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IGNITE 198
Event Date: August 14, 2014 at 12 pm
Event Deadline: August 12, 2014 at 9 pm
!IGNITE 198 LIVE FROM PANAMA CITY BEACH FLORIDA!
IGNITE 197 was another hell of a show with many twists and turns now on IGNITE 198 we will witness the fall out from Roger retaining his NEW World Title, The Elizabeth throwing the taser into the cell up in the air and Blair grabbing it using it against Liz's friend Valora. Ricky Cassel's up and down violent relationship with Nikki Juggs, Hunter Valentynes quest for non stop pay back on the Owner of NEW Jesse Styles and his quest to take the title away from Roger. Then there is also Nocturnal/Jesse confrontation regarding a stipulation to there Annilation match, Jesse being taken in for questioning by the FBI once again, The weird thing going on between Blair/Roger/Freakshow and SO MUCH MORE! Plus lots of great match ups for yet another edition of IGNITE!
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne
The show opens up with a pre-taped segment of some sort. We see a dark interrogation room. There are a few men in suits, made to look like the FBI agents who had been hovering around N.E.W as of late, sitting behind a desk. Their faces cannot be made out, as they are shrouded in darkness. In fact, the only visible light is that which is emitted from the large fluorescent bulbs attached to the ceiling at the center of the room—and even those are flickering.
In the center of the room is a woman sitting on a simple steel folding chair. Instantly, we know the woman to be none other than the devastatingly sexy Blair Buchannan-Valentyne. Blair is outfitted in a very tight, very short white dress that ends dangerously high up on her thighs, a long white full length coat, and a pair of white spike high heeled pumps. Her long radiant auburn locks are pulled up into a high ponytail.
FBI Agent: “Mrs. Valentyne...before we begin, I have to inform you that this session is being taped.”
Blair doesn't answer. Instead, she pulls a cigarette out from in between her clevage and lights it.
FBI Agent: “There's uh...no smoking in this building Mrs. Valentyne.”
She takes a drag from the cigarette before exhaling slowly.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?”
We get a close up of one of the agents gulping which makes Blair giggle before she takes another drag of the cigarette.
FBI Agent: “Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with....New Edge Wrestling?”
She ashes her cigarette before gently moving a lock of hair from her face and tucking it behind one ear.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “I first started wrestling for New Edge Wrestling a few years ago...I liked working for New Edge Wrestling. They weren't afraid to let me experiment...”
She takes another drag of her cigarette and exhales deeply, looking at all of the Agents one by one seductively.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “I like experimenting....it gives me....pleasure. It gives me...a lot...of pleasure.”
FBI Agent: “Have you ever engaged in any...Tag Team activity?”
Blair smirks and leans forward.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “Exactly what did you have in mind, detective?”
FBI Agent: “What about ...X-Core activity...”
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “That all depends on what you're into.”
FBI Agent: “What about...S&M Activity? Whips and Chains? Handcuffs?”
Shaking her head, Blair just smirked and leaned back as she removed her coat.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “I prefer...taking on multiple opponents at once...it's a lot harder than it looks you know?...It forces you to use alllllll yourrrr muscles...but in the end, it's my favorite..because it gives me what I really want.”
With all of them in the palm over her hand, Blair smirked once more before uncrossing her legs and giving the FBI Agents a full view up her dress and it become evident that she was not wearing any panties. She then, slowly crossed her legs the other way. There was a moment of silence. Finally, one of the FBI Agets spoke up.
FBI Agent: “and...what exactly are you looking for, Mrs.Valentyne?”
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “Oh..that's easy....complete and utter, unadulterated, unprecidented...uninhibited.....”
She took one more drag of her cigarette and exhaled before speaking.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “.....Anhilation.”
NEW PRESENTS ANHILATION
LIVE FROM CANCUN, MEXICO
AUGUEST 2014!!!!
OPENING DOUBLE DEBUT MATCH
1 vs 1
Jaxon Frost VS Isaiah Zepp
Clark Benson:First WELCOME TO IGNITE 198!!! Where it was held from Panama Beach Florida! We got started red hot on Ignite 198 with an opening match between two new comers to New Edge which featured Jaxon Frost and Isaiah Zeep both men got into the ring not showing any nervousness at all involving there debuts. Now in the early going they locked up, countered each others moves and put on a really interesting wrestling classic hold for hold and move for move. But, as we got into the middle of the match things broke down a bit as they always do as punches began to fly and hard hitting moves began to get performed. Nether man really had to much of an advantage through out the early or middle portions of this match in fact both men seemed rather evenly matched. By the closing portions of this match I know I my self from watching on was impressed with both of these men now let's go to the conclusion with Jill and Vince.
Referee: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..
Jill Matthews: Both men are on their feet by the count and both are the worse for ware in this war between two men making their debuts here in the NEW. There has been very little technical wrestling and mostly big time right hands being exchanged. Both men look exhausted.
Vince Walters: This match looks as if it is going to come down to stamina. These two men are putting it all out there even after all that has happened between them and their war of words this week.
Jill Matthews: Both men had a little to say about one another this week that if for sure. But they are back on their feet and fighting it out once again. Frost and Zepp are really pulling out all the stops to make this a match to remember for the beginning of this show.
The two men are standing toe to toe exchanging a big of right hands as they possibly can. One man wobbling backwards as the other delivers the blow. This continues until both men are literally out of gas. With one big right hand by Frost both men tumble to the mat in pure exhaustion. The referee is tolling the count as both men are barely able to roll to their side before the count of five. As the ref continues. Frost uses the ropes to pull himself up. had he not grabbed them for support he never would have made it. Zepp also pulls himself up with his last bit of energy to get to a standing position with his arms in the corner. Zepp motions for Frost to bring it on. Frost charges in only to be met with a back elbow to the face.
Jill Matthews: These two men are no newcomers to the profession but it is their first match here. They want to have the first match in the company to be a victory and both men will do anything to make that happen. Jaxon is down and hurt as Zepp is crawling on his hands and knees to get to him.
Vince Walters: You know what Jaxon Frost can kiss my ass. There is something about that dude that makes me think he is a little stoolie. I hope Zepp beats his fucking ass.
Jill Matthews: Why do you not like the man. He over came false charges from the Las Vegas Metro Police Department to become a success in the business. He is an inspiration to me if you will and I would love to get to know him better.
Vince Walters: Get to know him better? What are you going to take him to a movie and talk about the weather?
Jill Matthews: Talking is not really my style. I am a former porn star after all. I was thinking of sucking his dick until his head fell from his shoulders. Maybe he can gain satisfaction that his sacrifice and morality was worth it.
VInce Walters: Did you really just say?
Jill matthews: Yup. Jaxon is my type.
Vince Walters: Now I really hate that asshole.
Zepp has taken it to Jaxon over the last couple of minutes as Jaxon tries to reverse the momentum and uses an Irish Whip but Zepp is ready for that and turns it into a perfectly countered Discuss Lariat. Frost hits the mat grabbing his throat as Zepp bounces off the ropes for a driving fist drop to the head. Jaxon grabs his head in pain as Zepp is standing to the camera side leaning on the top rope ala Kevin Nash.
Jaxon is trying to get back into it as Zepp begins laying in the kicks to the skull. Jaxon is fighting but he is down and hurt after the toll the early part of the match took on him. Zepp whips Frost into the rope and goes for the Harlem Sidekick but Frost ducks it and Zepp gonches himself on the top rope.
Jill Matthews: That is just the opening Frost was looking for. He is hurt and really needs to take advantage of this situation.
Vince Walters: I know he is looking for you opening and he will take advantage of that.
Jill Matthews: God I hope so. Anyways.
Jaxon is trying to get to his feet but he falls down again as Zepp is barely to his feet grabbing his junk. He leans down to pick up Frost but Jaxon was waiting with The Cold Wind Blows. Zepp staggers back and is stunned by the Impact of the big forearm. Jaxon uses this to his advantage and moves right in for the kill. He sets up the Frost Byte and nails it perfectly. he lies across the man on the mat and hooks one legs and scissors the other two.
Referee: 1....2....3.
Tom Davis: And the Winner of this match is Jaxon Frost!
Jill is clapping for Jaxon as the man making one hell of a cold debut stands on the second rope strand and soaks in the adulation from the fans. Jill pantomimes the call me thing as Jaxon has no clue what is going on with that. Not that he minds it would appear. Change by Blackstone Cherry continues to play as the crowd is going nuts for the newest winner in the NEW.
Winner
Jaxon Frost
Loser
Isaiah Zepp
Outcome
Pinfall
AREAS RUN IN WITH THE FBI
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Areas
The scene pans in on officers Fox and Smith going through the contents of someone's locker in the New Edge Wrestling locker room. In doing so, they find cheap liquor, pornography, as well as handcuffs and many other 'adult objects'. Nothing incriminating, but they continue looking through the contents. Areas (dressed in his ring gear) stands behind them without them noticing.
Areas: “You know, it's rude to look through people's personal items without first asking. Let me ask, do you have a search warrant?”
Officer Fox freezes with what appears to be anal beads in his hand as Smith turns around and shows Areas a search warrant. Areas doesn't even acknowledge Smith's warrant and continues gazing at officer Fox.
Areas: “Hey Clouseau, you may want to put those down, they haven't been washed since the last time I used them. You know, it's funny, I'm sure Father Nathan has rosary beads. Maybe I should replace them with these bad boys. It's a shame that I've asked around and know he doesn't though.”
Fox drops the beads as Areas begins walking towards the door. Both officers seem both satisfied and disgusted. He opens the door, looking back at the two, who have taken both their hands out of the bags upon seeing him.
GRAVE DIGGER VS DRAVAKA
1 vs 1
Dravaka Drimstone VS Dennis Anderson
Clark Benson: Damned FBI looking through Areas stuff like that man I tell you those guys got some nerve! Anyways our opening match between Jaxon and Zepp was pretty impressive from both men with Jaxon edging out Isaiah. As for this match up currently we have two big men one trying to get back on the winning track and one making his first NEW apperance in over four long years. Dravaka versus Digger this match
started out hard hitting and just brutal such hostile moves and violent punches. Nether man gave an inch in the early going for one man would get the advantage then suddenly the other big man would get the advantage. By the middle of this match both men had already beaten the hell out of each other and well
pretty much did the same threw the middle of the match as we now head to the close of this match.
Jill Matthews: Grave Digger now tosses a right hand and drills Dravaka in the face.
Vince Walters: But Dravaka returns the favor by socking Digger in the mouth! These two monster's are beating the hell out of each other!!
Jill Matthews: This has been a great match and dead even so far.
Grave Digger and Dravaka are both bloody from their battle. Grave Digger gains the upper-hand in the battle of the big men. He scoops Dravaka up and slams him hard to the mat. Grave Digger then goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle.
Jill Matthews: Oh my, what is going on here? Grave Digger to the top rope??
Vince Matthews: Fans that is a 7'2"..... 336 lbs monster standing on the top rope.
The NEW crowd oooohhhh's and aaaaahhh's at the fact that Digger is on the top rope. Grave Digger turns around backwards and proceeds to perform a textbook moonsault off the top rope onto his opponent. The crowd goes insane.
Jill Matthews: That may be the largest moonsault I've ever seen!!!
Vince Matthews: That's was the best moonsault I've ever seen by a big man!!! No 7 foot monster that's ever stepped in an NEW ring before has ever performed a moonsault like Grave Digger just did.... no one!
Grave Digger lays on top of Dravaka as he makes the cover. Referee Jim Floss hits the mat and makes the count....
1...
2....
Kickout!!
The fans are really getting into this match as it has been back and forth all night. The big men are putting on a great show. Grave Digger makes a pinfall, then Dravaka makes a pinfall. Both men have been very close to winning the match at some point. Grave Digger cannot believe that Dravaka kicked out of the moonsault. He climbs to his feet and looks down at the much smaller Jim Floss. Digger tilts his head to the side as if to silently ask Jim Floss 'are you sure that wasn't 3?' Jim Floss holds up two fingers signaling it wasn't a 3 count, only 2. Meanwhile, Dravaka has climbed to his feet and is standing directly behind Grave Digger. Digger turns around and Dravaka grabs Digger by the throat. He lifts him up in the arm and choke slams him to the mat. This time Dravaka makes the cover as Ref Floss counts again....
1...
2.....
No!!
Jill Matthews: Back and forth Vince! Wow! What a match! I thought Dravaka had this match won.
Vince Matthews: If one of these giant goofs doesn't hurry up and pin the other, we may be in this shit hole all night long!
Jill Matthews: That would be nice.... then I could work on my tan a little more. It's not everyday that we get to work at the beach you now.
Dravaka pulls Digger to his feet and he attempts a suplex but Grave Digger catches him with a european uppercut.... then another.... and another. The big man Dravaka begins to stumble back and forth. Digger then bounces off the ropes and catches Dravaka with a flying forearm smash. Dravaka falls backwards, but doesn't go down. Digger bounces off the ropes one more time and catches Dravaka with a clothesline from hell!! This time Dravaka goes down and also gets both arms tied up in the ropes. Referee Jim Floss scurries over to Dravaka and tries to free him from the ropes. Meanwhile, Grave Digger takes advantage of the situation and pounds Dravaka in the face with closed fist after closed fist. Digger then slaps the taste out of Dravaka's mouth before spitting in his face.
Jill Matthews: Jim Floss has finally freed Dravaka from the ropes now!
Vince Matthews: But Grave Digger is not letting up. He signals that this one is over....
Digger pulls Dravaka to his feet and lifts him in the air.... now Digger has his opponent in position for the Last Rites. But Dravaka manages to escape and land on his feet. Digger quickly spins around only to be met with a ferocious DDT!!! Dravaka makes the quick cover....
1....
2.....
3!!!
Ding ding!!
Vince Walters: Dravaka did it! Wow! What a great match!
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner.... Dravaka!!!
Winner
Dravaka Drimstone
Loser
Dennis Anderson
Outcome
Pinfall
AREAS VS FATHER NATHAN *SUBMISSION MATCH*
1 vs 1
Areas VS Father Nathan O
Clark Benson: Talk about a fight that's exactly what Dravaka and Digger was two big men just slugging it the hell out and at the end of the match when both men where a bit weary Dravaka dug deep and ht that impressive move to get the pin. However something tells me those two aren't done oh right it's the paper I hold
in my hand that says DRAVKA VS DIGGER at ANNILATION IN TWO WEEKS! That's what that something was that told me heh anyways now we had Father Nathan taking on Areas in a submission match now this was an interesting one. Nathan came out with fire in his eyes while Areas had to weather an early storm of the bigger man just putting the hurt on Areas. He slammed him, suplexed him in many ways and just beat him up. However by the middle of the match the smaller Areas managed to avoid Nathan's Sleeper attempt
and begin to mount a come back. Like the bull the guy is he just kept on coming weathering all Father Nathan dished out and then he began to strike and attack with leathal combinations move wise. He really targeted the shoulder blade areas of Nathan but was stopped dead when Nathan hit a open thrust palm to Areas throat causing Areas to drop to his knee's gasping for air. Nathan then drove a knee directly into the middle of Areas back dropping Areas to the mat and Nathan locked in a cobra clutch! But, Areas wouldn't give up and did indeed make his way to the ropes. Now let's go to the conclusion of said match!
After slugging it out back and forth for a while, Father Nathan gets the upper hand by delivering a swift Arm Drag to Areas. Nathan flips Areas over onto his back and locks in an Armbar in an attempt to get Areas to tap.
Vince Walters: “Father Nathan is trying to put this match to bed quickly.”
Jill Matthews: “Yes but Areas is showing a lot of resilience tonight.”
Areas manages to get is foot on the rope and the referee forces Nathan to break the hold. Nathan gets back to his feet and paces the ring as he waits for Areas to stand back up. Areas leans against the ropes for support, his back to Father Nathan. Nathan charges Areas from behind and is aiming to send him over the top ropes with a Clothesline but is stopped when Areas sends his foot up and Superkicks Nathan square in the jaw.
Vince Walters: “SUPERKICK FROM THE BOOGIE SHAMAN!!!”
Jill Matthews: “..and Father Nathan is down!”
Vince Walters: “He went down faster than you in a Casting Special, Jill!”
Jill Matthews: “I'm a seasoned vet...I haven't done a casting special in a while, Vince. Thank you very much.”
Vince Walters: “.....It was a joke you dumb bitch.”
Father Nathan falls to the mat, flat on his back. Areas quickly regains momentum, bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Nathan with a moonsault.
Jill Matthews: “NO!!! NATHAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!”
Areas hits the mat so hard he bounces off of it.
Vince Walters: “Ouch! I could feel that from here.”
Nathan his back to his feet. He baseball slides next to Areas and locks in a Headlock. Areas struggles in the hold as the ref checks to see if he's going to tap.
Vince Walters: “Father Nathan could end it all right now.”
