Frank Finelli on his ass again this week on Insanity she is going to know good and got damn well that her feeble attempts to make me jealous are a lost cause...if she wants to phuck losers thats on her!
She had her chance and she knows that that dip shit doesn't compare to me on his best day and me on my worst! But still as we walked down the hall with all of The Court's Championship gold I was struck with a satisfying smile as I was once again reminded that despite losing the War Games match eariler in the evening we still walk out victorious because while they won the battle, we won the
!!!!!W.A.R.!!!!!!
And Tonight We Claimed Our Biggest and Greatest Casualty...
!!!!!NeW EDGE WRESTLING!!!!!
So as we walked down the hall back to our locker room we passed the area that was set up for interviewing. I noticed that they had not yet taken down the back drops for NEW or PCW, and as I passed these back drops by I felt myself get struck by a little nostalgia.
LA Johnny Stylez: What yall say? Wanna give it one last run?
Ryan Pugh: ABSOLUTLEY NOT!
LA Johnny Stylez: Rog?
Roger Wright: Yeah me either, I'm ready to get the hell out of here personally...
LA Johnny Stylez: You guys are phucking lame...Yall go ahead I'm gunna cut one last promo for good ole time's sake...Lord knows they could use one last proper send off...
Ryan Pugh: Johnny you really need to get over yourself one of these days man!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeahhhhhh that's not happenin...You sure you don't wanna join me in giving these mother phuckerz THE BUSINESS ONE MORE TIME?
Ryan Pugh: FUCK NO!
LA Johnny Stylez: Fine then suit yourselves!
Ryan Pugh: Well don't take forever ya rambling sum bitch we are leaving in like thirty minutes with or without you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah yeah, whatever...I'll be there!
Ryan gives me a dirty look as he and Roger continue on down the hall. But before they leave I grab both NEW title belts from Roger, because if I am going to do this I'm gunna do it right. So I take Finelli's Tag Title from around my waist, and put the Trans Atlantic Championship around my waist and both of the Tag TItles over my shoulders. I then step in front of the NEW back drop and get ready to cut the last NEW PPV promo...SO without further ado ladies and gentlemen...LET THE BUSINESS BeGiN
LA Johnny Stylez; Well, well, well...Raise your hand if you didn't see this shit coming? Well on behalf of myself and the other members of the cRu, members of the New Edge roster this is The DoN OF DISRESPECT saying to you asshatz what I've been waiting to say to you mother phuckers for over a phucking year now...
!!!!!!!C.H.E.C.K.M.A.T.E.!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
We told you mother phuckers from day ONE that we were going to burn this God FoRSaKeN COMPANY TO THE MOTHER PHUCKING GROUND! And when the cRu says we are going to do something more times often than not, we phucking get it done! Because the sad part about this is ladies and gentlemen that even though we are the ones who enginered the demise of this once great wrestling company if you want to put the blame on anyone for killing New Edge Wrestling unfortunately that blame cannot be placed on our shoulders.
Because during the days when Ryan Pugh, LA Johnny Stylez, XXX, Roger Wright, Al Envy, and Inkt were on top of NEW, the company couldn't have been stronger and couldn't have burned brighter as the single greatest wrestling orginization in the world! We stop fighting each other and look at what happened.
You had all of these dip shit groups and factions popping up left and right crying about not being passed the torch, crying about not being given a chance, so we split the companies and create opportunities for you cry baby bitches and what happened?...Metaphorically speaking you asshatz
!!!!!DRoPPeD The F'N BALL!!!!!!
SHOCKING?....MeH NOT SO MUCH!!!!
Because the one of the very many thing that seperates us from every last one of you is not only talent and charisma...But also dedication and that IT FACTOR. Some of you were given top spots and the moment some of you got a hold of it, immediatley you failed because you didn't know what to do with it. The pressure of being oin top was too heavy for most of you to bare to you dropped the ball and ended up taking this company down with you. If I was to blame any one person it would be Adrien Specter and Vanessa.
