Ophelia Pain vs Cera

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In an Insane Rulez Match

1 RP a piece. Good luck.

[Ophelia Pain]

I wish my cheeks would relax...my face is aching from all of the smiling I've been doing over the last few days. You'd think that all the butterflies trapped in my stomach would have died from starvation...lack of oxygen...lack of sunlight...something...but every time I looked down at the sparkly diamond skull glistening on my left hand ring finger...they started fluttering like crazy again...

After I completely decimated that no name, no selling, waste of space who isn't even worth mentioning, my life changed forever. Walking into Insanity, I was Ophelia Pain...and walking out...I was the future Mrs. Tommy Kain...

And the butterflies went wild...

The hot water rushed against my back, stinging with heat as I leaned my head back into the stream, running my fingers through my hair, a smile appearing out of no where. Today I was meeting with Reya and Apathy...I figured that since the wedding was going to be at the next pay-per-view, I should start planning as soon as possible...

WOAH!! You're getting married at Heartbreak?![/i]

I rolled my eyes as the one thing who would happily stomp a giant combat booted foot on the butterflies in my stomach reared her ugly head...

Thats the plan...

She scoffed in my head at me...

Thats 2 weeks from Sunday!! Are you insane?! You can't plan a wedding in 2 weeks!!![/i]

I expected her to freak out...to be honest she had been on the verge of a breakdown since Tommy proposed...

Butterflies...

I grinned until she shrieked at me...

OPHELIA!!! You cannot plan a wedding in 2 weeks!![/i]

Yes I can...all of our friends will be there already...we already have a flower girl and a ring bearer...I'm talking to my side of the wedding party today...we've already got the venue...we don't need a caterer...all I need is my dress, bridesmaid dresses, and an official to marry us...it can be done in two weeks...

Two weeks...two weeks until I was someone's wife...I could barely contain my excitement. I grabbed my loufa and started exfoliating, planning out the next two weeks down to the minute...

After I was out of the shower, I was toweling off my legs when the bathroom door burst open...I was so desensitized to the door bursting open that I didn't even jump anymore...without turning around, I sighed and threw the Kleenex box at the door...

Kief I have too much to do today for this...get your look and go back to your room...I don't have time to clean up so make sure you get-

Looking would benefit you sometimes!

I turned around and smiled at my new fiance who was rubbing the spot on his forehead where I hit him with the tissue box...

Fiance...hee hee...the butterflies came back to life as he crossed the bathroom and kissed me...he went to hug me and I put my arm up...

I'm all wet...

I would certainly hope so...

I couldn't contain my giggles...

That was probably the lamest thing you have ever said to me...

Yea...it tasted a little lame...my bad...

I grinned and kissed him...

So whats on the docket today?

Well...I'm meeting up with Apathy at 3 for lunch to discuss wedding stuff...and then after that I have an appointment for my first wedding dress fitting at 6...then dinner with my mom and brother and then coming home to get me a little Cool Rifle then bed until my busy busy day tomorrow...

Holy shit...you ain't messin around are ya?

No...if we're gonna do this thing in two weeks then we need to hit the ground running...after everything that has happened around here...with the brand split, the cRu running rampant, the brand merging back together...this place could use a little happiness...

So no pressure on us right?

I chuckled...

Well you better make some time for training...card just came through...

Oh yea?

I went back to drying off, wondering how far THIS win pushed me down the card and which job sock I was going to be putting out of commission this week...

Yea...your's truly is in the main event against Specter to unify our titles...

No offense to Adrien..I know I know...I'm sorry...but he did do me a favor-

I guess he thought I was temporarily blind as he rolled his eyes and allowing his sentence to drip with sarcasm...

Yea...Kief is taking on Matt Slater...

Hey! Quit being a dick...you cut me off before I could finish...No offense to...your opponent, but he's going to lose his title this week...and Kief is going to come out onto that stage dripping in baby oil or butter or something and Slater is going to have no clue what to do...

I said the exact same thing..

We shared a hearty laugh until he got to the match that made me drop my towel and the butterflies in my stomach to stop dead in their tracks...

And then in an insane rules match...they spelled rules with a 'Z' so I'm assuming it's going to be intense...it's Ophelia Pain versus....oh shit....

What?! OH SHIT WHAT?!

He paused for a second before he looked at me and grinned...

Ophelia Pain versus Cera....

Oh shit...[/i]

My stomach dropped out of my ass. I immediately took off on the Emoti-coaster....my initial reaction was the Excitement Loop-De-Loop...but then I took a sharp turn and when into the Tunnel of Wondering what the fuck I had done to finally deserve my shot at that pretentious bitch...then came up and started ascending the Anger Hill...then as I sat on top of the hill, looking down on all the people that looked like ants, I pushed myself over the hill and began the quick descent to confidence...

Instantly, I knew that I had to win this match. This cunt had been walking around NEW with her head held high, thinking that she was God's gift to wrestling...she was the NEW equivalent to the PCW version of Al Envy, which only made me hate her more...I had never interacted with her before, but I had heard stories...stories that I planned to use this week...but that would all happen in good time...