Jill Matthews: “Areas might not have a choice but to tap out.”
Areas reaches out to grab the ropes but Nathan pulls him back, and locks in the hold even harder. Areas refuses to tap out though, and in an amazing show of strength he somehow is able to get up on one knee.
Jill Matthews: “Areas is showing that resilience I was talking about before.”
Vince Walters: “...but Father Nathan refuses to break the hold.”
Areas sends his elbow into Nathan's gut. Father Nathan still continues to tighten the hold as Areas face is now turning purple. Once again, Areas sends his elbow into Nathan's gut. Then another, and another until he finally breaks Father Nathan's hold.
Jill Matthews: “Areas has managed to break the hold!”
Vince Walters: “Holy shit...I guess it could be anyone's game now.”
Areas starts furiously sending lefts and fights into Father Nathan's face, in the hopes of making him back off a little. The taller man stumbles back for a second which is all Areas needs. He runs to the ropes opposite Nathan then, then charges forward and hits Father Nathan with a Clothesline! Nathan falls back but springs back up only to be taken down with another Clothesline. He kips up again, and this time Areas hits him with a SPEAR!!!
Vince Walters: “Woah! It looks like Areas has found his second wind!”
Jill Matthews: “And just in time too! This match was almost over!”
With Father Nathan now down on his back, Areas now goes in for the Figure 4 Leg Lock. However, Nathan quickly grabs a hold of the ropes and Areas is forced to break the hold.
Jill Matthews: “That was a close one!”
Vince Walters: “Father Nathan just caught a lucky break. I'm sure he's thanking his lucky stars right now.”
Jill Matthews: “Was that you impersonating an Irish accent?”
Vince Walters: “Yeah...how'd I do?”
Jill Matthews: “I'd tell you not to quit your day job but...you suck at that too.”
Both men get back to their feet and begin to stalk each other. They lock up in a test of strength with Father Nathan gaining the upper hand. He knees Areas in the gut and takes him down with a Neckbreaker! He rolls backward, onto Areas and begins sending several left and right hooks into his face. Areas shoves Father Nathan off of him and springs to his feet. Areas runs at Father Nathan just as he is getting to his feet and hits him with a Missile Kick.
Vince Walters: “What a missile kick by Areas!”
Jill Matthews: “He's definitely refusing to give up which, lets face it ladies and gentlemen, is the point of this match.”
Vince Walters: “I think the people know what a Submission Match is, Jill.”
Areas rolls back to his feet as Nathan uses the ropes to stand up. Pacing around the ring then, plotting his next attack, Areas quickly decides to climb up onto the turnbuckle. He leaps into the air as Nathan is getting up. However, Nathan thinks on his toes and catches Areas mid air. Nathan puts Areas in position and nails him with a Powerbomb!!!! NO!!! At the last second, Areas has countered into a Leg Scissors takedown!!! Once Nathan is down, Areas refuses to break the hold. Instead, he locks in a Triangle Hold onto Nathan!!!! Nathan taps out!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Vince Matthews: “HE DID IT! HE DID IT! AREAS MADE FATHER NATHAN TAP OUT!”
Jill Matthews: “Wow! What a crazy turn of events.”
Winner
Areas
Loser
Father Nathan O'Connell
Outcome
Pinfall
WHEN MONKEYS FLY
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne
The scene opens to a mad wondering, swaying his arms as he aimlessly walks down a hall. He looks around, trying every door as he passes before finnally cupping his hands around his mouth.
Freakshow: OH MY ANABELLA, WHERE ARE YOU? heheheha
Though instead of an awnser from the woman he had hoped for, a similar voice awnsers his call.
Female Voice: "Oh...well, look who it is..."
Stepping into frame, the camera now shows a view of the wickedly tempting Denise Buchannan. She is outfitted in a loose, flowing black dress with a haltered top and plunging neckline revealing arguably her two most valuable assets. Denise ran a hand through her long, wavy auburn tresses before planting one hand on her hip, and the other on Freakshow's shoulder.
Denise: "Just the 'freak'...I was looking for..."
Freakshow: OH! Mother dearest...hehe....you grace me with your presense once again!
Freakshow does a overexagerated gentlemens bow, rising up with a large smile spread across his face. As he does so he takes hold of Denises hand, laying a small kiss atop her knuckle.
If you had blinked, you would have missed the utterly mortified look on Denise's face. Then, like a true Buchannan, she covered up her disgust by plastering on that signature grin of hers while discreetly wiping the back of her hand off on Freakshow's shirt.
Denise: "Yes, well...it's only because it has now been days since we had our last little talk, yet still, nothing has happened...I'm starting to grow a little...impatient. Remember, Freakshow...we had a deal..."
Freakshow: Yes a deal! A deal it was. hehe But Freakshow is still trying..its just......hey, why didn't you tell me you had flying monkies?
Denise: "What?!...Oh, nevermind...why do I even bother. Listen...you and I had a deal, and if you want me to come through on my end...then i'm gonna have to collect first. Or...don't you want to be reunited with your Sweet Anabella?"
Freakshow: Yes! Poor Freakshow only wants his Anabella...I tried my Wicked Witch...I do. It's just...that damned Prince Charming is in the way!
His voice rises as utter anger fills his words at the mention of Roger.
Denise: "Yes...well...you let me worry about The Golden Boy...and don't forget about your new 'friend' that I've invited. He'll be here tonight, too. You just need to focus on getting me that baby. Remember...No Baby...No Anabella. Got it?"
Freakshow: Yes yes! I will do what I must for you my mother dearest...and for my Anabella. I will break him tonight, and retrieve the baby for you...so you can save her from the Prince's corruption...then...yes then..heheheh...we can be ONE BIG FAMILY!
Denise: "Whatever...just ...go."
She raised her arm into the air, index finger out stretched in the opposite direction.
Freakshow: Yes yes my wicked witch!
Freakshow turns and quickly skips away, his can swinging in his hand as he does so. Though as he takes his leave, a few words can be heard...
Freakshow: yay yay yay! Hehehehahah, Freakshow finnaly get a family!
He jumps and spins, but as he lands he stops...as if remembering something.
Freakshow: Oh, my mother dearest....
He turns towards Denise again.
Freakshow: If I break Prince Charming...hehe yes maim him...can I pet the flying monkies? I've never seen one before!
Denise rubs her temples, growing extremely aggitated. Then, once more, she forces a smile to cross her lips before turning to face Freakshow.
Denise: "Get me that baby...and you can HAVE the damn monkeys!"
She says through her teeth, pretending to know what the hell he's talking about.
Freakshows eyes widen, his mouth agape. He turns running down the hall, and as he leaves view of Denise a very excited cackle echoes through the halls. The camera closes in on Denise's expression as she folds her arms across her chest. Her false smile then turns into a genuinely devilish alligator grin before the scene fades out.
LIZ VS NOCTURNAL
1 vs 1
Nocturnal VS Elizabeth Devereaux
Clark Benson: That was a uh interesting exchange between Denise and Freak Show that's for sure... Anyways Areas showed his heart once again tonight by making Father Nathan tap out to that deadly Triangle choke of his. Areas is on quite the roll here since his debut and I have been told that we will see a REMATCH at ANNILATION BETWEEN AREAS AND FATHER NATHAN in a street fight! I am looking forward to that for sure! But, moving onto Nocturnal verus Liz well this match was a bit odd for Liz really started off red hot hitting Nocturnal with all she had tryng to end things early but Noc wouldn't have any of it. The Saddistic Bastard allowed the storm during the early parts of the match and by the middle of the match
Noc had taken full control with very brutal like moves and shots to many areas of Liz's body. Noc was just in full domination mode by mid match which is something we haven't seen from Nocturnal for a little while now.
So let's see how this thing ends as we go to the conclusion of Nocturnal versus Liz!
Nocturnal grabs Apathy and nails her with a big time headbutt sending her to the mat. He smirks down at her and pulls her to her feet, wasting no time before bringing her back to the mat with a t-bone suplex and stalks around Apathy as she lies on the mat, trying to get back to her feet. Nocturnal pulls Apathy to her feet and forces her to look at the entranceway yelling out that no one is coming to help her and then plants her with a chokeslam. He drops down for a pin, but pulls Apathy up after 2, smirking and yelling at Apathy that she needs more punishment.
Vince Walters: Punishment for what? And love the mind games.. Apathy has one friend, and she screwed her over last week.. no one will help Apathy out this time.
Jill Matthews: I think last week was an accident and Apathy would be the first to say she doesn’t need or want it.
Vince Walters: That’s because shes STOOPID
Nocturnal smirks as he pulls Apathy back to her feet, measuring her and sending her to the mat with a big time right hand, sending Apathy to the mat. As he tries once more to pull her up, Apathy hits him with a low blow and tries to fight back with a few right hands, but Nocturnal cuts her off with another headbutt and then picks her up into a bear hug, holding her in the middle of the ring as he squeezes her.. The ref checks for a submission as Apathy tries to find some way to break the hold, trying multiple headbutts, eventually resulting in Nocturnal raising Apathy higher and planting her with a Spinebuster, going for a cover before once more pulling her up.
Vince Walters: I love it! The Sadistic Bastard is back, baby!
Jill Matthews: Valora needs to come help her friend here!
The ref warns Nocturnal against his behavior, but Noc brushes him off and drags Apathy to her feet sending her into the ropes before grabbing her as if to go for a fall away slam but lifts her onto his shoulders and plants her on the mat. Nocturnal finally makes the cover and stays covering her
1…
2..
3!
Vince Walters: Face of Chaos! Nocturnal picks up the win and is finally getting things going his way!
Jill Matthews: But Apathy looked strangely off her game tonight too and I still can’t believe-
Jill is cut off by the tron turning on and white noise filling the PA for a few seconds, before Valora’s face appears, bringing cheers from the crowd. Valora smirks as she looks into the camera and waves at Apathy.
Valora: “Hola Liz. Tough loss out there chica.. now, normally, I would be more than glad to help out, but I thought that the great Goddess of Wrestling herself Apathy would be able to handle lowly, neutered Alexander Koresh. I guess not. I also know when to stay the fuck out of other people’s matches. More than can be said for some people.
Of course… there could be a reason you got your ass handed to you tonight. I do know you, Liz. Your habits. How you prepare for a match, what you drink before and after a match. Maybe, just maybe… I made sure you’d be brought down to earth tonight and remember where the fuck you stand here, and maybe, were that the case, I didn’t have to be a lil’ bitch about it and act like I ‘accidentally’ threw a fuckin’ taser to the wrong damn person. But that can’t be right, can it? After all, according to you, if it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t know how to tie my wrestling boots.”
Valora’s eyes narrow as she stands up and takes a deep breath looking into the camera
Valora: “Newsflash, Liz. The world doesn’t revolve around you. Shocking, I know. Jesse could give a shit about you and certainly isn’t going to go out of his way to fuck you over. As for me? Well you know me well enough to know that what happened last week will get a response. Maybe that response was this week. Maybe its yet to come. Oh, and your comments about me and how I should kiss your ass for my spot here… it’s the other way around, chica. I brought you back into this company and fuck with me, I’ll help you leave it again.”
The screen goes dark as Apathy stands in the ring staring at the tron
Vince Walters: Now THATS the Valora I’ve been waiting to see!
Jill Matthews: That’s the same Valora you see every week, she’s just pissed at someone Jesse doesn’t like.
Winner
Nocturnal
Loser
Elizabeth Devereaux
Outcome
Pinfall
THE RICKY BOBBY AND ANDY ARRIVE.
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Ricky Bobby CasselsJesse Styles
Jill Matthews: Welcome back to Ignite #198! In just a few minutes, we will witness the seasoned New Edge Veteran- Blair Buchannan take on NEW newcomer- Mr. Boom Bastic.
Vince Walters: It should make for a good match Jill as Blair has really been on a nice winning streak with her latest victory coming against the always dangerous Valora Salinas, just last week on Ignite!
Jill Matthews: And Mr. Boom Bastic showed a lot of promise and talent in his debut match against Elizabeth Devereaux… Although it was Devereaux that came out on top, I believe we have a superstar in the making with Boom Bastic. At the very least, a very interesting individual….
Vince Walters: Hang on Jill! I’m getting word that Ricky Bobby Cassels and Andy have made it to Ignite. The two men had previously been held at the jailhouse in San Antonio, Texas. There is a lot of commotion going on backstage, let’s get those cameras back there to see what the hell is going on...
Ricky and Andy pull into the Club La Vela parking lot in Ricky’s black eighteen wheeler semi. He parks the big rig at the front door as he and Andy both exit the semi and rush toward the building. Waiting for the men at the front door is a less than amused Jesse Styles. He is wearing all black including black sunglasses and has his arms folded.
Jesse Styles: *to Andy* I leave you in charge of ONE God dammed thing….. ONE THING…… and you can’t even get that right!!
Andy: How was I supposed to know this moron *points to Ricky* had concealed 100 illegal Mexicans in his semi trailer and 1 illegal Mexican riding shotgun?!?!
Jesse places his head in his hand and rubs his forehead momentarily. He pauses for a long, awkward minute before speaking again.
Jesse Styles: With all the shit that NEW has gone through in the last year…. Finally we were digging ourselves out of the hole…… and now you two idiots go off and get arrested in Texas! You KNOW the F.B.I. is all over our asses already. Hell I’ve been in questioning all week long….
Andy tries to speak again but Jesse motions for him to stop with the wave of his hand.
Jesse Styles: I bet the F.B.I. was all over the fact that an NEW champion and more importantly, NEW Vice President of mother fucking Operations was arrested. Did they pay you two a visit while in jail?
Andy: Yes, they did and they asked us a ton of questions.
Jesse Styles: *turns to Ricky and grits his teeth* Ricky….
Ricky is still wearing his mesh trucker’s cap that says ‘Merica Fuck Yeah and has a goofy smile on his face. The cap doesn’t fit Ricky too well as it sits up real high on his head. Maybe he just has too much mullet to wear the cap…
Ricky Bobby: Present!
Jesse Styles: *getting more pissed by the second* Yes Ricky, I’m aware you’re present because well…. YOU’RE STANDING RIGHT GOD DAMN IN FRONT OF ME!!!
As Jesse unleashes fury on Ricky and Andy, the scene looks like a scene from a cartoon where one character yells at the other character and nearly blows the character away merely with lung air alone. Jesse pauses for another minute to gain his composure before speaking again.
Jesse Styles: Ricky…. Did you remember our little chalk board session while you were talking to the F.B.I.?
Ricky Bobby: Yep! I told ‘em that I wasn’t allowed to talk to ‘em because ya’ said so!
Jesse Styles: Hmmm… Not exactly the best way to put it, but at least you didn’t screw NEW over again like last time. I commend you for learning the chalk board. The less we can say to those F.B.I pricks, the better off we’ll be.
Andy: We refused to speak without our lawyers.
Jesse Styles: Yes I’m aware as I had to pay $10,000 just to get them to Texas so they would bail you two out of the mess you created. It’s a damn good thing those dumbass Texas troopers forgot to read your Miranda’s Rights or else you would probably still be sitting in prison right now.
Andy: Well either way, thanks for looking after us and…. *looks over at Ricky* ….. we are both VERY sorry for what we did.
Ricky Bobby: Sorry Jesse….
Jesse Styles: Ricky can you do me a favor tonight?
Ricky Bobby: Sure thang…
Jesse Styles: I need you to go and have the performance of your life in the main event tonight against Valora, Now go get ready for your match with her if you don't mind.
Ricky Bobby nods and heads off to his dressing room. Meanwhile, Jesse turns his attention to his VP of Operations.
Jesse Styles: You fucked up once… Now don’t ever let this kind of shit happen again!
Andy: No problem Jesse. It won’t ever happen again, I promise!
Jesse Styles: Good…
The camera slowly fades away from the scene as Jesse turns his back to Andy. Jesse walks back inside Club La Vela, slamming the door in Andy’s face and leaving him standing outside all alone.
BLAIR VS BOOMBASTIC
1 vs 1
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne VS Mistah BoomBastic
Clark Benson: Crazy Liz got pretty much beat up threw that entire match then after wards Valora made some pretty straight and clear statements to Liz so those developments outta be interesting. Now on the other hand we also had Ricky and Andy finally arrive and boy Jesse was not happy. Poor Andy left out in the cold I would feel bad BUT I DON'T! I should have his god damned job you know how long I have worked here? Since almost day damned one! Anyways....Sorry about that outburst moving onto Blair Buchannon versus Mr.Boom Bastic this was interesting Blair had that protective mask on to protect her fractured nose in this match. Boom had her on the ropes early and seemed to be in dominating form using all kinds of cool like moves and Blair just looked beat down. There where a lot of near falls all the way into the midddle of this match but Blair wouldn't give up she kept kicking out despite Boom's many attempts to keep her down and well a little tide changer was when Blair head butted Boom right between his eyes with that protective mask on! Now let's go to the conclusion of this match!