I mean you finally broke through. You finally broke pass your glass cieling, and the moment you reach and earn your glory you drop the title to a curtian jerking phuck mook like Judas Dathan who in turn loses the title to a real champion in Aaron Abraham. It was like the days of Avalance, Plague, and Shale Stevens all over again! You and the rest of the bitch ass court ran all over the NEW making the place come off the same way every single one of you do...AS A GOT DAMN
!!!!!J.O.K.E.!!!!
OnLy NOW I GUESS THE REAL QUESTION IS...
?WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?
PHUCK MOOX!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Because plain and simple if any of you take anything away from what happened here tonight it should be this. Enterting this new era of professional wrestling that we forced, you should all fall in line and know your place! You all should know that your place is beneath us and at the very back of the line, because you have all proven beyond a shadow of any doubt that you don't deserve the spots that we have not because you don't deserve it, but because YOU CAN'T PHUCKING HANDLE IT!
You crack under pressure, and everything you do comes off as either a joke or forgettable because you lack the power, the agression, and the attitude to be a top superstar. Yeah it wouldn't surprised me if some of you packed your bags and left for what you may consider greener pastures and to those of you I say this.
You can change your scenery all you'd like but at the end of the day none of that makes a damn bit of difference because you can go somewhere and become an undisputed champion of the universe, but it still won't amount to shit because at the end of the day you still couldn't hang with the best here, and until you phuck mooks prove us wrong, that is precisley what we are...
!!!!!BeTTeRTHANu!!!!!
Which MaKeZ US THE BEST!!!
So this week The cRu looks to drive the final nail in the coffin of all that remains of New Edge Wrestling. The last stronghold, if you even want to call it that, in the NEW's longest running the joke The Court. A group of inefectual nothings whom the last time I was in the ring with I beat
!!!!ALL BY MYSELF!!!!
SHOCKING...I KNOW!!!!
But anyway you look up and down the ranks and you can easily see why The cRu had to put NEW Edge Wrestling out of it's phucking misery! First on the list you have Reya Serra, my sweetheart how you have improved since the last time we were in the ring together, yet still all during that time you really haven't accomplished all that much because you still chose to sit there and play second fiddle to a woman who cares as much about your well being as she does for mine! I mean the only thing you've gotten out of the deal is that you stuck around there long enough to find out you are one of the Janson sisters...And what did that get you sweetheart?
!!!!N.O.T.H.I.N.G.!!!!!
UNLeSS YoU WOULD LiKe To COuNT CONSTANT HUMILIATION!!!
After the discovery that you were her long lost sister, did that bump you up in the ranks and make you The Princess of The Court? PHUCK NO, you still remain the Herald, which means you are one that goes out and preaches to others about her bidding which from where I'm sitting is just phucking pathetic! But you seemed to like it which is what makes you just another sheep in the flock and just as disposable as the rest of you!
Because the one thing that makes The Court as pathetic as it is, is the fact that it's a group of morons who join and trade in your dignity, your talent, and your well being all in the name of serving the most self serving cunt on the face of this Earth who could give a phuck less about you and what you are truly capable of! Case and point look at the Tag Team Titles slung over my shoulder right now Reya!
The reason Roger didn't have to track you down and come take these things off of you is because your brilliant leader decided it was best to have your entire group bicker over a prize you had already won just so she could reap the glory of being the Tag Team Champions. The battle was already won, but that wasn't good enough! She wanted to hog the glory for herself so she drug you into a battle despite the fact that you and everyone else already won it and you went to war and she lead you straight to failure and you know just as well as I do that wasn't the
!!!!F'N FIRST TIME!!!!
NoW WAS IT?
But you remain blinded and brain washed, and I am here to tell you right now that until you wake the phuck up meidcrioty is all that remains in your future, because in the world WE are about to create only the strong will survive and you Reya Serra right now shall definitley be counted amongst the weak! How fitting is it that each time you and I meet you end up banned, or excommunicated from something you passionately believe in and fight for?
The last time I saw you I had you excommunicated from The Catholic Church a blow I'm not so sure you ever recovered from, but either way now this time yours truly along with the cRu have definitley delt you and the rest of your rag tag group of CuRTiAN JeRKeRz a crippling blow as we took away your true sancturary as tonight we fufilled our own phucking prophecy and metaphortically speaking BURNED NEW EDGE WRESTLING TO THE GROUND! All that remained of them was the shiney trinkets your two boys kicked your asses for a week ago!