Right now I had more important things to worry about...this bitch wasn't going to occupy much of my attention this week because she wasn't worth it...I had the rest of my life to plan in the next two weeks...and no insufferable little cunt was going to take the focus off of that...

Pheelz?

Yea...

You've been slipping between sane and insane and it's turning me on...could you come back to Earth for a minute?

I blinked and smiled at him...I patted his cheek and kissed him lightly...

I love you, but I have to get ready to go...so you have to get out...

He looked puzzled as he looked at me through narrowed eyes...

I'm fine...I promise...now go you're gonna make me late...

I kissed him again and pushed him out of the bathroom with a smile on my face as his eyes started begging for another peek at my naked body. I ran my hands through my long, wet, black hair that clung to my pale breasts as I looked in the mirror. I hadn't seen this look in my own eyes since I faced Tommy in Africa. It was a look of longing and desire...desire to win...a desire so strong I could taste it on the back of my tongue...

I imagine this is how a serial killers looked at themselves just before they go claim the head of their next victim...but I couldn't allow myself to feel the anticipation of this match just yet...I had to focus on the wedding...for now at least...

After another hour of primping, dressing, planning, and driving, I was sitting at a small cafe table with my best friend and soul sister, Apathy. She looked expectant, but not too eager as we munched on little semi-stale bread sticks, waiting on our third Cosmopolitan each...I was starting to feel a bit tipsy as our waiter delivered our drinks...

So...I'm assuming you didn't ask me here to be a witness to you getting drunk and silly...again..there was some other purpose right? Please let there be some other purpose...

Oh shit I almost forgot...so...you already know that Tommy and I are going to be getting married at Heartbreak-

She spit out the drink that had been in her mouth and her eyes almost bugged out of her head...

Thats in two weeks, Pheels! How in the hell-

Look...I've gotten the lecture a hundred times from everyone...even the voice in my head is freaking out...

FUCK YES I'M FREAKING OUT!![/i]

But this is what I want...I want to spend the rest of my life with this man and there is no point in putting it off...I don't want to be Ophelia Pain anymore...I'm ready to be Ophelia Kain...

I chuckled to myself, but she was still trying to wrap her head around two weeks...I took a sip of the drink that was just set down in front of me and set my martini glass back down...

Look...I have important things that I need to talk to you about and the date of my wedding is not one of them...so if you could close your mouth and stop looking at me like I just broke up with you...I could get down to business...

She looked at me wearily and leaned back in her chair...still looking at me like I had just threatened to drown a small animal...

I tooks a deep breath and smiled...without warning, tears started forming in my eyes...I wasn't sure if it was the alcohol that was making me extra emotional or if I would have been like this had I been sober, but I took her hand in mine and squeezed it...she squeezed back and smiled...

Stop it Ophelia...you're going to make me cry...

Liz...you and I have had our good times and our bad times...we've loved each other...we've hated each other...but even when we hated each other the most...we always found our hearts aching for that sisterly bond that we have...you're the closest thing to a sister I've ever known and I love you so much. You've always been there to show me the light when things have been their darkest...you've pulled the gun out of my hand when I was seconds away from pulling the trigger...literally and figuratively...your friendship means more to me than anything...and my wedding day wouldn't feel complete if I didn't have you standing next to me...

Tears were rolling down her face as she looked at me...I swallowed hard over the aching lump in my throat as I looked at her...allowing the tears to leak out of my eyes and down my cheeks...

Will you be my Maid of Honor?

Her face broke into the biggest smile I've ever seen cross her face. She nodded and hugged me, apparently unable to speak. My tears were spilling onto her t-shirt as we hugged each other. I don't know why I ever thought for even a second that she would say no, but I was relieved...I was going to have my sister next to me on the happiest day of my life. I kissed her on the cheek and broke our embrace, smiling wider than I had ever smiled in my life...

I wondered what a sight we were...hugging and crying...but I honestly didn't care...my best friend was going to be there to hold my train while I walk down the aisle...hold my flowers as I give my vows...and hold my hair when I become a drunken mess at the reception...

I grinned happily as I looked at her...as I did, I knew that my wedding was going to be nothing short of perfect...

We sat in silence for a few moments, dabbing our eyes, adjusting our make-up...I picked up my glass and took a sip from it...I didn't want to start us crying again, so I asked about the first thing that came to mind...

So did you see the card this week?

Yea...how about the Insane Rulez match?...

Should be interesting...

I smirked and sipped my drink...

And don't worry...I'll pretend that I don't like being covered in that bitch's blood...so I thought about asking Roe and Reya to be bridesmaids too, but-

Good thing you didn't...

Why?

I think Reya might have held a grudge since you're facing Cera this week...

What the hell does that matter?

They're related...did you know that?

I raised my eyebrow and furrowed my eyebrows...

Uhm...is this the face of a person in "the know"?

She chuckled at my facial expression...

Wow...I wonder if they're related on their mom or dad's side...either way I hate to think who wore the pants in that relationship...

What's that matter?

I mean look at Cera...she strikes me as the kind of woman that would wear the pants right?