Blair hits Boombastick with a couple of snap kicks to the gut doubling him over, before waiting for him to recover, measuring him as she nails him with a couple of knife edged chops to the chest, grabbing him by his dreadlocked head and bringing him to the mat with a snapmare and planting her foot in his spine. Dragging him to his feet, Blair sends Bommbastic into the ropes but he comes off and nails Blair with a flying clothesline, sending her to the mat, getting up and moving over to the top rope before playing to the crowd and jumping off, nailing Blair with a 450 splash. He goes for a cover, but Blair kicks out at 2.
Vince Walters: 2 count for idiot that thinks he’s Jamaican.
Jill Matthews: Really? Going there? Sheesh…
Blair gets to her feet as Boombastic walks over towards her, making a gesture that seems sexual in nature. Blair replies by narrowing her eyes and slapping Boombastic right in the face, following the move up with a perfectly executed dropkick that sends Boombastic to the mat. Blair runs and rebounds off the ropes, nailing Boombastic with a spear as he gets to his feet, bringing him to the mat one more time and going for the cover, getting a 2 count before Boombastic gets a foot on the ropes, causing the ref to break the count.
Vince Walters: Blair is starting to take charge of this match and is showing why she’s a 4 time TA champion. Boombastic needs to take her seriously or he’ll be 0-2.
Jill Matthews: Well, he seems to think he beat Elizabeth Deveraux in his first match. Ironic all his matches so far have been against women… could you imagine if he’s up against Dixie or Valora next?
Vince Walters: Heh… Valora would murder him. and with how she’s gone lately, Dixie would probably beat the crap out of her too.
Blair walks over to Boombastic and drags him away from the ropes, but he amazes people by jumping from the mat and nailing Blair with a dropkick, bringing her to the mat. He pulls her to her feet and sends her into the ropes, while he runs back and rebounds off the ropes. As the duo charges each other, they have the same idea, both going for a flying crossbody block and colliding midair and both falling to the mat, writhing in pain.
Vince Walters: It looks like a car accident in the ring!
Jill Matthews: Whoever gets back to their feet might just be able to win this thing!
Blair gets to her feet first and meets Boombastic with a kick to the gut just as he stands. She then grabs him and jumps up onto the top rope, springboarding off into a tornado ddt and plants Boombastic on the mat, going for the pinfall..
1…
2…
3!
Vince Walters: Beauty Sleep! and believe me, Boombastic can use a LOT of that! But regardless, Blair continues her roll in NEW!
Jill Matthews: Well, its nice to see her win a match without having to cheat, for once.
Winner
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne
Loser
Mistah BoomBastic
Outcome
Pinfall
ROGER VS FREAKSHOW
1 vs 1
Roger Wright VS Freakshow
Clark Benson: Boombastic and Blair was a pretty good match Boom pushed Blair to the edge there proving he does belong here in NEW in my opinion but the star fucker her self Blair pulled it out at the end of the day.
Now let's move onto a very personal match up featuring the NEW Champion in a non title match against the strange, bizzare and down right nuts Freak Show. Freak Show has an obvious obsession with Rogers girlfriend Blair and well obviously here tonight Roger looked to handle the problem that is known as Freak Show. The match started with Roger like a house of fire more pumped up then I have seen him in some time and he wasn't using any fancy wrestling moves he was just unloading on Freak with knees, kicks, punches and even a few head butts. He kept at it early in the match even getting Freak off his feet with a roaring elbow and then pretty much nailed just about every body part with a classic garvin like stomp but the man known as Freak Show would get back up and even cracked a bit of a smile which pissed Roger off even more. Roger went for a LOU THEZ Press by the middle of the match but Freak got his left boot in the air and Roger rammed face first right into it. Freak Show would then take a little control like a mad man he drove the back of Rogers head into the ring mat a good six times before bringing Roger to his feet and just assaulting him with big time powerful and odd type of moves. However Roger would not stay down he was obviously on a mission but the bad part is Freak Show wouldn't stay down ether a lot of near falls here from early to the middle now let's join the action for the conclusion.
Roger and Freakshow have been battling it out, with Roger attempting to break Freakshow down by way of high impact offensive moves. However, Freakshow has remained resilient throughout most of the match as Blair Buchannan-Valentyne watches on from ringside.
After an intense bout of lefts ad rights from Roger, Freakshow stumbles back. This gives Roger the opportunity to send his boot into Freakshow's gut. Freakshow doubles over. Rogher sends him to the ropes with an Irish Whip. Roger prepares to catch Freakshow off the rebound, but Freakshow shrieks as he leaps into the air and nails Roger with a flying heabutt. Both men are down. Freakshow rolls over onto Roger to make the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
Roger kicks out, pushing Freakshow off of him.
Vince Walters: “Roger isn't giving up so easily.”
Jill Matthews: “I don't know which guy was hurt the most after that flying headbutt from Freakshow! He's going to have to be more strategic than that if he wants to win this match.”
Vince Walters: “Something tells me that this freak is more concerned about causing as much pain as possible, and not about winning the match. Shit, I don't think he cares about whether that pain is being inflicted on his opponent...or himself!”
Jill Matthews: “Something tells me you're right. That guys creeps me out more than anything in the world!”
Vince Walters: “Awwww is widdle Jilly wid da big titties scared? You need Papa Vinny to play wid dose nasty bags and make you feew aww bettuh?”
Jill Matthews: “.....Seriously? What the fuck?!”
Vince Walters mimics the sound of a baby sucking a bottle.
Vince Walters: “Ma ma!”
Jill Matthews: “Actually I changed my mind. You creep me out more than anything in the world.”
Vince Walters: “You're damn right I do!”
Jill Matthews: “Lets get back to the match. Roger is the first to get back to his feet and is now climbing the turnbuckle nearest Freakshow, who is still on the ground.”
Vince Walters: “Freakshow is starting to stir a little. He grabs the ropes for support and makes his way to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs. Meanwhile Roger is just sitting on the turnbuckle, waiting, stalking Freakshow.”
Jill Matthews: “Freakshow turns around and ...WHAM!!!”
Freakshow turns around just in time to be hit with a Diving Clothesline! Freakshow is down again as Roger lands on one knee, quickly getting back to his feet. Roger makes his way to Freakshow and grabs his legs, locking in the Texas Cloverleaf.
Vince Walters: “Roger is trying to make him submit, proving that he is the better man and that Freakshow needs to back off of his woman!”
Jill Matthews: “He's gonna have to try harder than that, though, because Freakshow has made his way to the ropes and Roger is forced to break the hold!”
Roger breaks the hold and gets to his feet. He paces the ring, mentally strategizing his next move as he locks eyes with a worried Blair who is standing on the outside. He gives her a nod to let him know he's got everything under control, before turning back to his opponent. Freakshow isn't down for long, and in no time at all the two men are facing eachother again, stalking one another.
Jill Matthews: “Try as he might, Roger just can't seem to keep Freakshow down!”
Vince Walters: “Freakshow actually looks like he might be enjoying this!”
Jill Matthews: “Indeed, Freakshow hads this silly grin on his face and is sort of dancing around the ring, almost mocking Roger who looks seriously intent on punishing Freakshow for his antics over the past couple of weeks.”
Vince Walters: “Seems to me the guy is just having a little fun. Roger and Blair need to both lighten up.”
Jill Matthews: “Everything isn't a joke, Vince. What would you do if smoeone put a dead animal in your bed? I'm sure you wouldn't be laughing.”
Vince Walters: “That's easy...i'd just have to swallow it with my anaconda! Zing!!!”
Jill Matthews: “Why do I even bother. You're like a child.”
Back in the ring, the two have locked up. This time, Freakshow gets the upper hand and quickly puts Roger into a headlock. He hits Roger with a Hip Toss but quickly raises him to his feet again. Freakshow Irish Whips Roger to the ropes then and instantly takes a small capsule outo f his pocket ad bites down onto it.
As Roger is coming back off of the ropes, Freakshow bites dow onto the capsule and spits a green mist into Roger's eyes, which stops him in his tracks. Roger, now temporarily blinded, is trying to rub the green liquid out of his eyes.
Meanwhile, Freakshow has taken a paper napkin out of his pocket and balled it up. Holding the balled up tissue in his gloved hand, a mechanism coming out of the palm of Freakshow's glove ignites the napkin into a ball of fire.
Roger has wiped the liquid from his eyes and turns around just in time for Freakshow to slam the ball of fire into Roger's face with one hand, and gut punch him with the other. Roger doubles over the Freakshow hits him with a DDT. He goes for the pin!
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
NO!!!
Vince Walters: “ROGER BREAKS THE HOLD AT THE LAST SECOND!!!”
Jill Matthews: “It's not over yet!”
The crowd erupts in cheers as Roger gets his shoulder up. No one can be heard louder than Blair, though, who screamed out in joy as soon as she saw Roger break out of the pin. Freakshow, now on his feet, pacing the ring a little bit before his eyes lock onto Blair. A goofy grin slapped across his face.
Freakshow: “All of this is for you my Anabella!!!”
Freakshow can be heard shouting, staring down at ringside where Blair does not look amused. She shakes her head and shouts: “You're crazy! You know that?! Crazy!!!”
This only causes Freakshow's smile to widen into a full blown grin. He grabs the ropes with one hand and his grown with the other, gesturing for Blair to 'come and get it.' Blair looks absolutely disgusted which, in turn, only seems to turn Freakshow on more.
By this time, Roger has gotten back to his feet—his face still covered in green liquid and ash from the fireball. He shouts at Freakshow, for him to turn around. Freakshow turns around to face Roger and suddenly his gleeful expression has turned to that of sheer anger.
Vince Walters:”Uh oh..it doesn't seem like Freakshow appreciated Roger interupting his moment with Blair.”
Jill Matthews: “Yeah, i'm thinking Roger doesn't really care.”
Roger is now taunting Freakshow, who only grows more ad more upset.
Roger: “You know your sweet Anabella?...I fucked her last night!”
Roger can be heard saying. This sends Freakshow into a complete furry. He begins slapping himself in the head before charging at Roger and attempting a clothesline. Roger ducks and Freakshow is sent toward the ropes. Freakshow runs back at Roger full force. Roger turns around in the knick of time and hits the rebounding Freakshow with THE WRIGHT STUFF!!!! He goes for the pin!!!
1!!!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Tom Davis: “Here is your winner...ROGERRRRRR WRRRRIGHT!”
Winner
Roger Wright
Loser
Freakshow
Outcome
Pinfall
THE FREAK HAS FRIENDS
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Freakshow
Vince Walters: Roger did it! Roger put down the Freak!
Jill Mathews: It was a hardfought....and weird match, but ultimatley Roger showed why he is the NEW World Champion and why you don't cross the lines that Freakshow has.
Roger stands in the center of the ring over top the crumpled Freakshow, trying to smile through the pain as he looks over at Blair who has made her way onto the ring apron. He had done it, he had left the man who had tormented them over the last couple weeks but a crumpled mess in the center of the ring. But just as he goes towards Blair, there is a commotion in the crowd behind him.
Blair: ROGER! WATCH OUT!
Her scream can be heard over the commotion of the crowd. Hopping the security railing is a man, his face covered in a black mask and his body a large trench coat, slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Roger, thinking Freakshow is rising, turns looking to finish off the painted Freak...only to receive the seat of the chair wrapped around the top of his head.
Jill Mathews: Oh god, who is this!?
The man turns towards Blair pulling the chair back, but Blair hops off the apron away from his swing. He turns back and lifts the chair over head, bringing it down across the back of Roger who was attempting to push himself back up to his feet.
Vince Walters: Dear god, it seems as though trumping the office has come to bite Roger....or...no...
Another shot comes down with the chair of Roger to make sure he stays down, and much to the dismay the man turns to the rising Freakshow...grabbing his hand and helping him up to his feet.
Jill Mathews: He is helping Freakshow!?
The Masked Man and Freakshow stand in the center of the ring, Freakshow holding the back of his head with a small chuckle as the other man holds the dented steel chair at his side. Turning Freakshow looks at Blair, who holds a hand out to him pleading. With a smile he walks over to roger, squatting down over top of his back and grabbing him by the hair, yanking his face up off the mat.
Freakshow: THE PRINCE HAS FALLEN! hehehahahahah NOW TO SHATTER THIS MASK!
He screamed before rearing back and sending a stiff shot into the side of Rogers face.
Vince Walters: Oh come on, this is too much...can we get someone out here to stop this?
Jill Mathews: I don't know Vince, with the big literal "F" you to Jesse...I doubt any officials will be sent out to help him.
Blair reaches into the ring trying to grab Rogers hand, but Freakshow smiles as his masked man lifts Roger up to his feet away from her. Freak points to the turnbuckle and the man shoves Roger back, letting him stumble and fall to the mat, leaning against the bottom buckle. Freakshow turns and slides out of the ring, opposite of Blair, while the mystery man lays a boot into Rogers throat, holding him down and choking him.
Vince Walters: What is Freakshow fishing for?
With a large smile, Freakshow holds his prize up in the air. Squeezing the trigger the crowd roars as a long drill bit spins.
Jill Mathews: Oh no!?
Vince Walters: Who put that under the ring!?
Freakshow slides back into the ring, holding the drill over his head as the bit spins violently. Blair screams growing louder as Freakshow slowly approaches Roger. The masked man backs off, giving Freakshow plenty of room, and quite honestly getting out of the spray radius of the blood that is sure to come. He comes up to Roger, kneeling infront of him and taking hold of his chin with his free hand.
Vince Walters: No no no, GET SOMEONE OUT HERE NOW!
Jill Mathews: He will kill Roger!
With his held held back and his face prone, Freakshow aims his drill and slowly starts pushing it toward Roger. Inch by Inch the drill approaches Rogers nose, and louder and louder Blairs screaming pleas grow. The spinning drill bit reaches just a centimeter from Rogers nose......
THWACK!
Can be heard as Blair sends everything she has behind her fist into the temple of Freakshow. The sudden impact causes him to roll back away from Roger, just enough for Blair to scramble between the ropes and layer herself as a shield against him. Freakshow drops the drill, scrambling to his feet as he shakes the confusion from after the impact. The masked man however approaches Blair to remove her from in front of Roger.
Jill Mathews: Blair, watch out!
But before the man can grab ahold of Blair, Freakshow jumps forward and shoves the man away. Freakshow himself standing between Blair and the man. The two argue for a bit before Freakshow turns and kneels to Blair, says something to her that can't be picked up by the camera then exits the ring...masking man towing behind him. The crowd roars at Freakshow and the man, even some random pieces of trash being thrown towards them as they make their way back to the ramp...while Blair check on Roger...no officials or medics on their way....
HUNTER VS MATHEW
1 vs 1
Matthew Carter VS Hunter Valentyne
Clark Benson: After seeing such an explosive ending to the Freakshow and Wright match the following match between Hunter and Carter was sure to keep the crowd rialed up. The match started in the favor of the veteran Hunter who quickly took control of the match from the beginning with by over powering and out striking the younger Carter. Hunter even got the crowd fired up after sending a series of chops to Carter that had him roll to the outside of the ring. It was when Hunter attempted to drag Carter into the ring that he took advantage of the situation and forced Hunters throat over the top rope. Carter kept in on his advantage with a few cheap shots and keeping Hunter grounded. Now lets go to the closing moments of the match.
Carter has Hunter in a camelclutch, his feet sat out far ahead of him really vicing back on Hunters neck and back. Hunter claws at his grip with one hand, dragging himself towards the ropes as the crowd begins to chant for him.
Jill Mathews: I still can't get used to hearing the crowd chant, for, Hunter!
Vince Walters: Not only are they chanting for him, he seems to be pulling from them.
Unable to drag himself towards the ropes Hunter changes his game plan, instead he presses both his hands to the mat lifting himself up to get his knees beneath him. After a few moments of a struggle Hunter finnaly gets a foot beneath him, lifting himself up and Carter up with him onto his back.
Vince Walters: Look at the strength of Hunter!
With the crowd roaring for him, Hunter charges backwards towards a turnbuckle smashing Carter between him and the turnbuckle pads. The impact causes Carter to release his grip, letting Hunter stumble away from him. He turns and Carter charges out attempting to level him, only to be caught and tossed into the air with a high backdrop. The crowd pops, Hunter slowly coming to life with it. Carter feeds back up and Hunter hits him with a huge back elbow, spinning off and throwing a hand up into the air as the crowd roars. Carter feeds around, Hunter boots him in the stomach and hooks his arms behind his back.
Vince Walters: Hunter setting up for the Valentyme! This is it!
Suddenly "Hail To the King" by Avenge Sevenfold hits the PA system, Hunters attention diverted to the entrance ramp.
Jill Mathews: I guess the boss has decided he'd make his presence known to Hunter!