And then following your excommunication was a server beat down, and it's like they say if one does not learn from history then they are doomed to repeat it, so what I want you to do Reya is take a good look around you sweetheart, because as you can see it's happening all over again!
Your worst phucking nightmare has taken from you everything that you and The Court have worked for, which wasn't much and had you thrown and expelled from it! And following it this week on Insanity will be another servere beat down that you will remember for the rest of your life! Only you need do yourself a favor and learn from this one, because if you don't this will happen again, and again and
!!!!!A.G.A.I.N.!!!!!
So The Question IS HOW LoNG ARe YoU GoING To LET YoUR SiSTeR LEAD YOU TO FAILURE?
You think about that and we'll see this weekend as it's time to turn the subject to something a little more important, a little more personal. And by now if you haven't figured it out yes I am talking about and to you Frank Finelli. The Court's Executioner...You know every single time I hear or say that nickname all I can do is phucking laugh!
And you know why? Because it's a JOKE! When is the last time you executed anything other than your own career!?! Up until Judas Dathan left The Court for what the 9th time now you were hardly even mentioned everyone myself included forgot that you were even a member of The CuRTiAN JeRKiNG CaRnIVaL known as The Court, but that is no one's fault but your own!
But putting all that aside let's take a moment an examine our personal problems, because I'm not nor have I ever been one to avoid issues like this, because despite what Apathy may tell you Frank it's time you heard and understood the truth ASSHAT! So here we go! First off, how does it feel when you and Apathy crawl in bed at night and she kisses you good night and then rolls over and you know she is dreaming about YoURz TRULY? You can deny it all you'd like but take a look around you, the only reason she is with your stupid ass is because she couldn't have her first option.
Then you went and found her while she was drunk, and let me tell you the reason she wound up with you in the first place is because you found her in the state she was in, and in that kind of a situation it could have been anyone who had anything remotely positive to say to her. You and I have both known Liz for a long time, long enough to know she can't be alone.
So you are her crutch, only she isn't smart enought to know yet that she doesn't need you, but rest assured Frank that day is rapidly approaching! And while we are on the phucking subject do you know why I was her first choice? I mean did you ever really stop to think about that one for a minute? I mean why would I be her first choice after I manipulated, lied, and used her the way I did over you? And it's because at least out of the two of us...I'm a phucking man, but above and beyond all of that I am more than a man I'm a mother phucking
!!!!!C.H.A.M.P.I.O.N.!!!!!
AnD LooK I'Ve GoT YoUR BELT TO PROVE IT!!!!
But aside from that, I'm not some lame ass sheep who pledged my full allegiance to some stupid cunt who would watch me fall just to get what she wants! Because rest assured the day she sees how pathetic you are is coming sooner than you think. Your only redeeming quality is that you are loyal, but who you pay your loyalites to is proof of how much of a fool you are.
Like every other member of The Court you traded in your dignity and self respect to play a role, you fell in line behind one of the most pathetic and unsuccessful people in the history of New Edge and what did you hope to learn?
What has your loyalty ever gotten you? You and Adrien Specter were thrown together by her will and ended up foiling her plans to become Tag Team Champions, you willingly took part in a match that you ended up winning, but the only thing that was accomplished during all that was The Court looking pathetic, and that's how your Championship reign began! I guess it's a good thing you are used to being a royal cabanna boy, because how does it feel to know that your girlfriend has surpassed you?
How does it feel to know you are the less important person in that equation, which is another reason I think Apathy picked you because she is The PCW World Heavyweight Champion which means she needs someone to clip her nails, fluff her pillows, carry her bags, and the good news is you are already used to doing that, because you are not an Executioner you are a got damn
!!!!FooT STOOL!!!!
YoU Do WHAT YoU ToLD WHEN YOUR TOLD...ANd THere IS AnoThER WORD FOR THAT...
!!!!!B.I.T.C.H.!!!!!
Which ironically enough is what I made you the last time we were in the ring together! Because just like tonight when Rog, Pugh, and Myself came into your locker room, and I chunked this piece of shit title of yours that is currently around my shoulders into the garbage that should have showed you right there what you are.