I guess...she's dating Slater...

Matt Slater?! Really?!

You sound surprised...

Just surprises me that he would let anyone walk all over him ya know?

Well lets hope he's too worried about you tearing her skin off to beat Kief this week...

Oh yea...I forgot about that...oh man...imagine how amazing it will be if Slater AND Cera lose to the Misfits this week...Kief will come home with the Youngblood title...and I'll come home with the satisfaction of knowing I beat the “baddest bitch” so badly that I made her cry...and she will cry...

Liz smirked and tapped her martini glass against mine...I'm sure she could see how badly I wanted this...that I wanted this more than I probably wanted to get married...

Whats that smile for?

You're acting like some crazy blood thirsty demon....not like a bride...

For some reason the word 'bride' seemed to calm to animal that was threatening to over come me...I took a deep breath and sighed...I knew I had made the right decision where my Maid of Honor is concerned...Liz knew me better than I knew myself...I smiled at her and took a sip of my drink...

Thank you...

No problem...so...this is a pretty big match two weeks before your wedding...and Insane rules? You're gonna have some wicked bruises to cover up...

I'm not worried about the bruises...I'm not worried about the cuts...I'm not worried about anything physically...what I am worried about is where I will be mentally if I lose to her...

You mean there's a chance you could lose?

Well yea...unlike some bitches that walk around here thinking they're untouchable when they aren't shit, I am actually grounded and don't have my head so far up my own ass that I can taste my dinner twice...

Apathy snorted and a bit of her drink came out of her nose...I giggled at my own joke...then something occurred to me...

How do you know they're related?

Jen told me...

Jen? Jen Reyette? How the hell did you find out from her?

Thats a whole different can of worms I don't really want to open right now, Pheelz...

Alright...well...like I said...if I lose this match...I don't know where my head will be...but I'm going to do everything I can to win...this cunt rag isn't going to know what fucking hit her...

You guys haven't ever faced each other before have you?

No...but I've seen her...lack luster at best...

Do you think she's paid any attention to you?

Me? Why would she? She's Cera! NEW's Baddest Bitch! What the hell would she ever need to worry about little old mid-card Ophelia Pain? She's going to walk down that ramp, thinking this will be the thrill of my fucking life to step into the ring with her, when in all reality, she should be worrying about me taking a rusty fucking nail from the parking lot out of my boot and carving that pretty face off...

My demeanor went from blushing bride to calculating killer REAL quick...I looked past Apathy into nothingness as I gave some thought to Insane Rules...

I had done nothing in my career that measured up to how badly I want to beat Cera this week....nothing that measured up to how badly I want to taste her blood...

To feel it pouring over my hands as I hold her to the ground, helpless and struggling, with my hands wrapped around her throat. I want to lift her lifeless body over my head and throw it from the top of the building, smiling as I watched her splatter all over the concrete below.

I want to make her scream until she had no voice left...to beg for mercy when I have none to give...

It wouldn't be enough to beat her...I want to embarrass her...I want to show everyone that this place had a new Baddest Bitch...and it certainly was not Cera...

For the first time in days, I wasn't thinking about my wedding...I was playing my decimation of Cera over and over in my mind...wondering what she sounds like when she begs for help...or if she would make sounds for that matter...I can't imagine it would be very easy to say anything after your vocal chords had been ripped out...

I must have looked euphoric because I felt a cool hand touch mine and I was pulled out of my coma...

You alright?

Yea...I'm fantastic...

You looked like you were getting off Pheelz...

I laughed nervously and ran my hands through my hair...

I think I kinda was...

She smiled and shot back the rest of her drink...

Well...if we're going to make this dress appointment before dinner, we better get going...give you some time to sober up before we meet up with your mom....don't want you cumming in the middle of the meal...

I chuckled and slipped my sweater on. We paid our bills and began walking to the restaurant to meet my mom...the whole time my mind wandering between Insanity and the wedding...

This match was more than important to me. I had heard stories about this woman...seen matches...talked to her opponents...I wasn't afraid of her...

Honestly? I was afraid of me. I typically wasn't the type of person to want to take away someone's lively hood. I didn't want to be the person that destroyed someone's life...I tried to fight against people like that...and now I was thinking of becoming the kind of person I despise...but the stories I had heard about her...I knew that I wouldn't have any issues taking her's away. I wouldn't mind sinking to her level and showing her just how big of a bitch she was dealing with. It was very sad for her that this match had no rules...no regulations...I'm sure she had faced quite a few people in her time, but she had no way to prepare for me...I was a Misfit...we pride ourselves on our unpredictability and relish in the fact that no one will ever know how to come at us...

I want this...it won't be enough to take a win from her...I want her dignity. I want the very heart that beats black and cold in her chest clutched in my fist held high in triumph...I want to scream and squeeze her heart into paste in my hand...

This week's Insanity better come with a parental guidance warning...because what happens to Cera is certainly going to be against the law...

And I don't want the weight of the nightmares of a million little children on my shoulders...

(A little OOC note...this is NOT an on camera promo ;D...enjoy!)