Jesse steps through the curtain, a large smile on his face as he stops at the edge of the ramp. He crosses his arms and sends a questioning shrug at the Mythkillers. Inside the ring Hunter tosses Carter to the side, making his way to the ropes daring Jesse to step into the ring. Meanwhile behind him Carter struggles with something in his boot, finnaly sliding something out and holding it into his hands. Carter stands up as the referee walks towards the ropes questioning Jesse.
Vince Walters: Watch out Hunter!
Hunter turns around, being qued off by pointing fan members. Though as he turns Carter sends a heavy loaded right into the side of his head, a small spray of blood as the metal knuckles connected with the side of his head. Hunter crumples and Carter quickly falls down beside him with a cover, removing the knuckles from his fist and tossing them to the outside of the ring.
Jill Mathews: Carter with the brass knuckles!
The referee turns and slides down for the pin.
ONE....
TWO....
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Tom Davis: Your winner by pinfall.....MATHEW CARTER!
Winner
Matthew Carter
Loser
Hunter Valentyne
Outcome
Pinfall
A LIST BEGINS WHAT NAMES ARE IN SAID LIST?
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesMatthew Carter
Vince Walters: Hunter is down and he is bleeding pretty bad from his forehead area from where Carter nailed him.
Jill Mathews: Cheap win.....
Vince Walters: Cheap? No Jill... It was an effective win!
Mathew Carter standing over the downed and bloody Hunter Valentyne begins to lay the boots to him while Jesse Styles rolls into the ring with a grin across his face. He watches for a moment as Carter just laies into Hunter then Jesse walks over as Carter brings Hunter to his feet and a HYPE KICK!! Hunter goes down as Jesse then rolls Hunter over onto his chest and drops several elbows onto the back of Hunter and Carter even drops a running knee drop down into the middle of Hunters back. The fans are booing loudly and Jesse stops his attack looking out at some of them and yells "YOU ARE ALL STUPPPPPPPID!!" He then rolls outside the ring grabbing a steel chair and then rolls him self back in the ring. Carter had climbed to the top turnbuckle and dropped a LEAPING Elbow Drop right into the the already hurt back of Hunter. Now Jesse standing over Hunter drives the STEEL CHAIR into the back of Hunter multiple times he then stops suddenly and kind of examines what he has done. After he has examined his and Carters work he DRIVES the steel chair into the back side of Hunter's right Shoulder A GOOD FIFTEEN TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! Carter now picks a dead on his feet Hunter up and WHACK Jesse levels Hunter with the steel chair to Hunters skull but Carter wont let Hunter go down as Jesse NAILS HUNTER AGAIN ACROSS THE SKULL with the now very dented steel chair!! Hunter finally is let go as he lands flat on his back in the middle of the ring out cold and Jesse now reaches out between the ropes getting handed a microphone.
Jill Mathews: Good lord haven't these two done enough? And, now we have to listen to him talk about it also?
Vince Walters: Quiet woman god him self is about to speak now kneel before the King!
Jill Mathews: I kneel for no man.....
Vince Walters: Ah bullshit I have pornos with you in them that prove other wise.
Jill Mathews:...........
Jesse Styles: How's it feel Hunter? What's that? You can't speak? Well that's just a damned shame I mean shit you are always so full of talk and well to be honest the fans out here are quite let down that you can't speak a word right now its breaking there fucked up hearts. But, now I know you are hurt badly and hell when you recover a little I know what your dumb ass will say and that's I TOLD YOU ALL JESSE STYLES AND MATHEW CARTER WHERE BEST FRIENDS! But, to that I will already say you are wrong sir as of this moment myself and Mathew Carter have a business arrangement and nothing more. For the contract he wants will be in his lap in the coming days and as long as he meets said exceptions in said contract he is in
for quite the nice life money wise. With this new arrangement comes a little list I have in my brain and well you where first on that list.....Which its obvious I can cross you off that list for the time being at least.
Mathew Carter pretends like he has a list in his hands and even does a crossing off motion which causes the fans to boo loudly once again and Carter just smirks at them and then tells them all to shove it!
Jesse Styles: So now what else or should I say who else is on this list you all wonder? Oh well next week we will begin with something very personal for my new business associate it's HIS OWN BROTHER ROGER WRIGHT! Now Roger I know you are hurting due to what went down earlier but sorry you will have to face MATHEW CARTER in a match next week! Brother versus Brother in the main fucking event because Roger quite frankly your little your going to do whatever the fuck you want attitude is no longer going to fly with me and I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HOW YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST LEAVE NEW EDGE! So since you want out so badly I am going to see to it personally that the remaining 5 or so months on your contract ARE A LIVING HELL! So next week your little brother Mathew Carter gets a chance to be one step closer to back to where he wants to be and that's at the top of the NEW mountain once more. Now I know it's a non title shot Mathew but don't worry beat your brothers ass it will shoot you right up onto that fairly short list.
Mathew Carter cracks kind of a cocky grin like it wont be any problem what so ever while Jesse suddenly hears Roger.....ROGER.......Roger.....Chants he just rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
Jesse Styles: Seriously you people are fucking wait for it.....wait for it.....STUPIDDDDD!!! I mean seriously you cheer for this piece of shit in the ring and still you cheer for the NEW Champ who wants to leave New Edge? Sigh....Anyways just one more thing on this list of mine for now since Mr.Carter here wants to climb his way to the top I have decided that YOU NOCTURNAL will not face me at ANNILATION!!!! NO, for you see
the more and more I think about it and the more and more I realize that's giving you exactly what you want. Now don't think it's not what I want but you know I just think this would be more on your terms and well fuck that. So it's simple at ANNILATION you Nocturnal will face MATHEW CARTER in a match a special match but that stipulation will be announced next week. Now Mathew I think it's time you and I make our exit from this ring....
Jill Mathews: Wow....Next week brother versus brother and then the following week at the PPV it's Nocturnal versus Mathew Carter just wow.
Vince Walters: Jesse is the king and a god damned genious!
Jesse and Mathew Carter are now up near the top of the ramp way while Jesse stops turns and smiles as he looks down at Hunter who is still laid out in the ring. He then puts the mic back up to his mouth while Mathew has now turned and is looking down that way too.
Jesse Styles: You know Hunter I just don't feel like me and Mathew are done with you quite yet I mean after all you did shit all over the inside of one of my mansions... So with that being said it's only fair to well SHIT BACK!
Jesse points in an upward motion we then see a large barrel like figure flip over and LEGIT SHIT COMES POURING DOWN COVER THE BODY of the downed HUNTER VALENTYNE from head to toe!!!! Jesse and Carter both get a good laugh as they then exit the stage to the back as we cut away.
FIRST BLOOD MAIN EVENT RICKY VS VALORA
1 vs 1
Ricky Bobby Cassels VS Valora Salinas
Clark Benson: Wow that was quite the uh interest developments there between Mathew Carter/Jesse Styles and Hunter Valentyne I mean it's going to take a while for him to not smell like shit haha! It honestly couldn't of happend to a nicer guy I swear it. But, onto the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!! Ricky Cassels the TA Champ took on Valora Salinas "The Hardcore Icon" in a non title match. These two battled all over the arena then back into the ring then back all over the arena it was a straight up fight from the opening bell to through the middle part and I am just spent to be honest so use your imagination! Anyways let's go to the conclusion of this match as we wrap up IGNITE 198!
Jill Matthews: “If you're just now joining us folks, this has been one hell of a match between Ricky Cassels and Valora Salinas!”
Vince Walters: “That's right, slut, this match that started out in the ring has now spilled over to the ringside area with Ricky taking complete control over Valora!”
Ricky has Valora pinned up against the steel ring steps as he's choking the life out of her. Nikki Juggs, also at ringside, has been screaming obscenities in Valora's face, even going to far as to slap her while Ricky squeezes his hands around her throat.
Jill Matthews: “The Trailer Park Queen looks none too pleased with Salinas at the moment.”
Vince Walters: “She's just jealous. Valora is ten times hotter than her and if Ricky didn't have her subdued, Valora could kick the shit out of Juggs and she knows it!”
Valora reaches up and firmly grabs Ricky by his mullet, headbutting him in an attempt to break the hold. It works, and Ricky is sent stumbling back much to Nikki's dismay.
Jill Matthews: “Smart move by Valora as she manages to get Ricky off of her!”
Vince Walters: “He better watch out now!!!”
Wasting no time, Valora runs at Ricky and hits him with a Lou Thez Press, forcing his body down against the steel ramp. She viciously sends a flurry of rights and lefts into Ricky's face, pummeling him with her fists.
Jill Matthews: “And Valora has regained control over this match!”
Vince Walters: “I told him to watch out!”
Making it to her feet, Valora lifts a somewhat groggy Ricky before Irish Whipping him into a nearby barrier where the crowd goes wild, slapping Ricky on the back. Valora runs at Ricky and hits him with a Cross Body!! But NO!!! Ricky comes to just in the knick of time and spins out of the way, causing Valora to impale herself on the barrier.
Jill Matthews: “Quick thinking by Ricky Cassels!”
Vince Walters: “He was about to become the meat in a Valora sandwich...which now that I say it out loud doesn't sound that bad.”
Jill Matthews: “Pig.”
Vince Walters: “Yeah we you let this piggy in your blankets slut so don't act all high and mighty now.”
Jill Matthews: “.......back to the match! Ricky hits Val with a few chops to keep her easy to handle and then rolls her back into the ring! He's climbing up on the apron now...”
As Valora rolls onto her back, Ricky leaps up onto the rop rope and hits Valora with a FROG SPLASH!!! But NO!!! At the last second, Valora lifts her kees up, slamming them into Ricky's gut.
Vince Walters: “OOH!!!!! THAT HAD TO HURT!”
Ricky bounces off of Valora in pain, and rolls from side to side in the fetal position. Valora gets to her feet then and walks over the turnbuckle nearest Ricky, who is still on the mat. She leaps into the air and Nikki Juggs is heard telling Ricky to look out but it does no good as Valora beautifully executes a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
Vince Walters: “WOW!!! Did you see that?! I have no idea where she even got the energy to pull something off after a match like this!”
Jill Matthews: “Valora with an amazing display endurance and stamina on Ricky Cassels! There's a reason why she's a former World Champion!”
Seemingly getting her second wind, Valora nips up and stomps mudholes into Ricky. She then hips him with a Standing Moonsault before standing back up and getting Ricky to his feet. She locks up with Ricky and attempts to lift him for a Powerbomb but Ricky proves to be just a little too heavy for Val. Ricky uses this to his advantage and flips Valora over him and onto her back.
Now it is Ricky who's doing the stomping, completely going in on Valora with stomp after stomp until she is vulnerable. Ricky lifts Valora by her hair and runs with her toward the corner, slamming her face into the turnbuckle.
Vince Walters: “The match could be over right there!”
Jill Matthews: “Valora is checking her own face for blood and..nope...she's still got a chance!”
Ricky runs at Valora and clotheslines her into the turnbuckle right as she turns around. He then hits her with a Running Bulldog right into the center of the ring. Wasting no time, Ricky lifts Valora and Gut Punches her. As Val doubles over, Cassels raises her into the air for a POWERBOMB!!! VALORA COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA AND RICKY IS DOWN!!!
Jill Matthews: “A beautiful counter by Valora!”
Vince Walters: “These two are more resilient that you are during a 10 man gang bang!”
Jill Matthews: “Funny...I was going to say the same thing about you. What's Nikki Juggs doing?!”
At this point, Nikki Juggs looks completely fed up as she searches under the ring for something.
Vince Walters: “Is that a frying pan?! What the hell is that doing under the ring?!”
Jill Matthews: “She must have planted that earlier.”
Nikki is up on the apron with a cast iron skillet in her hand, waiting for her moment. Meanwhile, Valora has lifted Ricky and is now sending chops into his chest. She goes to Irish Whip Ricky, but he counters instead, holding onto Valora and kneeing her in the gut. Ricky then his his SOUTHERN NECKBREAKER on Valora and she is out cold!!! Ricky looks to add insult to injury by lifting Valora up once more to inflict even more damage on her. He runs Valora over to the ropes but she baseball slides out of the ring just as Nikki is about to strike her with the frying pan!
WHACK!!!
Ricky's face is busted open and there is blood everywhere, as Nikki has accidentally hit him instead. Valora yanks Nikki off of the apron, causing Nikki to hit her head on the apron and fall back in pain. Valora swiftly rolls back into the ring and stands as Ricky is clutching his face. She runs behind him and quickly nails a Running Bulldog! The ref sees Ricky's face covered in blood and calls for the bell to ring!
DING DING DING!!!
Vince Walters: “WHAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!”
Jill Matthews: “Believe it, baby. The match is over!”
Tom Davis: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER....VALORRRA....SALINNNNAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!”
Valora's music hits and she quickly rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp with her hands raised in the air. Ricky is up on his knees screaming out in anger as Valora grins before disappearing backstage.
Winner
Valora Salinas
Loser
Ricky Bobby Cassels
Outcome
Pinfall
JUGGS DOWN!
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Al EnvyRicky Bobby Cassels
Jill Matthews: And Ricky Cassels just had one hell of a fight here. He just showed why he is the TA champ, and one of the best ones ever!
Vince Walters: Best ones my ass. How many times has he defended it? He is a joke champion. On top of that he is a redneck jackass and you know how I feel about people from the south!
Ricky pulls himself up finally then the lights suddenly start to flicker and eventually go out.
Vince Walters: Oh what the hell! Did Jesse not put a deposit on the electric bill to rent this place?
Jill Matthews: Well why does it matter. he show is over. Maybe he just rented enough for two hours or something.
You start hearing commotion from inside the ring. Shadows start to appear and the crowd starts to get excite wanting to know what is going on.
Vince Walters: Well what is going on here? Are we off he air? There is something going on in the ring.
The lights slowly come up and the crowd erupts in a cheer of shock and then straight hatred boos as Ricky Cassels is laid out and standing over him with a tire iron is The Superstar Al Envy!!
Jill Matthews: Oh ...what the…..ENVY HAS A TIRE IRON!!! I thought he was in Hollywood! He isn't even booked for this show!!
Vince Walters: Who cares sloppy seconds! AL FUCKING ENVY IS HERE!! This show just became so much better!!
Jukll Matthews: I thought you said you didn't like southern people??
Vince Walters: He is from Texas. Its their own country!! Oh Its so good to see Al. And look what he did to Ricky Bobby!!
Al bends down to one knee and takes the tire iron and strikes Ricky right on the temple!! He stands up and smiles and looks towards the ramp. Dixie Clement makes an apperance and she is dragging Nikki by the hair!!
Jill Matthews: Oh My God. Is that Nikki Juggs!! She was just released from the hospital!!! What in the hell is Dixie doing!
Nikki tries to fight Dixie off but the skilled Texan quickly knocks her down. Nikki is screaming I don’t even care about Ricky as Dixie throws her in the ring. She crawls on her knees and stops right at Al Envy’s feet. She slowly looks up and Envy is staring down at her. He grabs her by the hair and jerks her up. He gets right in her face and you can hear what he is saying to her.
Al Envy: You two are a fucking disgrace to humanity. and you two dare walk around acting like you are better than me?? Your a drugged up joke like that fuck right there is a redneck piece of shit.
Al Envy quickly under hooks her.
Jill Matthews: Oh my God!! SHE ISN'T A WRESTLER!!!! AL DON’T!!!
Al Envy picks her up and drops her right on the back of her neck with a GBE!!!
Jill Matthews: Jesus Christ!!!!
Vince Walters: Oh you know they deserve this!!! Don’t you start acting like you feel sorry for these two idiots!!
Nikki's body jerks violently after receiving the GBE. Then she goes limp……
Jill Matthews: Envy dropped her on her head!! What in the hell does he mean when he told her that they dared say they were better than he was. From my understanding Al and Ricky have never had anything between them.
Al gets up and now picks up Ricky Cassels. Ricky is dazed from the tire iron shot. Dixie slies in a chair and Al places Ricky’s head between his legs. He hooks his legs and raises him up and drops Ricky on the chair with Envious Disdain, his version of the package pile-driver.
Vice Walters: Thats it. Ricky is dead...bout time!
Jill Matthews: What is the meaning of all of this destruction!! Why is Al and Dixie doing this!!
Vince Walters: Ricky’s head just broke that chair in half!! Good grief!! Look at that dent!
Jill Matthews: I don’t get this….why did Al do this??
Al Envy stands over the carnage he and Dixie had just caused. Dixie Clement gets in the ring and she is holding Ricky’s TA Title Belt. She hands it to Al. He looks at it like seeing a long lost old friend. Then disdain falls on his face as he throws it down on the unmoving body of Ricky Cassels. he squats down and stares into the face of Ricky as the show fades to black.