Because you choose to be on the losing side Frank, you chose to be a fool, you chose to bow at someone else's feet and do their biding because you are not man enough to stand on your own got damn feet, and you are definitley not smart enough to realize that you are being played. Because I'm telling you this now asshat.
Sooner or later Apathy is going to wake up and realize that being with you is a waste of time, because you aren't what she really want, and could you blame her? I mean look at you? So get used to what happened to you tonight, because just like tonight when I snatched this belt from you and chunked it in the garbage when we climb in the ring on Insanity the only thing you are going to be able to do about the situation is get mad.
Because I am and always have been and always will be ten times the man you are. My championship reigns are a legacy while yours are nothing more than a joke. Don't believe me, answer me this Mrs. Finelli...How is it every single time you win a Championship a few weeks later the title goes defunct?
!!!!I'M JuST SaYiNG!!!!
...YoU MiGhT WaNNa ThINK THAT ONE OVER HOME BOY!
You can say I'm jealous, but at the end of the day take a look inside Frank and you'll see that it is you who is jealous, because it's like I said you are the one who has to go to bed every night knowing that the girl you claim to be in love with is really in love with someone else. You are the one who has to ignore the fact that she had to settle for what was left around instead of what she really wanted! Seven days removed from when she looked me in the eye and worked up enough courage to say she was in love with me, is when she claimed to have fallen in love with you...HoW ConVeNiAnT! Enjoy it while it lasts because like your run in New Edge Wrestling Frank
!!!!!It'LL ALL Be OVeR SooN!!!!!
And YoU'Re JusT To DuMb To SEE IT COMING!!!!
Which brings me to my favorite part about this. The most ridicilious one of them all. The Queen of The Court Vanessa. The longest standing member of The New Edge Wrestling roster. The one of us that has been here since day one.
So tell me V, how does it feel sweetheart? How does it feel to know that something you fought for longer than any of us was brought to it's knees by men who told the world we were bigger than it? How does it feel to have been there this entire time and accomplish next to nothing? I mean sure you accomplished a few things like your little Xtreme Title runs that my boy Ryan Pugh eclipsed when he showed up on his first night and ended your joke of a reign...
Aside from that what else do you have? Well I guess if I had to give you credit for something I should give you credit for being able to brain wash this small collective of curtian jerkers enough into believing that someone like you could lead them to success, which in the grand scheme of things is a joke all in itself, because deep down Vanessa you know just as well as I do that the only thing you are a Queen of is
!!!!!F.A.I.L.U.R.E.!!!!!
HarDLy An AdMiRaBLe TRAIT FOR A LEADER!!!
Because while you and your group may have lasted longer than any other curtian jerking conglomerate before you, you have never lead a successful campagin throughout your entire existence...Tell me how you really think this is going to go considering one thing you have never been able to do is pin Ryan Pugh's shoulders to the mat, and then there was that time where you and your entire Court were in the ring with me, and I handed you all your asses
!!!!BY MY F'N SELF!!!!
GooD TiMEZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All of you working together couldn't stop me from moving on to becoming the number one contender to the NEW World Heavyweight Championship...So what makes you think for a single phucking second all of you working together can stop arguably three stars who built the company! Because again Vanessa I ask you how it feels to have been apart of a company only to have played the meger roll that you did? You were here for three years and recieved one World Heavyweight Title shot? You want to know the truth Vanessa? If there is anyone that should be blamed for the death of one of the greatest and most powerful wrestling promotions the world has ever seen...
!!!!!IT'S YOU!!!!!
YOUR SELFISHNESS, YOUR FAILURES, and YOUR IDIOICY IS WHY NEW IS NO MORE!!!
Because as a leader it is your job to help those that pledge their allegiances to you to become the best they can be. But you don't see things like that do you? Because you treat them like peasents you use their talents to put yourself over, but thats the problem working with idiots I suppose! Because as a leader YOU FAILED THEM!
Take the Tag Title fiasco a few weeks back because instead of allowing the group to share in something you all worked for together you just couldn't let them all share your glory could you? You had to be selfish and have it for yourself, so you lead your troops into battle and you came out a failure, as usual your plan for dominance blew up in your phucking face while the world, myself included sat back and
!!!!!F'N LAUGHED!!!!!