Event Date: August 14, 2014 at 12 pm
Event Deadline: August 12, 2014 at 9 pm
!IGNITE 198 LIVE FROM PANAMA CITY BEACH FLORIDA!
IGNITE 197 was another hell of a show with many twists and turns now on IGNITE 198 we will witness the fall out from Roger retaining his NEW World Title, The Elizabeth throwing the taser into the cell up in the air and Blair grabbing it using it against Liz's friend Valora. Ricky Cassel's up and down violent relationship with Nikki Juggs, Hunter Valentynes quest for non stop pay back on the Owner of NEW Jesse Styles and his quest to take the title away from Roger. Then there is also Nocturnal/Jesse confrontation regarding a stipulation to there Annilation match, Jesse being taken in for questioning by the FBI once again, The weird thing going on between Blair/Roger/Freakshow and SO MUCH MORE! Plus lots of great match ups for yet another edition of IGNITE!
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne
The show opens up with a pre-taped segment of some sort. We see a dark interrogation room. There are a few men in suits, made to look like the FBI agents who had been hovering around N.E.W as of late, sitting behind a desk. Their faces cannot be made out, as they are shrouded in darkness. In fact, the only visible light is that which is emitted from the large fluorescent bulbs attached to the ceiling at the center of the room—and even those are flickering.
In the center of the room is a woman sitting on a simple steel folding chair. Instantly, we know the woman to be none other than the devastatingly sexy Blair Buchannan-Valentyne. Blair is outfitted in a very tight, very short white dress that ends dangerously high up on her thighs, a long white full length coat, and a pair of white spike high heeled pumps. Her long radiant auburn locks are pulled up into a high ponytail.
FBI Agent: “Mrs. Valentyne...before we begin, I have to inform you that this session is being taped.”
Blair doesn't answer. Instead, she pulls a cigarette out from in between her clevage and lights it.
FBI Agent: “There's uh...no smoking in this building Mrs. Valentyne.”
She takes a drag from the cigarette before exhaling slowly.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?”
We get a close up of one of the agents gulping which makes Blair giggle before she takes another drag of the cigarette.
FBI Agent: “Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with....New Edge Wrestling?”
She ashes her cigarette before gently moving a lock of hair from her face and tucking it behind one ear.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “I first started wrestling for New Edge Wrestling a few years ago...I liked working for New Edge Wrestling. They weren't afraid to let me experiment...”
She takes another drag of her cigarette and exhales deeply, looking at all of the Agents one by one seductively.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “I like experimenting....it gives me....pleasure. It gives me...a lot...of pleasure.”
FBI Agent: “Have you ever engaged in any...Tag Team activity?”
Blair smirks and leans forward.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “Exactly what did you have in mind, detective?”
FBI Agent: “What about ...X-Core activity...”
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “That all depends on what you're into.”
FBI Agent: “What about...S&M Activity? Whips and Chains? Handcuffs?”
Shaking her head, Blair just smirked and leaned back as she removed her coat.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “I prefer...taking on multiple opponents at once...it's a lot harder than it looks you know?...It forces you to use alllllll yourrrr muscles...but in the end, it's my favorite..because it gives me what I really want.”
With all of them in the palm over her hand, Blair smirked once more before uncrossing her legs and giving the FBI Agents a full view up her dress and it become evident that she was not wearing any panties. She then, slowly crossed her legs the other way. There was a moment of silence. Finally, one of the FBI Agets spoke up.
FBI Agent: “and...what exactly are you looking for, Mrs.Valentyne?”
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “Oh..that's easy....complete and utter, unadulterated, unprecidented...uninhibited.....”
She took one more drag of her cigarette and exhaled before speaking.
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne: “.....Anhilation.”
NEW PRESENTS ANHILATION
LIVE FROM CANCUN, MEXICO
AUGUEST 2014!!!!
OPENING DOUBLE DEBUT MATCH
1 vs 1
Jaxon Frost VS Isaiah Zepp
Clark Benson:First WELCOME TO IGNITE 198!!! Where it was held from Panama Beach Florida! We got started red hot on Ignite 198 with an opening match between two new comers to New Edge which featured Jaxon Frost and Isaiah Zeep both men got into the ring not showing any nervousness at all involving there debuts. Now in the early going they locked up, countered each others moves and put on a really interesting wrestling classic hold for hold and move for move. But, as we got into the middle of the match things broke down a bit as they always do as punches began to fly and hard hitting moves began to get performed. Nether man really had to much of an advantage through out the early or middle portions of this match in fact both men seemed rather evenly matched. By the closing portions of this match I know I my self from watching on was impressed with both of these men now let's go to the conclusion with Jill and Vince.
Referee: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..
Jill Matthews: Both men are on their feet by the count and both are the worse for ware in this war between two men making their debuts here in the NEW. There has been very little technical wrestling and mostly big time right hands being exchanged. Both men look exhausted.
Vince Walters: This match looks as if it is going to come down to stamina. These two men are putting it all out there even after all that has happened between them and their war of words this week.
Jill Matthews: Both men had a little to say about one another this week that if for sure. But they are back on their feet and fighting it out once again. Frost and Zepp are really pulling out all the stops to make this a match to remember for the beginning of this show.
The two men are standing toe to toe exchanging a big of right hands as they possibly can. One man wobbling backwards as the other delivers the blow. This continues until both men are literally out of gas. With one big right hand by Frost both men tumble to the mat in pure exhaustion. The referee is tolling the count as both men are barely able to roll to their side before the count of five. As the ref continues. Frost uses the ropes to pull himself up. had he not grabbed them for support he never would have made it. Zepp also pulls himself up with his last bit of energy to get to a standing position with his arms in the corner. Zepp motions for Frost to bring it on. Frost charges in only to be met with a back elbow to the face.
Jill Matthews: These two men are no newcomers to the profession but it is their first match here. They want to have the first match in the company to be a victory and both men will do anything to make that happen. Jaxon is down and hurt as Zepp is crawling on his hands and knees to get to him.
Vince Walters: You know what Jaxon Frost can kiss my ass. There is something about that dude that makes me think he is a little stoolie. I hope Zepp beats his fucking ass.
Jill Matthews: Why do you not like the man. He over came false charges from the Las Vegas Metro Police Department to become a success in the business. He is an inspiration to me if you will and I would love to get to know him better.
Vince Walters: Get to know him better? What are you going to take him to a movie and talk about the weather?
Jill Matthews: Talking is not really my style. I am a former porn star after all. I was thinking of sucking his dick until his head fell from his shoulders. Maybe he can gain satisfaction that his sacrifice and morality was worth it.
VInce Walters: Did you really just say?
Jill matthews: Yup. Jaxon is my type.
Vince Walters: Now I really hate that asshole.
Zepp has taken it to Jaxon over the last couple of minutes as Jaxon tries to reverse the momentum and uses an Irish Whip but Zepp is ready for that and turns it into a perfectly countered Discuss Lariat. Frost hits the mat grabbing his throat as Zepp bounces off the ropes for a driving fist drop to the head. Jaxon grabs his head in pain as Zepp is standing to the camera side leaning on the top rope ala Kevin Nash.
Jaxon is trying to get back into it as Zepp begins laying in the kicks to the skull. Jaxon is fighting but he is down and hurt after the toll the early part of the match took on him. Zepp whips Frost into the rope and goes for the Harlem Sidekick but Frost ducks it and Zepp gonches himself on the top rope.
Jill Matthews: That is just the opening Frost was looking for. He is hurt and really needs to take advantage of this situation.
Vince Walters: I know he is looking for you opening and he will take advantage of that.
Jill Matthews: God I hope so. Anyways.
Jaxon is trying to get to his feet but he falls down again as Zepp is barely to his feet grabbing his junk. He leans down to pick up Frost but Jaxon was waiting with The Cold Wind Blows. Zepp staggers back and is stunned by the Impact of the big forearm. Jaxon uses this to his advantage and moves right in for the kill. He sets up the Frost Byte and nails it perfectly. he lies across the man on the mat and hooks one legs and scissors the other two.
Referee: 1....2....3.
Tom Davis: And the Winner of this match is Jaxon Frost!
Jill is clapping for Jaxon as the man making one hell of a cold debut stands on the second rope strand and soaks in the adulation from the fans. Jill pantomimes the call me thing as Jaxon has no clue what is going on with that. Not that he minds it would appear. Change by Blackstone Cherry continues to play as the crowd is going nuts for the newest winner in the NEW.
Winner
Jaxon Frost
Loser
Isaiah Zepp
Outcome
Pinfall
AREAS RUN IN WITH THE FBI
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Areas
The scene pans in on officers Fox and Smith going through the contents of someone's locker in the New Edge Wrestling locker room. In doing so, they find cheap liquor, pornography, as well as handcuffs and many other 'adult objects'. Nothing incriminating, but they continue looking through the contents. Areas (dressed in his ring gear) stands behind them without them noticing.
Areas: “You know, it's rude to look through people's personal items without first asking. Let me ask, do you have a search warrant?”
Officer Fox freezes with what appears to be anal beads in his hand as Smith turns around and shows Areas a search warrant. Areas doesn't even acknowledge Smith's warrant and continues gazing at officer Fox.
Areas: “Hey Clouseau, you may want to put those down, they haven't been washed since the last time I used them. You know, it's funny, I'm sure Father Nathan has rosary beads. Maybe I should replace them with these bad boys. It's a shame that I've asked around and know he doesn't though.”
Fox drops the beads as Areas begins walking towards the door. Both officers seem both satisfied and disgusted. He opens the door, looking back at the two, who have taken both their hands out of the bags upon seeing him.
GRAVE DIGGER VS DRAVAKA
1 vs 1
Dravaka Drimstone VS Dennis Anderson
Clark Benson: Damned FBI looking through Areas stuff like that man I tell you those guys got some nerve! Anyways our opening match between Jaxon and Zepp was pretty impressive from both men with Jaxon edging out Isaiah. As for this match up currently we have two big men one trying to get back on the winning track and one making his first NEW apperance in over four long years. Dravaka versus Digger this match
started out hard hitting and just brutal such hostile moves and violent punches. Nether man gave an inch in the early going for one man would get the advantage then suddenly the other big man would get the advantage. By the middle of this match both men had already beaten the hell out of each other and well
pretty much did the same threw the middle of the match as we now head to the close of this match.
Jill Matthews: Grave Digger now tosses a right hand and drills Dravaka in the face.
Vince Walters: But Dravaka returns the favor by socking Digger in the mouth! These two monster's are beating the hell out of each other!!
Jill Matthews: This has been a great match and dead even so far.
Grave Digger and Dravaka are both bloody from their battle. Grave Digger gains the upper-hand in the battle of the big men. He scoops Dravaka up and slams him hard to the mat. Grave Digger then goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle.
Jill Matthews: Oh my, what is going on here? Grave Digger to the top rope??
Vince Matthews: Fans that is a 7'2"..... 336 lbs monster standing on the top rope.
The NEW crowd oooohhhh's and aaaaahhh's at the fact that Digger is on the top rope. Grave Digger turns around backwards and proceeds to perform a textbook moonsault off the top rope onto his opponent. The crowd goes insane.
Jill Matthews: That may be the largest moonsault I've ever seen!!!
Vince Matthews: That's was the best moonsault I've ever seen by a big man!!! No 7 foot monster that's ever stepped in an NEW ring before has ever performed a moonsault like Grave Digger just did.... no one!
Grave Digger lays on top of Dravaka as he makes the cover. Referee Jim Floss hits the mat and makes the count....
1...
2....
Kickout!!
The fans are really getting into this match as it has been back and forth all night. The big men are putting on a great show. Grave Digger makes a pinfall, then Dravaka makes a pinfall. Both men have been very close to winning the match at some point. Grave Digger cannot believe that Dravaka kicked out of the moonsault. He climbs to his feet and looks down at the much smaller Jim Floss. Digger tilts his head to the side as if to silently ask Jim Floss 'are you sure that wasn't 3?' Jim Floss holds up two fingers signaling it wasn't a 3 count, only 2. Meanwhile, Dravaka has climbed to his feet and is standing directly behind Grave Digger. Digger turns around and Dravaka grabs Digger by the throat. He lifts him up in the arm and choke slams him to the mat. This time Dravaka makes the cover as Ref Floss counts again....
1...
2.....
No!!
Jill Matthews: Back and forth Vince! Wow! What a match! I thought Dravaka had this match won.
Vince Matthews: If one of these giant goofs doesn't hurry up and pin the other, we may be in this shit hole all night long!
Jill Matthews: That would be nice.... then I could work on my tan a little more. It's not everyday that we get to work at the beach you now.
Dravaka pulls Digger to his feet and he attempts a suplex but Grave Digger catches him with a european uppercut.... then another.... and another. The big man Dravaka begins to stumble back and forth. Digger then bounces off the ropes and catches Dravaka with a flying forearm smash. Dravaka falls backwards, but doesn't go down. Digger bounces off the ropes one more time and catches Dravaka with a clothesline from hell!! This time Dravaka goes down and also gets both arms tied up in the ropes. Referee Jim Floss scurries over to Dravaka and tries to free him from the ropes. Meanwhile, Grave Digger takes advantage of the situation and pounds Dravaka in the face with closed fist after closed fist. Digger then slaps the taste out of Dravaka's mouth before spitting in his face.
Jill Matthews: Jim Floss has finally freed Dravaka from the ropes now!
Vince Matthews: But Grave Digger is not letting up. He signals that this one is over....
Digger pulls Dravaka to his feet and lifts him in the air.... now Digger has his opponent in position for the Last Rites. But Dravaka manages to escape and land on his feet. Digger quickly spins around only to be met with a ferocious DDT!!! Dravaka makes the quick cover....
1....
2.....
3!!!
Ding ding!!
Vince Walters: Dravaka did it! Wow! What a great match!
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner.... Dravaka!!!
Winner
Dravaka Drimstone
Loser
Dennis Anderson
Outcome
Pinfall
AREAS VS FATHER NATHAN *SUBMISSION MATCH*
1 vs 1
Areas VS Father Nathan O
Clark Benson: Talk about a fight that's exactly what Dravaka and Digger was two big men just slugging it the hell out and at the end of the match when both men where a bit weary Dravaka dug deep and ht that impressive move to get the pin. However something tells me those two aren't done oh right it's the paper I hold
in my hand that says DRAVKA VS DIGGER at ANNILATION IN TWO WEEKS! That's what that something was that told me heh anyways now we had Father Nathan taking on Areas in a submission match now this was an interesting one. Nathan came out with fire in his eyes while Areas had to weather an early storm of the bigger man just putting the hurt on Areas. He slammed him, suplexed him in many ways and just beat him up. However by the middle of the match the smaller Areas managed to avoid Nathan's Sleeper attempt
and begin to mount a come back. Like the bull the guy is he just kept on coming weathering all Father Nathan dished out and then he began to strike and attack with leathal combinations move wise. He really targeted the shoulder blade areas of Nathan but was stopped dead when Nathan hit a open thrust palm to Areas throat causing Areas to drop to his knee's gasping for air. Nathan then drove a knee directly into the middle of Areas back dropping Areas to the mat and Nathan locked in a cobra clutch! But, Areas wouldn't give up and did indeed make his way to the ropes. Now let's go to the conclusion of said match!
After slugging it out back and forth for a while, Father Nathan gets the upper hand by delivering a swift Arm Drag to Areas. Nathan flips Areas over onto his back and locks in an Armbar in an attempt to get Areas to tap.
Vince Walters: “Father Nathan is trying to put this match to bed quickly.”
Jill Matthews: “Yes but Areas is showing a lot of resilience tonight.”
Areas manages to get is foot on the rope and the referee forces Nathan to break the hold. Nathan gets back to his feet and paces the ring as he waits for Areas to stand back up. Areas leans against the ropes for support, his back to Father Nathan. Nathan charges Areas from behind and is aiming to send him over the top ropes with a Clothesline but is stopped when Areas sends his foot up and Superkicks Nathan square in the jaw.
Vince Walters: “SUPERKICK FROM THE BOOGIE SHAMAN!!!”
Jill Matthews: “..and Father Nathan is down!”
Vince Walters: “He went down faster than you in a Casting Special, Jill!”
Jill Matthews: “I'm a seasoned vet...I haven't done a casting special in a while, Vince. Thank you very much.”
Vince Walters: “.....It was a joke you dumb bitch.”
Father Nathan falls to the mat, flat on his back. Areas quickly regains momentum, bouncing off of the ropes and hitting Nathan with a moonsault.
Jill Matthews: “NO!!! NATHAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!”
Areas hits the mat so hard he bounces off of it.
Vince Walters: “Ouch! I could feel that from here.”
Nathan his back to his feet. He baseball slides next to Areas and locks in a Headlock. Areas struggles in the hold as the ref checks to see if he's going to tap.
Vince Walters: “Father Nathan could end it all right now.”
Jill Matthews: “Areas might not have a choice but to tap out.”
Areas reaches out to grab the ropes but Nathan pulls him back, and locks in the hold even harder. Areas refuses to tap out though, and in an amazing show of strength he somehow is able to get up on one knee.
Jill Matthews: “Areas is showing that resilience I was talking about before.”
Vince Walters: “...but Father Nathan refuses to break the hold.”
Areas sends his elbow into Nathan's gut. Father Nathan still continues to tighten the hold as Areas face is now turning purple. Once again, Areas sends his elbow into Nathan's gut. Then another, and another until he finally breaks Father Nathan's hold.
Jill Matthews: “Areas has managed to break the hold!”
Vince Walters: “Holy shit...I guess it could be anyone's game now.”
Areas starts furiously sending lefts and fights into Father Nathan's face, in the hopes of making him back off a little. The taller man stumbles back for a second which is all Areas needs. He runs to the ropes opposite Nathan then, then charges forward and hits Father Nathan with a Clothesline! Nathan falls back but springs back up only to be taken down with another Clothesline. He kips up again, and this time Areas hits him with a SPEAR!!!
Vince Walters: “Woah! It looks like Areas has found his second wind!”
Jill Matthews: “And just in time too! This match was almost over!”
With Father Nathan now down on his back, Areas now goes in for the Figure 4 Leg Lock. However, Nathan quickly grabs a hold of the ropes and Areas is forced to break the hold.
Jill Matthews: “That was a close one!”
Vince Walters: “Father Nathan just caught a lucky break. I'm sure he's thanking his lucky stars right now.”
Jill Matthews: “Was that you impersonating an Irish accent?”
Vince Walters: “Yeah...how'd I do?”
Jill Matthews: “I'd tell you not to quit your day job but...you suck at that too.”
Both men get back to their feet and begin to stalk each other. They lock up in a test of strength with Father Nathan gaining the upper hand. He knees Areas in the gut and takes him down with a Neckbreaker! He rolls backward, onto Areas and begins sending several left and right hooks into his face. Areas shoves Father Nathan off of him and springs to his feet. Areas runs at Father Nathan just as he is getting to his feet and hits him with a Missile Kick.
Vince Walters: “What a missile kick by Areas!”
Jill Matthews: “He's definitely refusing to give up which, lets face it ladies and gentlemen, is the point of this match.”
Vince Walters: “I think the people know what a Submission Match is, Jill.”
Areas rolls back to his feet as Nathan uses the ropes to stand up. Pacing around the ring then, plotting his next attack, Areas quickly decides to climb up onto the turnbuckle. He leaps into the air as Nathan is getting up. However, Nathan thinks on his toes and catches Areas mid air. Nathan puts Areas in position and nails him with a Powerbomb!!!! NO!!! At the last second, Areas has countered into a Leg Scissors takedown!!! Once Nathan is down, Areas refuses to break the hold. Instead, he locks in a Triangle Hold onto Nathan!!!! Nathan taps out!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Vince Matthews: “HE DID IT! HE DID IT! AREAS MADE FATHER NATHAN TAP OUT!”
Jill Matthews: “Wow! What a crazy turn of events.”
Winner
Areas
Loser
Father Nathan O'Connell
Outcome
Pinfall
WHEN MONKEYS FLY
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne
The scene opens to a mad wondering, swaying his arms as he aimlessly walks down a hall. He looks around, trying every door as he passes before finnally cupping his hands around his mouth.
Freakshow: OH MY ANABELLA, WHERE ARE YOU? heheheha
Though instead of an awnser from the woman he had hoped for, a similar voice awnsers his call.
Female Voice: "Oh...well, look who it is..."
Stepping into frame, the camera now shows a view of the wickedly tempting Denise Buchannan. She is outfitted in a loose, flowing black dress with a haltered top and plunging neckline revealing arguably her two most valuable assets. Denise ran a hand through her long, wavy auburn tresses before planting one hand on her hip, and the other on Freakshow's shoulder.
Denise: "Just the 'freak'...I was looking for..."
Freakshow: OH! Mother dearest...hehe....you grace me with your presense once again!
Freakshow does a overexagerated gentlemens bow, rising up with a large smile spread across his face. As he does so he takes hold of Denises hand, laying a small kiss atop her knuckle.
If you had blinked, you would have missed the utterly mortified look on Denise's face. Then, like a true Buchannan, she covered up her disgust by plastering on that signature grin of hers while discreetly wiping the back of her hand off on Freakshow's shirt.
Denise: "Yes, well...it's only because it has now been days since we had our last little talk, yet still, nothing has happened...I'm starting to grow a little...impatient. Remember, Freakshow...we had a deal..."
Freakshow: Yes a deal! A deal it was. hehe But Freakshow is still trying..its just......hey, why didn't you tell me you had flying monkies?
Denise: "What?!...Oh, nevermind...why do I even bother. Listen...you and I had a deal, and if you want me to come through on my end...then i'm gonna have to collect first. Or...don't you want to be reunited with your Sweet Anabella?"
Freakshow: Yes! Poor Freakshow only wants his Anabella...I tried my Wicked Witch...I do. It's just...that damned Prince Charming is in the way!
His voice rises as utter anger fills his words at the mention of Roger.
Denise: "Yes...well...you let me worry about The Golden Boy...and don't forget about your new 'friend' that I've invited. He'll be here tonight, too. You just need to focus on getting me that baby. Remember...No Baby...No Anabella. Got it?"
Freakshow: Yes yes! I will do what I must for you my mother dearest...and for my Anabella. I will break him tonight, and retrieve the baby for you...so you can save her from the Prince's corruption...then...yes then..heheheh...we can be ONE BIG FAMILY!
Denise: "Whatever...just ...go."
She raised her arm into the air, index finger out stretched in the opposite direction.
Freakshow: Yes yes my wicked witch!
Freakshow turns and quickly skips away, his can swinging in his hand as he does so. Though as he takes his leave, a few words can be heard...
Freakshow: yay yay yay! Hehehehahah, Freakshow finnaly get a family!
He jumps and spins, but as he lands he stops...as if remembering something.
Freakshow: Oh, my mother dearest....
He turns towards Denise again.
Freakshow: If I break Prince Charming...hehe yes maim him...can I pet the flying monkies? I've never seen one before!
Denise rubs her temples, growing extremely aggitated. Then, once more, she forces a smile to cross her lips before turning to face Freakshow.
Denise: "Get me that baby...and you can HAVE the damn monkeys!"
She says through her teeth, pretending to know what the hell he's talking about.
Freakshows eyes widen, his mouth agape. He turns running down the hall, and as he leaves view of Denise a very excited cackle echoes through the halls. The camera closes in on Denise's expression as she folds her arms across her chest. Her false smile then turns into a genuinely devilish alligator grin before the scene fades out.
LIZ VS NOCTURNAL
1 vs 1
Nocturnal VS Elizabeth Devereaux
Clark Benson: That was a uh interesting exchange between Denise and Freak Show that's for sure... Anyways Areas showed his heart once again tonight by making Father Nathan tap out to that deadly Triangle choke of his. Areas is on quite the roll here since his debut and I have been told that we will see a REMATCH at ANNILATION BETWEEN AREAS AND FATHER NATHAN in a street fight! I am looking forward to that for sure! But, moving onto Nocturnal verus Liz well this match was a bit odd for Liz really started off red hot hitting Nocturnal with all she had tryng to end things early but Noc wouldn't have any of it. The Saddistic Bastard allowed the storm during the early parts of the match and by the middle of the match
Noc had taken full control with very brutal like moves and shots to many areas of Liz's body. Noc was just in full domination mode by mid match which is something we haven't seen from Nocturnal for a little while now.
So let's see how this thing ends as we go to the conclusion of Nocturnal versus Liz!
Nocturnal grabs Apathy and nails her with a big time headbutt sending her to the mat. He smirks down at her and pulls her to her feet, wasting no time before bringing her back to the mat with a t-bone suplex and stalks around Apathy as she lies on the mat, trying to get back to her feet. Nocturnal pulls Apathy to her feet and forces her to look at the entranceway yelling out that no one is coming to help her and then plants her with a chokeslam. He drops down for a pin, but pulls Apathy up after 2, smirking and yelling at Apathy that she needs more punishment.
Vince Walters: Punishment for what? And love the mind games.. Apathy has one friend, and she screwed her over last week.. no one will help Apathy out this time.
Jill Matthews: I think last week was an accident and Apathy would be the first to say she doesn’t need or want it.
Vince Walters: That’s because shes STOOPID
Nocturnal smirks as he pulls Apathy back to her feet, measuring her and sending her to the mat with a big time right hand, sending Apathy to the mat. As he tries once more to pull her up, Apathy hits him with a low blow and tries to fight back with a few right hands, but Nocturnal cuts her off with another headbutt and then picks her up into a bear hug, holding her in the middle of the ring as he squeezes her.. The ref checks for a submission as Apathy tries to find some way to break the hold, trying multiple headbutts, eventually resulting in Nocturnal raising Apathy higher and planting her with a Spinebuster, going for a cover before once more pulling her up.
Vince Walters: I love it! The Sadistic Bastard is back, baby!
Jill Matthews: Valora needs to come help her friend here!
The ref warns Nocturnal against his behavior, but Noc brushes him off and drags Apathy to her feet sending her into the ropes before grabbing her as if to go for a fall away slam but lifts her onto his shoulders and plants her on the mat. Nocturnal finally makes the cover and stays covering her
1…
2..
3!
Vince Walters: Face of Chaos! Nocturnal picks up the win and is finally getting things going his way!
Jill Matthews: But Apathy looked strangely off her game tonight too and I still can’t believe-
Jill is cut off by the tron turning on and white noise filling the PA for a few seconds, before Valora’s face appears, bringing cheers from the crowd. Valora smirks as she looks into the camera and waves at Apathy.
Valora: “Hola Liz. Tough loss out there chica.. now, normally, I would be more than glad to help out, but I thought that the great Goddess of Wrestling herself Apathy would be able to handle lowly, neutered Alexander Koresh. I guess not. I also know when to stay the fuck out of other people’s matches. More than can be said for some people.
Of course… there could be a reason you got your ass handed to you tonight. I do know you, Liz. Your habits. How you prepare for a match, what you drink before and after a match. Maybe, just maybe… I made sure you’d be brought down to earth tonight and remember where the fuck you stand here, and maybe, were that the case, I didn’t have to be a lil’ bitch about it and act like I ‘accidentally’ threw a fuckin’ taser to the wrong damn person. But that can’t be right, can it? After all, according to you, if it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t know how to tie my wrestling boots.”
Valora’s eyes narrow as she stands up and takes a deep breath looking into the camera
Valora: “Newsflash, Liz. The world doesn’t revolve around you. Shocking, I know. Jesse could give a shit about you and certainly isn’t going to go out of his way to fuck you over. As for me? Well you know me well enough to know that what happened last week will get a response. Maybe that response was this week. Maybe its yet to come. Oh, and your comments about me and how I should kiss your ass for my spot here… it’s the other way around, chica. I brought you back into this company and fuck with me, I’ll help you leave it again.”
The screen goes dark as Apathy stands in the ring staring at the tron
Vince Walters: Now THATS the Valora I’ve been waiting to see!
Jill Matthews: That’s the same Valora you see every week, she’s just pissed at someone Jesse doesn’t like.
Winner
Nocturnal
Loser
Elizabeth Devereaux
Outcome
Pinfall
THE RICKY BOBBY AND ANDY ARRIVE.
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Ricky Bobby CasselsJesse Styles
Jill Matthews: Welcome back to Ignite #198! In just a few minutes, we will witness the seasoned New Edge Veteran- Blair Buchannan take on NEW newcomer- Mr. Boom Bastic.
Vince Walters: It should make for a good match Jill as Blair has really been on a nice winning streak with her latest victory coming against the always dangerous Valora Salinas, just last week on Ignite!
Jill Matthews: And Mr. Boom Bastic showed a lot of promise and talent in his debut match against Elizabeth Devereaux… Although it was Devereaux that came out on top, I believe we have a superstar in the making with Boom Bastic. At the very least, a very interesting individual….
Vince Walters: Hang on Jill! I’m getting word that Ricky Bobby Cassels and Andy have made it to Ignite. The two men had previously been held at the jailhouse in San Antonio, Texas. There is a lot of commotion going on backstage, let’s get those cameras back there to see what the hell is going on...
Ricky and Andy pull into the Club La Vela parking lot in Ricky’s black eighteen wheeler semi. He parks the big rig at the front door as he and Andy both exit the semi and rush toward the building. Waiting for the men at the front door is a less than amused Jesse Styles. He is wearing all black including black sunglasses and has his arms folded.
Jesse Styles: *to Andy* I leave you in charge of ONE God dammed thing….. ONE THING…… and you can’t even get that right!!
Andy: How was I supposed to know this moron *points to Ricky* had concealed 100 illegal Mexicans in his semi trailer and 1 illegal Mexican riding shotgun?!?!
Jesse places his head in his hand and rubs his forehead momentarily. He pauses for a long, awkward minute before speaking again.
Jesse Styles: With all the shit that NEW has gone through in the last year…. Finally we were digging ourselves out of the hole…… and now you two idiots go off and get arrested in Texas! You KNOW the F.B.I. is all over our asses already. Hell I’ve been in questioning all week long….
Andy tries to speak again but Jesse motions for him to stop with the wave of his hand.
Jesse Styles: I bet the F.B.I. was all over the fact that an NEW champion and more importantly, NEW Vice President of mother fucking Operations was arrested. Did they pay you two a visit while in jail?
Andy: Yes, they did and they asked us a ton of questions.
Jesse Styles: *turns to Ricky and grits his teeth* Ricky….
Ricky is still wearing his mesh trucker’s cap that says ‘Merica Fuck Yeah and has a goofy smile on his face. The cap doesn’t fit Ricky too well as it sits up real high on his head. Maybe he just has too much mullet to wear the cap…
Ricky Bobby: Present!
Jesse Styles: *getting more pissed by the second* Yes Ricky, I’m aware you’re present because well…. YOU’RE STANDING RIGHT GOD DAMN IN FRONT OF ME!!!
As Jesse unleashes fury on Ricky and Andy, the scene looks like a scene from a cartoon where one character yells at the other character and nearly blows the character away merely with lung air alone. Jesse pauses for another minute to gain his composure before speaking again.
Jesse Styles: Ricky…. Did you remember our little chalk board session while you were talking to the F.B.I.?
Ricky Bobby: Yep! I told ‘em that I wasn’t allowed to talk to ‘em because ya’ said so!
Jesse Styles: Hmmm… Not exactly the best way to put it, but at least you didn’t screw NEW over again like last time. I commend you for learning the chalk board. The less we can say to those F.B.I pricks, the better off we’ll be.
Andy: We refused to speak without our lawyers.
Jesse Styles: Yes I’m aware as I had to pay $10,000 just to get them to Texas so they would bail you two out of the mess you created. It’s a damn good thing those dumbass Texas troopers forgot to read your Miranda’s Rights or else you would probably still be sitting in prison right now.
Andy: Well either way, thanks for looking after us and…. *looks over at Ricky* ….. we are both VERY sorry for what we did.
Ricky Bobby: Sorry Jesse….
Jesse Styles: Ricky can you do me a favor tonight?
Ricky Bobby: Sure thang…
Jesse Styles: I need you to go and have the performance of your life in the main event tonight against Valora, Now go get ready for your match with her if you don't mind.
Ricky Bobby nods and heads off to his dressing room. Meanwhile, Jesse turns his attention to his VP of Operations.
Jesse Styles: You fucked up once… Now don’t ever let this kind of shit happen again!
Andy: No problem Jesse. It won’t ever happen again, I promise!
Jesse Styles: Good…
The camera slowly fades away from the scene as Jesse turns his back to Andy. Jesse walks back inside Club La Vela, slamming the door in Andy’s face and leaving him standing outside all alone.
BLAIR VS BOOMBASTIC
1 vs 1
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne VS Mistah BoomBastic
Clark Benson: Crazy Liz got pretty much beat up threw that entire match then after wards Valora made some pretty straight and clear statements to Liz so those developments outta be interesting. Now on the other hand we also had Ricky and Andy finally arrive and boy Jesse was not happy. Poor Andy left out in the cold I would feel bad BUT I DON'T! I should have his god damned job you know how long I have worked here? Since almost day damned one! Anyways....Sorry about that outburst moving onto Blair Buchannon versus Mr.Boom Bastic this was interesting Blair had that protective mask on to protect her fractured nose in this match. Boom had her on the ropes early and seemed to be in dominating form using all kinds of cool like moves and Blair just looked beat down. There where a lot of near falls all the way into the midddle of this match but Blair wouldn't give up she kept kicking out despite Boom's many attempts to keep her down and well a little tide changer was when Blair head butted Boom right between his eyes with that protective mask on! Now let's go to the conclusion of this match!