BeCaUse ONCE AgaIn YoU MaDe YoURSeLF ANd YOUR CoURT A MOCKERY!!!!
ANd it is shit like that, that lead this company to failure and death! Because while many people will blame the cRu for the death of New Edge Wrestling let it be known here today that we did nothing but put it our of it's misery!
Misery that fools like you created! Because you Vanessa rob each member of your Court of their dignity and self respect! You claim to have two personalities and I think the saddest thing about that is the fact that there is two of you and neither one of you can lead yourself or anyone else to anything but a humiliating beat down! Which is why this final battle of sorts is such a fitting affair, because this week on Insanity The cRu makes good on our promise!
We saw what you had turned NEW into, and we made a vow at The BETTERTHANU ppv to bring that to an end, and rebuild what we had set out to in the beginning! Because when we showed up we weeded out every single worthless curtian jerking talent that made NEW a joke to begin with, the only one we weren;t able to get rid of is you! But this week on Insanity our revolution begins! Because the war is over, and I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you...
!!!!!WE WON!!!!!
ThiS ASS BEATING YOU GOT COMIN IS SIMPLY A FORMALITY!!!
Because you know deep down you cannot lead Frank Finelli and Reya Serra to victory! You've known all along that you never had what it took to stand along side Roger Wright, Ryan Pugh, Al Envy, XXX, and Johnny Stylez as the ICONS that we are. You knew you don't and never will have what it takes to be known as one of the people who made this company the success that it was. Instead when people look back they will see you for what you truly are, and that is Vanessa the selfish cunt who murderd the spirirt and meaning of New Edge Wrestling.
Because at the end of the day the difference between the Court and The cRu...IS YOU! We are all able to stand on our own be our own person. We don't push each other down for the sake of ourselves. Do we all have egos? You're got damn right we do, but at least we have the balls to admit it..and at least we have a reason to have an ego to begin with! You on the other hand can't exactly say that now can you?
You have tried desperately to make your Court seem like it could compete or compare To the cRu only to be met with failure time and time again, and this week on Insanity shall be no different! But I do honestly say you do put up a fight, because like it or not, CuNT FACE this is NEW EDGE WRESTLING'S fInal stand! Only what they will see is a reflection of what NEW had become, they will see why we had no other choice then to take NEW in the back yard and put it down!
And they will see it was because you had left us no other choice. My only hope is that your troops look around them after it's all over and place the blame where it really rests. Because truth is tootse it aint our fault, when the company was in our hands it was at the height of it's success, when we passed the torch along to you, you had them bickering over scraps!
And that is why NEW Edge Wrestling is dead, and that is precisley why The Court will be made fools of again live on national television, and that is why Ryan Pugh, Roger Wright, and The DoN OF DISRESPECT LA Johnny Stylez is going to take you and your pitiful excuse for a Court and we are going to drive the final nail in the coffin of NEW, as we bring you all to your knees with the NEW in phucking ashes and we are going to force you all to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
OnE MoRe F'N TiME...YOU KNOW...FOR GOOD OLE TIMEZ SAKE!!!!
And with that, I lower my sunglasses and wink. I then stand completely still so that all of what I just said sinks in so that the truth about what happened and what is going to happen truly sinks in.
Because the final battle of this long drawn out war is upon us. In this moment of silence I want you all to think about what has come and gone. Think about the good ole days when Roger Wright, Al Envy, XXX, Ryan Pugh, Inkt, Aaron Abraham, and LA Johnny Stylez defined what it meant to be a champion. Because it is going to be those men who once again bring about this new era, who bring about an EVOLUTION unlike anything professional wrestling has ever seen. And then look at The Court, and see why NEW had to die in order for this to happen!
And with that I walk off the scene and head to the limo to join my friends, my brothers in combat as we prepare to kick off the real party, because this night was far from phucking over with...As a matter of fact like all endings this was just the beginning of something else much bigger and much better...And the fact that you all get to witness and be apart of it it
...Has Been YoUR PLEASURE!!!
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