Blair hits Boombastick with a couple of snap kicks to the gut doubling him over, before waiting for him to recover, measuring him as she nails him with a couple of knife edged chops to the chest, grabbing him by his dreadlocked head and bringing him to the mat with a snapmare and planting her foot in his spine. Dragging him to his feet, Blair sends Bommbastic into the ropes but he comes off and nails Blair with a flying clothesline, sending her to the mat, getting up and moving over to the top rope before playing to the crowd and jumping off, nailing Blair with a 450 splash. He goes for a cover, but Blair kicks out at 2.
Vince Walters: 2 count for idiot that thinks he’s Jamaican.
Jill Matthews: Really? Going there? Sheesh…
Blair gets to her feet as Boombastic walks over towards her, making a gesture that seems sexual in nature. Blair replies by narrowing her eyes and slapping Boombastic right in the face, following the move up with a perfectly executed dropkick that sends Boombastic to the mat. Blair runs and rebounds off the ropes, nailing Boombastic with a spear as he gets to his feet, bringing him to the mat one more time and going for the cover, getting a 2 count before Boombastic gets a foot on the ropes, causing the ref to break the count.
Vince Walters: Blair is starting to take charge of this match and is showing why she’s a 4 time TA champion. Boombastic needs to take her seriously or he’ll be 0-2.
Jill Matthews: Well, he seems to think he beat Elizabeth Deveraux in his first match. Ironic all his matches so far have been against women… could you imagine if he’s up against Dixie or Valora next?
Vince Walters: Heh… Valora would murder him. and with how she’s gone lately, Dixie would probably beat the crap out of her too.
Blair walks over to Boombastic and drags him away from the ropes, but he amazes people by jumping from the mat and nailing Blair with a dropkick, bringing her to the mat. He pulls her to her feet and sends her into the ropes, while he runs back and rebounds off the ropes. As the duo charges each other, they have the same idea, both going for a flying crossbody block and colliding midair and both falling to the mat, writhing in pain.
Vince Walters: It looks like a car accident in the ring!
Jill Matthews: Whoever gets back to their feet might just be able to win this thing!
Blair gets to her feet first and meets Boombastic with a kick to the gut just as he stands. She then grabs him and jumps up onto the top rope, springboarding off into a tornado ddt and plants Boombastic on the mat, going for the pinfall..
1…
2…
3!
Vince Walters: Beauty Sleep! and believe me, Boombastic can use a LOT of that! But regardless, Blair continues her roll in NEW!
Jill Matthews: Well, its nice to see her win a match without having to cheat, for once.
Winner
Blair Buchannan-Valentyne
Loser
Mistah BoomBastic
Outcome
Pinfall
ROGER VS FREAKSHOW
1 vs 1
Roger Wright VS Freakshow
Clark Benson: Boombastic and Blair was a pretty good match Boom pushed Blair to the edge there proving he does belong here in NEW in my opinion but the star fucker her self Blair pulled it out at the end of the day.
Now let's move onto a very personal match up featuring the NEW Champion in a non title match against the strange, bizzare and down right nuts Freak Show. Freak Show has an obvious obsession with Rogers girlfriend Blair and well obviously here tonight Roger looked to handle the problem that is known as Freak Show. The match started with Roger like a house of fire more pumped up then I have seen him in some time and he wasn't using any fancy wrestling moves he was just unloading on Freak with knees, kicks, punches and even a few head butts. He kept at it early in the match even getting Freak off his feet with a roaring elbow and then pretty much nailed just about every body part with a classic garvin like stomp but the man known as Freak Show would get back up and even cracked a bit of a smile which pissed Roger off even more. Roger went for a LOU THEZ Press by the middle of the match but Freak got his left boot in the air and Roger rammed face first right into it. Freak Show would then take a little control like a mad man he drove the back of Rogers head into the ring mat a good six times before bringing Roger to his feet and just assaulting him with big time powerful and odd type of moves. However Roger would not stay down he was obviously on a mission but the bad part is Freak Show wouldn't stay down ether a lot of near falls here from early to the middle now let's join the action for the conclusion.
Roger and Freakshow have been battling it out, with Roger attempting to break Freakshow down by way of high impact offensive moves. However, Freakshow has remained resilient throughout most of the match as Blair Buchannan-Valentyne watches on from ringside.
After an intense bout of lefts ad rights from Roger, Freakshow stumbles back. This gives Roger the opportunity to send his boot into Freakshow's gut. Freakshow doubles over. Rogher sends him to the ropes with an Irish Whip. Roger prepares to catch Freakshow off the rebound, but Freakshow shrieks as he leaps into the air and nails Roger with a flying heabutt. Both men are down. Freakshow rolls over onto Roger to make the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
Roger kicks out, pushing Freakshow off of him.
Vince Walters: “Roger isn't giving up so easily.”
Jill Matthews: “I don't know which guy was hurt the most after that flying headbutt from Freakshow! He's going to have to be more strategic than that if he wants to win this match.”
Vince Walters: “Something tells me that this freak is more concerned about causing as much pain as possible, and not about winning the match. Shit, I don't think he cares about whether that pain is being inflicted on his opponent...or himself!”
Jill Matthews: “Something tells me you're right. That guys creeps me out more than anything in the world!”
Vince Walters: “Awwww is widdle Jilly wid da big titties scared? You need Papa Vinny to play wid dose nasty bags and make you feew aww bettuh?”
Jill Matthews: “.....Seriously? What the fuck?!”
Vince Walters mimics the sound of a baby sucking a bottle.
Vince Walters: “Ma ma!”
Jill Matthews: “Actually I changed my mind. You creep me out more than anything in the world.”
Vince Walters: “You're damn right I do!”
Jill Matthews: “Lets get back to the match. Roger is the first to get back to his feet and is now climbing the turnbuckle nearest Freakshow, who is still on the ground.”
Vince Walters: “Freakshow is starting to stir a little. He grabs the ropes for support and makes his way to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs. Meanwhile Roger is just sitting on the turnbuckle, waiting, stalking Freakshow.”
Jill Matthews: “Freakshow turns around and ...WHAM!!!”
Freakshow turns around just in time to be hit with a Diving Clothesline! Freakshow is down again as Roger lands on one knee, quickly getting back to his feet. Roger makes his way to Freakshow and grabs his legs, locking in the Texas Cloverleaf.
Vince Walters: “Roger is trying to make him submit, proving that he is the better man and that Freakshow needs to back off of his woman!”
Jill Matthews: “He's gonna have to try harder than that, though, because Freakshow has made his way to the ropes and Roger is forced to break the hold!”
Roger breaks the hold and gets to his feet. He paces the ring, mentally strategizing his next move as he locks eyes with a worried Blair who is standing on the outside. He gives her a nod to let him know he's got everything under control, before turning back to his opponent. Freakshow isn't down for long, and in no time at all the two men are facing eachother again, stalking one another.
Jill Matthews: “Try as he might, Roger just can't seem to keep Freakshow down!”
Vince Walters: “Freakshow actually looks like he might be enjoying this!”
Jill Matthews: “Indeed, Freakshow hads this silly grin on his face and is sort of dancing around the ring, almost mocking Roger who looks seriously intent on punishing Freakshow for his antics over the past couple of weeks.”
Vince Walters: “Seems to me the guy is just having a little fun. Roger and Blair need to both lighten up.”
Jill Matthews: “Everything isn't a joke, Vince. What would you do if smoeone put a dead animal in your bed? I'm sure you wouldn't be laughing.”
Vince Walters: “That's easy...i'd just have to swallow it with my anaconda! Zing!!!”
Jill Matthews: “Why do I even bother. You're like a child.”
Back in the ring, the two have locked up. This time, Freakshow gets the upper hand and quickly puts Roger into a headlock. He hits Roger with a Hip Toss but quickly raises him to his feet again. Freakshow Irish Whips Roger to the ropes then and instantly takes a small capsule outo f his pocket ad bites down onto it.
As Roger is coming back off of the ropes, Freakshow bites dow onto the capsule and spits a green mist into Roger's eyes, which stops him in his tracks. Roger, now temporarily blinded, is trying to rub the green liquid out of his eyes.
Meanwhile, Freakshow has taken a paper napkin out of his pocket and balled it up. Holding the balled up tissue in his gloved hand, a mechanism coming out of the palm of Freakshow's glove ignites the napkin into a ball of fire.
Roger has wiped the liquid from his eyes and turns around just in time for Freakshow to slam the ball of fire into Roger's face with one hand, and gut punch him with the other. Roger doubles over the Freakshow hits him with a DDT. He goes for the pin!
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
NO!!!
Vince Walters: “ROGER BREAKS THE HOLD AT THE LAST SECOND!!!”
Jill Matthews: “It's not over yet!”
The crowd erupts in cheers as Roger gets his shoulder up. No one can be heard louder than Blair, though, who screamed out in joy as soon as she saw Roger break out of the pin. Freakshow, now on his feet, pacing the ring a little bit before his eyes lock onto Blair. A goofy grin slapped across his face.
Freakshow: “All of this is for you my Anabella!!!”
Freakshow can be heard shouting, staring down at ringside where Blair does not look amused. She shakes her head and shouts: “You're crazy! You know that?! Crazy!!!”
This only causes Freakshow's smile to widen into a full blown grin. He grabs the ropes with one hand and his grown with the other, gesturing for Blair to 'come and get it.' Blair looks absolutely disgusted which, in turn, only seems to turn Freakshow on more.
By this time, Roger has gotten back to his feet—his face still covered in green liquid and ash from the fireball. He shouts at Freakshow, for him to turn around. Freakshow turns around to face Roger and suddenly his gleeful expression has turned to that of sheer anger.
Vince Walters:”Uh oh..it doesn't seem like Freakshow appreciated Roger interupting his moment with Blair.”
Jill Matthews: “Yeah, i'm thinking Roger doesn't really care.”
Roger is now taunting Freakshow, who only grows more ad more upset.
Roger: “You know your sweet Anabella?...I fucked her last night!”
Roger can be heard saying. This sends Freakshow into a complete furry. He begins slapping himself in the head before charging at Roger and attempting a clothesline. Roger ducks and Freakshow is sent toward the ropes. Freakshow runs back at Roger full force. Roger turns around in the knick of time and hits the rebounding Freakshow with THE WRIGHT STUFF!!!! He goes for the pin!!!
1!!!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Tom Davis: “Here is your winner...ROGERRRRRR WRRRRIGHT!”
Winner
Roger Wright
Loser
Freakshow
Outcome
Pinfall
THE FREAK HAS FRIENDS
One man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Freakshow
Vince Walters: Roger did it! Roger put down the Freak!
Jill Mathews: It was a hardfought....and weird match, but ultimatley Roger showed why he is the NEW World Champion and why you don't cross the lines that Freakshow has.
Roger stands in the center of the ring over top the crumpled Freakshow, trying to smile through the pain as he looks over at Blair who has made her way onto the ring apron. He had done it, he had left the man who had tormented them over the last couple weeks but a crumpled mess in the center of the ring. But just as he goes towards Blair, there is a commotion in the crowd behind him.
Blair: ROGER! WATCH OUT!
Her scream can be heard over the commotion of the crowd. Hopping the security railing is a man, his face covered in a black mask and his body a large trench coat, slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Roger, thinking Freakshow is rising, turns looking to finish off the painted Freak...only to receive the seat of the chair wrapped around the top of his head.
Jill Mathews: Oh god, who is this!?
The man turns towards Blair pulling the chair back, but Blair hops off the apron away from his swing. He turns back and lifts the chair over head, bringing it down across the back of Roger who was attempting to push himself back up to his feet.
Vince Walters: Dear god, it seems as though trumping the office has come to bite Roger....or...no...
Another shot comes down with the chair of Roger to make sure he stays down, and much to the dismay the man turns to the rising Freakshow...grabbing his hand and helping him up to his feet.
Jill Mathews: He is helping Freakshow!?
The Masked Man and Freakshow stand in the center of the ring, Freakshow holding the back of his head with a small chuckle as the other man holds the dented steel chair at his side. Turning Freakshow looks at Blair, who holds a hand out to him pleading. With a smile he walks over to roger, squatting down over top of his back and grabbing him by the hair, yanking his face up off the mat.
Freakshow: THE PRINCE HAS FALLEN! hehehahahahah NOW TO SHATTER THIS MASK!
He screamed before rearing back and sending a stiff shot into the side of Rogers face.
Vince Walters: Oh come on, this is too much...can we get someone out here to stop this?
Jill Mathews: I don't know Vince, with the big literal "F" you to Jesse...I doubt any officials will be sent out to help him.
Blair reaches into the ring trying to grab Rogers hand, but Freakshow smiles as his masked man lifts Roger up to his feet away from her. Freak points to the turnbuckle and the man shoves Roger back, letting him stumble and fall to the mat, leaning against the bottom buckle. Freakshow turns and slides out of the ring, opposite of Blair, while the mystery man lays a boot into Rogers throat, holding him down and choking him.
Vince Walters: What is Freakshow fishing for?
With a large smile, Freakshow holds his prize up in the air. Squeezing the trigger the crowd roars as a long drill bit spins.
Jill Mathews: Oh no!?
Vince Walters: Who put that under the ring!?
Freakshow slides back into the ring, holding the drill over his head as the bit spins violently. Blair screams growing louder as Freakshow slowly approaches Roger. The masked man backs off, giving Freakshow plenty of room, and quite honestly getting out of the spray radius of the blood that is sure to come. He comes up to Roger, kneeling infront of him and taking hold of his chin with his free hand.
Vince Walters: No no no, GET SOMEONE OUT HERE NOW!
Jill Mathews: He will kill Roger!
With his held held back and his face prone, Freakshow aims his drill and slowly starts pushing it toward Roger. Inch by Inch the drill approaches Rogers nose, and louder and louder Blairs screaming pleas grow. The spinning drill bit reaches just a centimeter from Rogers nose......
THWACK!
Can be heard as Blair sends everything she has behind her fist into the temple of Freakshow. The sudden impact causes him to roll back away from Roger, just enough for Blair to scramble between the ropes and layer herself as a shield against him. Freakshow drops the drill, scrambling to his feet as he shakes the confusion from after the impact. The masked man however approaches Blair to remove her from in front of Roger.
Jill Mathews: Blair, watch out!
But before the man can grab ahold of Blair, Freakshow jumps forward and shoves the man away. Freakshow himself standing between Blair and the man. The two argue for a bit before Freakshow turns and kneels to Blair, says something to her that can't be picked up by the camera then exits the ring...masking man towing behind him. The crowd roars at Freakshow and the man, even some random pieces of trash being thrown towards them as they make their way back to the ramp...while Blair check on Roger...no officials or medics on their way....
HUNTER VS MATHEW
1 vs 1
Matthew Carter VS Hunter Valentyne
Clark Benson: After seeing such an explosive ending to the Freakshow and Wright match the following match between Hunter and Carter was sure to keep the crowd rialed up. The match started in the favor of the veteran Hunter who quickly took control of the match from the beginning with by over powering and out striking the younger Carter. Hunter even got the crowd fired up after sending a series of chops to Carter that had him roll to the outside of the ring. It was when Hunter attempted to drag Carter into the ring that he took advantage of the situation and forced Hunters throat over the top rope. Carter kept in on his advantage with a few cheap shots and keeping Hunter grounded. Now lets go to the closing moments of the match.
Carter has Hunter in a camelclutch, his feet sat out far ahead of him really vicing back on Hunters neck and back. Hunter claws at his grip with one hand, dragging himself towards the ropes as the crowd begins to chant for him.
Jill Mathews: I still can't get used to hearing the crowd chant, for, Hunter!
Vince Walters: Not only are they chanting for him, he seems to be pulling from them.
Unable to drag himself towards the ropes Hunter changes his game plan, instead he presses both his hands to the mat lifting himself up to get his knees beneath him. After a few moments of a struggle Hunter finnaly gets a foot beneath him, lifting himself up and Carter up with him onto his back.
Vince Walters: Look at the strength of Hunter!
With the crowd roaring for him, Hunter charges backwards towards a turnbuckle smashing Carter between him and the turnbuckle pads. The impact causes Carter to release his grip, letting Hunter stumble away from him. He turns and Carter charges out attempting to level him, only to be caught and tossed into the air with a high backdrop. The crowd pops, Hunter slowly coming to life with it. Carter feeds back up and Hunter hits him with a huge back elbow, spinning off and throwing a hand up into the air as the crowd roars. Carter feeds around, Hunter boots him in the stomach and hooks his arms behind his back.
Vince Walters: Hunter setting up for the Valentyme! This is it!
Suddenly "Hail To the King" by Avenge Sevenfold hits the PA system, Hunters attention diverted to the entrance ramp.
Jill Mathews: I guess the boss has decided he'd make his presence known to Hunter!
Jesse steps through the curtain, a large smile on his face as he stops at the edge of the ramp. He crosses his arms and sends a questioning shrug at the Mythkillers. Inside the ring Hunter tosses Carter to the side, making his way to the ropes daring Jesse to step into the ring. Meanwhile behind him Carter struggles with something in his boot, finnaly sliding something out and holding it into his hands. Carter stands up as the referee walks towards the ropes questioning Jesse.
Vince Walters: Watch out Hunter!
Hunter turns around, being qued off by pointing fan members. Though as he turns Carter sends a heavy loaded right into the side of his head, a small spray of blood as the metal knuckles connected with the side of his head. Hunter crumples and Carter quickly falls down beside him with a cover, removing the knuckles from his fist and tossing them to the outside of the ring.
Jill Mathews: Carter with the brass knuckles!
The referee turns and slides down for the pin.
ONE....
TWO....
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Tom Davis: Your winner by pinfall.....MATHEW CARTER!
Winner
Matthew Carter
Loser
Hunter Valentyne
Outcome
Pinfall
A LIST BEGINS WHAT NAMES ARE IN SAID LIST?
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Jesse StylesMatthew Carter
Vince Walters: Hunter is down and he is bleeding pretty bad from his forehead area from where Carter nailed him.
Jill Mathews: Cheap win.....
Vince Walters: Cheap? No Jill... It was an effective win!
Mathew Carter standing over the downed and bloody Hunter Valentyne begins to lay the boots to him while Jesse Styles rolls into the ring with a grin across his face. He watches for a moment as Carter just laies into Hunter then Jesse walks over as Carter brings Hunter to his feet and a HYPE KICK!! Hunter goes down as Jesse then rolls Hunter over onto his chest and drops several elbows onto the back of Hunter and Carter even drops a running knee drop down into the middle of Hunters back. The fans are booing loudly and Jesse stops his attack looking out at some of them and yells "YOU ARE ALL STUPPPPPPPID!!" He then rolls outside the ring grabbing a steel chair and then rolls him self back in the ring. Carter had climbed to the top turnbuckle and dropped a LEAPING Elbow Drop right into the the already hurt back of Hunter. Now Jesse standing over Hunter drives the STEEL CHAIR into the back of Hunter multiple times he then stops suddenly and kind of examines what he has done. After he has examined his and Carters work he DRIVES the steel chair into the back side of Hunter's right Shoulder A GOOD FIFTEEN TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! Carter now picks a dead on his feet Hunter up and WHACK Jesse levels Hunter with the steel chair to Hunters skull but Carter wont let Hunter go down as Jesse NAILS HUNTER AGAIN ACROSS THE SKULL with the now very dented steel chair!! Hunter finally is let go as he lands flat on his back in the middle of the ring out cold and Jesse now reaches out between the ropes getting handed a microphone.
Jill Mathews: Good lord haven't these two done enough? And, now we have to listen to him talk about it also?
Vince Walters: Quiet woman god him self is about to speak now kneel before the King!
Jill Mathews: I kneel for no man.....
Vince Walters: Ah bullshit I have pornos with you in them that prove other wise.
Jill Mathews:...........
Jesse Styles: How's it feel Hunter? What's that? You can't speak? Well that's just a damned shame I mean shit you are always so full of talk and well to be honest the fans out here are quite let down that you can't speak a word right now its breaking there fucked up hearts. But, now I know you are hurt badly and hell when you recover a little I know what your dumb ass will say and that's I TOLD YOU ALL JESSE STYLES AND MATHEW CARTER WHERE BEST FRIENDS! But, to that I will already say you are wrong sir as of this moment myself and Mathew Carter have a business arrangement and nothing more. For the contract he wants will be in his lap in the coming days and as long as he meets said exceptions in said contract he is in
for quite the nice life money wise. With this new arrangement comes a little list I have in my brain and well you where first on that list.....Which its obvious I can cross you off that list for the time being at least.
Mathew Carter pretends like he has a list in his hands and even does a crossing off motion which causes the fans to boo loudly once again and Carter just smirks at them and then tells them all to shove it!
Jesse Styles: So now what else or should I say who else is on this list you all wonder? Oh well next week we will begin with something very personal for my new business associate it's HIS OWN BROTHER ROGER WRIGHT! Now Roger I know you are hurting due to what went down earlier but sorry you will have to face MATHEW CARTER in a match next week! Brother versus Brother in the main fucking event because Roger quite frankly your little your going to do whatever the fuck you want attitude is no longer going to fly with me and I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HOW YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST LEAVE NEW EDGE! So since you want out so badly I am going to see to it personally that the remaining 5 or so months on your contract ARE A LIVING HELL! So next week your little brother Mathew Carter gets a chance to be one step closer to back to where he wants to be and that's at the top of the NEW mountain once more. Now I know it's a non title shot Mathew but don't worry beat your brothers ass it will shoot you right up onto that fairly short list.
Mathew Carter cracks kind of a cocky grin like it wont be any problem what so ever while Jesse suddenly hears Roger.....ROGER.......Roger.....Chants he just rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
Jesse Styles: Seriously you people are fucking wait for it.....wait for it.....STUPIDDDDD!!! I mean seriously you cheer for this piece of shit in the ring and still you cheer for the NEW Champ who wants to leave New Edge? Sigh....Anyways just one more thing on this list of mine for now since Mr.Carter here wants to climb his way to the top I have decided that YOU NOCTURNAL will not face me at ANNILATION!!!! NO, for you see
the more and more I think about it and the more and more I realize that's giving you exactly what you want. Now don't think it's not what I want but you know I just think this would be more on your terms and well fuck that. So it's simple at ANNILATION you Nocturnal will face MATHEW CARTER in a match a special match but that stipulation will be announced next week. Now Mathew I think it's time you and I make our exit from this ring....
Jill Mathews: Wow....Next week brother versus brother and then the following week at the PPV it's Nocturnal versus Mathew Carter just wow.
Vince Walters: Jesse is the king and a god damned genious!
Jesse and Mathew Carter are now up near the top of the ramp way while Jesse stops turns and smiles as he looks down at Hunter who is still laid out in the ring. He then puts the mic back up to his mouth while Mathew has now turned and is looking down that way too.
Jesse Styles: You know Hunter I just don't feel like me and Mathew are done with you quite yet I mean after all you did shit all over the inside of one of my mansions... So with that being said it's only fair to well SHIT BACK!
Jesse points in an upward motion we then see a large barrel like figure flip over and LEGIT SHIT COMES POURING DOWN COVER THE BODY of the downed HUNTER VALENTYNE from head to toe!!!! Jesse and Carter both get a good laugh as they then exit the stage to the back as we cut away.
FIRST BLOOD MAIN EVENT RICKY VS VALORA
1 vs 1
Ricky Bobby Cassels VS Valora Salinas
Clark Benson: Wow that was quite the uh interest developments there between Mathew Carter/Jesse Styles and Hunter Valentyne I mean it's going to take a while for him to not smell like shit haha! It honestly couldn't of happend to a nicer guy I swear it. But, onto the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!! Ricky Cassels the TA Champ took on Valora Salinas "The Hardcore Icon" in a non title match. These two battled all over the arena then back into the ring then back all over the arena it was a straight up fight from the opening bell to through the middle part and I am just spent to be honest so use your imagination! Anyways let's go to the conclusion of this match as we wrap up IGNITE 198!
Jill Matthews: “If you're just now joining us folks, this has been one hell of a match between Ricky Cassels and Valora Salinas!”
Vince Walters: “That's right, slut, this match that started out in the ring has now spilled over to the ringside area with Ricky taking complete control over Valora!”
Ricky has Valora pinned up against the steel ring steps as he's choking the life out of her. Nikki Juggs, also at ringside, has been screaming obscenities in Valora's face, even going to far as to slap her while Ricky squeezes his hands around her throat.
Jill Matthews: “The Trailer Park Queen looks none too pleased with Salinas at the moment.”
Vince Walters: “She's just jealous. Valora is ten times hotter than her and if Ricky didn't have her subdued, Valora could kick the shit out of Juggs and she knows it!”
Valora reaches up and firmly grabs Ricky by his mullet, headbutting him in an attempt to break the hold. It works, and Ricky is sent stumbling back much to Nikki's dismay.
Jill Matthews: “Smart move by Valora as she manages to get Ricky off of her!”
Vince Walters: “He better watch out now!!!”
Wasting no time, Valora runs at Ricky and hits him with a Lou Thez Press, forcing his body down against the steel ramp. She viciously sends a flurry of rights and lefts into Ricky's face, pummeling him with her fists.
Jill Matthews: “And Valora has regained control over this match!”
Vince Walters: “I told him to watch out!”
Making it to her feet, Valora lifts a somewhat groggy Ricky before Irish Whipping him into a nearby barrier where the crowd goes wild, slapping Ricky on the back. Valora runs at Ricky and hits him with a Cross Body!! But NO!!! Ricky comes to just in the knick of time and spins out of the way, causing Valora to impale herself on the barrier.
Jill Matthews: “Quick thinking by Ricky Cassels!”
Vince Walters: “He was about to become the meat in a Valora sandwich...which now that I say it out loud doesn't sound that bad.”
Jill Matthews: “Pig.”
Vince Walters: “Yeah we you let this piggy in your blankets slut so don't act all high and mighty now.”
Jill Matthews: “.......back to the match! Ricky hits Val with a few chops to keep her easy to handle and then rolls her back into the ring! He's climbing up on the apron now...”
As Valora rolls onto her back, Ricky leaps up onto the rop rope and hits Valora with a FROG SPLASH!!! But NO!!! At the last second, Valora lifts her kees up, slamming them into Ricky's gut.
Vince Walters: “OOH!!!!! THAT HAD TO HURT!”
Ricky bounces off of Valora in pain, and rolls from side to side in the fetal position. Valora gets to her feet then and walks over the turnbuckle nearest Ricky, who is still on the mat. She leaps into the air and Nikki Juggs is heard telling Ricky to look out but it does no good as Valora beautifully executes a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
Vince Walters: “WOW!!! Did you see that?! I have no idea where she even got the energy to pull something off after a match like this!”
Jill Matthews: “Valora with an amazing display endurance and stamina on Ricky Cassels! There's a reason why she's a former World Champion!”
Seemingly getting her second wind, Valora nips up and stomps mudholes into Ricky. She then hips him with a Standing Moonsault before standing back up and getting Ricky to his feet. She locks up with Ricky and attempts to lift him for a Powerbomb but Ricky proves to be just a little too heavy for Val. Ricky uses this to his advantage and flips Valora over him and onto her back.
Now it is Ricky who's doing the stomping, completely going in on Valora with stomp after stomp until she is vulnerable. Ricky lifts Valora by her hair and runs with her toward the corner, slamming her face into the turnbuckle.
Vince Walters: “The match could be over right there!”
Jill Matthews: “Valora is checking her own face for blood and..nope...she's still got a chance!”
Ricky runs at Valora and clotheslines her into the turnbuckle right as she turns around. He then hits her with a Running Bulldog right into the center of the ring. Wasting no time, Ricky lifts Valora and Gut Punches her. As Val doubles over, Cassels raises her into the air for a POWERBOMB!!! VALORA COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA AND RICKY IS DOWN!!!
Jill Matthews: “A beautiful counter by Valora!”
Vince Walters: “These two are more resilient that you are during a 10 man gang bang!”
Jill Matthews: “Funny...I was going to say the same thing about you. What's Nikki Juggs doing?!”
At this point, Nikki Juggs looks completely fed up as she searches under the ring for something.
Vince Walters: “Is that a frying pan?! What the hell is that doing under the ring?!”
Jill Matthews: “She must have planted that earlier.”
Nikki is up on the apron with a cast iron skillet in her hand, waiting for her moment. Meanwhile, Valora has lifted Ricky and is now sending chops into his chest. She goes to Irish Whip Ricky, but he counters instead, holding onto Valora and kneeing her in the gut. Ricky then his his SOUTHERN NECKBREAKER on Valora and she is out cold!!! Ricky looks to add insult to injury by lifting Valora up once more to inflict even more damage on her. He runs Valora over to the ropes but she baseball slides out of the ring just as Nikki is about to strike her with the frying pan!
WHACK!!!
Ricky's face is busted open and there is blood everywhere, as Nikki has accidentally hit him instead. Valora yanks Nikki off of the apron, causing Nikki to hit her head on the apron and fall back in pain. Valora swiftly rolls back into the ring and stands as Ricky is clutching his face. She runs behind him and quickly nails a Running Bulldog! The ref sees Ricky's face covered in blood and calls for the bell to ring!
DING DING DING!!!
Vince Walters: “WHAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!”
Jill Matthews: “Believe it, baby. The match is over!”
Tom Davis: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER....VALORRRA....SALINNNNAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!”
Valora's music hits and she quickly rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp with her hands raised in the air. Ricky is up on his knees screaming out in anger as Valora grins before disappearing backstage.
Winner
Valora Salinas
Loser
Ricky Bobby Cassels
Outcome
Pinfall
JUGGS DOWN!
Two man segment
SEGMENT PARTICIPANTS
Al EnvyRicky Bobby Cassels
Jill Matthews: And Ricky Cassels just had one hell of a fight here. He just showed why he is the TA champ, and one of the best ones ever!
Vince Walters: Best ones my ass. How many times has he defended it? He is a joke champion. On top of that he is a redneck jackass and you know how I feel about people from the south!
Ricky pulls himself up finally then the lights suddenly start to flicker and eventually go out.
Vince Walters: Oh what the hell! Did Jesse not put a deposit on the electric bill to rent this place?
Jill Matthews: Well why does it matter. he show is over. Maybe he just rented enough for two hours or something.
You start hearing commotion from inside the ring. Shadows start to appear and the crowd starts to get excite wanting to know what is going on.
Vince Walters: Well what is going on here? Are we off he air? There is something going on in the ring.
The lights slowly come up and the crowd erupts in a cheer of shock and then straight hatred boos as Ricky Cassels is laid out and standing over him with a tire iron is The Superstar Al Envy!!
Jill Matthews: Oh ...what the…..ENVY HAS A TIRE IRON!!! I thought he was in Hollywood! He isn't even booked for this show!!
Vince Walters: Who cares sloppy seconds! AL FUCKING ENVY IS HERE!! This show just became so much better!!
Jukll Matthews: I thought you said you didn't like southern people??
Vince Walters: He is from Texas. Its their own country!! Oh Its so good to see Al. And look what he did to Ricky Bobby!!
Al bends down to one knee and takes the tire iron and strikes Ricky right on the temple!! He stands up and smiles and looks towards the ramp. Dixie Clement makes an apperance and she is dragging Nikki by the hair!!
Jill Matthews: Oh My God. Is that Nikki Juggs!! She was just released from the hospital!!! What in the hell is Dixie doing!
Nikki tries to fight Dixie off but the skilled Texan quickly knocks her down. Nikki is screaming I don’t even care about Ricky as Dixie throws her in the ring. She crawls on her knees and stops right at Al Envy’s feet. She slowly looks up and Envy is staring down at her. He grabs her by the hair and jerks her up. He gets right in her face and you can hear what he is saying to her.
Al Envy: You two are a fucking disgrace to humanity. and you two dare walk around acting like you are better than me?? Your a drugged up joke like that fuck right there is a redneck piece of shit.
Al Envy quickly under hooks her.
Jill Matthews: Oh my God!! SHE ISN'T A WRESTLER!!!! AL DON’T!!!
Al Envy picks her up and drops her right on the back of her neck with a GBE!!!
Jill Matthews: Jesus Christ!!!!
Vince Walters: Oh you know they deserve this!!! Don’t you start acting like you feel sorry for these two idiots!!
Nikki's body jerks violently after receiving the GBE. Then she goes limp……
Jill Matthews: Envy dropped her on her head!! What in the hell does he mean when he told her that they dared say they were better than he was. From my understanding Al and Ricky have never had anything between them.
Al gets up and now picks up Ricky Cassels. Ricky is dazed from the tire iron shot. Dixie slies in a chair and Al places Ricky’s head between his legs. He hooks his legs and raises him up and drops Ricky on the chair with Envious Disdain, his version of the package pile-driver.
Vice Walters: Thats it. Ricky is dead...bout time!
Jill Matthews: What is the meaning of all of this destruction!! Why is Al and Dixie doing this!!
Vince Walters: Ricky’s head just broke that chair in half!! Good grief!! Look at that dent!
Jill Matthews: I don’t get this….why did Al do this??
Al Envy stands over the carnage he and Dixie had just caused. Dixie Clement gets in the ring and she is holding Ricky’s TA Title Belt. She hands it to Al. He looks at it like seeing a long lost old friend. Then disdain falls on his face as he throws it down on the unmoving body of Ricky Cassels. he squats down and stares into the face of Ricky as the show fades to black.